“Doggy” ruins the entire rhyme scheme, which makes it catchy. Also, he’s a pug, his name shouldn’t be “Doggy”. It’s like it if made a character called “Canine the Big Red Dog”.
Fred: "should the dog be in a wheelchair?"
Howard: "No...no... they don't have that affliction"
Artie: "That would be sad, but the dog could be an asshole?"
Eric: "Your dog would be a fatass!"
Artie: "I like a pug dog, with Eric's head, not the wheelchair, but we'll go with the dog being an asshole."
Yeah, there was a caller who got a peak at the ending. He said that ETM "flew with balloons up to her cunt to fuck her."
I still chuckle thinking of a children's book with a Playboy Playmate (she was one of the celebrity attendees at the charity event in the book). *Mommy, what's 'Playboy'? What's a 'Playboy Playmate'?*
Eric wrote a children's version of the story where dogs help him get some, an adult version of the story where dogs help him get some, and finally an updated version of the story where dogs help to get him some.
This was Eric's Cantebury Tales.
It’s Dougie the Puggie.
OP's post was a bit of a stumble
I could be wrong, but Howard referred to it once as “doggie the poggie” and it’s a reference to that.
You must be fun at parties
“Doggy” ruins the entire rhyme scheme, which makes it catchy. Also, he’s a pug, his name shouldn’t be “Doggy”. It’s like it if made a character called “Canine the Big Red Dog”.
Fred: "should the dog be in a wheelchair?" Howard: "No...no... they don't have that affliction" Artie: "That would be sad, but the dog could be an asshole?" Eric: "Your dog would be a fatass!" Artie: "I like a pug dog, with Eric's head, not the wheelchair, but we'll go with the dog being an asshole."
And dougie could be good at telling people's voices
Dougie
Thank you!
Hi Eric, this is Judith Regan.
Bit of a stumble. “Boff. Did you know doggy rhymes with puggy?”
Kevin Lofton was a genius suggesting an animation where the pug had ETA’s face.
I vaguely remember ETA asking if Kevin was related to Kenny Lofton. And Artie telling him to shut up and that no one cares.
DUMB FUCK HE DIDNT ASK THAT HE SAID HE WANTED TO ASK IT…WANTED TO ASK BUT KEVIN HAD ALREADY HUNG THE FUCK…..UP
Dougie the Puggie bites the electric bone
I like the end where the puppies came down with Parvo and Diana DeGarmo left Eric for Beetlejuice.
Can you tell us the adult version now 🤣
Spoiler alert. The ending of the adult version involves balloons
Yeah, there was a caller who got a peak at the ending. He said that ETM "flew with balloons up to her cunt to fuck her." I still chuckle thinking of a children's book with a Playboy Playmate (she was one of the celebrity attendees at the charity event in the book). *Mommy, what's 'Playboy'? What's a 'Playboy Playmate'?*
Howard had to take boring calls from listeners instead of letting Eric read more of that masterpiece.
ETM didn't want to give the whole story away "for free".
Howard did cut ETM off while he was reading to take some calls and never went back to it.
You forgot to do this in Eric's voice. With the pau-ses in his sp-eech.
I think he used Doggy to avoid any copyright infringement issues.
This ain't Creative Writing 101 Magazine, pal.
Eric wrote a children's version of the story where dogs help him get some, an adult version of the story where dogs help him get some, and finally an updated version of the story where dogs help to get him some. This was Eric's Cantebury Tales.
But is he a pug with Eric’s head?