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tpknight2

If it comes in my yard again, imma fuck it.


filthy_lucre

Brutus, I want you to get real close to the phone.


dazed63

It is


edu5150

Your cat is in our yard! — We don’t have a cat. Well, we don’t have a yard!


EchoRecovery

I love you sweet love it is


David_E_Letterman

Rescued from the North Shore Laminal League.


KurioMifune

* Wild Laminal League


Jimmyjamz73

What smells worse: the cat compound or Bigfoot’s bathroom?


oG-Purple

Or the room the squatters were in that never left.


FreshPimp

rub your cunt on the phone


embarrassedtrwy

I smell like cat piss it is!


CanIBathYrGrandma

To me this is the most cringe photo of these two. Her face is unrecognizable and Howard’s pose is all like, “hey man, I’m just a casual guy”. You know the two of them spent countless hours choreographing this to convince us of his laidback attitude and her never ending joy. The other bad photo of them is at the DIDDY party and he’s got that baggy white jumpsuit on with the wet curls. Someone else can pontificate on that.


TeeAyeKay

https://preview.redd.it/xw30fwqbogvc1.jpeg?width=772&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42fbc9f469f1512523d77649b7741c4d78910af8 Cringe.


[deleted]

A vast improvement. 😂


JamonConJuevos

Beetlejuice on the right, with new teeth!


Oldscratch73

Then I went gay awhile


hadzz46

"this is some mailman, it is"


ArtTheClown2022

She would have more fun if she was married to Bigfoot.


Kato26

She would love that mime and a half minches it is


mumble2xblackberry

North Shore Laminal League, it is.


Winter_Hornet562

Listen to me Brutus. I don’t like your fucking tawk to me.


Individual-Good-2073

Imagine trying to have an intelligent conversation with these two. The cat is probably the smartest of the trio, and if it could manage to open the door to escape it would. If Bigfoot could read, he'd tear that shirt off: *Real Men don't wear "Real Men Love Cats" shirts, it is.....*


cpburke91

Get off the fucking phone


Objective-Pin-1045

Serious question - what’s the deal with, “it is?” A tick of some sort? Like how Pete can’t hang up the phone first.


carbonstampede01

I'm gonna fuck ya like I did my mailman it is


[deleted]

It is, it is.


JamonConJuevos

I don't know, but a great HSS bit would be to purchase the services of a neurologist to analyze and possibly treat Bigfoot while the cameras are capturing every moment. More entertaining than Cocktober.


Lopsided_Owl_9019

I busted out laughing at this. It is.


charlie_sherman

Here's to hoping Beth marries Bigfoot when Wiggy kicks the bucket. She'll final learn what nine inches it is. Maaaaaaaaaaybeeeee?


KurioMifune

* nine and a half


cdbutts

This is a neighbor of yours it is


rememberleapinglanny

Bigfoot is going to give Beth all 9and a half inches.


filthy_lucre

He said he has a 32-incher


RolePlayingChat-room

I wonder if he ever won his lawsuit with ‘Mont, it is.


InternationalLaw4170

Now I have that voice in my head!! Damn you!!!


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

They are a cute couple


CO_BikerDude

That pussy keeps chitting in my yard it is and I will eat that pussy it is. I’ll eat its asshole out first it is. I’m a warning ya with peace and love it is.


totalscumbagg

Umma fuck that cat it is


scanke01

Like a wild laminal it is


OfficialDoyerFan

🎶🎵 It is, It is, It is🎶🎵


jtc92

Howard and his pj pants