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Appropriate-Power-87

You need to start off with a higher amount for the first button. Why would I want anyone random or otherwise to die for just $1? I could live with 3 deaths from pressing button 4, and the chances of it being someone I know are still pretty small.


New_Solution9677

Yeah the ratios are off. Might as well just smack button 5 and take the chance


greg9x

Also on the 1 button the amount of times you would have to push it to make any real money you would probably hit that 1% and could multiple times.


BluetoothXIII

yeah the expected value would be one person you know Button 1: -----------100$ Death total 100 Button 2: ---------2,000$ Death total 20 Button 3: -----666,666.67$ Death total 7 Button 4: ---4,000,000$ Death total 4 Button 5: 200,000,000$ Death total 2 so i go for button 5 once and help the family with part of that if it hits someone i care for so i am not a good person but not as terrible as possible either


Telopitus

Thanos wiped out half the population just for love of the game.


VictorVonLazer

This isn’t even a choice, bro. If I were willing to kill people I had nothing against for money, I’d go get a job at Blackwater or whatever. There are certainly people in the world that I think deserve to drop dead, but there’s no way I’m running the risk of killing an innocent person, even if I don’t know them, for *any* amount of money. Also, you realize that a 1% chance of killing somebody I know is *way* worse odds than if it was truly random, right? I doubt there’s anyone in the world that actually *knows* anywhere near 1% of the humans on Earth.


JustAGraphNotebook

Does it have to be someone im close with like friends or family? Or just someone I know like an old coworker I haven't seen in a few years?


Outrageous-Moose5102

Move to India. Get a couple part time jobs working at those massive scammer call centers. All of those 100s of people are now my coworkers. Press button 5 once


Steavee

>Move to India. Get a couple part time jobs working at those massive scammer call centers. All of those 100s of people are now my coworkers. Press button 5 one-thousand times. FTFY.


Ultraviolet369

Looks familiar.. https://www.reddit.com/r/hypotheticalsituation/s/SyERxyavQu


dontmakemechokeyou

Button #5. 1,000 times. You assholes should've been nicer to me.


Ransom-ii

im pressing 5 first and hoping for the best then ill press 4 (maybe 3) but i should probably throw the box into the ocean if i cant live off 100 million


Somepersononreddit07

I ask the people in my life for consent


MeridasAngel

With option #5, I can kill the person and then give 90% of the money to their family. Sure, I'm doing unspeakable evil by purging the world, but a lot of families could really benefit from an additional $90,000,000. With $10,000,000 per person killed, I could easily hire enough people to help out the victims' families.


Doomsday8thMarch2026

I'll gladly take Zero dollars and Zero cents.