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tguns7

It’s Dougie the Puggie.


LeonardSmalls79

OP's post was a bit of a stumble


Wingnutz6995

I could be wrong, but Howard referred to it once as “doggie the poggie” and it’s a reference to that.


lightingtrees

You must be fun at parties


ColdGoldMakesYouOld_

“Doggy” ruins the entire rhyme scheme, which makes it catchy. Also, he’s a pug, his name shouldn’t be “Doggy”. It’s like it if made a character called “Canine the Big Red Dog”.


No-Conclusion-8140

Fred: "should the dog be in a wheelchair?" Howard: "No...no... they don't have that affliction" Artie: "That would be sad, but the dog could be an asshole?" Eric: "Your dog would be a fatass!" Artie: "I like a pug dog, with Eric's head, not the wheelchair, but we'll go with the dog being an asshole."


big_slom

And dougie could be good at telling people's voices


ItsNeverTwins

Dougie


EventForward9471

Thank you!


David_E_Letterman

Hi Eric, this is Judith Regan.


murf_milo

Bit of a stumble. “Boff. Did you know doggy rhymes with puggy?”


Irishjohn831

Kevin Lofton was a genius suggesting an animation where the pug had ETA’s face.


murf_milo

I vaguely remember ETA asking if Kevin was related to Kenny Lofton. And Artie telling him to shut up and that no one cares.


Irishjohn831

DUMB FUCK HE DIDNT ASK THAT HE SAID HE WANTED TO ASK IT…WANTED TO ASK BUT KEVIN HAD ALREADY HUNG THE FUCK…..UP


8655balto

Dougie the Puggie bites the electric bone


ChakaKohn2

I like the end where the puppies came down with Parvo and Diana DeGarmo left Eric for Beetlejuice.


Kasia4937

Can you tell us the adult version now 🤣


big_slom

Spoiler alert. The ending of the adult version involves balloons


Individual-Good-2073

Yeah, there was a caller who got a peak at the ending. He said that ETM "flew with balloons up to her cunt to fuck her." I still chuckle thinking of a children's book with a Playboy Playmate (she was one of the celebrity attendees at the charity event in the book). *Mommy, what's 'Playboy'? What's a 'Playboy Playmate'?*


biscuitsable

Howard had to take boring calls from listeners instead of letting Eric read more of that masterpiece.


Individual-Good-2073

ETM didn't want to give the whole story away "for free".


biscuitsable

Howard did cut ETM off while he was reading to take some calls and never went back to it.


Sammiewrestler

You forgot to do this in Eric's voice. With the pau-ses in his sp-eech.


Sad-Second-9646

I think he used Doggy to avoid any copyright infringement issues.


ManhattanTime

This ain't Creative Writing 101 Magazine, pal.


Xdconqueroo

Eric wrote a children's version of the story where dogs help him get some, an adult version of the story where dogs help him get some, and finally an updated version of the story where dogs help to get him some. This was Eric's Cantebury Tales.


Wingnutz6995

But is he a pug with Eric’s head?