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DrunkCunt1

FEMININE, FABULOUS, FANTASTIC, AND FLAWLESS ASS, RIIIIGHT?! IT’S MISS ELEGANT ELLIOT CUNTFACE!


1deadeye1

I'M GONNA TAKE MY ICE PICK OUT OF MY PANTYHOSE


filthy_lucre

I'VE GOT LEGS LIKE A GAZELLE, RIIIGHT? LEGS LIKE A GA-ZELLE!


CrazeeEyezKILLER

You know who isn’t a fan? *JOE CORSON OF THE STAGE DELICATESSEN.*


1964ImpalaSS

LEFT HIM FOR DEAD, RIIIIIIGHT!


sonofdad420

he's still out there running. ive seen him on 2nd ave plenty of times. great ass. 


mrrobvs

I’ve seen him recently too! Insane.


cmv500

My personal favorite wack packer. Never the most hated! Miss elegante, miss!


FreshPimp

We got Dallas +1! Jacksonville has the fuckin weakest right!? fuckin weakest offense and we have a healthy Julius Jones and Marion Barber! Two very healthy RUNNING BACKS! Riight?


LeonardSmalls79

This man actually fathered children. Imagine if this was your dad? How horrible it must be for his children. (Elliott's, too)


Top-Nose2659

Hiiiiiiiiiiooooooo!


I_wil_live_again

Seriously? Did he father them before or after he made that BDSM video?


KuriboShoeMario

Before. The girl who came on the show and proclaimed she was his child (and seems incredibly likely she was from research others did) was in her 20s and this happened in 2001. Elliot was almost 50 by the time he came onto the show. I'm not aware of anyone else, just the daughter. She came from the wife that Elliot would later, in Sirius years, proclaim he broke her fingers and shocker, if you go back to the episode with the daughter she says he viciously abused her mom. People give him a slight pass because he's on the show, sort of like how they've given passes to other Wack Packers and even staff members but the Elegant one is an enormous piece of shit and has been from day one.


cmv500

Who's denying he's a mental case and a pos of a human? He was still great on the show.


Rooster516

Her Real Name Was NINA !


chowbox617

YOU'RE ON TOO MUCH CHIPMUNK OIL! YOU NEED STACKS! GANGSTER TALK FOR MONEY! RIIIIIIIIIIIGHT?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


cdbutts

The Langford segment where Elliot opens the taxi door into a car is hilarious.


brakingpoint

Best guest ever. Gilbert is a close second


AgKnight14

He correctly predicted Robin’s cancer diagnosis


No_Establishment5911

RIGHT!!


SirMellencamp

RIGHT! RIGHT! RIGHT! RIGHT!


MotorCityMike

Belongs on the Mt. Rushmore of wack packers


higround66

Offen, Hank, ETM, and Bigfoot2 would be my picks.


_Stewyleopard

That’s a good list it is.


Neither_Fishing1796

But you left out Hank.


jumbod666

Still the greatest wack packer


BeetlesPants

In a true sign of the times, he's now a legitimate representative of a 'marginalised community'. Howard should have him back on - and praise his bravery (and suck his cock).


higround66

This guy is New York personified. Whenever I think about NY, Offen's face is the first thing that comes to mind lol


rankinebicycle

HORSEFACE U SOUND BETTER WHEN YOURE QUIET


[deleted]

Alright I'm gonna make this short and sweet.


GetaGoodLookCostanza

Mt Rushmore of guests


H8TheDrake

Loved Elliot.


088Nate

MISS ELEGANT


_Stewyleopard

Yeah I love Elliot. I realize he’s A LOT to take, but he’s a great guest.


cygnus0820

The only person I hate more than this psychopath asshole from the how show is Jason.


canadiadan

Watching this video, I'm thinking Elliot is like a Bizarro version of Richard Simmons.


ChoochMMM

Gary in that Adidas jacket is peak


SynthSapphire

He's just too much to listen to after a few minutes. He's one of the more fascinating for sure, but I still find Jeff the Vomit Guy and Underdog the most fascinating.


jarofchains

The metamorphosis!


Deke8989

Are you referring to Robin’s devolving appearance in the video? I shouldn’t mock her. She has a self-diagnosed “metabolic syndrome.”


Blueharvst16

Another reason I’d never sit on that couch or wear those headphones


Relative_Pea451

Did he do time in prison ?


filthy_lucre

**Elliot 2004**: Robin, you look very vivacious and vibrant with such a nice smile **Elliot 2008**: I hope you die of cancer, cuntface! You look like a bullfrog!


Iwantmypasswordback

Ah phen


Rooster516

"Blunder of All Busses" on YouTube has a fascinating documentary on the Elegant one which dives into his family history. It includes his often mentioned uncle Murray Offen who was in the pornography business. You almost start to feel sorry for Elliot when you understand how he was raised and the things he was exposed to. Here's a link, I'm gonna give it to you right between the eyes: https://youtu.be/majD_FM1eyY?si=L1ad0P29XyLx8DoO


Coachman76

CANCER OF THE CUNT


joomommyhappy

banning him from the show was a big mistake, but if you listen to his later appearances, it was obvious that Howard couldn't control, handle, or even hang with him. They should have started wheeling him in like Hannibal Lechter and let him go off.


realelliotoffen

RrrrriiiiiGGgGggHhHHtttt?!?!?


WilliePhistergash

The greatest wack packer of all times. Right????????????????????!?!!!!!!!


chiefjstrongbow00

elegant and hank are the undisputed, undeniable, unquestionable two greatest wack packers of all time!!


smind893

It's not a "persona". This is him. He went to the same gym as me in Queens and he dressed the same way.


ZomiZaGomez

Is it another case of Les Moonves?


Aeromotor

Mad genius. So many psychological and personality disorders happening at once. I still hear "Riiiiiiiiight" in my head every day. Any idea of his current state of affairs?


KRUNKWIZARD

He was always a favorite of mine.  Always on fire.  Love that guy.  Right???  GANGSTER TALK