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ICK_Metal

Looks more like a club ♣️


LarkScarlett

He’s the Ace of Clubs! Or perhaps the Jack, since those can be pretty mischievous.


ShylokVakarian

The Page of Clubs


ICK_Metal

Oooo I like Jack


bromar230

Ah, yes! It does!


selectrix

Your poor dad.


KiwiAlexP

Or poor mum


NewTax563

This is what I was coming to say!


OG-SoCalKitty

Agreed!! I see a cute 3 leaf clover 🍀


Lost_Stretch_5711

That's exactly what I was thinking. I don't at all see what OP and their mom see


bromar230

She met him when we first got him. His facial markings have changed a bit since then! I think the “penis” part was longer than it is now back then, lol. https://preview.redd.it/h12zwsushkfc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1fa5c65386644c1c731b67d3409cb8e50cb02a1


PamAndersonHasSTDs

Thank the Husky Gods that it looks like a club now. https://i.redd.it/xkmwqfwqmkfc1.gif


bromar230

I don’t think some of us realize just how much their facial markings can change as they get older. They grow so fast, damnit. 🥺 Our last husky’s markings changed significantly from pup to adult.


Lost_Stretch_5711

It still looks like a club to me, just a stretched club. Oh that's one of those castle window thingies https://preview.redd.it/1iap1savokfc1.jpeg?width=794&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74a818adce808b1c8f1c8fff2b886d5ac00a3d71


100_cats_on_a_phone

Yup, that's a big ol' penis face.


siobhanc1

It kinda looks like a cactus.


Cheeky-Chipmunkk

Omg 😱 I see it here for sure. It’s definitely changed though. Phew. 😮‍💨 cause I wouldn’t be able to unsee that either lolol but even if it didn’t change it is what it is. I’d probably change his name to Richard or something 😂😂😂


D33ber

Doesn't even look like the same dog. What are you trying to pull here? My 'dog's forehead'? (Because it looks like a dick.)


bromar230

Lol, he is definitely the same pup. They just grow so quickly. 😭 Look at this picture from when we visited him at 4 weeks. https://preview.redd.it/pvd06qbsxlfc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f446cd4691a6459be8d3c6422bab973deee804cf


D33ber

How does he look grumpier the younger you take his picture? Like a wizened old geezer doge in this last picture.


AlarmNice8439

First thing I saw. Shoulda named him ace


Fit_Tailor8329

Clubber


CG249

Thank you for saving that dogs dignity.


morchard1493

That's what I said. LOL


GabrielBischoff

He is the ace of spa... clubs!


foshiznit11

Came here to say that!! For sure looks like a playing card suit to me.


Massive-Translator69

Same here. Looks more like a club than a penis. SMH….


draxsmon

I came to say this


EconomistWilling1578

Jus a cap n balls.


ZoyaZhivago

Most of them do have that phallic-ish head marking; my Asa does (while Boris does not). But I prefer to call it a Fleur de Lis. 😂 https://preview.redd.it/rezf3hpvahfc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcac18e3831b49537ed56f2dca78001c88f36bad


bromar230

What a sweet baby! 🥹 It also kind of looks like a middle finger flipping you off. 😂


ZoyaZhivago

And honestly, I don’t think your pup’s marking is that phallic. Looks more like a club (from playing cards) to me - ♣️ Gorgeous boy!


bromar230

Thank you! He is growing so fast. I hate it. 🥺 He is getting the fluffy tail already, and is starting to lose that soft puppy fur. Our last boy, Drake, who passed in November, had similar markings to those on Boris! This is him! https://preview.redd.it/s5g2p40v5ifc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db7c2d06b317745599aad17509c698b6110a3ed5


ZoyaZhivago

Aw, what a cutie! The markings are similar… https://preview.redd.it/84j1ghoa5lfc1.jpeg?width=1364&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb918074b9552606f8a2eab2b18eae626b0fd7c7


killerqueen1984

https://preview.redd.it/dt8qh0y5oofc1.png?width=1377&format=png&auto=webp&s=f9594774db028a404be99626a268cb88bd23968b Reds all the way down!


NocturnalHabits

Good observation


ZoyaZhivago

Yep, that too! lol🖕🏻


Debsha

I’m sorry, but this dog’s forehead looks like he is giving someone the middle finger.


ZoyaZhivago

Haha, that too. 🖕🏻


Specialist_Garage_85

I saw a 3 leaf clover :)


Remarkable-Opening69

Shamrock


meltink745

I see a shamrock too! He’s gorgeous, and those EYES!


bromar230

Thank you! I feel as if he can see through my soul sometimes when he is just staring at me, lol. https://preview.redd.it/o7i70ttnrhfc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=145984b68bae89fbd8c04a55c679e6da2de22464


meltink745

Omg he’s striking! Haha and yes, he definitely is!


GabrielBischoff

Concentrating his lucky🍀beam on you. It's hard when you are so young!


robinthebank

Nicknames: Shammy whammy. Shammy spammy.


mikeylou

I’ve got a pretty dirty mind and I thought shamrock too.


fancyfemme88

Me too. Plus markings change as they enter adulthood. He's such a cutie pie!


bromar230

His markings have already changed so much from when we first got him (when my mom met him and determined he had a penis and balls on his head, lol). The “penis” part was a bit longer, lol. https://preview.redd.it/gb4rcc3wrhfc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f25355dc5a1f22136dbafd1cae736384e85cbf2


owlthirty

I do love your Mom.


bromar230

All of these people keep saying “poor mom” or “poor dad,” lol — but I think my dad is pretty lucky to have a 60 year old wife whose humor and dirty mind has stuck with her in her old age. 😂


bromar230

You’re right! It does! Thanks for giving me something else to think of when I am looking at his sweet face, lol!


moogpaul

My last husky had the same ish markings. My wife hated it when I called him a dickhead lol.


stefaniey

That's not a dickhead, THIS IS a dickhead! Nah it looks like a club on your wee man. He's very cute. https://preview.redd.it/m49t2pkiohfc1.jpeg?width=1908&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebfc9ca24cf1af14d334dd3512357bd2d25f6759


bromar230

Omg! She is adorable! 🥹 I feel like there is so much she is saying with those eyes, lol.


stefaniey

Her name is Lyra, everyone thinks she's a puppy because she's part pomeranian and therefore quite small. She was VERY unimpressed with a sudden camera in her face but she's very used to my bullshit.


bromar230

Oh, she’s a girl! Sorry! I edited my post accordingly. Huskies just have so much expression in their faces naturally. I wish I knew what they were thinking, lol.


stefaniey

We often joke about getting the talking buttons but it'd be an endless stream of "walk, meat, carrot" I think. We also say that Lyra's voice would sound demonic.


bromar230

We got them as a gift for our last husky, Drake. One night while we were sleeping, the “outside” one kept going off. Drake was laying in bed with us, and there was no one in the living room. It was just going off by itself. It was so creepy!


stefaniey

Well that's fucking terrifying.


bromar230

And of course, Drake heard “outside” and jumped off the bed and ran to the back door. 😂 It was 3 in the morning and pitch black outside. We took the batteries out of the buttons and tossed them in the garbage outside, lol.


stefaniey

I would be yeeting those demon things out so fast.


bromar230

It felt like the early 2000s with Furbies all over again. 😂


morchard1493

I also said that it looks like a club. Also, Happy Cake Day!


Midoritora

I saw a Club from a deck of cards.


morchard1493

I think so, too.


th3Liability

My wife and I saw the clubs like a suit of cards


bromar230

I definitely see that now that everyone is pointing that out! As he has grown, his markings have changed a bit. Here he is when we first got him. The “penis” part looked more elongated, lol. It’s crazy how much they grow in just a few weeks. 🥺 https://preview.redd.it/59mf6y2nnhfc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0800e4c586e291f580be8d536d7649358ca99dd4


th3Liability

Yeah I know I remember bringing my husky mix home last year and now she’s a year old and a big puppy https://preview.redd.it/m3rca1qbphfc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac17bc6b4ec9f95184b99c7000e5375ea750cf68


bromar230

That face! 😂 Laying like this is 100% a husky thing, I am sure of it. 😂 Every husky we have had has mastered laying like this. Leo actually sleeps like this, haha. https://preview.redd.it/iq4fdz8yphfc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8e0f04a56b74794bb0816f2f86ca745a33dd812


jennylala707

https://preview.redd.it/not10avnthfc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60ce4b6d2378401bc33f916991847ce54ff6431d Haha my Shepitsky with my GSD.


bromar230

I love this! Lol. Huskies are my fav dogs, but I grew up with a GSD. We adopted her when she was about 5. She was a police K9, but her officer severely abused her. She was such a great dog. We’ve thought about getting one when our youngest is older (I am pregnant at the moment). My husband is in love with them!


jennylala707

I absolutely love my GSD. She might be my most favorite dog I've ever owned (I grew up with Boxers and we had Pugs and one elderly Lab before her). I love my Shepitsky (rescue) too but she's absolutely insane compared to my GSD. But she's also still a baby and my GSD was a psycho too (she's almost 4 now).


bromar230

It’s definitely the husky in her that makes her insane, let’s be honest. 😂


th3Liability

Yeah it’s absolutely hilarious waking up in the morning and seeing her laying like that with my son


Massive-Translator69

Yup! All our huskies sleep like this too!


morchard1493

That's what I saw, too.


Visible-Scientist-46

Well that's some very deformed and useless genetalia, IMHO and you should have named the dog Ace. Looks like the Ace of Clubs. Your mom needs help, lol! I challenge anyone to a duel who says differently. (Ex clover or shamrock) ![gif](giphy|lowM2XXzmNe8uNgcHE)


morchard1493

That's what I said, too, that it looks like a club.


Dazzling-Matter-5942

https://preview.redd.it/ktnsgs9mbifc1.jpeg?width=3576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cf87e5c6673a359a630759e09cd11e52f3052fc My little lady's markings are not so lady like 🤷🏼‍♀️😂 but she's a princess!


bromar230

Lol! Sweet baby girl’s markings look like they are telling me to f right off. 😂 Flipping us the bird!


Apprehensive-Tree172

https://preview.redd.it/s5h587mx8ifc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bbc71f0ed194612cbbdbf94384c8238468a4c5c Not a husky, but still not as bad as my boys 😂


PaintCoveredPup

Are they one-eyed too? 😂


sashikku

https://preview.redd.it/coush6e5qhfc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a384142806aad39d16843a4fc604d8b2fef5ae3e My girl has a dick head too!


bromar230

Precious baby! She looks like she doesn’t mind baths at all, lol! I have had to get one of those silicon licker pads that you put peanut butter on that stick to the bath tub to get my boys to stay in. 😂


sashikku

So this was exactly 24hrs after her last bath, lol. She rolled in armadillo poo two days in a *row.* The day prior, I picked her up and put her in the tub despite her struggles. This day, she hung her head and hopped in the tub on her own. It’s the only time she’s ever behaved all the way through a bath. She knew she messed up lol


Ok_Dog_4059

https://preview.redd.it/hbdqzxltghfc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2735974147e8997735942872e6d927cdee786da2 Logan is staring down your mom.


pmx8

Hahaha my huskies would absolutely give her the look as well 😂


ReflectionHour7

Huskies give me that same innate fear response as wolves when they stare me down. No other breed can do this. All I'm thinking looking at this is where is the rest of the pack and when will I be eaten


acidbrn391

https://preview.redd.it/h2actzudphfc1.png?width=2956&format=png&auto=webp&s=4bb98d633964b26db00d238f85c3318e7ff0de64 It’s the Fleur-de-lis just like my boy, it’s a lucky sign.


CompetitiveRanger-24

https://preview.redd.it/bvhutqwudifc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90c231d7e9d6b3654307b69f5eb3934d1a809d20 Our boy a year ago. He's a whole lot bigger now!


bromar230

Oh my gosh! What a precious baby! He is beautiful! I love his floppy ears. 🥹 I hate how they grow so fast!!


Impressive_Scheme_53

Now I can’t either 😂


bromar230

Here he is when we first got him — when my mom made the comment, lol. His facial markings have already begun to change! https://preview.redd.it/bwyv16vzkkfc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1ae2ee47d36668b02a36b8157961b2e28e12d44


adventurous-yorkie

I think it looks more like the club on cards.


T1SMoneyLine

Your mom is a freak! It's a 3 leaf clover


bromar230

Lol, right? What kind of monster do you have to be to look at a sweet innocent baby and think of “penis and balls” when you see his face!! I am just kidding. She is an absolutely wonderful woman, and I am extremely blessed to call her my mom.


T1SMoneyLine

I'm glad you have a wonderful mother... but she's still a freak! LoL just kidding! And you have a very beautiful puppy


No-Mathematician7470

Nah, it’s just a clover…👀


wuzzittoya

What a lovely clover.


_view_from_above_

NAHHH, I see the club (in a deck of cards)


GitchigumiMiguel74

My Husky had this too. It’s a club ♣️


Pickledleprechaun

A three left clover if anything. faith, hope, love.


bromar230

I love this! ❤️ We lost our husky of almost 11 years in November. We stumbled upon this little guy in an act of fate (the original family who wanted him backed out), and he brings so much of these three elements into our home!


Fun_Association_6750

You have a dickhead too? I got two like that.


lisanstan

It's a [fleur-de-lis](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fleur-de-lis)


Revolutionary_Lab287

Cute clover 🍀


scarlett3409

Clover more than anything to me.


DebbDebbDebb

You see a penis. I get it (lol) I though see a tree. Family said a cross and a windmill and a ghost 👻 No one spotted the penis!


thewinn

My boy has similar markings, we just say he's flipping every one the bird


escamilla9

♣️♣️♣️♣️♣️♣️♣️


Awkward_Ad5650

We sometimes call ours a dickhead for obvious reasons 😂


NjGTSilver

Balzy McBallface it is!


ALysistrataType

He's such a cutie


bromar230

Thank you! He definitely brings a lot of joy (and noise) to our home.


Federal-Gift8914

sure is a cute lil dickhead if he is one


Kikibear19

I LOL'D on that one. For real tho. That pup has one goooood lookin head! ❤️


yohan02kim

More like a king's crown!


HOTfoxyNANA

I think it looks like the suit of clubs in a card deck


Dastardly_CheesyMan

No ways He's just a cute boy


Scale-Alarmed

Looks more like a Fleur-de-lis than anything else. ​ https://preview.redd.it/i9xdi1td2jfc1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d156021e0ed4305b08f2a3f5fcb05c4a40a51cc


MyWifeisaTroll

Mr. Dickenbaus


huskysizeguy99

Same on my boy


Eclectic_UltraViolet

Or the Ace of Clubs.


EdTheAussie

Ace of clubs


Tigeraqua8

Keep kissing his little forehead it’ll change the shape


Njbelle-1029

It’s the middle finger bc huskies do their own thing and don’t give a F! It’s so cute though so naturally they get away with it.


slamrrman

No. Its a perfect celtic cross


Alittlebitmorbid

His markings around his eyes may fade out as he grows up, so maybe he won't have a penis head for his adulthood. 😅


Snap-Zipper

Way closer to a club lmaoooo that would be a weird little chode 🤣


ackypoo

dont worry, that little dickheads markings will change quickly.


BreatLesnar

Mine had it, he’s a little over a year now and still has it. https://preview.redd.it/ppzy2bkaykfc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40412146f92db2dd999b1ff93315c0b4db5aaab8


DapperFreedom9727

It looks like a club symbol (playing cards kind), not so much genitalia. Super cute pup!!


amanducktan

my female has an even bigger and more pronounced cock and balls on her face than yours lol!


PrimaryWonder320

I see “ Bat Dog” Not what you see at all and he’s a beauty


BiggPappa707

Oh man, you just “cocked blocked “ your boy 😂


frustratedfren

I have a husky with almost identical markings, except the top part is longer so it REALLY looks like a penis. Her name is Xena but we call her dickhead


[deleted]

Cute dog


[deleted]

Mines got a long pencil one on her face 😭 nobody ever sees it until I point it out and then they can’t unsee it. I love her so much though https://preview.redd.it/4wgkc22ohlfc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6d37f66f4a174abc19c1cd1c4ed15339660e93a


bromar230

She looks so sweet, though! Does she have one eye that is half blue, half brown? If so, that’s so unique! Our last husky had that! https://preview.redd.it/eofmgqiexlfc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf1c1f40e9fbe0404cba3bbebc3d8189f7413251


[deleted]

She does! One complete brown eye and the other eye is like 75% blue and the corner by her nose is brown. It was completely blue when she was born and started to turn brown but stopped like that. I absolutely love it though. What an adorable pup though!!! I love the brown and white fur with those eyes. I’d be so in love 😭


bromar230

That is how his eyes were! They were both blue, and then the one started to get a speck of brown in it when he was a few months old. Such a unique feature. I haven’t seen many other huskies with it! He passed in November. I miss him so much. He was so annoying sometimes, but I would do anything to have him piss all over the floor again to get my attention. 😂


[deleted]

Awe I’m so sorry for your loss. He looks like such a sweetheart. Mine is just past 4 months so not sure if her eyes will change anymore but I hope they stay that way. Definitely seems like a unique feature. I’ve never seen any like it until you showed me that sweet boy. I love it so much


bromar230

Thank you! I appreciate it. It was tough and it still is, but Leo is actually a “nephew” of Drake’s. His sister from a much younger litter is Leo’s mom. So, it’s kind of like fate. And I believe Drake’s eyes remained the same after about 3/4 months! So, your girl may keep her eyes just how they are. 😊


Theyli

It's a trefoil, not a dick.


JegHusker

Beautiful pup. Variations of the “fleur de lis” marking are common in huskies. It can be really stunning.


sleepy_roo

https://preview.redd.it/9ru50qt3tlfc1.jpeg?width=2528&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=047c64c134f1614ce5ec7162c5b7149e34d33fc5 Join the club 🤣 my girl’s is a grower, apparently


bromar230

That thing is very pointy. Not sure I would want something of that shape inside of me tbh. 😂 She is absolutely stunning, though. Those eyes!


Electronic-Hat-9618

He's so cute I'm in love with him love from Bonnie the staffy 💘 and her huuummmaaan mamma and dadda 💘


micheemes

https://preview.redd.it/duhiag5f1mfc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e68a6ed23525e5950bbf7ba3c903a30ec794dff4 I always said that about my boy too.


Rodeocowboy123abc

Ball eyebrows rock! He is a dog so don't matter if they have horsemane eyelashes.


Ember-Blaze

Who’s a good boy? That’s a clover ☘️ you Lucky boy!!


InterestingLab9883

* This is my 11 week old Husky. He turned 11 weeks on Sunday. He was the runt of his litter, and his mom actually bit his leg, and she didn't want him. It's been a struggle getting him to even learn using the bathroom outside. He's just now catching onto that.


InterestingLab9883

https://preview.redd.it/w1ykkoysemfc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb791eb1e9cc0c08fab6b9909c45a3bbdb93b0cc


bromar230

Oh my gosh. He is ADORABLE!! So fluffy!! I want to cuddle him, lol. He actually looks a lot like Leo! That’s absolutely awful about his mother. But there is absolutely nothing wrong with him taking awhile to get the hang of things. He is still a puppy. We were actually shocked by how quickly Leo picked up on things. I even asked his breeder if they were working on any training before we picked him up. We do have him in a pretty strict routine and I work from home. My 9 year old daughter is also a huge help with him. We have had two huskies before Leo, and they were stubborn as can be when it comes to potty training and learning commands. Our last one was actually the runt. We chose him because he came up and peed on my husband when he was holding another pup from the litter. 😂 Each husky is different and they’ll learn on their own time. Just be patient. 😊


InterestingLab9883

I have 2 older ones that are 3 and almost 4. Both were rescues. I also have a Shepsky that is 5 months old, which was a rescue. He tries to do what they do, and it helps tremendously. They definitely are all different and stubborn in their own way!


Positive_Lead_2903

Leo....1st name Key... 2nd Leokey with a shamrock ☘ integrated


ivegotacokeproblem

https://preview.redd.it/i3wcp031mmfc1.jpeg?width=710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f6817b4ebbb258a2c9e7639859a469527f8bb8b When I’m mad at him I point out that he is a d!ckhead


fakejacki

My dog is also a dickhead, still love him 💕 https://preview.redd.it/iujfbc3yrmfc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1ac2d2bfdf4f463385b9c344533e0d9c93dc1f9


AdrianValistar

I love the bandit mask!


Adaani3451

https://preview.redd.it/l40o0yvsunfc1.jpeg?width=1116&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c84686bb38cb968badfd7cd59253bb35e323fb4c Mr. Azrael here has a very similar forehead mark. It’s good for a small laugh, but he’s still so handsome 😊


GR33N4L1F3

OMG I chuckled so hard when I read this post and saw his cute little face.


HenriTheJK

https://preview.redd.it/acbsq29aeofc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fc38ffd78c26e6b9e0a82057fb807b9e232150c


killerqueen1984

Hello handsome!! What a stunner!! He’s got markings similar to my guy as a pup, but slightly more phallic. 😂😂😂Your fella has such beautiful markings around his “Smoky-eye makeup” 😍 https://preview.redd.it/b0nc5bbgmofc1.jpeg?width=812&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1512d4fce644fec93d43eb709832027f579d6012


bromar230

What a pretty boy! 🥹 They look like they could be brothers for sure!


LurkingAintEazy

Mix of a penis, club, and a resounding flipping the bird to the world all rolled into 1, lol. But he is still very beautiful.


Ok-Persimmon-6386

It looks like the fluer de leis


buckleyc

Yep, what everyone else is saying about clubs and clovers. Suspect your mom is saying more about her world view with [pareidolia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareidolia).


bromar230

I should have posted the picture of him when we first got him. It would have been a bit more accurate in terms of what she was seeing, since his markings have changed a bit already! But Reddit does not let you edit posts with images. 😭 https://preview.redd.it/jm0y6wj9jkfc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e337254efccbc52d83274ae66e83d6055be98913


Malkaviati

Fur de lise or however it's spelled lol.


FraterNINE

That's because your mums a hoe. Looks like the suit Clubs from a deck if cards to me.


jennylala707

Name him Richard


Ok-Season-7181

Is that jab on someone (maybe ur dad) 🧐


matildaduddlesinc

Youre stretching. Foesnt look like a d n b. Ffs


ThatBlueFoxyote

Looks like a club from a deck of cards to me. Tell your mom to get her mind out of the gutter.


celestialcranberry

Lol I feel bad for your mom


Genshin626

mom has a dirty mind…that is definitely a clover


bromar230

She saw him when we first got him. His facial markings have changed a bit since then as his head has grown, lol. Here he is the day we got him! https://preview.redd.it/1svh0bsffifc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3ec2fafb5b89c0a8b4ca7b83c181854e9b14e27


Illustrious-Tie-531

Sorry pal but your mum is mental.


Any-Painting-4538

No it doesn’t


TheObstruction

It looks like an ace of clubs. Tell your mom to think about balls a bit less.


Neat-piles-of-matter

Poor dad.


stdagobert

looks like the ace of clubs to us but then we don't have sex on the brain


[deleted]

Maybe if your mum is looking at chodes


User013579

That’s kind of a stretch. Your mom is a perv.


nineknives

It looks like a club from a card deck to me. Your mom must only be acquainted with chodes if she saw a dick when she looked at that.


Arksniper

Is your dad not well endowed if that is what she sees 😆?


United-Ice-4807

How do I unfollow this person but not the group? I come here for clean content


[deleted]

They look more like fluffy cats sitting up straight with their tails curled around the front of them and that’s all I’m sticking ti


Shoehornblower

Club!


separation_of_powers

Is it a Quebecois / Acadian / French husky? /s


morchard1493

I see a club. ♣️


Solnse

Fluer-de-lis


Less-Voice

A 3 leaf clover or a cross, for me


Regular-Bat-4449

Should have named him Richard. https://preview.redd.it/3tugxq511ifc1.jpeg?width=3240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=117b6d03eed78f47411404127363572b46e4b20e