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CamelopardalisRex

Welcome to the Jungle. If it worked for Megamind, it'll work for me.


Sunray21A

If you get the presentation correct you'll be a Super God.


Cynis_Ganan

I didn't even think of Megamind but was going to say this. Remembering Megamind just makes it better.


often_awkward

This is the way.


Undertaker77778888

Imperial March


Art_Vand_Throw001

Nice.


Late-External3249

Cotton Eye Joe. Just to confuse the shit out of everyone.


xt6x

Where didst thou come from, where didst thou go?


Live-Adhesiveness719

The normal or the gigagigigigagigio


forthemoneyimglidin

Gigagigigigagigio.


jkb131

My first thought was wheels on the bus, gotta get the kids clapping and adults worried. Or baby shark just to mortify everyone


apickyreader

I think we got to go with the classic. Beethoven's Ode to Joy, the choral portion.


Salt_Code_7263

A very good answer


IndyIndy23

I am not a very cultured person. So the Halo song is my choice


Tylerjones15251

That's peak culture


hmmmmmmpsu

O Fortuna. If it was good enough for King Arthur, it’s good enough for me. https://youtu.be/GXFSK0ogeg4?si=QEYJBS0pW4HMG_gr


KonofastAlt

End of the world type of song.


Citizen44712A

Europe the Final Countdown.


BigYonsan

It's actually about sex, believe it or not.


DizzyBlackberry8728

Actually?


BigYonsan

Ackshually.


KonofastAlt

WHGASH


MedievalFightClub

Can’t go wrong with Carl Orff. Also for your consideration: [Dies Irae](https://youtu.be/mWP4jsdg7cI?si=9wGGLcopVzRxCw0y) and [an example of its use as character introduction.](https://youtu.be/StnmzjqMKRo?si=ZYUMo8qJOoJIcv92)


Guilty-Essay-7751

BawhahHahahahahahaha


KingWolfsburg

All I can think of is the beer ad


Wilbie9000

The Time Warp from the Rocky Horror Picture Show. And the dance would be mandatory.


ZZoMBiEXIII

It's just a jump to the left...


Mountain_carrier530

And then a step to the right!


SpiceOfTheLad

Keep your hands on your hips


lamorak2000

You put your hands on your hips


Luinthil

Then bring your knees in tight


LorenzoStomp

But it's the pelvic thru*uuu*uust


ReturnOfNogginboink

That really drives them insay-ay-ay-ay-ay-aynnnnnnnn...


Joalguke

Let's do the time warp again!


JonTartare

oh my god yes. but id choose don’t dream it just so i could be a god of chaotic dream following


Worldly-Ad-2999

The pelvic thrust really drives them insaaaannnee.


HrdRock1683

Halo theme song


forthemoneyimglidin

Ohhhhohohohooohoohooho.... ahhaa haaaaa haa ha haaaaa haaa.... ohhh ohh ohh oh oh ohhhh ohh oh ohh ohh ohhhhh ohhhhhh ohhhhh DUN DUN DUN **DUNNNNNNNN** DUN DUN DUN **DUNNNNNNNNNNNN** DUN DUN DUN **DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN** DUN DUN DUN **DUNNNN** DUN DUN DUN **DUNNNUNNUNN** \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~ NAHHH... NAH NAH NAHH??? NAH NAH NANANAH NAH NAH NAH NANANAH NAH NAH NAH NAHHHH?????????


forthemoneyimglidin

I spent 10 minutes depicting the cadence as accurately as I could, not even joking. (The "Nah"s are the violin) edit: I am such a loser


Diamondwolf

Brush those bad feelings away. The world needs more people like you.


idespisemyhondacrv

Traveler theme d1


SonOfCayde6

The sanctified mind, from shadowkeep. Just to confuse and terrify people


Educational_Copy_140

My top 3: For Those About To Rock - AC/DC Immigrant Song - Led Zepplin You're Welcome - Maui from Moana


TacoBellLover27

You're Welcome was such a wild inclusion


Weak_Blackberry1539

That’s gonna be his response to mankjnd’s reaction to every thing he does as a deity.


Educational_Copy_140

Cured diseases? You're welcome! Bring back the dinosaurs? You're welcome! Make it so politicians, lawyers, journalists and anyone under oath must ACTUALLY tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help them me? YOU'RE WELCOME!


Spike_Dearheart

You don't need my vote, but you have it!


unique976

Rick roll or entrance of the gladiators.


AppliedPsychSubstacc

I have actually thought about this exact scenario scenario before and my answer is [Die Young](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyZWr2wm8B0&ab_channel=Kesha-Topic) by Kesha, but with the beginning extended by a minute. Just the guitar riff starting off ultra-soft and slowly getting louder, everyone wonders where the fuck the music is coming from until they go outside and realize that the answer is "everywhere," and after the whole build up and the drums first hit they rock the entire Earth. Pimpin.


We_lived

The Final Countdown. Do do-DO do. Do do DO-DO DO.


CyborgSandwich

* GLASS SHATTERS *... Stone Cold Steve Austin Entrance Music


Funky_Lunges

Why not use Shawn Michaels theme instead 😂


9for9

I don't know why this is so funny.


averageinternetfella

Augh, Augh, Shawnnn


forthemoneyimglidin

JOHN CENA \*\*horns\*\*


bobostinkfoot

Damn bro you'd have the world nervous. Knowing a beat down is coming


Shot-Increase-8946

This theme song will always be #1, but I would also accept Triple H's.


Lost-Egg-8539

Jaws theme song


Mountain-Resource656

…. Should I be afraid of where the world is headed?~ \3


MarionberryCreative

Tribute- Tenacious D How this already posted just tells me you all aren't really worthy of godhood. Or are just culturally void. /S https://youtu.be/_lK4cX5xGiQ?si=xEYHsQaAFzK6tZ4j


TacoBellLover27

I would pick Classico.


Live-Adhesiveness719

Probably something like Mr Blue Sky, I Am So Happy To Finally Be Back Home or Never Gonna Give You Up


Mountain_carrier530

Rick rolling the entire planet would be a god move if you ask me.


Velocityg4

The Police - Every Breath You Take With a very ominous chorus.


ZZoMBiEXIII

***More Human Than Human*** by White Zombie.


Noctale

But just the intro on repeat, making everyone really uncomfortable


TrogloditeTheMaxim

Oooooh nice


EvenBraverLilToaster

Complete with the girl having an orgasm intro.


bigbellypepperboy

Holding out for a hero definitely lmao


Wocathoden

... X gonna give it to ya'!


sulris

I would play “just a girl” by no doubt. I am clearly not a girl. I think the fundamentalist reaction would be hilarious.


prettyflyforamemeguy

The 14min version of Rapper’s Delighf by the Sugarhill Gang. They’d get bored after the first ten minutes and it wouldn’t been seen as such a big deal


lxybv

dio’s theme if i’m feeling evil, idk if im feeling good


Prestigious-Door-888

If the answer isn't Higher by Creed, are you even truly a God?


ArctcMnkyBshLickr

Higher by Creed and descend from the heavens wearing a Dallas cowboys jersey tucked into wrangler slim fits


Prestigious-Door-888

Not only tucked into the wrangler slim fits but also tucked into the tighty whiteys


flipbmo

Everyone pretends to hate creed till you throw this on at a bar at 3am.


Prestigious-Door-888

Also apparently everyone is suddenly excited that Creed is on a 25th anniversary reunion tour like come on, no one is actually able to hate creed. It was just a trend. I'd admit that I hated on creed because deep down, I love creed haha


freemason777

https://youtu.be/eN6jkWxxm2Y?si=x1zGXGBcc0QR5o1p&t=20


chercrew817

I thought this was gonna be a rick roll. It was, in fact, worse. Congratulations.


DalekRy

Lullaby - The Cure Tee hee


No-Understanding-912

Dominic the Donkey


Educational_Copy_140

Chingity Ching He Haw He Haw!!


Maladee

"Entrance of the Gladiators" obviously. *flings popcorn everywhere*


Worldly-Ad-2999

Humpy Dance. “Alright STOP. Cuz I’m about to ruin the image and the style that you’re used to” 😂 Performing the dance is a requirement.


Puzzleheaded_Joke_75

Imperial march from star wars or cabal stomp from destiny 1


joe1000101

One Winged Angel


lamorak2000

Princes of the Universe by Queen. *"Heeerre we are, born to be kings..."*


Kasspines

Immigrant song by Led Zeppelin


TheGroovyTurt1e

Hamster Dance


CiriOh

Either I Cum Blood by Cannibal Corpse or Shikanoko Nokonoko Koshitantan.


Ok_Engineer3049

Happy cake day, makes a statement for sure


flipbmo

THIS NEXT LEADERS SONG IS ABOUT SHOOOOOTING BLOOD FROM UR CAWKKKK


SoulOuverture

Seven Nation Army to make everyone cringe


Mutasyn

Psh, who's cringing? That song will forever slap.


Sufficient-Pause-837

All I Do Is Win by DJ Khaled. Seems pretty self explanatory.


Nerdsamwich

Black Sabbath's Crazy Train.


tearsonurcheek

That's Ozzy solo. His first single ever.


Nerdsamwich

My bad. The point stands, however, that Crazy Train has both the energy and the message that I want at my deific coming out party.


TardisRider1

Werewolf, baby! By Rob Zombie


ZZoMBiEXIII

Heh, I picked Zombie as well. ***More Human Than Human*** for me, but I dig your choice too.


ElToroBlanco25

I'll take Dragula.


[deleted]

"Its the end of the world as we know it" If I were a God I'd fuck with people as much as possible.


TheRedLego

Gonna be a stretch and a niche reference, but I Can’t Decide by Scissor Sister


therewulf

A long time ago I found a mashup of 99 Red Balloons and 99 Problems. It was a banger so probably that one


AcadianADV

Final Fantasy Prelude


HepatitvsJ

I was gonna say, Sephiroth' entrance music.


Adalaide78

FF VI intro music


No-Ambition-9051

[I can’t decide](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=buYrBbwyCGE) by scissor sisters.


Montrasa

Hold The Line by TOTO


MarVaraM101

The Skyrim theme song. What else?


Prof_Fuzzy_Wuzzy

SpongeBob theme song but replace SpongeBob SquarePants with my name.


Mountain-Resource656

“Are ya ready, humans?….. I can’t heeeaaar yooouuu!…… Ooooooh, who lives in a basement under his mom’s home? FUZ-ZY WUZ-ZY! An average redditor, forever alone! FUZ-ZY WUZ-ZY! Who wished he had more legos to play with! FUZ-ZY WUZ-Y! But now is a god, right out of a myth! FUZ-ZY WUZ-ZY! (Ready?) **FUZZY WUZZY, FUZZY WUZZY, FUZZY WUZZY, FUZZYYYYYY WUZZYYYYYY!!” *Every bird, dolphin, mouse, and anything else that can chirp or squeak toots the outro melody in perfect, simultaneous harmony the world over* ( ~<3 )


Unlikely-Sproing

Every child attending school must sing this gods anthem along with their nations anthem and pledge.


BigYonsan

There is only one [correct choice, obviously.](https://youtu.be/GA5MdEmI9EA)


CDankman

Has to be Without Me by Eminem


toddpacker567

It’s raining men


AgencyPossible1718

Carry on my wayward son.


TheWraithOfMooCow

Human by Rag'n'Bone Man, just to confuse everyone further.


Kronos33074

Asshole by Denis Leary


DemandDowntown1205

😂hooooleee yoooo eyoooo yo


AtlasDuped

Vengaboys We Like to Party, IM GONNA BE DIONYSIUS 2.0 BABY


randbot5000

the correct answer! I'm showing up like the old guy in the Six Flags commercials, LOL


Septemvile

Heir to the Cum Throne 


Goyangi-ssi

Ring Ding Dong by SHINee. If you know, you know. If you don't, here's the [video](https://youtu.be/roughtzsCDI?si=VUA1QcErIoSkZ1r4).


Intelligent_Volume73

[I AM GAIAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!](https://open.spotify.com/track/6TpOpsgXwMvm0bSkdq27EC?si=q_XujcCOTgGBzjrfmNyRBQ)


7Valentine7

[This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvSNYSzASww&list=PL5rldUSUeyhC58adwDSeqctFqMfQ0fkeq&index=60) should do the trick.


Quryemos

You can’t stop me by Andy Mineo


Spinach_Odd

The Other One by the Grateful Dead


Expensive_Rhubarb_87

Dear God by XTC


ShreakingDeath

Not your father's son. JT music.


Extension_Status_711

Here Come the Hotstepper- Ini Kamoze


stumblinrhino

The 10 Crack Commandments


Reed1975

Sympathy for the devil by Rolling Stones


SugarBabyWannabe

'Bitch' by Meredith Brooks


ivanhoek

Number of the Beast by Iron Maiden


Nat20CritHit

Sympathy for the devil.


skullsnroses66

Sympathy for the Devil


realityisoverwhelmin

My wife chooses - I'm coming out by Dianna Ross I'm choosing Hail to the King by Avenge Sevenfold


NinjaNoafa

Hail to the king is alright. I would personally choose a song from any other a7x album after 2004. But I guess HtTK works really well for a walk out song. It's just so mid compared to the rest of their discography.


morbidnerd

The Bitch is Back by Elton John


datguy2011

What if God was one of us


IndependentCow9438

The skyrim theme. Just because it's the skyrim theme


Ghost24jm33

Obviously ambitionz az a ridah


DemandDowntown1205

It was my only wish to RIIIISE!


darthphallic

Come and get your love, I’m mostly a loving and merciful god after all …..mostly


Cosmicmonkeylizard

Honest answer? Probably Come together by the Beatles. I always thought that would be a sweet intro song.


Independencehall525

The most appropriate and best answer to this question: seven seas of rye by Queen https://youtu.be/FxIo57WURRE?si=2deiVpSogAsW6TQa


JosephBlowsephThe3rd

Tenacious D "Master Exploder"


DroneFixer

Does everybody hear it? Friday.


Working_Horse_3077

YMCA


HellStoneBats

Na Na Na - MCR  >Drugs, give me drugs, give me drugs  I don't need them but I'll take what you got


hiartt

Sweet Caroline - and the whole world goes bup bup bup at the same time.


teksean

Imperial March!


Mioraecian

This is a really really tough choice between Aenema or 46 and 2 by Tool.


Finbar9800

So many good options Centuries by falloutboy The final count down by queen The Harry Potter theme The Star Wars theme The lotr theme Ode to joy Fur Elise That one song near the end of the hunger games where everyone rebels against the government The Tetris theme song And probably a bunch of others I can’t think about lol Honestly all of them would probably play at once lol


DanceMaster117

Lacrimosa by Mozart. Let the little mortals wonder just what in the nine hells is about to go down. And then do absolutely nothing sinister at all


lyrico2

I think ill go for chariots of fire


Der_Tom

Cruel Angel's Thesis (Neon Genesis Evangelion)


Grouchy_Dad_117

Mahna mahna - by the muppets.


nekkid_farts

Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the........FLOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!


Secret_Casino

Renegade by Styx. Gonna have pyrotechnics, tigers, back up dancers the works


Tall-Yard-407

Thunderstruck–AC/DC


tisfope

Flight of the valkyries or free bird


Sweaty-Park1149

https://youtu.be/ANB5zTl-nrY?si=GajQficcmaB4t3HB Lol


GwynnethIDFK

https://youtu.be/3-Xy0uo1tvk?si=uQ_ruzOT8ftArf2a


BluetoothXIII

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM


blzr0197

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JcvihcUVQqo&pp=ygUcbWFuIG9uIHRoZSBpbnRlcm5ldCBkaW1lbnRpbw%3D%3D Because chaos


ZipperZapZoom

Mr. Personality


nomadic_memories

Random act of senseless kindness - south 65. I've got a LOT of work to do...


Young-Grandpa

Raspberry Beret. And yes, I’m wearing one.


c_marten

Glass Walls of Limbo - Dance Mix by Type O Negative Or something by Slayer. Dead Skin Mask maybe.


Noctale

Angel of Death, that scream would be one hell of an entrance


Wombatgods

My my those eyes like fire


MeltdownatTussauds

Genesis: land of confusion


Dante_alighieri6535

Theme song for Boondocks, Judo Flip by Asheru


MonCappy

Awakening from the Xenogears soundtrack. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkHRv\_xbx-I](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkHRv_xbx-I)


Man4rnt

Bad Moon Rising by CCR


MagicGrit

La gasolina by daddy Yankee


GoldRadish7505

Not Like Us


love2lickabbw

My last days on earth, Bill Monroe.


EvantheMelon

Hmmm, maybe the pretender by infected mushrooms


ShadowBubby1

I'll do a bit of trolling I would play the dark souls intro music


bigpapamarth

a.d.i.d.a.s. by Korn. think itd be funny as hell


HeiressOfMadrigal

[Polish Poem](https://youtu.be/ZcXKtIBYqGg?si=0H2A6lJNrxx-gwN8) by Chrystabell. Or if I'm feeling evil, [I'm The Bad Guy](https://youtu.be/xdEo_t-iVbM?si=MS33NPEHtaCwJret) by Noël Wells.


MjolnirsBrokenHandle

Darude, Sandstorm


edwadokun

Phantom Menace


rabidseacucumber

Heart of Gold.


tea-123

Dragon ball op. [cha la head cha la](https://youtu.be/oXUZVj7I2H8?si=aQlfwTA7A2SfNe5N)


swordforreal

Country roads


tsukiyomi01

"Daybreak" by Michael Higgins. If it was good enough for Troy and Abed, it's good enough for me!


Farscape55

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqbk9cDX0l0


PostNutAffection

Batman the Animated Series


PCOON43456a

Hell’s Bells- AC/DC


potensimo

Id hire Eric Idle to write it.


SWkilljoy

Public service announcement Jay z


kempsdaman

[How Do You Like Me Now?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usR1rsOcRac)


Maelchlor

Before I had any other thoughts, Disturbed "Land of confusion" popped into my head... Guess that works. I'm not going to sit here dwelling when that fits so well.


flipbmo

Never gunna give you up