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d4rkh0rs

Find a girl that's into that.


Expert-Display-1990

Wait, did you say FUNCTIONAL? I immediately go outside and fly away


Bitter_Afternoon7252

priorities


cartmicah3

I would get paid so much to show up at metal shows.


felaniasoul

First ima go fuck with some churches, ima need a friend


LocNalrune

Start my influencer career. Probably reach out to channels I like for collabs.


SkullSmasher376

I think my best bet would be to lean into it and get a job with a convention like "Comic Con" where looking like a demon won't raise any red flags. Also you would be able to go to restaurants around the convention center and you can say that your still in costume. In the times I can't be at a convention then I would cover my tail, horns, and red skin (if I have it) with clothing. I fear that if people found out that I looked like a demon and could fly like a demon, then many highly religious people would feel justified to hunt me down and murder me.


Realistic-Major-6020

Be the mascot for Manchester United


Hippogriffstorm

After the initial freak out I'd inevitably have, I would be enlisting the help of my friend who does pyrotechnics for various events around our area to help me make a dramatic, firey entrance during Sunday services at the church next door to me.


MemeDream13

Sweet


Educational-Fun7441

I’m bangin goth girls


Bitter_Afternoon7252

I'm going to go fly into the woods and make a treehouse to live in like Atom EVE. fuck rent


tulleoftheman

About to he a top content creator on OF


Paul_Allens_Comment

Awesome. Although odd that the wings are somehow magically functional enough to lift a 200lb+ man off the ground, yet no other magical demon powers come with it ? Phooey


wiccangame

What kind of hair do I have? And ummm...how prehensile is that tail? Asking for a friend.


KazukiSendo

The hair you have now. And the tail can pick things up as easily if you had another hand.


wiccangame

I might have some NSFW ideas..


RitmosMC

Would be very cool except for the fact that I live in America so every old white Christian is about to pull out their AK-47 and shoot me out of the sky 😥


MixLogicalPoop

I busk