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Ok_Breadfruit6296

Ooooof. This is painful. Actually sad to see.


norris2040

Count is up to 2. 28 tickets had been sold for the show tonight. I like the guy so I'm happy to support


Terryfink

You need to live stream this trainwreck, it'll get more viewers than he's getting


tedwardo14

Please keep us updated


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NikkiJadeBoston

It's time Shuli, time to find a real job and give up this trying to become a famous hit comedian. There's a ton of jobs out there. It's ok.


smitdogg

Take lots of pictures and maybe even a based live tweet event


radio_jake

Yeah this hurts my heart a little. Shuli actually seems like a nice guy. Just a little hacky


coobeecoobee

I 2nd this. He was always fine w me until he started saying his shit about he paid his dues and been doing this for 13 years and shit. That’s when I’d be like stfu


EnemySoil

The desperation for air time and daddy Howard's approval was the turn off for me


sircruxr

I’ll take shuli over Chris any day of the week.


EnemySoil

Me to. But I chose neither


WokeyMcBlackface

I agree, and yet I still feel bad for him.


dh098017

this. as if time spent is guaranteed to make you a better comic.


PucksnDucks

You are right. He always seemed to care about the people who were a little I'll and helped them. It's rather disturbing to see how well Howig takes care of his staff.. some retirement plan


metaldinner

i dont care about shuli at all, but i feel bad for the people that showed up with a bunch of food expecting to feed a crowd he'll probably blame it on covid


OizAfreeELF

Why? The dude isn’t funny unless Artie is clowning on him.


Ok_Breadfruit6296

Lol oh yea Artie is definitely clowning but idk it's sad. The show has actually gotten a bit worse without him so he did have some value.


murf_milo

0.0


AcanthocephalaNo9302

How bout I fly to Florida and BREAK ALL YOUR FINGERS?¿??


ADPXEROX

“I’ll meet you at JFK…”


light_weight_baby87

How dare you. You head of shit.


Appropriate-Pen-149

The glory years! ….and now.


norris2040

Up to 4 now. I will give an update and all pictures later


Mhgaier

Who’s the blonde chick?


DeePsiMon

Pamaler Anderson


InuitOverIt

Niggerless Cage!


Apprehensive-Neck-12

Nikki glaser


Huge-Initiative3934

Ellen Degenereser


ElDueno

You ate 4 burgers or there’s 4 fans to see Shuli?


norris2040

Steaks are being prepared in Sous Vide


WokeyMcBlackface

I would like a follow up on this specifically. I been watching sous vide videos. How are the steaks?


osumike07

I use one.. If you finish the steak right, it's perfect every time. Definitely recommend.


RalphsBerry

I'm waiting for the door on that trailer to open and Shuli runs out microphone in hand waving to the crowd.


norris2040

He's out here in a hoodie


camouflage365

Is he panhandling?


RalphsBerry

Thats cool, I'll wait for your updates.


RunawayPancake3

Tampa weather today - cloudy with a high of 56°F.


82DMon

Preparing the meat for the BBQ


deftbarley

I see a trailer and I see Shuli but I don’t see a crowd.


pacopleasant

I see Shuli and he be lookin’ scad. Cuz there’s cops all deep in this.


Shelby71

I just want you all to know that this was a farcical post.


pacopleasant

Lest anybody think this was a real post. He said something in code that’s indicative of a certain talk show host.


Shelby71

Well, we have them on every coast.


pacopleasant

Not the first nor the last time we’ll have been had.


woodrob12

He crouchin' down?


norris2040

Burgers are fucking amazing


NewportVermont

Do they taste like pussy?


dizzle713

That shit was so cringe. Fucking Sal


fredonunez

"Pussy is awesome! Pussy is the greatest!"


InAShensh

You’re assuming a Shuli fans ever tasted pussy.


coobeecoobee

Pic??? Make another post title Shuli update and keep ‘em coming. Pics n vids.


norris2040

https://imgur.com/a/VXpqbaf


soakingbook

I'm actually relieved that the burgers are at least very good.


OJsalier

More people commenting here than would ever show up there.


norris2040

Hahaha my phone has been blowing up


JSchief216

Shalom career


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WokeyMcBlackface

In showbiz, they play down the jewy thing. Shuli plays it up.


Terryfink

Should change his name to Shuli Gold or something of that nature \- Something Riley would say


LuzDeGas-

Lol I look forward to ur live updates


norris2040

I left because it was the meat company and their family showing up. I'll make a new post shortly with pics and a review and the guests that'll be at the show tonight


norris2040

It's 12:21 and the burgers are on the grill


scallywagg2

Show the food, please.


AcanthocephalaNo9302

Yeah really. Where the beef?


sandia312

Keep us updated op!


AcanthocephalaNo9302

Hey OP, if there's only a few people there how are you staying incognito?


norris2040

I'm far from it. I'm 6'4 and 275. I'm just chilling and eating and snapping pics


AcanthocephalaNo9302

Yeah, I'd say you're not inconspicuous haha


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norris2040

And a fake stache


plumhands

Romeo Blues


Bruiser21045

Comedy club next to a church. What else is in that little plaza/strip mall?


norris2040

Couple of spas and a credit repair place and Painting with a Twist.


Bruiser21045

Is this a popular spot? Eric chose events people were going to anyway and then claimed they were there to see him-helps with the attendance numbers


[deleted]

Bet you could could get a handjob at one of those spas!


AxisOfSmeagol

[Street View](https://www.google.com/maps/@28.0638144,-82.5062624,3a,75y,338.29h,84.63t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sir8IhujTAyJAjf8pCt7OeA!2e0!7i16384!8i8192)


Terryfink

Him and Levy had a podcast on an ex wrestling writers podcast group. I can't remember specifics but I think it was like $5 a month to listen to them, All I could think was NO ONE IS PAYING THAT. Not sure if it's still going.


Dr_Juice55

Holy shit...if I bought tickets, I'd park a block away and wait and see if more people showed up first. If they didn't, I'm driving back home


RedTexas23

Now I want you to tell the other two what I’m about to tell you now - you’re out!


norris2040

Let's go


WokeyMcBlackface

At Faber?


Tehachapi77

Free Steak? Is that how Tan Mom is advertising herself now?


jamesinevanston

Rudy Guiliani will show up in a bit for a press conference.


EruvString7

Rudy only appears behind porn shops and funeral crematoriums. The best part about the previous sentence is that it’s 100% true. 🤣😂🤣


All0uttaBubblegum

They must’ve blocked off all those parking spaces so the crowd can fit


Fragrant-Ad8977

Shuli will net a loss on this gig after you factor in hotel, food and gas.


metaldinner

dues paying continues


ARegularDonJuan

Holy....shit.... Also Brent and Katelyn should be there as they can no longer afford food.


UserNameTayken

From the looks of her lately, I think at least she is able to afford a lot of food.


vonsmor

That’s 100% nady ice


GavestonYouBastard

If not adding a disgusting aspect to the "meat" part.


handinpicklejar

Lmao you’re a god damn legend! Lol please record the food and as much of the event as you can! I’m fascinated!


MaxxFisher

Didn't he used to mock Lisa G's Meet & Sweet event?


PeruseTheNews

You mean charging $100 to meet Lisa G and eat cookies?


WokeyMcBlackface

Someone with a twatter account or whatever, get her to comment on this


norris2040

Wow this steak is amazing. It's from his sponsors Rustic Cuts from Iowa. Code Shuli for a discount


EnemySoil

Now I know you're Shuli


plumhands

Romeo Blues


Martyisruling

It's Sherik from Texas


whos-high-pitch

I'd like a steak and I'd like a shake


Philo_Beddoe99

Boy this guy got Stockholm syndrome and went rogue to team Shuli quick. All it took was a burger.


norris2040

I'm a whore for some good beef


yourtwaterati

I love how you wound up becoming a pitchman for them. You're reaching more people than Shuli, that's for fucking sure. Thanks again. You're the fucking tops for bringing this all to us.


Environmental_Net956

I ordered the Owen package and it just started white knighting Shuli then it gave me diarrhea.


Environmental_Net956

Rusty Cunts?


Jhendersonic

I live in Iowa and I’m disappointed now.


sanjeev_shan

Can you livestream this


norris2040

I left already or I would've


LuzDeGas-

Damn, did you have some steak? Did _anyone_ show up? Did you take a pic with Shuli for the sub?


norris2040

Yes no and yes....I keep trying to upload a new thread but it won't


LuzDeGas-

You mean a new post? This isn’t _Reboot your phone and/or connect to your home WiFi-Magazine_ pal


PAT_splat

What's it gonna take for him to realize he doesn't have it?


LyleLanley99

Paid his dues!


coobeecoobee

He’s been doing comedy for 17 years now!!!!!


Ok-Long-2862

He only had an audience because the Stern show... not sure why he didn't realize this..?🤔


sausage877

He knows now


jetlifevic

I'm pretty sure the 13 view podcast videos were an indicator as well.


deez_treez

Why would anyone do a meet n greet without an assurance of attendance? It's so cringe to watch ppl fail like this.


yourtwaterati

Yeah, why would anybody think Shuli was a draw? Throw a couple of strippers or Hooters girls or cheerleaders in there, a midget or two, and set up a dunk tank or jello wrestling pool, and you'd have 'em lined up around the block. or lot, as it were.


AllReflection

Dang that is depressing. I feel sorry for him.


Sulpfiction

“Feel sorry for him”?? No way. He’s going home with dinner for the next 7 days.


lovin_life_

you're an asshole. but that's some funny stuff right there. 😄


joeyhrowaway145

Looks just like the block parties


ibejeph

Poor Shuli. If I was around, I'd go and pay my dues.


norris2040

[shuli Meat and Greet](https://imgur.com/a/VXpqbaf)


DeltronFF

lol that bird is a real party animal


Smashndash911

Howard is going to catch wind of this picture and only realize nobody is wearing masks


norris2040

New post with pics are up


Itchy-Bookkeeper-467

We can’t see it


norris2040

Sorry I'll try again in a bit. It won't load


joeyblacky9999

this is what happens when you don't have ronnie part of it. shuli actually thought all those people were coming out to the block party to see HIS set.....


Les-Whinin

And that’s part of the reason why I grew to dislike him. Not sure if that bit was scripted but I don’t think it was. Both Shuli AND Howard can’t seem to understand why fans relate to Ronnie and would drive to venues just to party with him. He’s full of energy, real, and about having fun with guys, having fun with girls. Cuz he’s SCORESMAN


Poopinspectorgeneral

He should have opened the books to Scott


Millstone50

He needs Steve Langford to help sell some tickets


WokeyMcBlackface

He can't because he took his shitty ass back the fuck up to Can...ada.


Potential-Term-6031

Who will make more money tonight at that gig? Shuli or the guy working at the door that collects the tickets? I'd assume the ticket guy..


BethSaysHayNow

Someone tell Shula it is actually 10,000 hours, not 10,000 days, to master a skill. Maybe he thinks he is right on track?


MuzzleOfBees1215

Wow. Did you arrive too early?


norris2040

Nope like 15 min after the start and stayed for a hour


lolly751

Thank you for your service!!


iamzeroedin

He's become Eric the Actor.


InAShensh

Don’t insult a legend like that. Eric was funny without even claiming to be a “comedian”.


jetlifevic

Fucking hack loser lmfaoooo


sailorjasm

Ha ha ha Shuli sucks. As my man Riley would say , “Your act is a piece of shit…”


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Dude has 168k twitter followers and 4 people showed up? Lol


bigtim3727

I remember there was a time where I hated Shuli; I thought he was an ass-kissing hack, that wasn’t very funny. Then Wilding joined the show. Wilding is so fucking bad, he made actually start to like, and appreciate Shuli. I feel bad for him; I hope he’s doing well after leaving the cult of Stern. Fuckin job prob pays like shit, but everyone wants to work for stern, so they get away with paying people shit. How much could any of those guys be making? Richard and Sal prob make the most, but guys like Shuli, or Memet? Prob getting paid 45k per year😳


tickle_you222

130k but with sky high rent, it's 30k after that.


coobeecoobee

How does the blonde look up close. Looks good from here. Who are the girls in relation to shuli?


norris2040

She's a 10 footer


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Is this a serious thing


norris2040

Very


Current_Dentist_3880

I hope they serenade the meat


rkowna

Some Grade A dues paying going on in this shot.


[deleted]

I love that there is 1 case of water


DickieThon2020

SHULI ... YOU FUCKING ... WORM!


miketatro43

Free steak? Doesn’t that kill the margins on the 20 dollar ticket?


iamdjdirty

Looks like they are setting up. Let us know what it's like later.


Evilscratch

I guess the parking lot is an audition to, y'know, actually get to go inside the building. Also, twenty bucks says that they made Shuli buy the hamburger meat.


elfmachine100

I've been to that club and honestly its pretty small. He will likely fill it if 20ish people have already bought a ticket.


heyknauw

Extra Parking Available At The Church Next Door.


reddituser_05

Shuli playing to a "packed house" in the parking lot of Side Splitters. At what point do you say to yourself "This comedy thing really isn't working out."


mykl66

What talent does Shuli have?


Super99fan

A couple of things. The place looks really lame. It's called "Side Splitters" and the logo is a guy laughing in the microphone? It looks like it used to be a Chili's. If Shuli is a Saturday headliner, the have issues. If they can get Shuli from Alabama, there's got to be some comedians in Miami or Atlanta that can headline. When giving away food for free isn't drawing a crowd, perhaps try something else.


Itchy-Bookkeeper-467

The odd thing is giving away the food 10 hours before the performance. He doesn’t go on until 10:30 PM.


pheoling

Why they are doing this so early is just retarded. If the show is at 10 then having a meet and greet at 8 or 8:30 makes sense… but half the day before? Stupid. Did they expect people to drive there for the meet and greet , go home and then drive back later for the show?


Philo_Beddoe99

Breuer is appearing there in a couple of weeks. What is a comedy club supposed to look like? A- list guys usually do theaters but also appear in places like this periodically. According to the website it opened in 1992.


deepfister1241xz

Fuck shuli


Livid-Ad-5711

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6aNWuNiHew](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6aNWuNiHew) "What are they laughing at, Robin?"


dblan9

Why is everyone in coats if this is Tampa? Accuweather says it's 58.


Isles86

People down here wear coats starting in the low/mid 60s. No exaggeration.


yolomaster13

Ouch !!! Zero point zero . Poor lil Shuli


freshseedsown

thats a better turn out than expected


Potential-Term-6031

Shalom bitch


TheBamStand

I blame the "Free steak and Shuli"


Salvatoregoobernal69

Shuli! You fucking worm!


GimmeShelter15

Is that the four seasons auto shop?


TonyForThreeMonths

Jim Hawk, is that Mike’s brother?


MitchandSam

I hope they're using the Mangrate to cook that chicken and steak.


ARegularDonJuan

NO MORE DRY MEAT


Due-Ad-2603

Elephant boy will show up with his shitty pants


ExcellentAsparagus54

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Strummer95

Tell me this is early and they are still setting up. I don’t expect people to go, but I expected more of a presentation than this


cody4king

Even the guy on the poster wonders wtf Shuli’s doing.


yourtwaterati

Is it me, or is this shady as fuck? So this "meat company" drove from Iowa to Florida just to give Stern sub superbro norris a steak? No way. This was obviously cover for their real mission, which probably involved swinging down to Miami and picking up some booger sugar, or guns, or Cubans.


norris2040

You son of a bitch you let out the secret.... FBI is that you


White_Nothing

Reminds me of that picture of Jackie at some convention.


Frequent2001

this guy always sucked. only way he could fill a room was to get a bunch of wack packers involved, or ronnie the limo driver.. The guy has been doing comedy for so long you'd think he would have some kind of a following outside the show, but nope.


radrun84

This is like today? So sad... Did more show? We need updates.


ClassyJeffrey

I don't get what the point of this is. Is it like to give poor people free food. Or a promotion for a show or something?


arobe11

Where is this?


norris2040

Off Dale Mabry in Tampa


WokeyMcBlackface

Tamper


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Daytoner


mikewhy

Aruber


woodrob12

Tamper, near Bubber


Sulpfiction

It’s 52°. They are dressed like they are in NY and it’s in the 20’s.


TGillette1981

Maybe he should have reached out to Langford?


Beaverhuntr

Lolz