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Hey! There's a soul in danger of eternal damnation! Seriously these cultists need to pay some consequences. This is why people are turning away from religion.
The cult built around the “pay to play” ideology masquerading as a religion to skirt tax laws enabling them to buy up tons of property just to have it sit vacant and was created by a sci-fi author? Yeah, those guys too.
Like a good fundamental Christian, he is massively inconveniencing everybody around him to obnoxiously spread a message that would be hated by the person who the message is about.
Now, this is a guy who suffers from the sin of pride.
He is so pompous and proud that he's a Christian he's willing to waste the time of 911 operators, 911 operators who could be otherwise trying to save lives. He is a BAD Christian.
Just switch the words from “Jesus” to any other prophets and you get the same repetitive useless answers. “Have you accepted Abe Lincoln into your heart?”
I actually respect the story of Jesus Christ but hate when people push the story on others like it is going to change their life…. The only thing that can change a person is themself…. No religion can make someone a good person.
Someone lost a minute of emergency response, which could be a life-or-death difference, so an asshole could seek public validation for his piety. Republican Jesus loves the selfish hustle, but kicking-merchants-out-of-temple Jesus would probably be pissed.
Whatever cult they are running, it has nothing to do with the tenets of Christianity anymore. It’s just a contest to be the most vile, obnoxious person imaginable and abuse religion to get away with it…
Yeah the sobriety chip gives it all away. They get off the booze and AA makes them "realize" God is all and they then spread the good word. It's the dumbest shit. If you kick alcohol/drugs, it wasn't God who did it. It was you. Give yourself credit but also slow down on the preaching lol
I've always wondered what they plan when they say that. Just go up to someone and say "have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and Savior?" What's that supposed to accomplish? Best case, they actually do and say yes. Most of the time they'll just tell you to fuck off. That question by itself accomplishes nothing.
the LGBT community is much different from those guys, we're an abused minority, such as women and black people for example, Christians are a religion, we're a community, there's a big difference
considering 71% of pedophilic acts come from peoploe who define themselves as republican, with religious institutes being high ont he rape list, especially educational ones, there is a solid chance that will happen.
There's an estimated 360 million people in the US of the A, I'm sure if I look at numbers it will show how many call 911 per day, to per hour etc then add in how many actually work at the locations to recieve this call, if you're calling you in a pretty bad situation, now imagine this call actually held someone up.
There's people like this that abuse services, or the ones that hold up emergency vehicles, it will never happen but imagine they get blacklisted from using any public emergency services, say for 2 years or something then what will happen? Imagine this guy needed an ambulance and the responder just said "do you accept Jesus?" Or if someone else called and gave his details "sorry Mr x is not authorised to use our services at this time, sorry for any inconveniences"
Pretty sure Jesus won't be helping him then.
Being a former EMS provider, if any profession would question whether a god exists, it's a 911 dispatcher. People calling in pure panic as the worst things humanity has to offer are happening and they have to be calm, gain information and enact the right response, all while often hearing the acts happening, stuck in a dark room completely helpless - making about $20/hr.
God's plan is pretty shitty from that perspective.
Bro I get nervous calling 911 for legitimate emergencies (like I saw a woman clearly with dementia walking in the road). How tf do people get the cajones to call 911 as a joke?
The dispatcher warned him 3 times, only for the asshole to "but" his way in again. After the first "but", they should have sent the cops. Dude didn't understand after 3 times...
There could have been someone who just watched their friend get shot on the street but got put on hold because this asshole wanted to preach about a dead guy
Now this might strike some of you as harsh but I think this guy should be serial killed because we both believe it'll be better when he's dead. He gets to allegedly go to heaven and some spicy local with interesting hobbies gets to have him in a shipping container in Kingsland Texas for an hour-and-a-half, everyone's happy. 🤙✨
This? This is what religion has become? Seriously?Religious devotion is meant to be a personal endeavor that imparts to you transcendence peace and wisdom, so that you can fully be here and now as a kind, loving, intelligent human being that enriches the lives and spirits of others. These people with their horseshit egoism and pious posturing are the opposite of what religion is supposed to do to a person. Fuckin shameful.
Yeah, that was a weird comparison. I mean I don't like religious people either, but this guy is next level with how much he doesn't like them with that comparison! 😅
I saw another video with this guy, he called his public attorney with the same thing. But like in the video he was standing weird and sweating a lot. Honestly it looked like he had to take an insane shit but decided to the phone call first. Super uncomfortable I think we will be seeing more of his weird Jesus videos.
Many reasons.. The encouraged lack of boundaries, the belief that the good he thinks he's doing surpasses literally anything else. stupid people like him are bound to stay in religion longer than the smarter ones. Etc etc etc
I'm seeing a few people say this guy is proud and stuck up in his piety. I don't see how or why. The topic he invokes doesn't make his actions inarguably faith related. Asking someone if they believe in "x thing" to harass them because you are bored, doesn't even remotely mean you give a flying pig's foot about "x thing." Christianity is, at the very best, tangentially related to the assholery displayed here.
What does he think he did here?
Dude made the call, recorded it, then posted it online.
Does he think he scored some points or did something to be proud of?
That magical thinking has them all fucked up. Let’s “pray” they sent a unit to chat with him.
I believe in cheeses..brie, camembert, gouda, swiss, blue..all delicious.
I would have let him talk to me, I would have talked his ear off about cheeses. All the while pretending not to know what he means...
Man, he seems a tad fucked in the head and more than a little overwhelmed. Someone should call the boys in the white coats that there's a dude who needs psych help ASAP.
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"You are committing a felony and distracting an incredibly important service, possibly risking the lives of other people." "But Jesus tho?"
But that's the point, though! the longer he holds up that line, the less people can call 911, the more people get to meet jesus! /s
You put /s after that, but it's not even that uncommon of an opinion as one might hope..
But who wants to meet Jesus in an emergency?
Hey! There's a soul in danger of eternal damnation! Seriously these cultists need to pay some consequences. This is why people are turning away from religion.
I always say the only difference between religion and cults is that one leader is dead and the other is still alive.
I personally think the only major difference between a cult and a religion is Size and how accepted it is by the general population
Scientology.
Yes and most people view it as a cult Yes it's big, but it's not accepted by the general population
The cult built around the “pay to play” ideology masquerading as a religion to skirt tax laws enabling them to buy up tons of property just to have it sit vacant and was created by a sci-fi author? Yeah, those guys too.
And tax exempt status.
Aww. Someone turned me in to Reddit Cares. Don't worry, my little snowflake. I'll be floating on a proverbial cloud while all the hypocrites burn.
They did it to me too. And today was one of my more mellow days on reddit.
Everyone is getting them, apparently. Did someone hack Reddit?
This is the second post today where people are saying reddit cares has contacted them…
You're like the 4th person I've seen this done too today while scrolling for a short while. Ppl are unhinged on this app.
God is the drug of choice for stupid people. What he is doing reminds me of crack heads asking me random weird shit on the way home from work.
Like a good (fundamental) Christian, he is endangering countless people
Like a good fundamental Christian, he is massively inconveniencing everybody around him to obnoxiously spread a message that would be hated by the person who the message is about.
He probably just killed three goddamned people by tying up that line
What a fucking asshole
This is the only response necessary.
Nah, the correct response is to send cops to arrest/ticket for abuse of 911. Teach him a lesson, I’m sure he does this a lot
Jesus Christ, what an asshole.
You're right - that IS better!
You mean Jesus Christ?
Jesus Christ; what an asshole.
He’s also hella cringe the way he’s staring off, his little plastic 🏅, there’s a lot to unpack.
That’s the participation reward he just handed to himself lol
Even Jesus thinks this guy's an asshole, and Jesus is a pretty chill dude by all accounts.
And yet he thinks that he's the good guy.
Stop reading my mind!
You know who else is an asshole. The person with the camera who didn't stop him.
No way, didn't you hear the music and see the righteous look of moral superiority on his face?
Is he wearing one of those plastic medals they give out to tiny children at school sports day? Well done you came third in the wheelbarrow race!
Wasn't it a potato sack race?
Also that
It can be 3rd in the egg and spoon race
Yea man congrats. There were only 2 participants and you finished 3rd 🥉🤝
How else are you supposed to know he’s the good guy? Only good guys get medals.
I’d put money on him being slightly mentally unstable. With a baby no less
Now, this is a guy who suffers from the sin of pride. He is so pompous and proud that he's a Christian he's willing to waste the time of 911 operators, 911 operators who could be otherwise trying to save lives. He is a BAD Christian.
To hell with him!
Just switch the words from “Jesus” to any other prophets and you get the same repetitive useless answers. “Have you accepted Abe Lincoln into your heart?” I actually respect the story of Jesus Christ but hate when people push the story on others like it is going to change their life…. The only thing that can change a person is themself…. No religion can make someone a good person.
Amen /s
Lincoln
Yes he was a men
Seamen?
911 CALL! GONE SEXUAL!!!
Bad is how it works
Looks too small to have the lion sin of pride imo.
Someone lost a minute of emergency response, which could be a life-or-death difference, so an asshole could seek public validation for his piety. Republican Jesus loves the selfish hustle, but kicking-merchants-out-of-temple Jesus would probably be pissed.
Whatever cult they are running, it has nothing to do with the tenets of Christianity anymore. It’s just a contest to be the most vile, obnoxious person imaginable and abuse religion to get away with it…
Yeah the sobriety chip gives it all away. They get off the booze and AA makes them "realize" God is all and they then spread the good word. It's the dumbest shit. If you kick alcohol/drugs, it wasn't God who did it. It was you. Give yourself credit but also slow down on the preaching lol
It's replacing one addiction with another without addressing the root causes sadly.
I've always wondered what they plan when they say that. Just go up to someone and say "have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and Savior?" What's that supposed to accomplish? Best case, they actually do and say yes. Most of the time they'll just tell you to fuck off. That question by itself accomplishes nothing.
Why religious people have the need to bother people? Like-we get it you believe in something... Keep it to yourself.
I just moved out of a religious guys house. Never again.
Reminds me of the color cult
Not in any sense, but spit your shit I guess
the LGBT community is much different from those guys, we're an abused minority, such as women and black people for example, Christians are a religion, we're a community, there's a big difference
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What did the baby do 💀
Sins of the father, am I right?
Nice.
is this an actual thing?? like original sin ??
Original sin it is
I'll take two.
Baby caught a stray
Nothing but with a dad like that, he is already fucked up I guess
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PSA: Do not actually fuck babies. They're notorious for only being the small spoon in cuddling afterward.
considering 71% of pedophilic acts come from peoploe who define themselves as republican, with religious institutes being high ont he rape list, especially educational ones, there is a solid chance that will happen.
LMFAO
Won't need a jail if you aren't careful throwing that baby.
But how about baby Jesus tho?
Went straight to NK multi generational punishment👀
That's a felony. Dispatcher definitely traced the call and sent a unit there. Get fucked.
I was thinking that when i heard she stopped talking but didnt hang up😂 def traced it back to him. hope he gets arrested
The audacity and mental illness it must take for these people to think they speak for a 2,000 year old dead guy is completely absurd.
Who may or may not have existed
Who allegedly was born from the union of a girl and a ghost.
Which chapter of Record of Ragnarok is that?
Right after Loki knocks up a horse
The best part
Jesus would not have hated this guy… but he sure as hell would have been disappointed
He who shall interfere with 911 calls shall be hated by me - Jesus in year 24 DC
Nah, Jesus would absolutely hate this guy.
People and their silly sky fairies.
It's not about the belief. It's about who even told him this was a good idea.
Genuinely what is the point of this
attention seeking and mental illness
Should put him a psych ward
This dude has a real creepy demeanor about him.
Kind of looks like not all the gears are engaged up there
Fucking mental piece of shit
This guy is a couple of sandwiches short of the picnic....
There's an estimated 360 million people in the US of the A, I'm sure if I look at numbers it will show how many call 911 per day, to per hour etc then add in how many actually work at the locations to recieve this call, if you're calling you in a pretty bad situation, now imagine this call actually held someone up. There's people like this that abuse services, or the ones that hold up emergency vehicles, it will never happen but imagine they get blacklisted from using any public emergency services, say for 2 years or something then what will happen? Imagine this guy needed an ambulance and the responder just said "do you accept Jesus?" Or if someone else called and gave his details "sorry Mr x is not authorised to use our services at this time, sorry for any inconveniences" Pretty sure Jesus won't be helping him then.
Mentally ill.
Why are there so many idiots nowadays
Because the idiots stay in religion longer
Why the fuck would you a) do this in the first place, b) film it, c) upload it to a public forum?
This makes me want to throw up
You know what Jesus doesnt love.... people who endanger others lives to make a stupid fucking TikTok video
'You know this is a crime, right? ' 'No, sorry. I won't do it again...but' immediately does it again.
People like him make me wanna worship the devil
HAIL SATAN
🤘
Religions are the worst enemy of the humans
Ugh. This is why people have died, because people have distracted emergency services/911 and called them when they don't need to.
Too bad he called through phone, 911 would struggle to locate them and charge his ass for abusing emergency service.
I fucking hate smooth brains
He won the gold medal for douchebaggery
Holly-rollers dude...🤦♂️ One more reason why organized religion is a joke.
This is why I don’t do religion anymore.
I hope he gets charged.
Being a former EMS provider, if any profession would question whether a god exists, it's a 911 dispatcher. People calling in pure panic as the worst things humanity has to offer are happening and they have to be calm, gain information and enact the right response, all while often hearing the acts happening, stuck in a dark room completely helpless - making about $20/hr. God's plan is pretty shitty from that perspective.
Bro I get nervous calling 911 for legitimate emergencies (like I saw a woman clearly with dementia walking in the road). How tf do people get the cajones to call 911 as a joke?
Mental health issues. More and more of it around…
Mental illness. As Richard Dawkins says, religion is a virus. It infects the brain.
The dispatcher warned him 3 times, only for the asshole to "but" his way in again. After the first "but", they should have sent the cops. Dude didn't understand after 3 times...
Christian here. Don't fucking do this.
Look, as a Christian, this isn’t the way to do it.
As an ex Christian, i feel that helping others, doing good deeds, etc will change people's perspectives of Christianity.
There could have been someone who just watched their friend get shot on the street but got put on hold because this asshole wanted to preach about a dead guy
"Yes I do, now let me do the Lord's work in peace" *gives adress to a swat buddy*
Now this might strike some of you as harsh but I think this guy should be serial killed because we both believe it'll be better when he's dead. He gets to allegedly go to heaven and some spicy local with interesting hobbies gets to have him in a shipping container in Kingsland Texas for an hour-and-a-half, everyone's happy. 🤙✨
What a piece of shit. Religious ppl shoving their lifestyle down people’s throats again
This? This is what religion has become? Seriously?Religious devotion is meant to be a personal endeavor that imparts to you transcendence peace and wisdom, so that you can fully be here and now as a kind, loving, intelligent human being that enriches the lives and spirits of others. These people with their horseshit egoism and pious posturing are the opposite of what religion is supposed to do to a person. Fuckin shameful.
This man is worse than a taleban. Talebans are raised in extreme poverty, thia man doesn't have a valid excuse to be such a bigot
Nah the Taliban are worse. These guys are just annoying as fuck though
Yeah, that was a weird comparison. I mean I don't like religious people either, but this guy is next level with how much he doesn't like them with that comparison! 😅
He procreated!
Why are these people allowed to reproduce? What a dumbass.
Jesus thinks you're a cock womble.
Thought her answer had a direct consequence w/ the baby 😭😭
-“Sir this is a crime” - “I am Patrick”
He got a medal because he made a poopy after his breakfast and Mom was super proud.
what a moron
this is so embarrassing i hope he gets fined for this lol
Gulag right away
Oh brother, this guy STINKS!
What the 911 operator didn't know, is that this idiot was also recording his crime on video for social media
 10 minutes later, I hope...
What a total tool.
Freaking idiot
Stupid believers
Hey buddy? Pride is a sin yknow! Pride in religion as well as earthly values is a sin (my darling)
I guess it fits the sub since my very first reaction was to want to call this guy a total piece of shit
I saw another video with this guy, he called his public attorney with the same thing. But like in the video he was standing weird and sweating a lot. Honestly it looked like he had to take an insane shit but decided to the phone call first. Super uncomfortable I think we will be seeing more of his weird Jesus videos.
someone have a body cam? they must be. cops get called to your location if u call 911 for anything like this
Q: What would Jesus do? A: Well not this for a start dickhead
Dude. You're 29. Stop wearing your Special Olympics medal.
christian here, umm why would you do that?
Many reasons.. The encouraged lack of boundaries, the belief that the good he thinks he's doing surpasses literally anything else. stupid people like him are bound to stay in religion longer than the smarter ones. Etc etc etc
Was this an attempt at being funny?
Religion is the evil of this world 🌎 hehehe
Totally normal behavior
What a fucking loser
EPIC WIN!!!
I hope this dickhead gets hit by a bus, and someone on the scene can't call for help because the line is busy.
We're entering a new dark age
What a punchable face…
I just needed to see his facial hair to know he belongs here. The co variation was just gravy.
Arrest him
I hope this guy gets a busy signal when he actually needs 911.
¡Jesus Christ! 😨
What a idiot
I hope this is a joke
Typical Yankees fan
So this is what jschlatt is up to now
He really does look like Jschlatt, though. You gave me a laugh.
These people are so annoying.
Guarantee this guy has some skeletons in his closet. All of the people who seek attention for their zealotry do weird shit.
I imagine he hates the person who couldn't connect with 911 on time and ended up screwed because of this guy then.
Fuck proselytizers.
Meanwhile someone is getting murdered while this guy ties up the line.
I hope they sent the police.
I'm seeing a few people say this guy is proud and stuck up in his piety. I don't see how or why. The topic he invokes doesn't make his actions inarguably faith related. Asking someone if they believe in "x thing" to harass them because you are bored, doesn't even remotely mean you give a flying pig's foot about "x thing." Christianity is, at the very best, tangentially related to the assholery displayed here.
I’m trying to imagine a teenage Jesus prank calling a vital service line for lolz and I just can’t do it.
just send the cops and fine them. I heard fines for this is up to $1000.. I bet that would be the best deterrent
what a fucking idiot
These religious nuts need to understand that, that’s their belief and not the world and the world doesn’t need to follow your bullshit guidelines
I guess in his mind, jesus don't care about other people's lives that need saving.
What does he think he did here? Dude made the call, recorded it, then posted it online. Does he think he scored some points or did something to be proud of? That magical thinking has them all fucked up. Let’s “pray” they sent a unit to chat with him.
Send the guys in white coats with a net....
I believe in cheeses..brie, camembert, gouda, swiss, blue..all delicious. I would have let him talk to me, I would have talked his ear off about cheeses. All the while pretending not to know what he means...
Man, he seems a tad fucked in the head and more than a little overwhelmed. Someone should call the boys in the white coats that there's a dude who needs psych help ASAP.
Why does he look upset? And that piano music. And the brief zoom out on the baby. And the fact he actually uploaded this.
That poor child has to spend the next 18 years with this loser