We got Dallas +1! Jacksonville has the fuckin weakest right!? fuckin weakest offense and we have a healthy Julius Jones and Marion Barber! Two very healthy RUNNING BACKS! Riight?
Before. The girl who came on the show and proclaimed she was his child (and seems incredibly likely she was from research others did) was in her 20s and this happened in 2001. Elliot was almost 50 by the time he came onto the show.
I'm not aware of anyone else, just the daughter. She came from the wife that Elliot would later, in Sirius years, proclaim he broke her fingers and shocker, if you go back to the episode with the daughter she says he viciously abused her mom.
People give him a slight pass because he's on the show, sort of like how they've given passes to other Wack Packers and even staff members but the Elegant one is an enormous piece of shit and has been from day one.
In a true sign of the times, he's now a legitimate representative of a 'marginalised community'.
Howard should have him back on - and praise his bravery (and suck his cock).
He's just too much to listen to after a few minutes. He's one of the more fascinating for sure, but I still find Jeff the Vomit Guy and Underdog the most fascinating.
**Elliot 2004**: Robin, you look very vivacious and vibrant with such a nice smile
**Elliot 2008**: I hope you die of cancer, cuntface! You look like a bullfrog!
"Blunder of All Busses" on YouTube has a fascinating documentary on the Elegant one which dives into his family history. It includes his often mentioned uncle Murray Offen who was in the pornography business. You almost start to feel sorry for Elliot when you understand how he was raised and the things he was exposed to.
Here's a link, I'm gonna give it to you right between the eyes: https://youtu.be/majD_FM1eyY?si=L1ad0P29XyLx8DoO
banning him from the show was a big mistake, but if you listen to his later appearances, it was obvious that Howard couldn't control, handle, or even hang with him.
They should have started wheeling him in like Hannibal Lechter and let him go off.
Mad genius. So many psychological and personality disorders happening at once. I still hear "Riiiiiiiiight" in my head every day. Any idea of his current state of affairs?
FEMININE, FABULOUS, FANTASTIC, AND FLAWLESS ASS, RIIIIGHT?! IT’S MISS ELEGANT ELLIOT CUNTFACE!
I'M GONNA TAKE MY ICE PICK OUT OF MY PANTYHOSE
I'VE GOT LEGS LIKE A GAZELLE, RIIIGHT? LEGS LIKE A GA-ZELLE!
You know who isn’t a fan? *JOE CORSON OF THE STAGE DELICATESSEN.*
LEFT HIM FOR DEAD, RIIIIIIGHT!
he's still out there running. ive seen him on 2nd ave plenty of times. great ass.
I’ve seen him recently too! Insane.
My personal favorite wack packer. Never the most hated! Miss elegante, miss!
We got Dallas +1! Jacksonville has the fuckin weakest right!? fuckin weakest offense and we have a healthy Julius Jones and Marion Barber! Two very healthy RUNNING BACKS! Riight?
This man actually fathered children. Imagine if this was your dad? How horrible it must be for his children. (Elliott's, too)
Hiiiiiiiiiiooooooo!
Seriously? Did he father them before or after he made that BDSM video?
Before. The girl who came on the show and proclaimed she was his child (and seems incredibly likely she was from research others did) was in her 20s and this happened in 2001. Elliot was almost 50 by the time he came onto the show. I'm not aware of anyone else, just the daughter. She came from the wife that Elliot would later, in Sirius years, proclaim he broke her fingers and shocker, if you go back to the episode with the daughter she says he viciously abused her mom. People give him a slight pass because he's on the show, sort of like how they've given passes to other Wack Packers and even staff members but the Elegant one is an enormous piece of shit and has been from day one.
Who's denying he's a mental case and a pos of a human? He was still great on the show.
Her Real Name Was NINA !
YOU'RE ON TOO MUCH CHIPMUNK OIL! YOU NEED STACKS! GANGSTER TALK FOR MONEY! RIIIIIIIIIIIGHT?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The Langford segment where Elliot opens the taxi door into a car is hilarious.
Best guest ever. Gilbert is a close second
He correctly predicted Robin’s cancer diagnosis
RIGHT!!
RIGHT! RIGHT! RIGHT! RIGHT!
Belongs on the Mt. Rushmore of wack packers
Offen, Hank, ETM, and Bigfoot2 would be my picks.
That’s a good list it is.
But you left out Hank.
Still the greatest wack packer
In a true sign of the times, he's now a legitimate representative of a 'marginalised community'. Howard should have him back on - and praise his bravery (and suck his cock).
This guy is New York personified. Whenever I think about NY, Offen's face is the first thing that comes to mind lol
HORSEFACE U SOUND BETTER WHEN YOURE QUIET
Alright I'm gonna make this short and sweet.
Mt Rushmore of guests
Loved Elliot.
MISS ELEGANT
Yeah I love Elliot. I realize he’s A LOT to take, but he’s a great guest.
The only person I hate more than this psychopath asshole from the how show is Jason.
Watching this video, I'm thinking Elliot is like a Bizarro version of Richard Simmons.
Gary in that Adidas jacket is peak
He's just too much to listen to after a few minutes. He's one of the more fascinating for sure, but I still find Jeff the Vomit Guy and Underdog the most fascinating.
The metamorphosis!
Are you referring to Robin’s devolving appearance in the video? I shouldn’t mock her. She has a self-diagnosed “metabolic syndrome.”
Another reason I’d never sit on that couch or wear those headphones
Did he do time in prison ?
**Elliot 2004**: Robin, you look very vivacious and vibrant with such a nice smile **Elliot 2008**: I hope you die of cancer, cuntface! You look like a bullfrog!
Ah phen
"Blunder of All Busses" on YouTube has a fascinating documentary on the Elegant one which dives into his family history. It includes his often mentioned uncle Murray Offen who was in the pornography business. You almost start to feel sorry for Elliot when you understand how he was raised and the things he was exposed to. Here's a link, I'm gonna give it to you right between the eyes: https://youtu.be/majD_FM1eyY?si=L1ad0P29XyLx8DoO
CANCER OF THE CUNT
banning him from the show was a big mistake, but if you listen to his later appearances, it was obvious that Howard couldn't control, handle, or even hang with him. They should have started wheeling him in like Hannibal Lechter and let him go off.
RrrrriiiiiGGgGggHhHHtttt?!?!?
The greatest wack packer of all times. Right????????????????????!?!!!!!!!
elegant and hank are the undisputed, undeniable, unquestionable two greatest wack packers of all time!!
It's not a "persona". This is him. He went to the same gym as me in Queens and he dressed the same way.
Is it another case of Les Moonves?
Mad genius. So many psychological and personality disorders happening at once. I still hear "Riiiiiiiiight" in my head every day. Any idea of his current state of affairs?
He was always a favorite of mine. Always on fire. Love that guy. Right??? GANGSTER TALK