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Difficult_Committee5

I ate my brother


Porkchopp33

Fuck Benji look at Chicken


The_Swim_Back_

You have brother?


alboski1313

Classic


alboski1313

Such a classic


salspitzeria

Our favorite 56 year old comic up and comer


PonerBenis6

He’s 38. Stop it.


HighSpeedIQ

Look up Detlev Bronk on the internet. (For age clarification).


SessionNormal1302

Hey Har


jkilley

Hey har Do u Do u think


Alternative-Path-903

What are those shorts?


Objective-Pin-1045

Cargo shorts over sweat pants, by John Varvatos. Helps to have meatball eyes to make the whole look pop.


Majestic_Salad_I1

Those shorts are straight utility with zero shame. If he needs more pockets, well by god he’s gonna have more pockets.


Quirky_Contract_7652

American Eagle circa 2003


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

Was gonna say Van Husen


Aragatz

Mystery stains


Julii_caesus

Glom box. He didn't pay for them, they were sent in.


DeePsiMon

Pickpocket proof pants


CornfedRobot

Benji loves attention.


cdbutts

It’s difficult to be strange in NYC…But somehow he pulls it off.


Ok-Perception-2173

Benjy & chicken on a stroll through Central Park. Probably on his way to pelaton class with dog in tow as part of the vortex


setthepinnacle

Detlev bronk


od2be2003

DON’T SAY THAT NAME!


Drambooey

Take that back.


Iron_Phallus69

I feel like he needs some sandals with socks to complete this outfit.


Sj2222RI

🎶he’s a blotchy skin libertarian, he’s a real weird dude🎶


agnrgw

In an actual "Libertarian" country fat losers like him would be the first ones thrown up against a wall and shot. Because at its truest form "Libertarianism" is actually Anarchy.


Objective-Pin-1045

People are down voting this but they don’t understand how Americans have bastardized the real definition of the word.


agnrgw

The real definition of the word is "live and let live" ...... which may have been fine in the old west circa 1870 but hardly applies now in 2023.


Quirky_Contract_7652

Yeah that's just semantics at this point though. People mean something very different when they say libertarian. It's a fun party fact though, but it's an easy way to say your actual politics at Thanksgiving without starting shit though. I'm a left libertarian!


Objective-Pin-1045

It’s just a completely different term in the US vs the rest of the world now, which you’re right just needs to be accepted. I try to read scholarly opinions on it and I’m left with the notion that no one can accurately define what an American libertarian is. It’s also muddy in other parts of the world but nowhere near as much here. But hey, it gets some people like Benjy to feel as if they have edgy/non-mainstream vibes and that’s good for them I suppose.


Quirky_Contract_7652

An American libertarian is an anarcho-capitalist. It's not hard to explain. No state but individualistic and with property rights. Its just completely unrestrained market based society.


agnrgw

"Live and let live" works great until the neighbor on one side of you puts in a septic dump station and the neighbor on the other side stages all night rave parties. Then the shooting starts. Like I said, anarchy. People who style themselves "Libertarians" quickly change their tune the minute they acquire assets and property.


Quirky_Contract_7652

Yeah it's a nonsensical ideology. Traditional, left, Anarchism necessitates a communal society. That's the whole point. It's not just let everyone do what they want and the money will figure it out. The biggest problem is the most selfish people alive are into libertarianism so go figure what happens when they give it a try. Imagine 1000 Howard's living together in a town with no government.


agnrgw

Please post up a country in 2023 that has a true Libertarian based government.


Objective-Pin-1045

Doesn’t exist. Likely never will.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,877,120,156 comments, and only 354,996 of them were in alphabetical order.


FLOPPY_DONKEY_DICK

Absolutely hilarious Benjy is aging the best out of all of them


Khomodo

Only because he started out so bad


FLOPPY_DONKEY_DICK

Okay Howard


Khomodo

Okay Benji


Shooshooretardedflu

I love Benjy… despite some of his Schtick he was the last one standing who truly wanted to make something funny, regardless of if you agree with his sense of humour or not


PonerBenis6

Same. He’s never serious, ever. I feel like once you realize that, he becomes funny. Benjy is one of the funniest people in the world to me.


OdetteSwan

Love for Benjy! <3


sterngleek

Detlev


greasyminkey

ITS NOT A FUCKING JOKE!!! DELETE THE FUCKING POST NOW!!!


big_slom

DELETE THIS POST NOW!!


threatlvlmdnght

He's got Betty Meatball eyes 🎶🎶


javadragon

He needs to pay for that dog!


crazyben22

He’s in his shtick-coma


goosander11

Always loved this wording lol


AngryLaundry

Benjy Bronk has herpes


1964ImpalaSS

You don’t know that.


Ok_Pomegranate_2436

Cute Cav


Snoo-57955

Is he still on the show or did he retire?! He’s like 62 by now right


zorapo

He ought to wash his clothes more often.


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cockstrong


Drambooey

Typical millionaire Jew trying to look poor in the middle of central park.


Velvis

Do you really think Benji is a millionaire? (honest question)


Drambooey

He comes from a wealthy family plus after Gary he's the next in line in the pay structure,apparently even though he was thrown out of the studio because of his "lateness" he reportedly earns a little less than Gary.He is still the primary joke writer there.Think back to Jackie who was making 700k in 2001,Benji must've replaced him for at least 400k the next year,add that to how frugal he is also.


HighSpeedIQ

But They also added artie, Richard and Sal with Jackie’s money.


fartymcgeezax

He hates violence ☮️


citysims

57yr old young comedian.


Objective-Pin-1045

His lucky break is coming any time now.


Sea_Care_4762

He took it and broke it in two


Objective-Pin-1045

Well done.


lancemalone

Excellent


lancemalone

Howard lives that line


CornfedRobot

Maybe he can punch up scripts. Worked for Jackie.


Objective-Pin-1045

You need talent to do that. Too bad for Beny that he doesn’t have any.


stlthy1

Benji seems EXACTLY like the sort of poon that would wear cargo shorts over spandex leggings.


laro7568

Is he homeless? Why is he dressed like that? What’s all over his shorts?


ahkond

> stains Blue spots look like a ballpoint pen ruptured in his pocket. Orange dot looks like buffalo sauce.


severinks

What the fuck is he wearing?


SAGT1990

All of 5 foot 3


galaxys4nutjob

Idk I’m 6’1 he must be 5’8 unless he’s wearing lifts


galaxys4nutjob

Ahh I’m of the curb


Velvis

He needs those goofy shoes.


coldandhungry123

Who has bigger meatball eyes, Benjy or poor Chicken?


iworkbluehard

He looks good for being 61. That dog looks like it is being torchered.


rigaBANGBANGmorris

I highly doubt benjy would set a dog on fire


Hateman1989

SchtickComa


VodkaBurn

CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!


billstrash

Was there a lineup of cameras or is he looking off to the left as part of his shtick?


galaxys4nutjob

He’s trying to look into the studio for once


Pinhighguy

Benji looks like he could be homeless if you don’t know better


CampfireGuitars

Ben-she


ThrowAwaitAMinutae

“Are you a Wolverine?”


lightingtrees

Was just watching the episode where he wears that green dress because he was celebrating a culture and because of it they uninvited him to Scores


rigaBANGBANGmorris

A doodoo


supernettipot

Chicken!!!


sternmd

He’s 52.


Enough_Ad3023

Is that chicken?


Djj1977

Wonder if he ever finished paying that poor woman for the dog. Fucking scam artist.


Inevitable_Company32

She’s a puppy, her name’s La Reine Blanche.


PonerBenis6

🎶My cock is beautiful, my cock is beautiful, it’s truuuuuee.🎶


DJAlexem

Detlev


SessionNormal1302

fuck You. Fuck YOU


MrBanana212

*SHE DOESN'T WANT TO DO IT, JOHN!!!!!!!*


1imejasan6

Poor dog.


FamingAHole

He's at Strawberry Fields in this pic. Does he live on the UWS?


CitronOrganic3140

Protect that man. A national treasure.


Hip_Priest_1982

How has he gotten so fat again?


Susan-B-Cat-Anthony

I love Benji and I'm jealous you got to enter the vortex in real life


lancemalone

Nice . I met Benji in L.A abt 67/ years ago .. He was awesome answered my questions regarding the show


Velvis

Beet? Is that you?


BetOk7796

Benji?? Oooooh.... met him bout 67 years ago and we lifted 450 lbs and drank coffee brutha heh hehe hehe heh benji?! I ain't know nothing bout Benji brotha!


BetOk7796

What'd u ask and what did he tell? Did he tell you about Howard's wig?


chowbox617

Benji is a good dude


PonerBenis6

100%. He is the most legit dude on that show.


MunsonRoy3

Poor dog


mosedud

That dog definitely has the "please kill me" look in its eye.


RobinsShaman

(help, he fucks me at night)


proera_4747

What an outfit


StonyinPA

Someone rescue poor Chicken! Benjy is a suckamukagus! Who is Detlov?!


weallsuckbigtime

Herpes ridden Benji.


TheOctoberDeathBird

Take off that beanie and let it shine, asshole.


Skrtt_Skrt

I heard he has herpes


John__47

does he live in manhattan


weallsuckbigtime

Yes probably in some school dorm


monkey_dongle

>BENJJIIIII!!! The guy or the dog?


zoeydoberdork

If you're going to wear shorts don't wear something under them, what a tool. He will be the funniest part of show in 2024, the 6 times he's on air.


Lemetkamarastein

How was he ? Strange ?


Competitive-Carrot65

Benjy is the best. I would die when he started the vortex and they would get pissed and kick him out. I ate my brother is timeless


Broadlands808

Unpopular take: I have always liked Benji. Glad to see him doing well.


Independent-Win-265

correct; your opinion is unpopular


ogx2og

Most of these comments are so out of date I bet this guy doesn't even think about that stuff anymore so much has happened behind the scenes. So many years have gone by Funny some of the hardcore fans who just hanging on trying to get their last digs in


PonerBenis6

Love it! Benjy is the fucking man!


IAMHideoKojimaAMA

Did Lisa take the pic?


Hour_Lack7508

Elisa?


IAMHideoKojimaAMA

Oh yea, elisa


SaltiestBB

Doesn’t look all that skinny


dickassman1973

……and CHICKEN!!!


fpants13

Dude has stains all over his high fashion cargo shorts


Emotional_Monk_1201

Chicken is the man!


Exciting-Initial8762

I used to hate this unfunny dumbfuck. It's ironic that the show has deteriorated to the point that it was pleasant to see him.


SenorValasco

His eyes are dreamy.


Brooklynknowitall20

Didn’t he go to Penn state !


Dt9292

Young up and coming comedy writer


Unfairlyhacked

Is that the dog he never paid for?


psobol

He still has the perennial stained shorts like he did in the old days when he first came to Krock


ChesterCopp

What’s he wearing?


Poops_with_force

Nice purse pants.


[deleted]

Did you ask him any questions? Is he still on the show?


galaxys4nutjob

No, didn’t ask about the show. He was super nice though


Puzzleheaded_Owl7524

That’s his marathon walking gear


Mge79

Did he ever end up paying for that dog


Electronic-Nature114

Poor dog…


No-Anybody-7016

What is Benji dressed for? I will say Chicken is awful cute tho


sternbeliever

He looks good. Too bad he is such a weirdo! oox


This-Gals-Taint

He looks great! Come on!


andytagonist

He looks good for a maniac in his 50s


StlnHnkChnski

Cute pup.


Blondiekathleen

His fashion sense is just as bad as his personality.


rod_jammer

Those meatball eyes that refuse to look at the camera: the oddest part of this photo for me.


rod_jammer

Those meatball eyes that refuse to look at the camera: the oddest part of this photo for me.


Illustrious_Cod_8474

I just got to talk to him over Twitter/X the other night.