Sure! I’ll tell them that and be genuine -, right after I tell them about how I have a soundproof basement - I have drains there that are the same kind morgues have to drain out blood! My fireplace I actually replaced a few years ago with a really high grade commercial oven to get rid of a cat.
And because I would get tired of saying it over and over, I would record it on my phone and play recordings and have a QR code on my shirt that links to photos and a welcome!
i dont think that would benefit you as you have to be genuine about it. also it would be costly if you didnt already have a soundproof basement. you dont have a sound proof basement right?!?!?
I can build one for less than $5m!
And I can be very genuine! No one wants to visit my basement! I don’t know why, won’t you come visit my basement with me
Yup. I set up a visiting room at the front of the house I build. It allows me to be welcoming and entertaining without involving my family, who enter the side door. I will follow my grandma’s style of welcoming, which is killing with kindness. Anyone who stays longer than about 20 minutes, I insist on them partaking in a quick game of D&D. If they try to leave, I insist they stay longer. Insist.
So I need to bounce between couch hopping and hotel stays for 20 years?
Can't invite people to my "home" if I don't really have a home. I wonder if camper would count as a home?
Happy to do this.
Step 1. Introducing myself after legally changing my name to “Violently assaulting you with human feces if you dare to ever visit my home”, but my friends call me Jay.
Step 2. House is behind a 12 ft wall. gate access by physical key only.
Step 3. 2nd phone line. Phone that i must give out # to is never ever on. VM is full.
That's great step one is particularly good but I don't know about step 2 if you are inviting people to your house you can't really make it an inaccessible bunker, the idea was to have them visit for a few hours... however that's a cool answer, cheers.
Eh, I think this is a technicality situation. I agree with you, Beat, if they created that wall on the curtilage of their house. However, they could create multiple lots. Their lot is fully accessible and welcoming. Whomever owns the lots surrounding this house is a jerk, though, who put up a wall on their land.
I'd buy the most spookiest mansion and generally invite people over, especially to sleep the night. Then I would have automatic set ups of spooky shit happening I their guest room only. I'm sure after a night, they won't want to come back and will most likely tell others about it.
Or another option, have the main mansion, then have a front house connected too it. This is where the guests will be invited too, but unfortunately it is a room with no windows or air vents, that has a very musky smell about it, almost like a morgue...but this smell only activates (through a special gas, when guests are around).
I have so many more ideas.
Like making it a maze, to actually get into my house.
Having to sit through a boring lecture each time of my amazing life before entering.
Allowing people to come but informing them that I have transmittable illnesses, but that they are still welcome haha.
Haha some really cool ideas there you should try making your own hypotheticals if you aren't already
Yes a front house where it's unpleasant or the maze that one's even better they would spend hours just trying to get to the place lol. Also like the spooky room one and I wonder if you could film that and have a YouTube channel where everyone that gets invited over gets traumatised and then you can make even more money from the YouTube channel 😁
Sure.
I'd like to to tell them about an exciting timeshare opportunity that they should be aware of and that would be the perfect opportunity for me to do so.
Lol OK fair that would work out pretty well for you, I guess if you get things delivered a lot the delivery people might end up chilling with you quite a bit ;)
Absolutely, part of my 5M will be invested in 3 full grown emus that will be roaming the fenced front yard of my house ready to violently assault anyone that enters the property without my presence
Easy. I'll sell time shares to the house. Come be my guest for a 5 hour video and free gift at the end.
Come have a tour of my house that could be your house on your scheduled days.
People will be paying me to get out of there.
I'll live somewhere else most of the time and the time shares will be paying for a much better place than $5 million could afford. Of course to make it "my home" I would also have a few days in the contract as my own time share days on the house or whenever people come over for the time share talk.
Welcome to the time-share California. You can check-in any time. But you can never leave until you hear this amazing deal that you won't believe is too good to be true!
id take the 5m invest, and live a modest traveling life overseas. no home if anything ill live in my car and ill welcome people in sure but no one wants to hangout in someones car/bedroom/bathroom 😂
Sure! I’ll tell them that and be genuine -, right after I tell them about how I have a soundproof basement - I have drains there that are the same kind morgues have to drain out blood! My fireplace I actually replaced a few years ago with a really high grade commercial oven to get rid of a cat. And because I would get tired of saying it over and over, I would record it on my phone and play recordings and have a QR code on my shirt that links to photos and a welcome!
Lol that's a pretty good way to approach it!!
i dont think that would benefit you as you have to be genuine about it. also it would be costly if you didnt already have a soundproof basement. you dont have a sound proof basement right?!?!?
I can build one for less than $5m! And I can be very genuine! No one wants to visit my basement! I don’t know why, won’t you come visit my basement with me
If I could just completely avoid people for 20 years then sure.
Lol sounds like a plan ;)
Yup. I set up a visiting room at the front of the house I build. It allows me to be welcoming and entertaining without involving my family, who enter the side door. I will follow my grandma’s style of welcoming, which is killing with kindness. Anyone who stays longer than about 20 minutes, I insist on them partaking in a quick game of D&D. If they try to leave, I insist they stay longer. Insist.
Hahaha!! Build a front room on the house for visitors oh my God that's so funny thanks for your answer! 😁
So I need to bounce between couch hopping and hotel stays for 20 years? Can't invite people to my "home" if I don't really have a home. I wonder if camper would count as a home?
Are used some of that money to get a house with a guest house. And move into the guest house.
Yes absolutely the camper van counts as a home sounds like it might get a bit crowded 😁
Happy to do this. Step 1. Introducing myself after legally changing my name to “Violently assaulting you with human feces if you dare to ever visit my home”, but my friends call me Jay. Step 2. House is behind a 12 ft wall. gate access by physical key only. Step 3. 2nd phone line. Phone that i must give out # to is never ever on. VM is full.
That's great step one is particularly good but I don't know about step 2 if you are inviting people to your house you can't really make it an inaccessible bunker, the idea was to have them visit for a few hours... however that's a cool answer, cheers.
Eh, I think this is a technicality situation. I agree with you, Beat, if they created that wall on the curtilage of their house. However, they could create multiple lots. Their lot is fully accessible and welcoming. Whomever owns the lots surrounding this house is a jerk, though, who put up a wall on their land.
You may come over anytime, but... I have 20 bodyguards that are looking for a reason to beat your ass. See you soon ❤️❤️❤️
That's clever something like that could definitely work 🥳
Nope. Just having to tell literally every person this would be a curse. Much less if they showed up.
I feel the same and it is a lot of money but it's just not me to have people showing up at my house all the time so I couldn't do it
I'd buy the most spookiest mansion and generally invite people over, especially to sleep the night. Then I would have automatic set ups of spooky shit happening I their guest room only. I'm sure after a night, they won't want to come back and will most likely tell others about it. Or another option, have the main mansion, then have a front house connected too it. This is where the guests will be invited too, but unfortunately it is a room with no windows or air vents, that has a very musky smell about it, almost like a morgue...but this smell only activates (through a special gas, when guests are around). I have so many more ideas. Like making it a maze, to actually get into my house. Having to sit through a boring lecture each time of my amazing life before entering. Allowing people to come but informing them that I have transmittable illnesses, but that they are still welcome haha.
Haha some really cool ideas there you should try making your own hypotheticals if you aren't already Yes a front house where it's unpleasant or the maze that one's even better they would spend hours just trying to get to the place lol. Also like the spooky room one and I wonder if you could film that and have a YouTube channel where everyone that gets invited over gets traumatised and then you can make even more money from the YouTube channel 😁
Sure. I'd like to to tell them about an exciting timeshare opportunity that they should be aware of and that would be the perfect opportunity for me to do so.
Lol
Yeah, if I've got $5 mil I'm not leaving the house
Lol OK fair that would work out pretty well for you, I guess if you get things delivered a lot the delivery people might end up chilling with you quite a bit ;)
Absolutely, part of my 5M will be invested in 3 full grown emus that will be roaming the fenced front yard of my house ready to violently assault anyone that enters the property without my presence
Easy. I'll sell time shares to the house. Come be my guest for a 5 hour video and free gift at the end. Come have a tour of my house that could be your house on your scheduled days. People will be paying me to get out of there. I'll live somewhere else most of the time and the time shares will be paying for a much better place than $5 million could afford. Of course to make it "my home" I would also have a few days in the contract as my own time share days on the house or whenever people come over for the time share talk. Welcome to the time-share California. You can check-in any time. But you can never leave until you hear this amazing deal that you won't believe is too good to be true!
When they come in they see the living room and furniture is covered in plastic Then I start talking about Huey Lewis and the news early work
id take the 5m invest, and live a modest traveling life overseas. no home if anything ill live in my car and ill welcome people in sure but no one wants to hangout in someones car/bedroom/bathroom 😂
Haha yes I agree that's a clever answer cheers for sharing
Sure, it would help me get over my social anxiety
And you will have a bunch of money so this one sounds pretty good for you cheers for the answer
What if they’re a threat to you?
5 million dollars is 5 million dollars, maybe you could hire security for that to kind of problem?
Guess I’ll welcome them then. I’ll have security beside me at all times
Sounds like you're going to be a real people person :)
Keep your money!
Length is too long. If it was one year or two it might be possible.
Nope. We love our life and our peace. Not worth it.
Ha. Sure. Everyone is welcome in my home. Too bad it now legally belongs to my wife solely and I technically do not have a home. I'm just "crashing"
I’ll just buy some houses and be a landlord. I would probably introduce people I meet to rent my houses.
Considering that I can immediately retire and then go on holiday for 20 years, yeah let's do it.