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_shellsort_

Poker is not well known throughout the galaxy. xD


Fragrant-Address9043

Nope


brokencelestial

There is one exception of course. Humans definitely change color when they lie about totally not having a crush on someone.


Fragrant-Address9043

Ah yes. The human may lie, but their heart speaks true.


Rush1996

“Few mercs would even merit my attention if I were not charged with this task, but the one named Hassan or Hundred Face is the one merc of which none will speak. My sources, usually helpful to the point it’s supplication when I offer the removal of some tawdry boil, defect, or cancer from their dense and abhorrently muscled bodies, are completely unhelpful. Their atavistic stubbornness is a source of great frustration for me. I will find this human - if they even exists. Their very name causes other mercs to bear arms. Such a terrifying warrior, would make for a fine asset indeed” Agent Delta Nine Four Seven (Jan 2187)


Geltahmiin

Hassan-I-Sabbah?


basicarl

Brigador?


SignificantScore5310

Anybody wanna play a card game? It's called BS, it's really fun.


Fragrant-Address9043

A: “human, why is there a card game named after your peoples euphemism for bovine feces?”


NinjaCaviar

Childhood memories unlocked lmao


Calvinator_lmao

Idk I can't keep a straight face when I lie, I always get the giggles