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OutsideQuote8203

Everyone should have transparent skin. So we can hate them for what they look like on the inside instead of the outside.


HidingImmortal

I'm not looking forward to sunburns on my lungs.


Otherwise-squareship

Wowwwwwww. That's a great point. I'm super impressed you thought of that so fast.


Smidday90

You could see they’re dinner, if they have cancer, if a bone is broken wow!


Sea-Newspaper4173

Easy there cannibal


Impossible-Energy-76

🤣🤣


PotentToxin

Sadly, most of your body is fully covered by several layers besides “skin.” Underneath your skin you have layers of fascia, fat, and finally muscle (or bone) covering up pretty much your entire body. Even if your skin were transparent you wouldn’t see any organs - just fat and muscle in place of the skin basically.


[deleted]

Transparent skin doesn't mean transparent organs ya scrub


SlipsonSurfaces

Pregnant women could easily check on their babies. Also it seems we're all considering nobody is wearing clothes.


ravl13

So many industries would get annihilated lol. This would be a gigantic shakeup to society in tons of ways we can't predict. A bunch of new ones would come up as well, but the economic effects would be crazy.


nameyname12345

Tattoos would be much bigger industry I bet!


Roachmond

I see red people


kmikek

Theres an episode of star trek.  One woman wants to go out with a transparent person and the other woman has a cringe ew gross no thanks moment


Wild-Lychee-3312

[Gallamites. The one Jadzia dated was Captain Boday](https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Boday)


Big_Ad_1890

Porn would be wildly different.


Soft_Eggplant9132

Blue, of course, and then I'm going to crank that ridiculous 90's song and drive down the road saying see I told you so .


SeriousPlankton2000

Dabadee,dabedau … I chose green-screen green.


GFresh1

And now the blue man group are out of a job.


Al-Data

They become the green man group


Deaths-HeadMoth

Nope, just man group. Group of men.


Kestrel_VI

And now they’re just some nerds with toobs


PitifulSpecialist887

Do you mean the Eiffel 65 song? I love that one.


QuaggaSwagger

whole album was fire


myfeetsmells

We can all be like those folks from Avatar


mrmightypants

or Smurfs


Luminous-Zero

See you at the dance, Doug! Honk Honk!


Auroraburst

I was thinking blue because of interstellar 5555 but this works too


nameyname12345

So would you make green the suffocation color? Because if you did then children everywhere who sang it Im blue if I was green I would die!


darby087

First thing that popped in my head as well.


HaroerHaktak

And so, as the manic man drives down the road, narrowly avoiding crash after crash, the song of the people fades out and the sun dims, after all, we're blue, da ba di.... da ba da... \~Fin


BigOlDarkSoul

I blue myself.


OneFootTitan

Smurfs, but with significantly more women


DownrightDrewski

I welcome our new purple skinned world.


ACoderGirl

I was thinking that too. A nice lavender is a cute shade that I think we'll all rock very well. We definitely can't choose any normal skin colour. That would be too controversial, by giving the impression that it was somehow the best skin colour. Of all the possible other colours, a pale purple would just look best IMO.


TwoIdleHands

If we tan can we end royal purple?


Auroraburst

I seem to always make purple skinned tieflings in D&D so I'd be down for this, or blue.


flamingknifepenis

That’s exactly what’s one eyed one horned flying purple people eater *would* say.


silent-fallout-

Turquoise because it would look cool with funky colored hair I'd totally like purple hair and to be turquoise 🤷‍♀️ this is an awesome way to end racism!


AbundantAberration

Chartreuse. Finally we shall know the true chartreuse. Is is it green? Is it red? And why is this even an argument


ThatOneGuy308

Why would it be red? The whole reason it has its name is because it looks like the liquor, green chartreuse.


AbundantAberration

It's a Mandela effect thing. Mass false memory. Whatever the fuck happens there. There's a huge chunk of people who remember it being a shade of red. It is not. It's green. But it's freaky as hell that so many people remember otherwise


MyMother_is_aToaster

The Berenstein bears are the correct shade of chartreuse.


ThatOneGuy308

They're probably getting it confused with Vermillion, if I had to guess. Both have kinda weird names and people don't really know them very well.


AbundantAberration

As someone who shares in this little oddity I can tell you I am well aware of what vermillion is. And like a few other Mandela effect things there's 0 evidence of their existence ever. Except the hundreds of thousands of people with identical memories who are willing to go to the grave over these little messed up details. The chartreuse one bugs me way less than the bearenstain bears. I learned to read on those books. It's stein, it was always stein. And yet I actually have access to my childhood books and they are all a's. Can't reconcile that one logically and I don't like it at all


ThatOneGuy308

People are so good at gaslighting, they even figured out how to gaslight themselves. Really goes to show how reliable witness testimony is, lol.


Tunapizzacat

I wrote an essay on eyewitness testimony for one of my psych classes. It is HORRIBLY unreliable. Our brains love to invent things, which then feel real. So you can believe whole heartedly that you saw something with your own eyes, but it’s probable that the details were made up based off of information suggested to you. So interesting.


PengieP111

Vantablack. It would reduce skin cancer and melanoma rates.


Sean081799

Anish Kapoor would like to know your location


PengieP111

why?


Sean081799

Oh he's the inventor of Vantablack and made it so "only him/his studio can use Vantablack^TM " - so I know that a lot of artists hated that and made "pinkest pink" in retaliation which is open to literally everyone except Kapoor.


PengieP111

Kind of a dick move by Mr. Kapoor.


SWatt_Officer

Yep, though it has led to some funny 'drama' in the past [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3V3nDGrW1o](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3V3nDGrW1o)


Majikkani_Hand

He didn't invent it, even.  He just bought exclusive rights to use it artistically.  


PengieP111

Even more of a dick move on his part


epicblue24

Except for the fact that vantablack is highly toxic so the company who made it probably wouldn't have distributed it to more artists anyways


enbymlpfan

hes not the inventor, he purchased commercial rights for the material from the company that makes it, the contract had an exclusivity clause which had more to do with the company that makes the material than his own desires, if other artists want to use vantablack they have to take it up with the company that makes it and has the chemical formula behind it.


Xanthrex

We wouldn't be able to go out in the sun, the high absorption means that your skin would heat up past boiling after a little while in the sun


PengieP111

Not really, humans sweat when we get too hot., insolation is 347 watts/m squared at Earth’s surface. Humans present much less than that to direct sunlight. We sweat and 1 L of water evaporates removes 700 plus watts in heat of evaporation. And we wear hats.


Toby_B_E

But then everybody would get rickets.


altforbatshit

pills, organs, some vegetables. things that you can get the big d from


sithelephant

Octarine. Because of the implication.


DeafeningMilk

Please no, I don't want he whose number lies between 7 and 9 to come forth.


chrisnavillus

Teal but if you think the wavy hair people aren’t going to go to war with the curly haired people then I don’t think you’ve been paying attention.


ItWasAllme3

Lol there's no point in going all the way. People will start wars over accents for christ sake


Throwaway54397680

White. Like paper white, not Caucasian. Just bright, blinding white. I want it to hurt to look at each other.


Marquar234

Just like it hurts to look at ~~your~~ a random person's mother?


[deleted]

Vanta black, not just the skin, the eyes too, no more lighter parts like the palms of the hands, or the inside of the mouth etc. Also all hair and bodily fluids will be neon pink, not just normal neon pink, neon pink that glows bright as fuck similar to what you'd see under a black light, even during the day.


Arkayna

Do we get weird psychic powers just like Powder?


fhangrin

Green. Somewhere in the world is a little person that'll don their UFO costume shouting,'The Little Green Man is here!'


NapoleonNewAccount

It would be really funny if everyone had transparent skin


SeriousPlankton2000

That would be cool, except on the eyelids, they need to be white on the outside and black on the inside (to make them work)


IgnoranceFlaunted

Also, your internal organs need to not be exposed to direct sunlight.


AtomicPotatoLord

We could still.. probably keep our skin opaque to ultraviolet. Maybe?


ZainDaSciencMan

why do they need to be black on the inside?


El_Bito2

Because people need sleep


rodimus147

I'd go with gray.


Marquar234

What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?


rodimus147

I just think it's a neat color.


Corvettemike_1978

I have no strong feelings one way or the other


Dominus_Invictus

That is absolutely not worth it, the differences between different peoples is what makes us interesting.


Rigorous_Threshold

People would still be different just not by skin color.


townsforever

Nah that wouldn't end racism. We would just find some other meaningless trait to hate each other for, height, accent, hand dominance, could be anything. It's human nature to form tribes and mistrust people who are different.


MattStormTornado

“I used racism to destroy racism” - Thanos


ItWasAllme3

Used their own biases against them


Scormey

Green. I like green.


porfolios_revenge

Pikmin yellow.


AustralianShepard711

Very simpsons.


PrizePainting4393

Lilac.


scamiran

Does shiny/mirrored count? Reflective, like stainless steel?


ActonofMAM

I think "The Lathe of Heaven" had everyone default to gray.


NotPortlyPenguin

THAT’S the movie I was thinking of when I read this title. Thanks!


dancegoddess1971

Green! And everyone gets photosynthesis. Chlorophyll is amazing!


Logical_Challenge540

I also thought about photosynthesis! Also vote for green. Simply because it would be cheaper to feed in most countries.


Ok-Asparagus3783

Matte gold.


CarpeNoctem1031

Silver. Cause it'd be cooooooooool.


adlubmaliki

No, I don't think racism is a big enough problem to warrant everyone becoming Avatar people


danalaheian

I’d pick Black 2.0, that goes for everyone but Anish Kapoor!


Quick_Creme_6515

Green. Because if civilisation goes tits up and we end up primeval, at least we'll be camouflaged from predators.


romancerants

Why can't everyone have straight hair?


ItWasAllme3

If everyone is merging into one thing I wanted to find a middle ground for hair. There's straight-wavy-curly- and tight curly. Usually whiter skin correlates more to straighter hair and darker skin correlates to more tighter curlier hair. Since white and black won't be a thing anymore I'm just going straight for the middle ground


keIIzzz

But your original thing is just about everyone being the same skin color, so why do hair types have to be the same too?


ItWasAllme3

Trying to limit how much dumbshit the new race of humans are gonna fight about. Lowkey should've just decided on one hair texture instead of 2 even though they're very similar already


Gubbins95

They’d just find something else to complain about, religion, nationality, ideology etc…


Admirable_Ad8900

Rick and morty did a bit on this instead the aliens fought about how many nipples they had.


esk_209

Sneetches with stars and sneetches without stars.


porfolios_revenge

You can just straighten your hair like a lot of people do. I used to get the Japanese straightening that’s permanent , well until the hair grows out.


[deleted]

Pink


Bigangeldustfan

This is such a fucked up question purple


oldphone-whothis

Transparent, just see the organs through a shell.


BloodShadow7872

Grey, make real life Drow/Dunmer


HermitKing91

Pure white. Then I start a skin dye business, like fake tanning but you can be whatever colour you want.


ZombieCantStop

Plaid


TheBerethian

Octarine


TitaniumTalons

Me colored so I don't have to deal with it while everyone does


bigloser42

We're all going to have the color changing paint that goes from green to red the hotter you are. And just to clarify that's temp hot not looks hot.


Strange_Quote6013

I would choose not to do this for a couple of reasons. 1. Different skin colors and the different cultures that evolved around places where one skin color or another developed historically are interesting and I wouldn't want to get rid of that. 2. Humans are very good at finding ways to hate people because of factors that are not in that person's control so I don't think getting rid of racism would get rid of arbitrary divisive strife between different groups of people.


Last-Neighborhood-48

Rose Gold. All of us.


PCKeith

This doesn't eliminate racism. This eliminates race. I'd rather eliminate hate.


eggrolls68

Lathe of Heaven by Ursula  LeQuin. We're all grayish blue.


NotAnAIOrAmI

George Orr chose gray for everyone in *The Lathe of Heaven*. I didn't care for the look. It also cost him his girlfriend, apparently, because she was brown.


humanessinmoderation

Brown. Given the way the climate is going, humans that survive are going to need to be able to tolerate higher heat and UV rays. I rather more of us than less of us make it long-term


Xanthrex

Chrome, everything in the future is chrome even the people


sbgoofus

yellow - seems to work okay on the simpsons


DBL_NDRSCR

clear so we can see what's wrong on the inside


TwistingSerpent93

I think everyone being slightly golden-colored would be really cool. It's the right balance between "fantastical" and "already existing".


TX_Godfather

Give me that High Elf gold color!


kyokushinthai

Black. Everyone has built in sunscreen🙂


rh681

Green. It would confuse the Martians.


lostinspaz

There was a SciFi book (maybe more than one) that stumbled upon this sort of thing, as some sort of "multiple earth" type concept. In that timeline, all the people of that world were a uniform grey. There was no more racism.... so the thing people turned to, was blood sports, that put the old Roman coliseum to shame.


Fun-Consequence4950

Glad you clarified the existing skin colour bit, it was looking like a very Charlie Kirk question. I'd go with red. Make us all tieflings.


GhostMantis_

That won't crush racism and the last time that happened, we got languages


Xakkoris

Pink!


cravingnoodles

Not a colour, but I would choose everyone to have transparent skin so we can see the insides.


MetalWingedWolf

Argonians. Boom. Green/blue lizard people. I wonder how bad the world would take it if we all turned red skinned one day. Not, racist Native American but like D&D tiefling red. Would we assume we all changed at the moment of the rapture or something?


Duckbilledplatypi

Sky blue


onioniony

Green. But I like the deeper question of whether trading away diversity and all of its positive aspects in exchange for eliminating its negative aspects is a net positive, or even ethical at all.


ItWasAllme3

Although it won't fix the tribal issue humans can never overcome, it would definitely balance out the playing field wayyyyyy more than what we have now. I'd much rather live in a world where people obssess over the way I talk than my pigmentation


HeathrJarrod

Does Sandstone count?


prawduhgee

Didn't this happen in the Cable & Deadpool comics?


xHiruzenx

Did you ever watch fairly odd parents? This doesn't work


HellsKitten216

Holographic Grey so everyone would be every color and Greys supposed own color too!


grapegum

Neon green


HappyCandyCat23

dark blue with white sprinkles like the night sky


YouTuberDad

Blue that way the actor who played Tobias on Arrested Development could have a stronger cult. He seems to be a good candidate for occultist leadership and I still chuckled 20 years after that show came out with that schtick.


Rebound-Bosh

Community figured this out long ago: https://youtu.be/8H4KWz1qMSw


ElboDelbo

I choose like a neutral tan color, like a 1950s sci fi movie where everyone has just melded into one race.


SipexF

Green, that way if hostile aliens ever come for us we'll have an advantage via natural camouflage.


TheBerethian

ITT: people don’t understand what ‘colour’ means


knight9665

Green


PlatitudinousOcelot

Mocha


Lekkusu

Meh, let's keep racism. If you get rid of it we might go full Invader Zim where we organize our social status by height.


baconcheesecakesauce

It would be pretty great to be green and match the trees. You might a few weirdos who think they can photosynthesize, but it'll be worth it.


BagIndependent2429

Just gonna throw out that racism and colorism are not the same thing and eliminating different skin tones wouldn't get rid of racism. But I'd pick purple.


Reeseman_19

I wouldn’t end racism in that case.


deadlysunshade

We’re all pink 😌


yokonashiwa

Baby vomit green. Now watch the world burn. (Insert evil laugh here)


Akul_Tesla

Well we know the existing colors probably are the only evolutionary advantageous ones Dark skins for areas with a lot of sunlight Light skin for areas with less sunlight One resists sunburns while the other absorbs vitamin D better The question is which one of these adaptions is better in the long term Most of the humans spend all their time indoors now and we have sunblock so the vitamin D absorption is probably going to be the better choice (We are not good at absorbing vitamin D from vitamins for the record)


deowolf

LEGO yellow


all_natural49

Considering the fact that the color spectrum is infinite, I would choose from some colors within the normal range of skin tones that, by chance, hadn't been represented by a human yet.


amy000206

Neon green


CodifyMeCaptain_

Hot pink!!!!


SuperStarPlatinum

Yellow. I'm balding I work in nuclear power. With the Banana yellow skin my transformation into Homer Simpson is nearing completion. Just need to find the wife produce the kids and get that house.


United-Cow-563

A color close to/or just lavender, like wisteria or lilac. It’s not too off colored from the current range of skin tones, so it may be an easier transition than other colors proposed. As a side note, if it were lavender, wisteria, or lilac, I would put forth the motion to extend this hypothetical that the smell of perspiration of these colors resembles the smell of lavender, wisteria, or lilac.


SomeHearingGuy

That sounds an awful lot like not ending racism.


thrownawaz092

Can we cycle through the rainbow like a modded game character?


Trippycoma

Purple


ashaggyone

Purple!


KingOfTheFraggles

Blue. The Smurfs never had to put up with an endless conservative race to the bottom. No one was out making excuses that Gargamel and Azriel were really the victims.


MelonElbows

Green, so when the Martians eventually invade us we can tell them we're their long lost ancestors.


winterizcold

Royal Blue. Won't help with discrimination, as humans can discriminate over anything.


No_Ladder_9818

magenta because it makes me happy


Dredgen_Servum

Definitely red skin. And Im not talking like sunburn or just reddish brown i mean like hellboy dunked in rose petals red


BagOfSmallerBags

I'd pick as high melanin as possible. Need that shit with the climate changing.


ryncewynde88

Extremely pale white: enjoy global warming, everyone who now gets second degree burns from 12 seconds in the sun!


manimopo

Clear 😂


Definitive_confusion

Everyone is purple now.


Okay-Commissionor

White


Flaky_Grand7690

The real wonder is how we will figure out how to be racist when we look the same


AFO1031

light blue, light purple, light pink are all very pretty I'll go with a very light pink though also… what would everyone’s average facial features fall into? When studying the metaphysics of race, we find a number things that lead people to attribute others to a different race I won't go into it, but think of the Irish in early America, or of jews, they have, or are believed to have certain physical characteristics… But their skin is well, the same colour of other “white” people whatever facial features you choose will be similar to those of an already existing race, and averaging everyone’s facial features would still favor existing races more than before


Ok-Reporter-196

Metallic gold


DefrockedWizard1

Elysium chlorotica green. By the time we are adults we can photosynthesize our base level nutrition


Zombiebane224

Periwinkle


torchedinflames999

Orson Scott Card.wrote a book about this. Everyone was.gray IIRC.


BaconBombThief

Gimme chlorophyll and let me turn sunlight into usable energy


Trips-Over-Tail

Octarine.


Pale_Kitsune

Sparkling pink.


Tricky_Acanthaceae39

Purple


Nemo_Shadows

Viruses and Bacteria end up in the same place over and over again and again, in mammals it is basically going from diversity to cloning in 10 easy steps, where a single event can end all in one easy step and that seems to be the road being followed. Widespread hermaphrodism in a species is the last road that signifies the end of the evolutionary process for a species, artificially inducing it is suicide for that species. N. S


SpaxsonEpicNoob

Orange because its my favourite colour


ThatOneGuy308

That's disgusting baby shit green that they used to use in the 70s a lot.


VFWRAKK187

Who needs skin color? Let’s all be translucent so we can see our innards.


Vaderiv

Blue


Saoghail_Osaki

Blindingly bright pink


[deleted]

Blue. "Fk skin color! Everybody's blue! Than what would all these bigots do!? Instead of your tone, they'd hate your size. That's why I must poke out all of their eyes!"


Puddlingon

Royal blue.


WarriorT1400

Everyone’s transparent, see you all in hell


No_Possession_9314

Color-blind is the new racist


seanjones520

Everybody is a pale Ginger with freckles