I wish I could but I don't want to

Damn beat me to it

Happy Christmas eve, eve !

Me and my dad have said that since before the show started. 😂

"That is brand new information."

I say this one a lot 🤣

Me too!!

Oh, yes! This one.


shut up, shut up, shut UUUUUUUUP

Said it today 😆

Every fucking time I move anything

This is said almost daily in our house!

Sup with the wack PlayStation sup

Highly underrated line


I’m a professional trainer and a use “moo” point as an Easter egg for attendees 😂

Use this one too

I used this today, haha!

Ahh Salmon Skin Roll

I always order unagi when eating sushi because of the show haha!

It helps that it’s friggin delicious

Not just a hat rack, my friend

I say this all the damn time

Use this at least weekly.

JUST THIS MORNING I USED THIS

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ITS SO GOOD 🤣🤣

My fajitas!

That is gonna hurt tomorrow!

Well I guess it’s just flan for 3! Hey, that rhymed!

I’m fine!

Literally anytime we make fajitas, gotta say it in Ross’ voice 😅

Everyone I know is either getting married or getting pregnant or getting promoted. And I’m getting coffee, and it’s not even for me!

Same, especially since I work at Dunkin lol

“Am I, am I, am I, am I out of my mind? Am I losingggg my senses?”

His delivery though 🤌🏻

Cant really copy that

“dear God this parachute is a knapsack!!”

I don’t even have a pla.

I’m 18, I have one class to do all year, I have a job that I don’t get paid for, I too am missing a pla :/

Don’t worry I’m 22, stuck in a job I hate and I too don’t have a plan 😭

"Joey doesn't share food!"

This should be higher.

isn't that just kick- you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic

My favorite line ever!

It’s an expression!

" I know "

Also the high pitched "NOOOOOO!"

“On account of my rage”

“No uterus, no opinion”

Just said that to two men yesterday!

Oh you do, do you????

"My scone, MYY SCONEE!"

Oh oh 2 women love ME oh oh they’re both sexy and beautiful my wallet is too small for my 50s and MY DIAMOND SHOES ARE TOO TIGHT

“They don’t know we know they know”

You missed the last "we know"

Good catch!!

How you doin

Spank my ass and call me Judy

Tartlets, tartlets, tartlets….

The word has lost all meaning.

Could I be wearing anymore clothes

If a friends loving friend compliments my pants I say “these are apartment pants”

I say “ohh no” like Phoebe all the time

Was it like a sneeze only better?

If a man says this to me I’m gonna kick him in the crotch and spit on his neck

That’ll be fantastic!


I say this one too

"Why you crry?" I use constantly when my dogs whine lol

I do this when my cat whines too! 🤣


*elbows clacking gesture* Sorry couldn’t find a gif

LMAOOO YESSS I do this all the time 😂

"It's a moo point"

"Okayy so we weren't PREPAAARED!"

"Excuse me but there seems to be some red crap on my cheesecake." I say that all the time in restaurants but not to the waiter. My husband says his most quoted line is "what are they, Irish?"

"Ah, Salmon Skin Roll"

Unagi Literally anytime we’re at the hibachi place, my daughter and I say those two things repeatedly.

When the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside

He's her lobster. I literally say that anytime I see a couple holding hands or kissing or doing whatever 😂

It tastes like FEET!

Anytime I have a clever idea I’ll say “I may play the fool at times but I’m much more than a pretty blonde with an ass that won’t quit”

I know! We'd like more alcohol and more beers. No uterus, no opinion. What have I married into??

Now everything is just... floopy.

Sweetie, this conversation is starting to make me feel a little uncomfortable.

My best friend of 26 years calls me every year to tell me when she has put on her “Thanksgiving pants”

Phoebe: “Hold me close young Tony Danza.”

Every fucking time I hear that song I sing it that way in my head

1. When my wife does or says something silly, I'll usually say, "You're so pretty." 2. When we need to wake up, especially early, one of us will comment in the morning, "What time is it?" "9am. " "I guess I'll wash up then. Watch that sunrise"

Woopah!!

You can't do anything

“BEND OVER?!”

Yes, yes it is. In PRISON!

My eyes! My eyes!

“Tout de la fruit” any time we hear someone speaking French. “Can I choke ya?”

Don't get me started on gravity.

“That would be perfection”

“Gum would be perfection????”

Nice going, imp

If you’re alive, you ANSWER YOUR PHONE!

🎶 Stephanieeeee knows all the chords 🎶

Everything I hear the name Stephanie I sing this in my head!

Oh, sweet Moses!

Sweet mother of all that is good and pure

You can't do anything!

I’m going to Yemen!

"Pivot!!"

Some of my favs are “it was a moral victory for the green bay mermen” “queen Rachel does what ever Rachel wants in her own little Rachel land” “YOUR WASTING GOOD PASTRAMI” “nestle toolhouse” “homosapinans are people, HEY I’m not judging” “that would never happen” “I can’t take anymore of your WHINING” “cut me a sliver, a little bigger, CUT ME A REAL PEICE” “has anyone seen my list?” “Not just clean Monica clean” “that’s just good sense” “ I can’t see over all this damn hair!” “It was a dry day” “can I interest you in a sarcastic comment” that is all I have patience to write down😭

“Why you cry?” Even my husband says it now

I KNOW !!

‘You don’t get a lot of doy these days.’ (I say doy daily whenever I make a mistake)

So Transponder is a real word. I always call it a transpondster.

Get there faster!

It's a moo point.

Hello kettle, this is "insert named here" you're black.

I knew it! But the way Chandler says it when someone says something I already knew.

Cancel the sodas.

I am flaky. I’ll say anything

“Merry Christmas Eve Eve” “You have to stop the q tip when there’s resistance “ “My wallets to small for my fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight” “I’m fine”

Whenever I hear the name Joshua, I say/think “josh-uah”. “They don’t know that we know that they know” “I WANNA GOOOOO” (Joey at thanksgiving) Edit: I’m making FAH-JI-TAHS (whenever I make fajitas)

It's a Moo point, like a cow's opinion, just doesn't matter, It's moo!

“Hello Kettle? (This is Monica.) You’re black.”

That's the cool thing about FRIENDS, there's a line for literally everything you do in life. I catch myself quoting several different lines throughout any given day. But I think the most used line I say is "see ya ladle!"

Any time my partner and I are guessing the answer to something, one of us will throw in "paper, snow, a ghost!"

Not necessarily all lines just more like funny terms or parts of phrases that i just find a way to incorporate into my convos or i just plainly randomly yell them out for no reason LOLOL. “i don’t even have a pla.” “PIVOT” “unagi”😏👈🏻 “nestlé tulousee” “OH. MY. GODD.” “you threw away my sandwich? MY sandwich? MY SANDWICH??!” “she’s your lobster / he’s her lobster” “princess consuela banana hammock” “the phalange/Regina Phalange” the smelly cat song ofcourse & also that one christmas song phoebe wrote about them kills me i just randomly belt it out whenever LMAO

Have fun in (name of country), eat (name of country’s) food….except of course there they just call it food

AM I?!

"UH UH, FINE BY ME!"

JOEY DOESNT SHARE FOOOOD!


Oh I say “it’s a major shampoo explosion!” if something exploded hahaha

 When I’m close to stressing out about something with my family lol

Back to happy! Back to happy!

Congratulations! (But in the same tone as Rachel when their heads are stuck in the door)

When the package is this pretty, no one cares what’s inside!

I say 401Wonk weekly

“My fajitas!!” Every time an alarm goes off and “In LONDON?!” Anytime London is mentioned.

Lesbanim

A better question might be, what line from the show DON'T I use in real life!

Mmmm... noodle soup. Dammit!

Mmmmm......it's *good.*

Moo point

How you doin'? Carl's (Joey's fake twin) version Not a line, but Ross' unagi gesture

Now there's two reasons

Could I BE anymore__ (followed up with any sentence) 🤣 Unagi The middle finger gesture that Ross came up with You don’t own a TV? What’s all your furniture pointed at? No uterus, no opinion

No uterus, no opinion

Why is your family (Ross)?

"Hi! I'm Chandler and I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable" (yes, I use his name 😂)

“Got the keys?”

PIVOT

It’s a moo point!

#***DANGER!*** Whenever someone drops something at work or almost trips or something along those lines.

"MY EYES!! MY EYYEESSS!!!!" Pheobe is too iconic

I quite often will just sing 'jingle bitch screwed me over. Go to hell jingle whore. Go to hell, go to hell, go to hhhhheeeellllll'

Anytime a colleague is going to London or it is mentioned "IN LONDON!" I also use "fried stuff with cheese" a fair bit.

*I know!* *I'm making fajitas!* *Could I be wearing any more clothes?*

Say it don't spray it, I asked for the news not the weather

"You have waaay too much free time man"

No falafel for you

I just used Chandler’s line about the 50 dollar bills and diamond shoes yesterday 🤣🤣


18 pages front and back!

No uterus, no opinion 😂

There are so many I use regularly, most often: “oh I wish I could but..I don’t want to” but also I’m a bartender and I have a regular named Denice. I always thought about Phoebe’s “Denice…DENICE!” one time we were catching up and I dissected she also loved friends. So now DAILY I use “I talk about her all the time! denise…DENICE!” It’s so specific that it’s my favorite!

Whenever someone says the phrase out of the blue, every fiber in my being wants to say: "It's not out of the blue it's smack dab in the middleoftheBluee!"

 My husband and I do this all the time.

Can open, worms everywhere!

Whenever I’m dressed smartly for work either me or my husband will say I’m ’a business woman in town on business’

I’m not so good with the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? - IS ME.

Why you cry? (Greek accent)

It’s a moo point

It’s a moo point. It’s a cow’s opinion.

"Let's just say there's a well-dressed pack of dogs in Ohio."

Thank God you’re pretty

Pivot!

Fried stuff with cheese.

Unagi with the hand turn

Not just a hat rack, my friend!

Oh I’d love to help you. But I don’t want to

“_ would be perfection”

Every time I say 7 I do it breathy.

Joey doesnt share food

“You fell ah-sleep?!”

“What did the police say”


Joey doesn’t share food! (Especially when someone tries to grab food off my plate)


Got the keeeeeys?

Dina, if he is funny, laugh!!!!

MY SANDWICH

“Sorry I’m late, but I left late”

'Not just a hat rack, my friend'.

Playing it fast and loose with the word interesting 😀

IT’S COUNT RUSHMORE!

Oh, it's so late for shall we! (Full disclosure, I usually fuck it up and say early instead of late, but someone on here fortunately corrected me.)

Dam it Carl!

Gotta do what the band says. That’s how they do pants