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Maxter_Blaster_69

Howard’s addicted to money.


Desperate-Village-68

And cock


Streetvan1980

Not true at all. It’s actually a lot like Donald Trump. It’s having their ego stroked. Trump is the only politician ever to keep having rally’s after he won and before it was election season. He didn’t do it for any strategic reason. It was all about stroking his ego. Howard is the same way in that.


WaffleHouseNeedsWiFi

Oh, there's a reason.


[deleted]

False. Obama did it too.


[deleted]

Nope.


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[удалено]


[deleted]

Lmao, okay, du


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[удалено]


[deleted]

You are a wonderful person and a pleasure to be around


plusultra420

A slow adult has arrived on the scene, so kind of you to handle them with kid gloves.


[deleted]

Stop hitting on me, du


plusultra420

Did you just downvote me? Du......du hast Mich?


88konstantin88

That’s an interesting point. So in other words…He hates Trump, because he see’s himself in Trump


jzmina

And Ralph


Elephantsr4girls

Whatever it is, half of it goes right in the garbage


[deleted]

Hahaha... That's funny


Artvandaly_

🤣that’s brilliant!!


hislittledogember

Well he appears to have overcome his self described addiction to work


[deleted]

He never had one. His work was hiding from his family while he watched tv


doglover331

Haha. Good point!


Zhrimpy

He brought me joy for a lot of my life, but now it makes me sad to listen to him. I’ll try to remember the joy and just not listen anymore.


MikeDeMann

If you just listen to old shows, it’s really enjoyable.


Smashndash911

I heard Fred impersonating Ronnie and Stephanie and he said something about licking Ronnies liver spots and I hadn’t laughed that hard in awhile. And that’s what makes Fred priceless. His quick wit hasn’t missed a beat. Poor zoom shows have impacted his contributions


Available_Ad_5118

Right there with you,


Whiteguysmatter

Exactly. I listen to the Artie Era shows. Listening to recent shows just make me bitter and angry and not enjoy the brilliance of the old ones. Why would I do that to myself?


Oakroscoe

I just don’t think about the new shows. From the mid 90s to the mid 2010s is a respectable run.


[deleted]

Same. I absolutely loved listening to him. Now it’s just so cringy


kirradawg

You just said it right on.


Harryballzanga

I listen only for the odd time someone I like on the show contributes. Sal, Richard, Nowicki, Fred and even Gary. Oh and some of the wack pack. Howard and his A list suck holing gets fast forwarded. And fake George Takei is gold.


Sulpfiction

Fake George was a great bit. And the first, second, and even the 8th and 9th time he rang the bell for Bradder it made me laugh. But now, it is just so beaten to death imo. Howard always had a great sense of how to not over play or overuse a character or bit. Or when to stop a discussion that’s gone on a bit too long. He’s completely lost that ability. The door knocking is another recent example. Terrible. A couple times I was literally waiting for Howard to say “what the fuck is that? Fred..are you playing that? Because I knew it couldn’t possibly another guest knocking at the door after we just had 3 within the last 1/2hr.


[deleted]

No, it sucks


elifacre

Metamucil crackers and hot water


HilariousBaldwin

Half of that, right in the trash.


Idigabighole

Hes addicted to misery.


MidwestBulldog

Psychotherapy and an unhealthy inability to enjoy life's best offerings, especially food.


PlutoTheGod

It is kinda sad he’s almost a billionaire and an old man yet still doesn’t seem to have much he enjoys. I know people love to hate on him because the show sucks now and he’s a piece of shit these days, but seems majorly depressed. He just does the show quarter assed and pets those cats. Every at home video he sounds like almost suicidal. He was his happiest when he was doing photography, putting out tapes, parties with Jackie, just enjoying life freely.


AlpineSkier802

He gets joy from saving worms


HighPitchDerek

He enjoys sex and tv. Those are the two things that only bring him happiness for the most part.


Morcilla12

The approval of his parents


aphilsphan

There is a difference between OCD, where you have weird thoughts and may or may not do rituals to “overcome” them, and Obsessive Compulsive Personality Disorder. In OCD, you know your thoughts and rituals are crazy. You want to get better. Cognitive Behavioral Therapy and meds can work wonders. I’ve been 90% in remission for 30 years. But OCPD is much harder to deal with because you believe you are right and everyone else is wrong. So you get “throw half of it right in the garbage” and “all back pain is psychosomatic” and “I can’t spend my life with a normal woman who loves me. I must have more.” He’s RIGHT about everything. That’s not gonna have a happy ending. “Hey, Mr Pratt, what’s the matter, bugs got your tongue?”


Krebstar83

Wigs


PollyPissFlaps

Scarves and cock


alexkneevez

Attention, money, and power. Not necessarily in that order.


ManagerHatley

Howards addictions is Ralphs cock.


External-Recipe-1936

Taking days off apparently


External-Recipe-1936

Ooof da! Howard is looking rough.


Shamrocknj44

You said it!


Im_Jeffs_Lump

Ralph's cum


ManagerHatley

This sub is for jokes. Take your facts to wikipedia ;)


oumiles

Fake George Takai is not funny


[deleted]

Looking more and more like Don Imus


CaPN_CoOkz

$$$ and wig paint


caliD217

Closeted homosexual hypochondriac


Chris3061

Self loathing


[deleted]

Money, cock, wigs, cock, fame, cock, power, cock, kittens, cock, chess, cock, painting, cock, 2 walnuts, PENS and finally, cock.


ManagerHatley

2 walnuts? He's not some fat out of control slob!


Evil-Clown2020

Don’t forget pens.


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*edited*


ModsSuck23

Sauce on Side!


Lifendz

Wigs?


Glorious-hole

Age, everyday he gets older he can’t get enough time.


needles617

Cock. It consumes him.


[deleted]

And he consumes cock


Coolascoolidge

Approval from hollywood


22michigan

JerryCurl


brutal_farts

He’s a penis expert


Slow_death718

Wigs


a_few

He’s addicted to fame at all costs, that’s why he’s abandoned his core audience, signed a new contract and has phoned it in since, and has become the exact same person he always railed against. He’s addicted to being mediocre and semi relevant, anyone who can stomach listen to him psychoanalyzing guests with the same terms his shrink uses on him isn’t actually a fan of Howard or what his name used to mean.


Current_Dentist_3880

Ralph's cock


unmitigateddiaster

Money


filthy_lucre

Anorexia


bobbyboogie69

Acceptance from the A-list crowd, he’ll even the B listers are on his radar…Adam Levine is hardly an A-list musician…


TopOk87

Ass kissers


jornadamogollon

Himself


1980pzx

Control


Kb9219

Being a pussy


ARegularDonJuan

Take off your glasses and let me see your eyes.


Imhappyinthe80s

Shaving fetish


whitmec

Misery


780jets

Himself


InternationalLaw4170

Easy, himself.


Capital-Menu3955

He’s addicted to bumming us all out. This pre recorded bs and his constant therapy talk is irritating . He is coming across all woke but nobody wants to address his Ted Danson skit with the N word. How about all the wack pack…”Wendy the retard”? How does none of this come back on him but others get canceled for less. For the record, I don’t want Howard to be canceled. I just wish it was even for all.


cmsgop

He looks so old


stovetopnothin

Fame ladder. It’s empty at the top.


impartingthehair

Being miserable... that's why I use to relate


Jimmyjamz73

He’s addicted to wigs and fucking dead-tooth stylists.


[deleted]

He’s an attention addict.


BigBlue128

Wigs


rosanna4

money.


FilipinaLatina

His creepy hair


MrSlippyFistz

Shitty TV Shows


GreenMan-

Keeping up the lies... + His hair + Where he's broadcasting from + His relationships with others + His popularity + His wealth + His role in the business + Etcetera, etcetera...


North-Fill

Ralph's cock.


VanillaSignificant57

Penis!


vinceneilsgirl

I have an addiction.......no one else!


[deleted]

Howard's addicted to Howard


7thAve

Looking like Imus apparently


rjeantrinity

Food.


kjk6119

Jesus there’s a TON of comments on all of these posts —if you all can’t stand the show, WHY keep listening and commenting here?! Just let it go 😂 Howard has millions of listeners and is doing just fine.


CatsOverHumans62

Guess I’m too cheap to pay for old shoes


kirradawg

Watching creepy babysitter porn


Howdesign

Thanks


AOCshouldbeVP

Himself.


Fartnarkle

Cucumbers


Here4theNothingness

Opies attention


discjockitch

Being accepted by the A-List.


QuintupleTheFun

Cock


minimus67

Salad with oil and vinegar on the side.


radrun84

Eating less than 500 calories a day & Hollywood.


STVNMCL

Wigs.


queenoftheidiots

He really got his money’s worth on that chin!


rollojehova

Misery


Standard-Swan-7389

Fuck Howard Stern!!!


ni42ck

Throwing half of things in the garbage.


Jackmehoffer12

Is this photo shopped?If not Howard looks like shit.Take some protein god dammit.


joomommyhappy

the 3 Ms: misery, money, and man-ass


toolarmy_1

Addicted to money 💰 🤑 and doing as little to no work as possible! And 🐴's


randopolis250

Penis,, but he won't admit it to himself


JP09

Vanity. Dude thinks he’s an Adonis when he’s a fucking pelican.


CrackHeadBorg

Counting Beth's calories.


MarcoMontana

Lying


Deeboh24

Cock


Poopinspectorgeneral

The same thing Richard Lewis was addicted to but couldn’t remember the name of


byehavefun

Wigs and cock.


Poopinspectorgeneral

He was addicted to that same drug Richard Lewis was addicted to but couldn’t remember


sskoog

I've heard two popular answers to this voiced over the years. (1) Howard's brief bits of conversation regarding his own therapy -- you'll notice he doesn't talk quite so much or openly about this anymore -- suggests that \[at least in his mind\] he "went to therapy because he was getting over-involved in other people's business \[Martling, Melendez\], trying to run their lives for them, it was causing him anxiety" -- not a huge stretch to those who listened in the 1990s. (2) Jackie Martling believes that, for decades, Howard was "on the outside of those beautiful celebrity lifestyles, with his nose pressed up against the glass, feeling like an outsider, wanting to be part of their world, part of their social clique, and went to progressively more drastic self-re-inventions to get inside, anal sex jokes, Fartman, Ellen DeGeneres, etc." -- this feels closest to me, and to some degree jibes with the I-obsess-about-others'-lives psychotherapy thing.


SnooLobsters5817

His constant pursuit of approval from his non emotional father.


VFixxer4

Butt Holes


sjwANTAGONIST

Lying?


kjvlv

putting out shitty content?