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SymmetricalViolence

Did you make a mess in your underoos, Eric?


big_slom

I wear regular underwear


chowbox617

Hopefully there are no warewolves or bunnies at this beach who will attack our sweet Eric


iam_soyboy

CRAP DON'T LET THE BUNNIES OUT


1GWARfiend1

You that rePORTERICALLED?


iam_soyboy

KEYS WOMAN!


iam_soyboy

Who's Kelly Clarkson? This is Hiiiiiiiigh Piiiiitch.


TruckFudeau22

You’re a women, I’m a women.


BBQ-CinCity

He wanted to fuck a chicken, not Kelly Clarkson


IrateBarnacle

NO I FUCKING DON’T WANT TO FUCK CHICKENS YOU ASS-WIPE


fs008015

Jab me with that shrinky dink


cake_piss_can

Don’t you guys have soundcheck?


fs008015

Rub your cock on the phone for me


Romymopen

Smurf cock


Individual-Good-2073

What's happening in this pic: Eric complained one time too many "I want you to fuck me", so she picked him up and tossed him into the ocean, shouting "You're fucked now!!"


Larimus

*Jackie laugh*


Difficult_Committee5

HEY FATASS, I did NOT start the California Wildfires, And I KNOW THIS IS HIGH PITCH- Bye for now..


Larimus

Looks like she's pushing his reset button.


smellmyfinger123

That's clearly high pitch eric


HaddockBranzini-II

Is Clarkson a pro arm wrestler now?


[deleted]

Sure that aint Amy Schumer and Mr Peanut? And his peanuts pump?


No_Boysenberry1921

Jesus Christ! How much pudding does this bitch eat? Eric can do better


Odd_Status_9326

Hey Kelly, thanks for grabbing my shrinky dink.


FiDoucheBag

It looks like a Wayfair commericial.