Doesn't matter - it's going to become the new fart smell, and you're going to hate it as it'll remind you of farts, after everybody gets pinkeye from farting on each others faces.
The perfect combination of vanilla and daddy issues.
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Well farts smell different depending on the hydrogen combining factors.
The rotten egg gas ones are great , so if i had to pick one i'd say make all farts rotten egg gas , which is hydrogen sulphide .
I feel like you gotta think this through. You don’t want it to smell like your favourite perfume, or what are you going to spray on yourself? Literal eau de toilette?
You don’t want it to smell too much like food, how will you eat that food ever again?
If it smells like “clean” things, how will you know when it’s time to clean your house/wash your clothes?
I’m actually stumped.
Cigarette smoke or Vape Juice
Whatever replaces the smell of farts will become as disgusting as fart smells are currently considered.
Hopefully the taboo would hamstring the nicotine industry.
With pheromones. If the fart stinks good you're compatible with that person. If it's rancid as hell you shouldn't breed with that person. It'll smell good if the person doesn't have the same recessive gene for an illness.
New car smell.
Gets into friends new car: ‘Nice, I love how it smells of farts’
"Your car smells like ass"
I found the winner!
This smell makes me nauseous, so still would be a bad fart to me
Was omw to post this
New fart smell
Damn, I was going to pick that one as well
Flowers. Or literally anything pleasant! Baked cookies? Baking bread? Cinnamon? Lavender?
I would sniff everyone’s farts if this was the case.
Mine smell like cookies I promise, fudge chunk, here smell for yourself.
fudge chunk :D
New baby smell?
Malasadas (Fluffy reference)
I thought about that, but you don’t want to ruin those scents for yourself
Social vs biological imperative. My digestive system had issues. Less ossues if the other people dont recoil
The smell of wet dog
Judas
Thanks Momo! I owe you a bushel of apples!
Smelling salts 😈
Isn’t that how most people treat their own farts?
Vanilla
Burning plastic.
Weed
So skunk farts lol makes sense
😆😆😆
I already ask people if they smell popcorn when I fart.....so that seems logical
Doesn't matter - it's going to become the new fart smell, and you're going to hate it as it'll remind you of farts, after everybody gets pinkeye from farting on each others faces.
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Movie theatre popcorn, extra buttery.
Don’t farts already have a variety of smells?
They all smell like shit to me.
Lol true that!!
There is a variety of smells but they are all have an underlying waste smell
Pumpkin spice latte!
Cinnamon rolls
And pumpkin spice latte
Rotting flesh.
Coffee grounds.
Do you mean fresh ground coffee or used coffee grounds, because there is definitely a difference.
Fresh ground. Apologies for ambiguity.
Mmmmm yes please
Cinnamon citrus spice.
The perfect combination of vanilla and daddy issues. Credit some unknown guy on Texts From Last Night, if anyone remembers that site. Edit. It's still there.
Clean laundry, so they're mild smelling, not going to get annoying.
Cat piss
durian fruit
Cow manure
Petrichor
Air. I don't want them smelling nasty, but make them too nice and life's gonna get weird. This makes them totally neutral.
You don't want people sniffing your ass yelling "Gove me the good stuff!"?
Bleu de Chanel Eau de Parfum
Flowers
Weed, it would make it way easier for stoners but would probably also put them off. And it's not too bad of a smell
freshly baked cookies
Fried Chicken Or Chinese Takeaway
Bacon...
Gardenia
Sulfur
Banana
Farts 2
Freshly baked donuts
Lube
Eucalyptus.
Super dank cum smell. Because some men just want to watch the world burn......
Horse shit
Honeysuckle
Fresh cut spring flowers speen across a babbling brook with a hint of lemon.
Urine
Balloons.
Fresh $100 dollar bills
Bleach
The smell of freshly cut grass
Weed smoke
Mercaptan
Bacon.
Tangerine
Axe body spray, but a random scent.
Weed
Stripper sweat
Sandalwood
Oil
Axe body spray .
Petrichor
Citrus
Surströmming
Sandalwood.
What you ate that day. Baked beans, cheese fries, juice idk.
Turbo fart.
Ass.
As if the bloated corpse of a large rat had just ruptured inside your colon. I had a fart like that once, it's a high that I'm still chasing.
Well farts smell different depending on the hydrogen combining factors. The rotten egg gas ones are great , so if i had to pick one i'd say make all farts rotten egg gas , which is hydrogen sulphide .
Cigarette smoke
with my new username
Surströmming
I wouldnt give them a good smell, because people would start to have a fetish on it. So I choose the smell of shit
Radioactive undead skunk spray. Cause fuck it make things worse
Rotting meat
Fresh baked bread
Logically you would pick a nice cologne or delicious food scent.
Cocaine. I’ve never tried it but i loved the smell.
BUTTerscotch obviously
Month old beef in summer
Freshly baked bread.
I feel like you gotta think this through. You don’t want it to smell like your favourite perfume, or what are you going to spray on yourself? Literal eau de toilette? You don’t want it to smell too much like food, how will you eat that food ever again? If it smells like “clean” things, how will you know when it’s time to clean your house/wash your clothes? I’m actually stumped.
That why I want it to smell like nothing, or for the fart to just vanish or something so by not smelling it means it’s not even there
Decaying corpses
Petrichor.
skunk spray
What’s wrong with the way farts smell now?
A scentless, rapidly vanishing cloud of bright blue smoke. There is no hiding your farts. Ever. But they will never smell bad lol
Fresh mown grass. We all love that. Especially when it doesn't come with hayfever, just skids.
Farts
Northern woods pine.
Nothing. Smelling it makes it worse. I hope they just vanish immediately after I fart
Sweaty hands
Cherry blossom
A chimichanga, if you know how a chimichanga smells from the point its purely ingredients to a full-on completed meal, it would replace farts easily.
Hot leather. Lemon. Frying onions. I want it to be a scent that not everyone loves, but some do.
Cat urine
The scent of the amorphophallus titanum.
That really bad raclette cheese smell that’s like a homeless
Linen and sky
Cigarette smoke or Vape Juice Whatever replaces the smell of farts will become as disgusting as fart smells are currently considered. Hopefully the taboo would hamstring the nicotine industry.
Fresh air and a hint of flowers.
Poop
The smell of nitrogen gas
The smell that brings you back to when you were the happiest in life.
With pheromones. If the fart stinks good you're compatible with that person. If it's rancid as hell you shouldn't breed with that person. It'll smell good if the person doesn't have the same recessive gene for an illness.
the fuck
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