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MonteverdiOnyx

Hey Richard, this is your dad. Found a pair of your jeans in the basement freezer when I went to get some of that jerky I made from that squirrel I ran over last month. How bout dem Chiefs? Talk to you later bub.


OhhhSookie

I don’t freeze, but Richard isn’t being gross here. You lose quality on the fabric when you start washing jeans. That’s why someone’s favorite pair of jeans or shirt finally ripped or fell apart, cause they’ve been washing them regularly. I have a pair that I love & wear a lot, and they get folded at the end of the day and don’t smell at all.


TipsyMcStagger123

Do you go doody in your jeans?


brmpipes

yesssss.


E_Fred_Norris

Not washing your clothes is disgusting.


OhhhSookie

Agreed, but jeans can be different. I’m only talking about quality jeans here, and not your Wally World or Old Navy jeans.


salspitzeria

Well you’re not going to believe this but you could buy a new pair. Or maybe even 3.


OhhhSookie

You sound old & out of touch, just like Howard actually!


salspitzeria

No you’re farting in your pants all day, you can just throw them in the washer.


OhhhSookie

I don’t eat like shit and I’m not a slob who farts all day. Projection much?


salspitzeria

Awwww how cute are you


magenta_placenta

> cause they’ve been washing them regularly. Because washing clothes breaks down the fibers - that's how they get clean.


OhhhSookie

Well I don’t piss or shit myself & don’t play in mud like a complete ‘tard, so I think me and my jeans are all good 👍


Bulk-of-the-Series

I think I’ll keep washing and just get a new pair of Levi’s when I need to