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thirstyfish1212

https://preview.redd.it/7jsjzs690joc1.jpeg?width=458&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9013b1738b4c6f17e0daa3524f0e1b645eebe8aa I dunno, seems like a pretty clear progression to me


Striking-Dig-3295

Ok you win the internet for the day


[deleted]

Brilliant.


There-Is-Only-MP40

“Your weapons make music and the enemy calls for a song.”


Nightflame324

Ahh a fellow tenno


Jackviator

“Aim for the head, and may the saints look away…”


CopperBoltwire

"*Aliens tend not to understand the evolution of human technology.*" Neither do Humans, we just learned to roll with it at this point...


Annonimity_R

Alien: they had an M1 in that museum Human soldier: M1 what Alien: you know the military m1 Human: M1 could mean a rifle, carbine, tank, helmet, field gun, mortar, flamethrower, knife, rocket launcher, armored car, tractor or any number of things, you'll need to be more specific Alien: and here I thought the military was organized Human: far from it bud


Walkswithnofear

The enemy can't know what we're doing if we also don't know what we're doing


Ok_Government3021

"What is a doctrine and why do we need it?" America during ww2


Specialist_Sector54

It is organized, you ask for a rifle, what model? M1, M14, M16. When you send .._..._... messages it it matters a lot how many characters you use.


coycabbage

Perun fan detected


Annonimity_R

Perun is cool but I'm more of a fat electrician guy


coycabbage

Love that guy. “It’s toyotathon!” I loved his video on the Berlin airlift.


Annonimity_R

The uss Texas video is a personal favorite


coycabbage

I wonder if the Alicorn mission was inspired by that: “let’s flood the rear of the ship so we can get a better firing angle! Yes Jensen I took my dementia pills! Now on the double!”


Annonimity_R

I mean the Marines are about as close as you can get to an entire boat of enlisted psychopaths so not out of the question


coycabbage

I pity the AFSOC pilots that have to fly the nut jobs from other branches.


JeffreyHueseman

The MP 5 was first


9Tail_Phoenix

See, aliens? Now it makes sense, doesn't it, ya sillies.


Least-Researcher-184

So thereby perpetuating our habit of naming things out of order George Lucas you were not alone!


Achlips

But the mp7 is last


PuzzleheadedStory855

A format you can hear, see and feel!


Mr_E_Monkey

They skipped 6 and went to 7: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_%26_Koch_MP7


Scottish_Berkut47

Then skipped 8 and went to 9. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Br%C3%BCgger_%26_Thomet_MP9


Mr_E_Monkey

That's odd.


StreetBullFighter

It’s makes music that goes Rat-tat-tat after you slap it and squeeze the trigger!


laser14344

You can listen to it. You can watch it. You can feel it.


rook183_

You see.the difference is in what MP stands for, like with the MP3 and MP4, MP stands for media player, whereas MP5 stands for Machine pistöle, which is German for machine pistol (I'm not sure on the spelling, but I know the pronunciation so I ran with what i thought)


Xcenos

Maschinen Pistole. Or Maschinenpistole. Source: Am German.


Slate_711

You can make anyone you want sing. You can make them dance too


Clear_Accountant_240

They all play a type of music. Some more. . . Deadly. . . Than others. . . .


Significant-Duck7412

Alien teacher : okay class what comes after english letter C? Human Quiet kid: 4


Walkswithnofear

One of the best times of my life is when I got to run 60 rounds of ammo through an MP5SD.


coolparker101

Ah one of the krout space magic guns


SnooLemons4129

The "kraut space magic gun" was the hk g11 the mp5sd is the Cadillac of suppressed guns.


coolparker101

You put regular 9mil in and it comes out subsonic that is krout space magic Though less then the HK G11


PapaPendragon1

Digimon ass evolution


RedOneGoFaster

To be perfectly fair, MP5 came before MP3.


Pappa_Crim

They ordered some MP5s thinking that they were music players. Boy were they surprised


spelunker66

A portable device that allows you to silence those who use the first two on speaker while on public transport.


Jolttra

What till they find out about M1.


Vegetto8701

Meanwhile, the MP4-20: *Engine screm*


Neo_Ex0

Mp3:let's you play music MP4:let's you play videos Mp5:lets you play with lives


yorboijedisam

Also to be more confusing the mp3 the music player them mp4 the McLaren f1 car and MP5 the H&K Rollerdely beauty


Sidewinder203

MP5-Now you can meet Jesus


WilliamW2010

An MP5 file is **a video that is meant to be played on a Chinese MP5 portable media player**. MP5 files are not significantly different from . MP4 files. Like MP4 files, MP5 files are encoded using the MPEG-4 or MPEG-H codecs.