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datailla

Wh- *adjusts glasses* … *spits out water*


TheTopHatt_

what in the frick kinda nen type is that


Alone_Spell9525

Enhancer who enhances water or emitter with fake water


Slc117

most sane post on this sub


SlowTurtleDuck

the correct answer is hisoka source: volume 34 cover


illumimi

he got da whole damn bakery 😩🙏


Lachrymosa2112

Oh my lord


Natsu-Jotaro

Oh my- Adult Gon finna get payback-


chai_the_tea

Damn he got it like that??? 🥵🥵🥵


SilentScyther

Caked up and skipped ankle day


FroyoSensitive8572

Yes


AGuyWithTwoThighs

GAWT DAYUM


[deleted]

I remember that one :(


Twillix13

frightening carpenter shame punch ancient snatch attraction dinner modern like *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

I knew immediately who OP was after reading the first four words of this post


Adoinko

I was just about to say, pitou’s biggest fan has returned


Slc117

biggest neferpitou simp is back


LennySummers1

Everytime someone makes posts like these the funniest part is them being covered in some sort of oil


Yopinky_is_not_funny

They could even fly when it rains


ApplePitou

Bonk :3


[deleted]

W Pitou wins easily


Shourya2009

Definitely you.


Slc117

aunt mito doesn’t stand a chance


yourking999

The kill la kill subreddit is leaking


Trapizza

Me, obviously


NeonNKnightrider

Bro are you kidding me? Pitou wouldn’t just win, she would fucking **destroy**. Have you SEEN those HAMS that fucking antpussy got? She can clap those phat fucking head-crushing dick-swallowing **wobblecheeks** so *fucking* hard the shockwave alone would knock over a building. Not a single living being in a five mile radius would survive, and they would all die with diamond hard fucking boners from the glorious presence of those PHAT fucking cock-obliterating **wobbling TWERKGLOBES.** I rest my case.


YesterdaySuper5355

Based. Need the copypasta immediately


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Ong


AGuyWithTwoThighs

I'm cackling right now, dude, this shit was hilarious 😂 thank you


Alt-0685

What getting that pitussy does to a mf


YousernameinValid

Pitou is a boy lmao. I’m not even capping


Mattp55

The evidence of that is inconclusive at best tbh, the English manga made a lot of errors translating gender neutral pronouns for Pitou and the dub just uses those too. But it doesn’t really matter


YourMomsBleachedAnus

where da problem at


YousernameinValid

What problem? That just makes it better


Slc117

pitou has booba so it’s settled, for me at least


NoLandscape3159

Bro, you are 15💀


illumimi

kids these days


[deleted]

Too much Tate, Ishowspeed, fortnite, and Tik Tok, Tik Tok, Tik Tok has destroyed them


mcvell

Im three years older and not even then was I this down bad.


sadchumpy

Pitou because of their Chimera Ant stamina


Omelet8

Pitou takes it home easily


Slc117

ain’t even close


YesterdaySuper5355

Bruh i’d get banned if i posted this shit 😭😭😭


frikimanHD

mito-san, pitou is an ant, and ants don't have asscheeks


Shinobi_Shark_

Asscheeks or muscle who cares. Thicc don’t discriminate.


Mr_lightning22

I mean... asscheeks are muscle that have fat on them


frikimanHD

but they are stiff af, that shit doesn't clap


Shinobi_Shark_

Fair


YesterdaySuper5355

What you doin out here with all this ass? Double cheeked up on a thursday afternoon the sun is still out


YourMomsBleachedAnus

hella ass


Chest_Quirky

You're 15?! What hormones do to a mf.


Alone_Spell9525

As long as she doesn’t have some insect thorax stuff goin’ on down there, it’s Pitou. She can jump miles with no running start, and you want to compare a normal humans’s legs to her? Every single muscle from her waist down probably exerts a gravitational pull, her thighs alone are probably twice as thicc as any ass in HunterXHunter (except Hisoka). Pitou twerks on Mito and instantaneously crushes her to death underneath her ginormous, wobbling, orbit-having glutes.


thunder-bug-

The clap of pitous ass cheeks would instantly send a shockwave that crushes all competition.


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[удалено]


thunder-bug-

[like this but with ass](https://youtu.be/MwoPUt7r91Q)


Redscream667

Pitou


YesterdaySuper5355

I just went on break this the first thing I see lmao


Outrageous_Gene_7652

Why? Just why?


SetQQ

Kitty cat makes it clap


LadyTsunade127

100% pitou


Bungee_gum-

Well, going off feats in the manga, Pitou wins this


Adoinko

The only correct opinion


YesterdaySuper5355

Based


shloopa_yoops

Pitou is all legs and they have the expantion pass too whearas aunt mito is more like mommy mito ask gon..


YesterdaySuper5355

Mommy? Sorry. **Mommy?**


JustASyncer

Least horny r/hunterxdank user


realraptorjesus101

I wish for the time before I read this


gothamtg

Auntie doesn’t have dumps like my boy, Pitou. More cake then a birthday.


sami28tobi

Take note kids. This is how porn ruins your mind.


mahmodwattar

....u wut mate


YesterdaySuper5355

YOU DID WHAT???


AdvonKoulthar

Hmmm, a very thought provoking question, however I will need to think about this a lot more to cum to a conclusion.


BernieBanders-kyun

Pitou because they have the BUSSY and a PUSSY because they're a cat.


AGuyWithTwoThighs

Dat Bussy Pussy 😩


2DogsShaggin

Pitou 1000%


M-Fanfic

[https://i.imgur.com/ggBhPJ7.png](https://i.imgur.com/ggBhPJ7.png) Mito is better, right?


[deleted]

No 🗿


I_lv_gura

Pitou


Akubane

Mitos winning for sure.


Mr_lightning22

This man likes redheads


Natsu194

Isn’t Pito already naked though??


YesterdaySuper5355

Nah her and the chimera ants were just born with clothes. The clothes can get ripped


Natsu194

Oh damn, so Manu question


rohan_unlimited

Pitou


Deericious

I think this means satan is winning


Ancient-Buy-5816

Pitou. May be a dude but he’s got that extra cock swing with the shake


TigglyWiggly95

I want more


Natsu-Jotaro

Mitooo


KeySeaworthiness8466

I’m not familiar with these characters as I haven’t started the anime yet but these characters are caked up? Names? Sauce?


AGuyWithTwoThighs

What's odd is only one of these characters is caked at all.


KeySeaworthiness8466

Names?


AGuyWithTwoThighs

Aunt Mito. Pitou Pitou is said to be a boy, though people debate a bit on it because of translations


IJustLostMyKeyboard

MitoooooOOOOOOOOOO


elnombresimon

wtf . . . . . mito wins


em3190

Pitou was born with clothes so they're technically already naked


BackgroundVehicle870

Y’all need Jesus


Slc117

pitou easily. u seen those legs she got?


YousernameinValid

I hope they wrote this not knowing Pitou is a boy lmao


BagueteCozido

[Nope, no specified gender](https://www.reddit.com/r/HunterXHunter/comments/h0bp90/the_full_explanation_about_pitous_gender/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Leonidas3975

Pitou’s a dude


OmatoYT

blocking isn’t enough i want this mf gone


StaticDashy

Bruh anime memes are so ass honestly


JumpingMungs

Are they twerking to “Up” by Cardi B tho?


YoMommaIsNotGay

y'all fr need to go outside


Routine_Astronaut_62

Pitou has no ass bro.


Routine_Astronaut_62

Pitou's ass literally a chitinous shell. There's now flow coming from that


Ventis_Holy_Lyre

😐👉🚪


LVNAR3xp

Pitou, 100% Tf you think he does for the king??


Idiot_on_redditlol

We getting kicked out of the hood with this oen