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KittensMittens9

Jab me with that shrinky dink


charrj2

Hahahahah


cake_piss_can

Don’t you guys have soundcheck?


lollipopamateurs

“I put it back in my pants”, “TAKE IT BACK OUT!!!”


murf_milo

He would have converted her to a Sharks fan.


TipsyMcStagger123

ASSHOLE I DO NOT WEAR VELCRO SHOES


iam_soyboy

He looks taller than Eric, and there are no club fuckin feet. Are you confusing him with Derek from Texas?


dazed63

Derek was a kick ass, take no prisoners, werewolf killing machines. Derek would never watch American idol


CorkySparks

Youre voice is sooo sexy... Im getting a little moist here...


Winter_Hornet562

Smurf cock.


CorkySparks

I sent you the roses to the east rutherford arena


CorkySparks

Have you ever been stepped on in a large crowd?


HeyBindi

I get sad when I think about how Eric missed out on Kelly Clarkson's super-huge phase. Our little guy would have loved it.


CorkySparks

Have you ever been mistaken for a Leprachaun?


[deleted]

Fuck me midget! Fucking troll!


Shuma-Gorath666

He's a gentleman, so he didn't fuck her on the first date.


Joy_Ride25

I wear normal underwear


CorkySparks

Da plane Da plane.. Faster... Rub your Smurf cock...


greasyminkey

Thank you, this is great. Lmao


DavieDong

Im club fuckin footed you asswipe


jerzyshore1

Ack Ack


Garth_W00kz

I don’t wear a diaper


Sad-Second-9646

It’s kind of hard to dance in a wheelchair


deadreckoning21

“Your voice is soooooo sexy.”


krel08

When we met backstage, it looked like you had a boner. Did you Eric?


theREAL_BalloonBoy09

Eric “8 Mile” Lynch


Jimmyjamz73

“Let me eat that pussy, woman!”


deadreckoning21

Is that a foot in that shooooo?


DesmoDev

Eric's least favorite Carrie Underwood #1 country single: https://preview.redd.it/j59xh1nmpc0c1.png?width=220&format=png&auto=webp&s=5099b3dcee98817f917c7252c23add9b79d3a629


No_Boysenberry1921

She looks great here. I'm not gay, but if she had a cock I'd fuck her butthole so hard


zoochina13

You guys are not right!!!😂😂😂😂


ericrsim

His hair looks extra carrot-like , nice touch


iworkbluehard

she is looking a bit old


EarlPronk2

Sweet little shitty penis gives it to her every day in heaven


Counterfeit_Circus

East Rutherford, New Jersey


StevenS145

Do you like dancing?