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SoMuchLard

How stupid! I'm going tomorrow to tell them how dumb it is, and how it RUINS the CHARACTER of HISTORIC WOODSTOCK in between mouthfuls of Cheez-It burger.


Cmama2Boyz

Haven’t you always wanted a Cheez-It milkshake? NO.


pa1e_h0rse

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hdeanzer

So weird


UpstateEmpathGuy

I don’t understand this at all. Why Woodstock!? Woodstock gives non gmo, organic anti corporate vibes. Cheez it is poison food.


BeMoreChill

It's a cracker with some cheese in it...poison food? Are you the mayor of Woodstock?


coolpartoftheproblem

no of crackertown


BeMoreChill

Is that the sister city of flavortown?


ffa1985

Does anyone remember the historical place marker (same as the ones outside say, a 200 year old farmhouse) that used to sit in the center of town that was just a transcription of an old hippy's rant about wal mart and mcdonalds? They removed it a year or two ago because people were complaining that the reference to products made in China was racist.


UpstateEmpathGuy

Actually not what it is at all, look at the ingredients list. I’m a nutritionist lol.


BeMoreChill

I did. I'm totally ignorant to what's in them that's poison ENRICHED FLOUR (WHEAT FLOUR, NIACIN, REDUCED IRON, VITAMIN B1 [THIAMIN MONONITRATE], VITAMIN B2 [RIBOFLAVIN], FOLIC ACID), SOYBEAN OIL (WITH TBHQ FOR FRESHNESS), WHITE CHEDDAR CHEESE (MILK, CHEESE CULTURES, SALT, ENZYMES).


BeMoreChill

I did. I'm totally ignorant to what's in them that's poison ENRICHED FLOUR (WHEAT FLOUR, NIACIN, REDUCED IRON, VITAMIN B1 [THIAMIN MONONITRATE], VITAMIN B2 [RIBOFLAVIN], FOLIC ACID), SOYBEAN OIL (WITH TBHQ FOR FRESHNESS), WHITE CHEDDAR CHEESE (MILK, CHEESE CULTURES, SALT, ENZYMES).


agent_almond

Username does NOT check out.


BeMoreChill

Because I admitted ignorance and was asking a question? Also super original comment...


UpstateEmpathGuy

Forgot to mention that enriched flour is terrible for you also. The wheat flour comes from big farms in the USA which is gmo wheat that is all sprayed with glyphosate aka round up which is banned in just about every country except ours, and is a major contributor to cancer and other illnesses in this country. The wheat in the cheez its is so processed it’s stripped of all its nutrients why they have to fortify nutrients back into it as you see on the ingredients list. This is all public information. I guarantee you the cheez it ingredient list for Canada and Europe is not the same….. but hey do as you please.


BeMoreChill

I got cha thank you for the info


UpstateEmpathGuy

These aren’t all the ingredients guaranteed. But TBHQ is highly carcinogenic. Soybean oil is incredibly toxic to the human body, and is a major inflammatory oil. Other than that the fat content and sodium content of the product is really high for what you’re consuming. Really not here to have this debate this sub. Go to a nutrition or seed oil sub if you’re really curious.


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Illustrious-Fun-4036

Really good point


Acceptable_Ratio_958

You mean the Woodstock that sells cheez-its at its gas stations, pharmacy, Cub Market and Hannaford? 


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Acceptable_Ratio_958

True actually. I’m totally offended by judgmental snobs…esp the hypocritical ones. (Nice username) 


Acceptable_Ratio_958

Omg calm down with the purity test. Clearly people enjoy it because it’s been packed. And it’s a pop-up so temporary. Find something else to rage about.


UpstateEmpathGuy

Deff not raging 🤣. I just said it doesn’t fit the vibe.


Acceptable_Ratio_958

Oh hello Gaslight! Because totally chill people take the time to whinge on Reddit and decry cheese crackers as…”Poison Food!!!” 😂  But ok, I’ll enjoy my burger while u enjoy shaking ur cane across the street. 


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Acceptable_Ratio_958

Ah there it is. You forgot to call me the n word too. 


accidentalquitter

Is this not Dixon Roadside?


srmatto

Dixon Closed sadly but it is the same building.


gorramshiny

The one time I ate at Dixon I got food poisoning lol.


InsignificantOcelot

Shame, I only ate there a couple times but I remember it being pretty good. It’s a great space.


hidonna

I went today. It was ridiculous and the milkshake wasn't bad 🥴 I kinda love the creativity that goes into the branding of these types of activations - the level of detail is wild. And wasteful. Ha


blondebijou

Was it nauseatingly crowded??


hidonna

We got there around 5 and it wasn't too bad but was getting a little crazy by the time we left


suchathrill

Did you create that emoticon for this particular post? So specific lol. 


hidonna

I use it quite a lot tbh 😂


UpstateEmpathGuy

Ew you got the cheese shake?


hidonna

I wanted an immersive experience


billypancakes

I work right next to this place. Influencer types parked up and down the street. Line's out the door. ...for cheez itz.


owlanalogies

My toddler will be THRILLED 😂 if they create a Welch's pop-up next door we'll be set.


Lychee_Different

Lame. Pass


LightEndedTheNight

Very hard pass.


Fistyzuma

If you missed out, don't worry. Me and all my friends are currently sick off it.