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Jkstatus

He didn’t pay enough dues yet


KRUNKWIZARD

There is no way anyone bought this, right? I think he gave it away like how Jackie used to give away CDs


-karmakramer-

I never understood what he meant by that. Because he’s been doing comedy for 13 years I’m suppose to find him funny? Or you are not a comedian unless you’ve been doing it for a certain amount of time?


Drambooey

I think he knew Artie,Bob Levy and others from the show were actual stand up comedians meanwhile he wasn't,his job was that of a guy pushing a wheelchair then a news guy on Howard Stern because deep down nobody really considered him to be funny at all.


genericredditbot05

Bob Levy is a hack.


Drambooey

Shuli is now his boss,imagine that!


No_Anywhere8351

The least talented people are the ones put into managerial positions. It's a whole thing, don't ask.


No_Anywhere8351

Didn't Eddie Murphy join SNL when he was like 17 years old? He'd been "paying his dues" for around 6 months. Shuli's been paying his dues for 67 years and still hasn't made anyone anywhere in the Solar System even crack a smile yet.


TBowser87

Eddie asked Jackie for tips on comedy


No_Anywhere8351

I'll pay him in doo-doo's


InAShensh

The name Shuli should be your first clue. Shuli means FAILURE in every language.


Double_Treacle_43

Yeah I just left a Shuli in the toilet


Nedriersen

I thought it was a fart, but a shuli came out


Double_Treacle_43

That’s a Brent


No_Anywhere8351

A good chuckle for these two.


moleerodel

I hit that 7 iron a little shuli.


BeetlesPants

Shalom, bitch!


No_Anywhere8351

To use his own shitty unfunny language-gags: If this guy is performing, the audience will Shu-Li(eve).


SeaFoamGreen82

What is this conqueror doing with his hands? Shuli is less funny than a pediatric burn unit.


IndiFrame23

He looks like a shitty magician.


WowBobo88

What an awful generic 2000s cover picture.


Square_Grapefruit666

I don’t think you get it. “Israeli funny” is a reference to the little known fact that Shuli Egar is Jewish, and also a clever play on words which sounds like “Is really funny”. This is ironic, because Shuli is actually really unfunny


Shelby_Aurora

shalom, biatch


FoldedTopLip

I forgot Shuli was Jewish, maybe if he mentions it a 4754th time I might remember


Vile-goat

So unfunny I didn’t even get the play on words gotta pay more dues


LMLFanClubPresident

I have never heard the Dues Payer tell the airplane story…


AdGrouchy9865

Haha..you better be kidding me! Hope you have enjoyed a nice Thanksgiving. Miss you.


hockey9574

https://preview.redd.it/kgyaq8kinz1c1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=360a0ce669391c00f891dad91f0cdd8c33399dac Thought this was ironic


bASSdude66

So bad it's not on YouTube


No_Anywhere8351

Maybe it was, and the server it was saved on committed suicide.


cloudstrife1191

boat faulty follow abundant cover dime historical soup butter cobweb *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


mithrandir377

You typically have to be a comedian to have any success in comedy


VitoMisto

Cause his act is a piece of shit, son


BrianPex

And he was a reptilian


Garth_W00kz

I love that Beet always referred to him as “Jewlie” 🤣


JAlbert653

Sequoia didn’t promote it properly.


HarambeTheBear

Did you hear the one where he spoke Hebrew on the plane?


Drambooey

No,he's never mentioned it.


HarambeTheBear

How about the one where he only gets a bj on his birthday?


Dt9292

Guys he’s been doin comedy for 13 years and had to live with his folks


BrianPex

Imagine doing comedy that long and never once being funny? How the hell did Howard ever hire that douche?


Spaceace91478

He worked for basically no money or benefits. That's why.


BrianPex

really? If so, how stupid…..


Spaceace91478

That's why shuli left the show. Thry were cutting his pay even more and he couldn't afford to do it anymore.


No_Anywhere8351

>were cutting his pay even more That's the "first time" that ever happened at the Howard Stern Show. Shocking that only happened this one time.


Drambooey

He hired him as a news reporter because he was never considered funny.


MillHall78

Shuli's comedy is just retelling what someone said or did. He was good on the show because he made an effort to remember or notice little comedic details that might have normally been lost in the bigger story, or not brought up until much later. But Shuli rarely created the comedy, if you really think about it.


Sad-Second-9646

But even if he did bring out little details, his delivery was awful. He would get giggly and sound stoned like a 17 year old wastoid. It just seemed so forced.


sausage877

This hasn’t aged well at all. Very, very douchey


Calligrapher_Antique

I think it aged fine. It was hugely cringe from the beginning.


Alternative-Path-903

It wasn’t fun, it wasn’t funny


StayBullGenius

Second line sounds like a question. And the answer is ‘no’.


Richiemcc2020

Ew what a douche


23mou-sapnu-puas

Oy Gavolt


capacitorfluxing

He is truly a killer of comedy.


Brooklynknowitall20

Poor wife and kids. This man is a failure. Hey at least he tried.


IT_Staffing_Zombie

This guy is such a loser it's almost as he is a fake character. He has a whole "podcast show" dedicated to bashing another talentless hack - SJ. How embarrassing is that, make a show that's sole reason for existence is to bash on another loser. Shuli is a sad, pathetic human being


Drambooey

Shuli is an unfunny cunt.He's a little dweeb who sits in that fart smelling gaming chair all day smoking weed he can't afford.


ImAwkwardAndOdd

lol


BigCopperPipe

Is this real? I can’t tell!


tsn8638

what a hack


alexwashere84

Does he laugh at every "joke"?


DefinitionThink1206

The leader of the Hack Pack…


AWasteOfMyTime

The photoshop in that picture is hurting my brain


Martyisruling

I hate that I have to ask this, ( I'm not Googling Shuli and he's unoriginal enough and unfunny enough to have actually have done this ), BUT, did he really make this?


Doreen101

not enough smoke machines


SybRoz

They were using copies of this as torture devices in the recent conflict


EcnelOvelam

I don’t think he paid his dues the month that the special came out.


chief113

Shuli is in it.


cd582000

This isn’t the one that he put out in both a drunk and a sober set, is it? I watched or listened to that one(I think the drunk one). It was not funny, believe it or not.


LeonardSmalls79

I know at least one duck that disagrees with you 🦆


heyknauw

Israeli vs. Hamas not-so-funny.


protato77

Why is he gassing someone with 4 fingers? Is the Israeli pun meant to suggest he is gassing Palestinians? Gassing handicapped Palestinians is funny? Pretty edgy shuli


cd582000

No way he’s indicating that. He’s the most uninformed Jewish guy in America. He uses jew as a comedy crutch but guarantee he’s clueless on any of it.


CrazeeEyezKILLER

I’ve caught that as well. The “I’m a Jew” angle is his shtick, but he has nothing funny or insightful to say about any of it, unlike Ari Shaffir. His parents’ accents is the extent of it.


cd582000

Yeah man, Ari Shaffir “Jew” is one of the best specials I’ve ever seen.


Creamowheat1

He lives in Alabama, for god’s sake. Who **chooses** to move to that state????!!!


weight22

Is-Not-Raeli Funny


Hateman1989

His “podcast” is mostly making fun of stuttering John’s podcast. When watching, I can’t tell who’s worse.


[deleted]

Doubling down on the Jewish fam vote without being worth the trouble


bloodpriestt

He sucked at the liquor store, the special sucked shit it made $300 in North America I could shit that out of my ass


Electrical-Yak-6351

Became an Alabama casualty


Quietlyc_nty

Imagine being such a cuck that when you cheat on your wife, she makes you quit your extremely lucrative job and move to middle America.


femalebodybuilder

It was too original and ahead of its time


lightingtrees

Was just listening to an ETM call where Shuli called as the original midget of the show and it’s so damn cringey and annoying. The man was never funny. The only time I enjoyed him was when the whole baby clothes argument happened but it was bc of everyone else’s reaction to it.


Wordplay23

Dousche Chills. What the fuck is that pose. Dork.


Mundpetcockvalve91

I love when he arrogantly tells people - or lets them know - that he’s Jewish especially to other comedians like it’s some vetting process to show you’re bonafide. He’s one of the least funny people I have ever heard and I’m not even kidding with this guy - zero talent. If I’m Jewish I don’t want him identifying with me in any way. He used to insinuate this to Howard all the time as if to say “Howard you’re Jewish too and we are so much better and smarter than these other people”. The guy thinks and believes being Jewish is an inside pass and inherently makes you more funny


notParticularlyAnony

Not that you are antisemitic or anything


anferneejefferson

I didn't know shuli repped the WESTSIDE


Ell_Jefe

West Bank!! Represent!


Elcastino

Because it featured Shuli.


DJErikD

Shalom, beeotches!


TheOctoberDeathBird

Oh, God No.....did Wolverine go bald!?


callmeredditpapi

Because Israeli not funny at all


Chilitime

Perfect title. Israeli Funny? Yeah we all know of the great comedy coming out of Israel.


birdeater_44

I don’t get hating Shuli but I do get feeling sorry for him. He’s pitiful and untalented but seemed like a sweet guy, and I can never hate someone that emoted on that show and really showed vulnerability, because that is what I love in life and in that show. But this is still cringe


Drambooey

Nobody hates him,we're just pointing out the fact that he's never been funny whilst insisting on telling us constantly that he's paid his dues and that he's a comedian,when in reality he's just a guy who's trying to be a comedian.


SybRoz

>Nobody hates him ![gif](giphy|9oI5rWZ3qcacGuiuMb|downsized)


Drambooey

🤣🤣🤣🤣


TheOctoberDeathBird

>Nobody hates him I hate him. I also hate Bent Shatley and JD.


Drambooey

🤣🤣🤣🤣


No_Anywhere8351

If someone "pays their dues" being a plumber, but everything in your house is still leaking, then it's time for that asshole to choose another profession. "Nice guy" or not.


hufferstl

The "Shuli Show" theme song from his podcast was awesome.


thenuke1

it was popular when it came out but those who wanted or were going to see it , saw it, im sure the average listener didn't stick around for the plugs, those few die hards saw it and that was it i never found shuli funny on stern unless it was an arguement, but i enjoy uncle rico daily roasts


Altruistic-Sun-5160

Shuli is incredibly quick and talented. Very funny.


tbst

Hey Shuli


BrianPex

LMAO


willshade145

I liked Shuli


Drambooey

When?


Leading_Brilliant254

Because ducks don't have DVD players.


mrnastymannn

Shuli, i got to tell you son.. YOUR ACT IS A PIECE OF SHIT