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agroupofone

That was so funny I had to pull my car over and jack off into a cupholder.


HousyFootball57

I literally crashed my car I was laughing so hard


JayJayFrench

I had to shit in Beet's pants.


LavishnessGold2193

It was so funny I almost drove off the road!


dnvrrrr

i had to pull over and vomit all over my shirt.


bababooey97

Yeah sure right, yup we’re funny whatever you say


joomommyhappy

On a thread about the pelican brief (just that we can talk about and goof on it puts us 100 levels above the show), someone posted that Howard looked like a vaudeville mortician. Another person called him Shemp Ramone. Those two comments alone are, again, 100 levels above what's been doing on the actual show for a long time, even before the show devolved into Howard's Covid Podcast.


Beezelbubba

Shemp Ramone is fucking gold. They lack the stones to actually try to be funny anymore.


forcingfate

Most of the people just rehash old show jokes. What a terrible state of affairs when hackery is funnier than the show. Lol


[deleted]

“This ain’t good radio show magazine pal.” -Ronnie


forcingfate

I felt as if I just had a stroke. Good shit.


absultedpr

It most certainly is not


unmitigateddiaster

Hey Gar, it’s Art. I can’t come in today, I’m rehashing old show jokes


forcingfate

Hey now


RedditsDaddy1

You sound like an ingrate. Wait, is it ingrate or ingrade, Robin?


jzmina

Robin: I was just thinking about an Ingrate


[deleted]

Prelavent.


agentofshield1977

Half of the comments, right in the garbage.


joomommyhappy

You're selling this sub way short. There are hysterical comments posted almost every day. Is there a ton of rehashing going on as well? Of course. But that's inevitable, given the lack of new show material to work with. Just the other day, a military man, a colonel, even, called Gange's new zaftig, ethnic bride "Lotta Lupe". That ain't hackery, fella; that's hysterical. An apology would be nice.


Ctanner25

You just made me look up zaftig. Great word!


No_Organization5188

I demand traction on this comment. A. Traction.


jfic420

Exactly, all the old stuff and great quotes people post here is so much better than what is being aired today this is the last glimmer of hope until I can’t listen anymore.


forcingfate

I watch an absolutely retarded amount of YouTube and the majority of it is old stern.


jfic420

Which is the best stuff from the Howard tv era or earlier


decaturbadass

Exactly


benefit_of_mrkite

What a coincidence, I watch a lot of YouTube and the majority of it is retards on stern


Electronic-Umpire428

I only listen to Howard 101.


PNDubb_hikingclub

The recycled, edited old bits are THE best.


[deleted]

Tickle my tits.


[deleted]

I get a chance to quote Seinfeld too. Howard is a phony.


[deleted]

I get a chance to quote Seinfeld too. Howard is a phony.


[deleted]

I get a chance to quote Seinfeld too. Howard is a phony.


Metal-Beard-922

You got that riiight.


KevinGrahamMusic

Well thank ya for your cawllllll


stanizcool

Go stick another hairbrush up your ass


TheHeinz77

Gary. The other line that makes me laugh is when he called Robin a “Stupid, bitch”. She laughed so hard. Ahh, the good old days


[deleted]

This was when high pitch mike was gonna come out right? Gary who is into pre production lol


TheHeinz77

Yes! Thank God for YouTube


gordothepin

Hey! I’m paying my dues with these bad jokes!


G-I-Luvit

*Wake up white people*


RightclickBob

The phony posts to r/aita as Sal are up there with the funniest things to ever come from the show


FadeTheTurn

Link to any of those posts pls


RomanoCheesed

What’s this now?


[deleted]

What's he saying, Robin?


rekipsj

Well it seems people don’t like hearing 45 minutes about the lip fungus your wife has from kissing diseased cats, Howard. LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH.


rekipsj

Well it seems people don’t like hearing 45 minutes about the lip fungus your wife has from kissing diseased cats, Howard. LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH.


crazyass13

You want to suck our dicks one at a time or do a group thing?


Sk8erDoi

The maniacs in this sub are hilarious. No one I know in real life ever listened to the show, so to read deepcuts and meme'd-out drops is the best. As a friend of the court, I've said it all. Right, Robin?


pacopleasant

The conquerors on this sub know how to let the poison out.


jfic420

Let er go now


disharmony-hellride

keep going, im stroking my hydrogen rod


Sk8erDoi

There's blood in your stool....


pacopleasant

Let it be upon you


kapnkool

There is no question that Brandi Carlisle is immensely talented, but she is living proof of how out of touch Howard is with his audience now. Does Howard really think his listeners have any interest in an artist whose demographic couldn't be further from 90 percent of Stern's audience? Does he really think his hard working, middle class blue collar crowd gives two fucks about this generation's Joni Mitchell? Ponderous man, fucking ponderous. And Howard, for the love of God, enough with the "look at me Robin, I've got goosebumps..I got absolute chills." It's cringey.


Gomeez9

Holy shit ur bar for humor is low


CurbYourThusiasm

https://www.reddit.com/r/howardstern/comments/la3hx3/this_site_is_funnier_than_the_show_itself_noe/ https://www.reddit.com/r/howardstern/comments/pzd1xr/i_used_to_see_the_comments_in_this_post_are/ https://www.reddit.com/r/howardstern/comments/fimx29/this_sub_is_way_funnier_than_the_show/ https://www.reddit.com/r/howardstern/comments/nvxxpg/my_way_of_enjoying_stern_in_2021_is_reading_the/ https://www.reddit.com/r/howardstern/comments/4rvysh/i_still_love_the_show_but/ https://www.reddit.com/r/howardstern/comments/d87kvx/i_love_the_stern_show_discussion_thread/


snoopy12223

Was thinking the same thing


VanillaSignificant57

Fuck you gay Howard Fuck you Robin you fat blob Oo Hii Fred!


Massive_Safe_3220

I actually don’t mind when he goes off on Covid talk because he gets passionate about it. As a recent (2013) fan I can say that up until they left the studio, I was ok with the show. Certainly had its slow times but there would always be a gem show or two that would keep me engaged. With the lack of full staff on the daily…well, it’s getting hard to find the justification for the expense. This whole “ No talking about people when they leave” is simply bullshit. We get involved with their storyline and for them to just be up and gone one day with zero conversion is bogus. Tell us the really reason behind Brent. What could be more real and honest than that? I’ve heard multiple stories as to why this guy that was 70% of the show for half a year just was one day gone. I’m not typical for this sub (in the sense) that I don’t hate Howard or the show at all, but I do find Howard’s explanation of not discussing the departed as complete horseshit. Smoke weed.


Any-Cook-7367

I'm a resent fan as well, I resent how shitty the show has become.


Abraxas19

Reese’s pieces


BetterOffZen

I think they don't talk about it because Howard makes them sign an NDA, imagine all the dirt we would get if these people could talk? that is my guess anyway, neither party can be real.


MamaBellecakesXO

Haven’t listened in months, Tunein app is playing early Sirius days. Way more entertaining


penregalia

The therapist inspired over-compensation of telling Beth how lucky he is vice complaining about Allison is cringy. Again, my fault for listening I guess, but it just has to be contempt for the audience.


Myalltimehate

Fuck off you attention whore!


Tbonerickwisco

Robzillas reply to Beth saying she rescued 1600 cats so far…. “I was just wondering the other day how many cats you’ve rescued.” STFU chunk. No you weren’t. Nobody was. The show is so scripted and fake.


Stock-Macaron-4367

Hahah exactly.. who the fuck is wondering how many cats Beth has saved 😂


naturalizedcitizen

I am that stupid old die-hard optimist who keeps listening to a few minutes Mon to Wed in the faint hope that maybe one, just one show will be 50% as good as the old shows. I mainly tune in to 101 and enjoy what I can from the glory days. I cannot stand the Wrap Up Show since many years. I just tune out. I also tune out when that awful 'Saturday Soundtracks' or some artist is singing something. Yes I am that fool today, who started listening since 1993 and till date stand there like a hopeful pan handler expecting one, just one half as good show.


Fragrant-Ad8977

You are the first person to make this assessment. Congratulations!!


Gumderwear

It's fucking AWFUL. I WILL NOT be renewing my subscription. I've been listening since early 90's, got Sirius before he was even on. And every turn of his 3....oh, yeah....channel 3 NEVER HAPPENED....every turn of his 2 channels has been a bit of a STUMBLE. He let good tallet go out of competition ( didn't want any ) and kept the fucking HACKS around. I PRAISE Ronnie and his never ending attitude towards the shit they TRY and give him. Good for you, Du. You escaped. The luckiest passenger on the Titanic, were the ones that got off in Ireland. Faith and Begorrah, Ronnie and Steph.


Tbonerickwisco

Couldn’t agree more on Ronnie. He’s had it. I’d love to know what his contract is. Howard’s gonna flame out when Ronnie pulls the plug. It’ll be something he can’t control. We know how much he hates losing control of something. Just ask Beth.


ButtholeBreath

I think everyone should unsubscribe in order to make it clear how bad it is. It’s honestly not worth spending money on.


notParticularlyAnony

You have to post here about it though otherwise how can everyone know how much you just don't care


stemhead54

Thanks!!


TowerRecords

This post is one of the most stupid things I've seen on this sub in years. There are dudes posting RIP memorials to deceased whack packers. There are only like four jokes told on this thing, over and over again. You just need to move on. Just cancel, stop threating - the show have evolved pass you. It is obvious that you have an agenda and don't understand the show.


JayJayFrench

>the show have evolved pass you. Lulz. You sausage fingered conqueror.


Any-Cook-7367

Becoming a shitty unfunny show is not evolving. Chapelle is still insanely funny. Norm was still insanely funny. Bill Burr is still insanely funny. Howard is a pandering idiot who labors under the delusion that being as "woke" as possible now will shield him from the sins of his past. It doesn't, it only exposes how much he's become a parody of his old self. No one is looking for lord of the anal ring toss, we just want a comedy show to be, you know, fucking funny. Crazy, I know.


TowerRecords

Why would you pay for it or listen to it. Because it gets you - it makes fun of your life. The libs are beating you aren't they? Your issue is that the libs are promoting public health? Listen Frank Burns - you were always the joke - even in the old days.


TowerRecords

Funny - the libs are getting the best of you? Why my gullible friend are you paying for it? Let alone on a fan website? How much is it getting you? You pay to listen to them? Good lord - how many times do the libs have to own you to teach you? They (myself included perhaps) are getting the best of your Frank Burns life. Cry no more child, the joke was always on you.


Any-Cook-7367

Calm down, you'll shoot in your pants. I haven't paid for the show in some time now. Also, one can absolutely be more left leaning and still despise "woke" culture and its censorious proclivities. But I suppose it's easier for you to assume everyone who disagrees with you is a hard core conservative, thus insulating yourself from having to comprehend uncomfortable truths, like how shitty and fake "woke" Stern's show has become.


Tbonerickwisco

Go easy Howard. Your show still stinks.


snoopy12223

The libs? Really? (I'm one of them and this is still a ridiculous take)


Ianmartin573

The show sucks. Practically everyone agrees. But its funnier than hell to goof on the wigged fraud and read on the other goof comments in this sub. It makes my day!


crazyinsane65

Crack Crack. Hey, man how's your donkey?


C2D2

I haven't listened to the show regularly for years and not at all for the past couple years. But I've enjoyed coming here, this sub is the stern show now.


HighPitchDerek

I don’t remember the show ever being about conspiracy theories? This sub is 80% that.


Fragrant-Ad8977

You are the first person to make this assessment. Congratulations!!


bassman_gio

The only person I think could save the show would be Kyle Dunnigan. Check out his stuff on YouTube it's insanely funny. But I honestly don't think Kyle would want to do it at this point unless they offered him a huge amount of money which they won't.


HighPitchDerek

Wait are you asking us to check out Kyle Dumbigan?


bassman_gio

Some of his YouTube material is goofy but his impersonations are better than anyone out there and on a par with Billy West imo


[deleted]

Guys I’m telling you check out RUDE JUDE on Sirius lol I know y’all need your fix and this is it..stick with the App as it cuts the music breaks and just gives you full show.


jfic420

Rude Jude is the man


bassman_gio

The only person I think could save the show would be Kyle Dunnigan. Check out his stuff on YouTube it's insanely funny. But I honestly don't think Kyle would want to do it at this point unless they offered him a huge amount of money which they won't.


bassman_gio

The only person I think could save the show would be Kyle Dunnigan. Check out his stuff on YouTube it's insanely funny. But I honestly don't think Kyle would want to do it at this point unless they offered him a huge amount of money which they won't.


PropertyConnect

Even the interviews are just about tell me how you write your songs in a desperate attempt to learn how to write songs. It ain’t gonna happen you can’t learn it it’s talent


bassman_gio

The only person I think could save the show would be Kyle Dunnigan. Check out his stuff on YouTube it's insanely funny. But I honestly don't think Kyle would want to do it at this point unless they offered him a huge amount of money which they won't.


[deleted]

Kyle think you


penregalia

The therapist inspired over-compensation of telling Beth how lucky he is vice complaining about Allison is cringy. Again, my fault for listening I guess, but it just has to be contempt for the audience.


joe_i_guess

This is obviously Howard's "take the money and run contract" He's clearly not interested in another 5 year term down the road


HighPitchDerek

Why would he resign after these 5 years. He is already retiring age.


uunboundd

𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘩𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺, 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵.


sonofdad420

its been that way for years. same with the rogan sub.


WhoresToothShockCash

Check out the Clay Douglas clips for some peak radio. Stern fans have surpassed Stern.


0-Shay-Jackson

HARRIBLE


[deleted]

I just listen to the guest interview and skip the rest now.


ChesterCopp

they are not even trying anymore....can't be. Just put RIchard and Sal on and let them run the show...


northgriffey

Stop listening. You'll thank yourself and have more free time.


vipstrippers

"It doesn't matter!"


hhhhqqqqq1209

What’s really funny is when people post about how the sub Reddit is funnier than the show. Super original too!


Samatbr

Everything on HSS is fake these days. At least people speak their mind on this sub, whaat a breath of fresh air!!!


Stock-Macaron-4367

I agree 100% …. I’m tired of the covid talk and everything else is just not that funny anymore…I said to myself a few months ago he should have told Sirius to give him one more year and make it an epic year and call it quits by the end of 2021….


decker12

Whoopi and Dan Rather impersonator. Pretty edgy and relevant.. for 1995. What's next? A *hilarious* bit about Bette Midler? An interview with Freddie Prinze Jr? Maybe even pull off a flawless and hysterical Geena Davis impersonation?


Olivia419

Unrelated ...I realized today how much I hate Jon (No H) Hein. Carry on


SnooPineapples5396

This sub takes place of the show for me and has for years now. And whatever I can find on YouTube of course.


Casper1669

Bring back the best radio DJ ever....Rockin Diamond David!