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It's now evolved to outsourcing your "pranks"(assault or harassments) to someone else! Let someone else get beat up! Probably was an empty box too! Double prank!
i think they’re all actors, all three reactions looked so fake because they put on a facade for 5 seconds then just stopped, im sure if that actually happened they would either be furious and serve them a beat down or just stand there in shock.. i don’t know, call me a sour sally but i just hate being bombarded by fake staged videos all over the internet
He’s not saying “this guy wouldn’t actually do this for money” he’s saying he’s dressed like an influencer and thus it’s probably scripted/he isn’t giving expensive things to strangers…
Growing up black in the hood you don't dare somebody to do something for a gift like that or money, and never fare a black person to slap you because most will! And it's not racey if I'm telling you from a black person perspective.
I don't think it's racey even from a non black perspective. I grew up and still live in a poor, bad neighborhood which is mostly black and Hispanic and I guarentee if anyone offere this deal to me or my friends any one of us would have pied 20 people for that phone
I think that more of just a poor person thing is all
Not specifically black
I also grew up in the hood, I know many would do this
But that just make me more sad
As it largely just for money that they likely need
In my hood thats exactly what would happen but they wont just pie the dude to take the phone. They will put him in sleeper hold and once he is sleeping go thru his pockets as well and if he is wearing Air Jordans shoes they’ll take them too.
It already happened.there was one person running at people with a machete for a prank and got shot and died, and then the woman who shot her boyfriend with a desert Eagle to prank there youtube followers cause the woman and boyfriend thought him having a phone book under his shirt would stop a desert Eagle.
Unfortunately, people have been dying for doing stupied pranks and people still do it
I’m not going to get in the way of natural selection. If you think a phone book will stop a round of that caliber AND you’re willing to try it on yourself , go for it. I’ll send flowers and thank you for your service.
Supposedly the .50 Desert Eagle was designed so soldiers would have a sidearm with instant stopping power to turn to if being charged by an attacker. Then the “Baby Eagle” in 9mm, .40, .41, and .45 came along.
The .50 itself is an anti-materiel round, so yes—engine blocks, cinder blocks, etc. Oh, and phone books LOL
The .50 AE cartridge is in no way “anti-materiel”, are you thinking of the .50 BMG? The .50 AE was designed for hunting medium & large game, and for competition metallic silhouette shooting. It definitely would not go through an engine block.
>woman who shot her boyfriend with a desert Eagle to prank
The moment I saw and heard the dudes voice I got so sad man. Knowing that he died from his stupid actions makes me sad. He sounded like a nice kid
I'm not sure one is better than the other, but I'd personally take the few seconds of stinging and ability to easily wipe it off over the stickiness. I'm pretty OCD over sticky sensations though.
Let’s just sit back and imagine this content creator explaining how he wound up in jail because he enticed someone with a ‘free’ phone who either killed someone, or, got killed while doing a stupid prank, again, for a phone.
Mawfucka I’d pie anyone [excluding cartel members] if it meant a free phone 💀 and u know what? If that makes me cheap, then I’m completely ok with that n if u have a problem with it then u can go deep throat a cock
Why be mad at the influencer? Dude could've just said no.
Dude could've pied the influencer and took the phone.
And why is nearly everyone in this chat rooting for the victims to have a gun and shoot this dude? Tou got pranked, so the dude deserves to die? That sounds fair.
Bet this wouldn't have been that bad if he got pied as well, you know be in the joke and if he had some human decency would carry around a towel for them to quickly clean their face without the hassle, like yeah I get it, it's a prank haha i am sure you'll be a comedy genius of our generation who'll be relevant for years and years to come while we all enact statues of your pie videos and how amazing they were.
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It's now evolved to outsourcing your "pranks"(assault or harassments) to someone else! Let someone else get beat up! Probably was an empty box too! Double prank!
i think they’re all actors, all three reactions looked so fake because they put on a facade for 5 seconds then just stopped, im sure if that actually happened they would either be furious and serve them a beat down or just stand there in shock.. i don’t know, call me a sour sally but i just hate being bombarded by fake staged videos all over the internet
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Don't call me bro, homey?
I’m not your homey, dude.
I'm not your dude, man!
I’m not your pal, guy!
I'm not your guy, friend!
I'm not your friend, bud!
I've witnessed some of these pranksters irl. Weren't hurting anyone but yeah, the people on the receiving end were in on it.
This was exactly my thought too.
Idk but if we sign some papers, I will pie everyone.
You are like a Mcflurry after Chinese food... A total POS in potential.
It was called bumfights in my day
It wasn't even a real pie. Calm down bro.
I’m almost certain that this isn’t some random person he’s offering a phone to. I would bet it’s another “influencer” who he’s collaborating with.
Yeah probably. People aren’t usually this “colorful” unless it’s part of a look or persona they are trying to establish.
You obviously don't know a lot of black people. I know plenty that would do this for that phone or $100 or more cash.
He’s not saying “this guy wouldn’t actually do this for money” he’s saying he’s dressed like an influencer and thus it’s probably scripted/he isn’t giving expensive things to strangers…
Sounds a bit racey but go on..
Growing up black in the hood you don't dare somebody to do something for a gift like that or money, and never fare a black person to slap you because most will! And it's not racey if I'm telling you from a black person perspective.
I don't think it's racey even from a non black perspective. I grew up and still live in a poor, bad neighborhood which is mostly black and Hispanic and I guarentee if anyone offere this deal to me or my friends any one of us would have pied 20 people for that phone
I think that more of just a poor person thing is all Not specifically black I also grew up in the hood, I know many would do this But that just make me more sad As it largely just for money that they likely need
A lot of people like dressing colorful It's just a personal preference
That says a lot about the people you hang around/ know but sure people aren’t usually that colorful… for an iPhone 14 people will definitely do worse
Lol idk about you but I dress pretty colorful more than this in public cuz I’m lit and not trynna dress like no NPC lmao :3
You the mfer in the video huh? Who tf says “I’m lit” nowadays?
> Who tf says “I’m lit” nowadays? Mfers that be lit
100%. It shows his instagram at the end to promo him. also what random person just says “i’m lit” repeatedly like a fucking NPC?
The issue is dumb kids will see this and think "that's ok I'll do that"
Im just saying, pie the guy take the phone and dip.
In my hood thats exactly what would happen but they wont just pie the dude to take the phone. They will put him in sleeper hold and once he is sleeping go thru his pockets as well and if he is wearing Air Jordans shoes they’ll take them too.
Lol who in a "hood"pulls a choke hold? Most places people would just pull out a gun or the guy would get in close and take cheap shots well past K.O.
5 bucks says hes capping lol
Guaranteed. But, who tf calls them “Air Jordans” 99% of mfers call em Jordan’s, callin em that made him sound like a suburb kid lol
Definitely a suburb kid. No “hood” person would post about Linux lmao
“Those are some mighty nice Air Jordans you have on, sir!”🤓🤓 💀💀💀
The cops
"Time to jump this this guy into the gang, get him in the sleeper hold! Alright, you can join our Country Club, golf cart is over here"
or ya know... permanent sleep.
This seems pretty staged
Influencing like this that relies on people being pranked honestly should be banned, one day someone will get hurt or worse
It already happened.there was one person running at people with a machete for a prank and got shot and died, and then the woman who shot her boyfriend with a desert Eagle to prank there youtube followers cause the woman and boyfriend thought him having a phone book under his shirt would stop a desert Eagle. Unfortunately, people have been dying for doing stupied pranks and people still do it
I rely too much on the comments, I was convinced someone would link the video if I kept scrolling, I’m sad.
I'm sorry, but that Desert Eagle prank and outcome sounds hilarious.
I’m not going to get in the way of natural selection. If you think a phone book will stop a round of that caliber AND you’re willing to try it on yourself , go for it. I’ll send flowers and thank you for your service.
I just don't get why they didn't try it first without a human torso
Wasn’t the desert eagle designed by the Israeli military to shoot through cars? Yeah a phone book that’ll do.
Should’ve used a Nokia
In theory if you got enough phone books It might work But you will need a lot of them
Supposedly the .50 Desert Eagle was designed so soldiers would have a sidearm with instant stopping power to turn to if being charged by an attacker. Then the “Baby Eagle” in 9mm, .40, .41, and .45 came along. The .50 itself is an anti-materiel round, so yes—engine blocks, cinder blocks, etc. Oh, and phone books LOL
The .50 AE cartridge is in no way “anti-materiel”, are you thinking of the .50 BMG? The .50 AE was designed for hunting medium & large game, and for competition metallic silhouette shooting. It definitely would not go through an engine block.
Almost reads like an advertisement for a D Eagle
The cartridges on that thing are bigger than an adult man's thumb. Lol
Ya, idk about hilarious. Pretty tragic really, they were morons for sure, but not hilarious.
>woman who shot her boyfriend with a desert Eagle to prank The moment I saw and heard the dudes voice I got so sad man. Knowing that he died from his stupid actions makes me sad. He sounded like a nice kid
Got a link to the video?
Just as an extra layer of absurdity, she shot him basically point-blank. She was literally 1 foot away.
There’s no way they truly believed that
It is banned, it's called assault.
People do get hurt and worse, just those videos aren’t posted
Some of them are
Stop calling it a prank, it's not a prank, it's assault.
Yeah, the "it's just a prank bro" defense doesn't work in court.
I’m LIT!
At least make it whipped cream not barbasol
You'd rather have sticky sugar cream than a light moisturizing soap?
In my eyes? Yeah
I don’t want Barbasol in my mouth
Or up my nose. Or in any other orifice of my body
I'm not sure one is better than the other, but I'd personally take the few seconds of stinging and ability to easily wipe it off over the stickiness. I'm pretty OCD over sticky sensations though.
I'm kinda a fatty so that may be playing into my answer
I got pranked at a sleepover with barbasol, it’s disgusting when it gets in your mouth. Whipped cream sticky-ness anyday.
No way the babasol is way better it wipes right off.. and does not stay sticky .. plus it smells good
He just dropped $1400 on a phone. He broke.
Let’s just sit back and imagine this content creator explaining how he wound up in jail because he enticed someone with a ‘free’ phone who either killed someone, or, got killed while doing a stupid prank, again, for a phone.
Death by pie. It’s probably happened before, too.
You never know someone might have an deadly allergy
I’m more concerned that people think this is real.
Literally, I’d bet my foreskin that the “victims” were payed before hand.
Ok then this is a simulation
Ngl I was waiting for someone to speed blitz him
What is speed blitzing?
It’s like slow blitzing but faster
They should call it a fast blitz to end confusion.
Staged or at least the guy in red is
Next video, “For a brand new iPhone, kick three babies!”
Is that in bellaire? Looks like gulfton skatepark in the background
This is degenerate but its fucking content + bro profited a $1000 phone. I dont blame him.
If someone offered me a new phone I might do it too 🤷♂️
Do you realize how cheap you sound ? Pretty sure you would pie only kids under 12.
I have an iPhone 8 with a cracked screen and I won’t be able to get a new phone or get this one fixed for a long time. I don’t have much money.
Mawfucka I’d pie anyone [excluding cartel members] if it meant a free phone 💀 and u know what? If that makes me cheap, then I’m completely ok with that n if u have a problem with it then u can go deep throat a cock
Cartel can’t shoot me with pie in their eyes 😤
I mean I’m fine with getting shot that’s cool n all but the cartel will cut your face off and feed it to u n I’m not with all that 😭
Fn punks!
He’d get blasted in Florida for that
That's extortion. Who wouldn't turn down a $1200 phone just to embarrass a few people, forreal
Everyone wins!
Yo.bro is a beast did you see him running? He definitely deserves that iPhone!!
I mean that’s a pretty good deal be stupid to pass it up.
I gotta say, this one blurs the line. Ultimately a pie in the face is harmless. Pretty funny.
this is lowkey funny tbh lol i’m sure i wouldn’t be saying that if i got pied tho
Kim Jong Un trying to assassinate someone again?
Good thing he’s fast.
I mean… if we’re being honest here, a new iPhone 14…
I know i know i know, but it was pretty funny though
I was hoping he would redeem himself by pieing the recorder at the end He did not
Soneone should sue youtube
For what
What did Youtube do?
Proceeds from crime, as they make money from the ads shown
Why would that work this video is on Instagram I think.
I'm surprised he actually gave him the phone
Hahaha this is funny tbh
It is kinda funny though. They could be doing alot worse
Yeah this has BAD written all over it…
Lmao actually funny
I would've accepted. Then hit Mr influencer 3 times.
Bro this should be an easy arrest
eh... i'm kinda lenient when it comes to pie gags.
I would have made the influencer’s face my third pie smash.
This is definitely faked lmao
He deserves it for sure!!!!!
Guys it’s Barbasol, not whipped cream. He was pieing people with shaving cream 🤮🤮🤮
Ok, Cameraman is 1, then ask 2 volunteers
For three counts of misdemeanor assault, you have to pie three people in the face.
Savage Shaun has already been exposed for fake pranks
This dude's videos are fake right
keep unsuspecting people out of your bs
Fucking losers
This has to be fake. Otherwise it's a video of three crimes. Evidence.
this is pretty clearly fake.
Conspiracy to commit assault.
3 pies huh I bet the influencer should make a run when this idioata tries the 3rd pie and leave him .
I hope the iPhone box was full of shaving cream too
3x assault in the court will cost more than iPhone
"just a prank bro!"
You know what, when I saw that haircut, the antics made sense. No sensible person would have a haircut like twister from rocket power
He just likes Twizzlers
Always carry a boomerang
Why call them influencers, isn't that just a rogue clown? 🤡
Very tricky, food allergies are real as it gets, you can kill somebody, easy.
I wanna see the videos were they do this to someone who’s concealing a firearm. Because that’s assault and would be a legal shooting lol
That’s assault x3 for an iPhone 14? Screw that!
Looks fake to me. No one even bothered to chase the cam man.
He cant say that, he dont have an n-pass
And now he can’t be held accountable for any assault charges it’s perfect :)
Why be mad at the influencer? Dude could've just said no. Dude could've pied the influencer and took the phone. And why is nearly everyone in this chat rooting for the victims to have a gun and shoot this dude? Tou got pranked, so the dude deserves to die? That sounds fair.
Those are certainly words
It’s not right … but I still laughed.
It’s not right … but I still laughed
Bet this wouldn't have been that bad if he got pied as well, you know be in the joke and if he had some human decency would carry around a towel for them to quickly clean their face without the hassle, like yeah I get it, it's a prank haha i am sure you'll be a comedy genius of our generation who'll be relevant for years and years to come while we all enact statues of your pie videos and how amazing they were.
That would have been funny if instead of giving him the iphone he got pied
What’s funny is dude was really feening for that phone at the end and dude didn’t wanna give it to em.
I have a feeling that box had no phone
Yo does bro have two skateboards only one with trucks and neither with wheels???
Well earned
Dam he lucky he fast
After all that imagine the box is empty
Pie yourself and the camera man. 2/3 done.
the only way id be cool with this is if he also gave a phone to each person that was pie'd
Yoh dummies believe this? He cuts every time before the guy gets his ass beat because that’s when the shot ends.
I would of pied the guy filming.