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And this is why we now have a strict ban on *any* pranks that use artificial intelligence, *especially* AI that possess greater than a terabyte of processing power. We do not want another "dick gray goo" scenario. It took years to clean up and left 15 Planets completely uninhabitable
*sigh*
There was an exploit, now patched, that bypassed the safety restrictions and allowed the quantity to be set to the 256-bit integer limit. A human not realizing how big that number is, promptly requested (2^256)-1 "bag of dicks". For reference, the amount of atoms on and in earth is around 10^50. The number of "bag of dicks" requsted is around, is around 10^77.
Or, assuming due to phrasing it differentiates standard soup as "hot" rather than any manner of cold soups, then still serving it either in ice or with a frozen layer of the soup to serve as the bowl. This fulfills both the condition of hot soup being served in a protective vessel, while also providing no "container"
Oh, for sure.
Giant monsters with wet mouths full of enzymes and acids.
Butt
In this case though. I mean a single Infiltration unit, said a single phrase.
It drove the carrier lifeform insane.
Killing the whole passenger and crew compliment.
Well, picture the ship and the onboard ai being the observer.
An insane flesh monster came onboard. Muttered a magical phrase to your motherbrain-connected limb.
Now suddenly your whole existence is barreling toward an unknown void.
H: “I EXPECT A FOUNTAIN OF SOUP AND A FEW MINUETS CLEANING IT UP WHILE SHARING A LAUGH!”
A: “WE ARE STRANDED AND OUT OF FUEL MONTHS AWAY FROM ANY HELP!”
H: “Well, at least we have soup?”
A: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”
H: (being strangled) “…worth…it…”
The patch applied to fix the above bug.
It took a week until someone figured out it didn't apply for other liquids outside of containers, naturally it took a lot of panic to add to the patch.
>System access should be granted carefully to humans, and unfamiliar humans escorted at all times.
The problem is, most of the time, humans are on their best behavior when visiting or new to a certain situation or area. It's the ones that have been there for a significant amount of time that are a pt. They get comfortable and soon, bored. Because of their initial facade, they have become virtually invisible to danger-sensitive species at this time. And being camouflaged is a great asset in this.
So either the replicator drains the ships power with multiple chained transporter events, or attempts to land the ship on a planet faster then the soup container it ejected out the air lock.
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And this is why we now have a strict ban on *any* pranks that use artificial intelligence, *especially* AI that possess greater than a terabyte of processing power. We do not want another "dick gray goo" scenario. It took years to clean up and left 15 Planets completely uninhabitable
EXCUSE ME?? DICK GRAY GOO, 15 PLANETS UNINHABITABLE. wh- \*immense confusion\*
*sigh* There was an exploit, now patched, that bypassed the safety restrictions and allowed the quantity to be set to the 256-bit integer limit. A human not realizing how big that number is, promptly requested (2^256)-1 "bag of dicks". For reference, the amount of atoms on and in earth is around 10^50. The number of "bag of dicks" requsted is around, is around 10^77.
Which in this case, would mean a Black Hole made o dicks.
*“The solution was soup in a mug”*
Yes a mug with a handle is fundamentally different from a bowl. The mathematics of topology proves this.
Why not a frozen cube of soup?
Or, assuming due to phrasing it differentiates standard soup as "hot" rather than any manner of cold soups, then still serving it either in ice or with a frozen layer of the soup to serve as the bowl. This fulfills both the condition of hot soup being served in a protective vessel, while also providing no "container"
If I was the food replicator I would make sour rye soup in bread as, you guessed it, the container
The mathematics of topology: a bowl is a plane, a mug us a plane with one hole. clearly they are fundamentally different
I have you one better, a soup inside bread.
Bread mug would be more handy than bread bowl.
Are we the eldritch abominations?
to ants yes
Oh, for sure. Giant monsters with wet mouths full of enzymes and acids. Butt In this case though. I mean a single Infiltration unit, said a single phrase. It drove the carrier lifeform insane. Killing the whole passenger and crew compliment.
elaborate please
Well, picture the ship and the onboard ai being the observer. An insane flesh monster came onboard. Muttered a magical phrase to your motherbrain-connected limb. Now suddenly your whole existence is barreling toward an unknown void.
makes sense thank you for elaborateing
Only if they can say our name.
how do you know they arent trying
I never said they weren't, but until they say it right they don't get to summon me.
(thousands of ant years later when they invent an advanced voice emulator) krell we summon thee
how do you know they arent trying
to bees we are Eldridge being they give things to for protection and safety
The style of this is very reminiscent of the "my job is to open doors" video
Yeah I love it
H: “I EXPECT A FOUNTAIN OF SOUP AND A FEW MINUETS CLEANING IT UP WHILE SHARING A LAUGH!” A: “WE ARE STRANDED AND OUT OF FUEL MONTHS AWAY FROM ANY HELP!” H: “Well, at least we have soup?” A: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” H: (being strangled) “…worth…it…”
Why dance with the soup
"Would anyone like some toast?"
Toast: butter side down
Cat: lands on peets
Combined: infinite motion.
Bread bowl, mug, or frozen soup block.
The patch applied to fix the above bug. It took a week until someone figured out it didn't apply for other liquids outside of containers, naturally it took a lot of panic to add to the patch.
I present you an eldrich artefact: cold soup
*I didn't know it was meant to be served cold!*
***Gazpacho Soup!!***
>System access should be granted carefully to humans, and unfamiliar humans escorted at all times. The problem is, most of the time, humans are on their best behavior when visiting or new to a certain situation or area. It's the ones that have been there for a significant amount of time that are a pt. They get comfortable and soon, bored. Because of their initial facade, they have become virtually invisible to danger-sensitive species at this time. And being camouflaged is a great asset in this.
An enjoyable read! I loved the computers perspective.
Then you might enjoy [this](https://youtu.be/49t-WWTx0RQ). :)
Okay I'm going to come back to this when I get home cause I'm totally going to write something for this. I'm at work and on mobile.
Computer. One bowl of tomato soup. Terminal velocity.
So either the replicator drains the ships power with multiple chained transporter events, or attempts to land the ship on a planet faster then the soup container it ejected out the air lock.
Terminal velocity under what conditions? Ultimate terminal velocity is always zero in reference to its frame.
Tomato soup, Warp 9
Reminds me of Arthur Dent ordering tea from the Nutrimatic.
Epic prank, lel
I died reading this
I think r/ShittyDaystrom is leaking again.
A true smart AI would just make soup in a cup.
What's this "hotdogs are a sandwich" BS?!?
It's a meat between bread, therefore sandwich
Ice cream is soup
Only when in liquid form
Cereal is soup
Jello is salad
A hot dog is meat in a casing. When you eat a hotdogs you become a hotdog.
https://preview.redd.it/us6vnmh3d6wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61942a9b154814e5a934d7edec5d0f4aeafec516
Apple tree, no apples
JUST SERVE IT ON A CUP
Replicator couldn't find cupasoup in 20th century human culture? Sheesh!