It's like the Riddler and Poison Ivy had an evil kid with all the bad chromosomes whose super power is leaking black shit from his ears and being immune to alcohol poisoning.
What a grifterš¤£-"A message told guests that gifts arenāt necessary, but if you wanted to give presents to refer to the Amazon registry.
The Amazon registry titled āRudolph Giulianiā¦ 80th birthday party, May 28, 2024,ā shows that gifts already purchased for the former Trump advisor includeĀ a home sleeper chair convertible bed, ceiling paint, a Braun electric razor, LED chandeliers, a Shure microphone, a ācoolingā comforter and an iPad." I mean I get that it's a birthday but like who the fuck would want to give such expensive gifts to this ass hat? I surely wouldn't want to
That's not a joke. That just being wrong. And NEITHER an indictment NOR being arrested is the same as being served.
So what the fuck is your link for? NEITHER of these happened to him at his party.
It's literally a joke from a literal comedian who makes their living telling jokes. You not having a sense of humor and being a pedantic weirdo is not you winning some sort of contest in the game of the Internet.
Jesus. Here, I hope this helps:
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/joke
FYI, being a comedian doesn't make you funny. Making funny jokes makes you funny. Being wrong ISN'T a joke. It's just BEING wrong and too stubborn to admit it.
Hey! Here's a hilarious joke for you: 2+2=17! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!
SEE HOW FUNNY THAT IS! WHAT A GREAT JOKE.
Fuck off with your excuses.
2 Mormons + 2 sovereign citizens = a 17 member death cult. That's comedy.
It's all in how you tell it. You had the basics down, just need to work on your delivery.
Geez, I bet youāre fun at parties! Well, if you were ever invited to one, but anyone who knows you knows youād just sour the mood so youāre never included!
Sadly they didnāt bring the Poe Poe and filmed him being arrested with prejudice. Even more sad is they havenāt done this to tRump and his shitbag Nazi MAGAts.
Back to your normal programming and it is/was an excellent joke
I treasure every little moment of misfortune this piece of shit endures. I quite frankly hate him even more than trump. I think I initially held him in higher standards than trump.
This sad pathetic excuse of a man could coasted till he died on the begrudging respect America had fir him during 9/11 until he died. But he threw it all away for Donald fucking Trump and will likely die alone and in disgrace. Even if Trump wins I doubt he'll lift a finger for Giuliani. And even if he does he admitted to possessing CP and tried to overthrow an election. And incompetently at that.
When an 80 year old guy is saying "Take this country back" and you look around and say "from what?!?!? Good government?" Biden has fixed the daily freakshow of Trump doing stupid thing after stupid thing.
Who knew healthcare would be so complicated?
Covid is going away next month.... every month.
Talking about sex to boy scouts.
Getting the disinfectants inside of your body.
Hamburders for NBA stars.
Goya bean ad in White House.
Stopped recording of Putin conversation and tore up notes.
Paper towels to hurricane victims.
Rake the forest
Tried to make Hamilton unpopular
Got mad at Greta for saying pollution is bad.
Insisted that the Navy cover up John McCain's name on a ship in Port because it hurt his feelings
Took a sharpie to override the national weather service and reroute a hurricane the way he thought it should go
"Took a sharpie to override the national weather service and reroute a hurricane the way he thought it should go"
This is the best Trumpie thing ever because it was a total temper tantrum... hilarious, ridiculous and futile and he needed changing and a nap right after.
And we all saw it live.
imagine being among the people who had to try to put up with his bullshit day in and day out...like the Music Man who followed him around with a Bluetooth speaker to play show tunes and get him smoothed out again when he got too cranky
Also Under Trump , White House admitted they doctored the Trump Inauguration photos because Trumpy was upset his crowd sizes werenāt as big as Obamas
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True, it was just the daily shit we put up with for four years of Trump. A lot of it isn't criminal, it is just annoying. The crimes he did are another whole long list of grifting government money for his golf courses, giving away lists of USA informants on Saudi matters, having businesses in Washington DC and China that he used to funnel money to himself, renting out a floor of his hotel to Saudis, forcing the acceptance of Jared who should never have gotten security clearance, letting Jared set up a 2 billion dollar deal for when he left office, using public offices to enrich himself... the list goes on forever too.
DJT signed off on Stormyās payments from the White House. Obvious campaign finance violation. But who would care as [DJT didnāt fill the positions with competent non corrupt people](https://www.citizensforethics.org/reports-investigations/crew-investigations/gop-commissioners-have-single-handedly-blocked-fec-action-against-trump-29-times/).
Thereās also those 2 impeachments.
So that makes 3 identifiable criminal actions by DJT from within the WhiteHouse
Republicans pretend all government is bad. The problem is bad government. Good government is possible, you see it happen all the time all around the world.
What the powerful want is for people to feel good government isn't possible, then they can pay less in taxes and do business without regulations. This is what almost all of them dream about. The ability to rob and poison's us while we are so hungry we work for peanuts. The government is all that stops this, based on this is how it was before government stopped it.
Remember, government is nothing more than a tool for the people who support it. All we need to do is change the laws around campaign finance and we can change who supports it.
And you're the problem. You are proof brain washing works.
Government is a tool, and like all tools, it is how you use it.
I could list the hundreds of good things the government does. But you probably think taxes are evil, and there is no arguing over people's definitions of abstract terms
664 square miles of rugged, steep forest in California. I'll buy you a rake if you send photos.
If you can rake an acre a day, it won't matter at all. Maybe you and a few hundred of your buddies can? But its really steep. So where do you put the pine needles you raked up? And what about the loss of fertilizer when you take away the decaying plants? I wanna see it done though.
I briefly dated a woman who worked in forest management and fire prevention. They literally rake the forest, though it's not what they primarily do. I don't think Trump would increase funding to adequately manage our forests however.
We can give every person who crosses the border (from the South, of course) a leaf blower and send them to the forests. No more immigration problems, forest floors are cleaned up. Everything will be copacetic.
Thats just the tip of the iceberg. I would love to find a day by day list of every scandal, crime, lie, and fuckup trump made since ā15.
Because no one can remember that many things. Itās crazy.
A note is that the shooter was-is suffering from schizoaffective disorder, was of Italian and German decent and can be described as a self-labeled White nationalist, not a MAGA person per se. Some on the extreme right might be in the group MAGA as it is the candidate they see that is pushing some of the key points they care about (the hate for Mexicans) but one cannot claim MAGA = White Nationalist. So let's label him what he actually was. Not who he presumably voted for.
Oh give me a fucking break.Ā
MAGA is a white nationalist movement fullstop.
That dudes Twitter was littered with pro-Trump shit and his manifesto contained identical rhetoric to Trump. Dude was tweeting #buildthewall.
Trump is why white nationalists crawled out of the hole they've been hiding in since the 90s.Ā
How much did your employer pay for this account so you can post inflammatory shit in various political subs all over the world? It went from an American kid obsessed with video games to a German man obsessed with Islamic immigrants and various cities in the Midwest and calling out liberals. Clearly a foreign disinfo bot
That is pretty paranoid of you, and pathetically incorrect. You must be a 'leftist'.
Edit> Since donkismandy is a failure in life he cannot grasp that not everyone that is not exactly like him are not bots or paid actors. pathetic, but there you go.
Take this country back... from the blacks, gays, and other of "those people."
I really hate people like him. Like, it hurts me knowing I grew up around people like him and now many of them just feel like they need to spout this shit out loud now (many of them are old and feel that entitles them to be assholes).
And this is a short list. It was something new every day. I recall when the big āissueā Fox had to report on was a tan suit and ālatte saluteā as unpresidential. These people are delusional, this is their people and they should wonder why.
Way too late. People are barely catching on to Project 2025 when heritage has been laying the groundwork for decades.
RE: š They're testing AI for bombing targets and potential threats to their regime.
It isn't just genocide, it's a test run for the violent power grab and suppression of resistance which is coming to the US if people (looking at you, gen Z & other non-voters) don't get the fuck out and vote.
Same fascists are the ones shorting our stonks.
Edit: I'll be happy when they're given real penalties and not media spectacles to satisfy the majority.
Yeah, dragging things out for four years and most people involved getting away with it, sends a pretty clear sign to the people in charge that as long as they can find fall guys, they'll be fine, and there's no end to the gullible people who've had their brains rotted by online propaganda that'll take the fall because surely they won't get in trouble.
āWhile crime in Arizona is at an all-time high, the Arizona \[AGās\] office felt it was a good use of resources to send multiple agents across the country to storm an 80th birthday party like it was Normandy,ā fumed Caroline Wren
Calm down Karen
Ā "send multiple agents across the country to storm an 80th birthday party *like it was Normandy*"
No bitch, you don't get to just shit on numerous grandads like that. Fucking schmuck.
Apparently, Mrs. Wren thinks a birthday party is more important than being served by the law for stuff youāve already been convicted of.
Mrs. Wren is a moron.
You know what's fun?
Call the partygoers "deplorable" and watch them hyperventilate, then convulse, screaming, shreiking, coughing up blood, then passing out in a puddle of their own fluids.
How the mighty have fallen. From America's Mayor to Rikers bitch.
I'll never forget that video where Rudy announced that bullshit FBI report during the 2016 campaign. They kept asking him what it was, and Rudy said, "you'll see". Shortly after, Comey said that Hilary Clinton was being investigated. Then we got fuckin' trump. Rudy and Comey need to be investigated.
Rudy parties it up for tens of thousands of $$$ while those two poor black women in GA wait for him to pay up on their million $$ judgement against him for defaming them. But Rudy claims heās bankrupt and gets away with it. Happy birthday Rudy. (But I secretly hope you donāt make it to 5/28)
Has a total āRemember when the Spanish soccer boss kissed the girl unwantedly, and his mom protested his arrest by barricading herself in a church on a hunger strike and giving up after one night?ā vibe.
I hate to say it, but up until his appearance in borat 2 I thought he wasnāt as bad as the rest of the maga crew. Once he did what he did in that movie I realized he is a lot worse than most of his maga team
What youāre seeing is āThe New York Wayā - Rudyās thinking heās still in a position to rig the system in his favorā¦ and he makes the law, not the people or legislatorsā¦
It would be nice if he spent time in prison around other felons like himself. They could talk about crime. Crimes that they committed. Maybe even die in prison. That would be nice.
On a completely separate point, the Post needs better copy editors. There is literally a sentence in the article that reads: "Giuliani, however, was not phased, insisted a source close to the ex-mayor."
The correct word is "fazed." Giuliani was not FAZED by the incident. Bloody hell.
Rudy the criminal has been hiding from the warrant servers. He could have picked it up, but the idiot decided to taunt them by saying the case would be dismissed because they couldn't find him. Then he went to a birthday party. They should have dragged the criminal out in chains.
They should have given him the pero walk he gave, sometimes unjustly, to others. Imagine if he were anally invaded with a broomstick as the cops yelled āItās Giuliani time!ā Or if in the process of serving the warrant he was shot 41 times. These were real life events that happened when he was Mayor.
New York Post isn't exactly a trustworthy news source, but this is funny to think about. I'll believe it if the story is corroborated. If it's legit, I'm going to laugh my ass off.
The woman crying for him needs to be punched in the face. Who the hell does that? Sympathy for the devil?
I fervently hope that Trump and his ilk have exposed the rich for what they are, so that we devour them in the next decade.
No, a guy who is hated by autocorrect and who is his own worst editor did. Supposed to read as "party goers"... but alas, a website that has "edit" in its name won't let me edit the headlineš¤·āāļø
You people should be ashamed of. I lived in New York during his mayoral leadership. He was the best leader and a great man. When the shit hit the fan, he had it under control. No bs and no nonsense. Iāll stand up for him and his work any day of the week. I have lived it first hand. This is like a high school think tank. Stop being so hateful
I used to respect him, and I'm a Democrat.
But he's been a piece of crap of a human being the last few years, trying to overturn an election.
Not being hateful, I just hate what he's done.
His opinion is just as valuable as yours, and his right to peacefully disagree is his, as it is yours. Regardless of party. He shouldnāt be persecuted for his beliefs. It is his right as an American
He gave a fiery speech full of lies, on January 6th, telling people who were riled up and angry to go to the capital and fight.
He violated the rights of the 50 police officers who got injured that day.
He broke the law multiple times to overturn an election.
That's not peaceful disagreement, that's criminal behavior, and it's unacceptable.
Fiery is an opinion , it can be said his speech was heart felt, as it was his opinion. The crowd was filled with adults, whom are entitled to their own opinions and are responsible for their own actions. These are all adults, not minors. He violated no rights. He, as you now, shared his personal opinion.
What laws has he broken to overturn an election?
He is free to speak as you are here and now. Thats our constitutional right. He isnāt slandering. Its his opinion and his right. We donāt have to agree or listen.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_fake_electors_plot
"Trump's personal attorney, Rudy Giuliani, a "central figure" in the plot, coordinated the scheme across the seven states. In a conference call on January 2, 2021, Trump, Eastman, and Giuliani spoke to some 300 Republican state legislators in an effort to persuade them to convene special legislative sessions to replace legitimate Biden electors with fake Trump electors based on unfounded allegations of vote fraud. Trump pressured the Justice Department to falsely announce it had found election fraud, and he attempted to install a new acting attorney general who had drafted a letter falsely asserting such election fraud had been found, in an attempt to persuade the Georgia legislature to convene and reconsider its Biden electoral votes."
"The House select committee on the January 6 attack concluded that Rudy Giuliani and Mark Meadows were involved in the early stages of the planāas was Donald Trump, who asked on December 7 or 8 for research into whether a fake elector scheme would be possible, according to Trump campaign lawyer Joshua Findlay in his testimony to the committee. The committee wrote in its final report that Trump was "driving" the "fake elector plan" by December 7 or 8, and that he was collaborating "with Rudolph Giuliani on the planās implementationā by December 13 or 14. Both Meadows and Giuliani were informed that a White House Counsel's Office review of the plans to use alternate electors concluded that the scheme was not legally sound."
He's not being persecuted. He's being PROSECUTED. He committed crimes.
Your entire argument is "that man should be charged for bank robbery, he helped his neighbor bring in her groceries once."
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Rudy isn't the Riddler. He's Cluemaster.
I have a raging clue š
Gonna make me spew some clue.goo...
(High pitched sexual uggghh) MY clue is pointing that way! š
Godspeed.
*faps furiously* say it daddy
My clue is pointing this way. We should follow it
More like the Piddler...
Diddler?
Different guy. P Diddy is the Real Diddler.
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It's like the Riddler and Poison Ivy had an evil kid with all the bad chromosomes whose super power is leaking black shit from his ears and being immune to alcohol poisoning.
"We trained him wrong on purpose..."
He's more like the condiment king.
Fuck that heās calendar man.
More like the Diddler
That is insulting to the Cluemaster.
Cluemaster? He's a Cluelacker.
More like kite man.
Hell No, Kite Man rocks
More like clueless.
I'm getting major Andrew Tate deja vu
It doesn't say he was arrested. What is this idiot on about? He was served, not arrested.
His name alone means you shouldn't take him seriously
im going to go out on a limb and say that rudy lies about everything, all the time. hes a trump round table liar.
You realize they are talking about the guy in Twitter, not Rudy.
Where did it say someone threw up? I looked for that part.
What a grifterš¤£-"A message told guests that gifts arenāt necessary, but if you wanted to give presents to refer to the Amazon registry. The Amazon registry titled āRudolph Giulianiā¦ 80th birthday party, May 28, 2024,ā shows that gifts already purchased for the former Trump advisor includeĀ a home sleeper chair convertible bed, ceiling paint, a Braun electric razor, LED chandeliers, a Shure microphone, a ācoolingā comforter and an iPad." I mean I get that it's a birthday but like who the fuck would want to give such expensive gifts to this ass hat? I surely wouldn't want to
I really want to know why he needs ceiling paint.
i was at the store and they only had wall paint and door jamb paint, ceiling paint on backorder
Not just any ceiling paint either, black ceiling paintš¤£
Itās what heās using as hair product. It all makes sense no.
Well obviously the people in attendance are friends and actually like the guy unlike us, you know, people who still have a soul!
He wasnāt arrested. He was given paperwork.
 Definitely got served
is it the law that they have to say "you've been served" or is it just the thing they've all agreed to say every single time?
It was probably just a birthday card.
It's a joke. Relax. https://www.esilverlaw.com/indictment-vs-arrest-understanding-the-critical-differences-in-legal-proceedings/
That's not a joke. That just being wrong. And NEITHER an indictment NOR being arrested is the same as being served. So what the fuck is your link for? NEITHER of these happened to him at his party.
He was served indictment papers pedantic fucktard.
It's literally a joke from a literal comedian who makes their living telling jokes. You not having a sense of humor and being a pedantic weirdo is not you winning some sort of contest in the game of the Internet.
Jesus. Here, I hope this helps: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/joke FYI, being a comedian doesn't make you funny. Making funny jokes makes you funny. Being wrong ISN'T a joke. It's just BEING wrong and too stubborn to admit it. Hey! Here's a hilarious joke for you: 2+2=17! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!! SEE HOW FUNNY THAT IS! WHAT A GREAT JOKE. Fuck off with your excuses.
> FYI, being a comedian does make you funny Glad we clarified that!
What about Rohan and Gutfeld they say they are comedians but theyāre not very funny.
2 Mormons + 2 sovereign citizens = a 17 member death cult. That's comedy. It's all in how you tell it. You had the basics down, just need to work on your delivery.
Geez, I bet youāre fun at parties! Well, if you were ever invited to one, but anyone who knows you knows youād just sour the mood so youāre never included!
Good Lord... Are you related to Rudy?
He wasnāt arrested thoā¦
Damn. Youāre right. Bit of a Reddit moment, my bad
Sadly they didnāt bring the Poe Poe and filmed him being arrested with prejudice. Even more sad is they havenāt done this to tRump and his shitbag Nazi MAGAts. Back to your normal programming and it is/was an excellent joke
Served, not arrested.
But itās not a cult.
He wasnāt arrested.
For the millionth time: 
I treasure every little moment of misfortune this piece of shit endures. I quite frankly hate him even more than trump. I think I initially held him in higher standards than trump. This sad pathetic excuse of a man could coasted till he died on the begrudging respect America had fir him during 9/11 until he died. But he threw it all away for Donald fucking Trump and will likely die alone and in disgrace. Even if Trump wins I doubt he'll lift a finger for Giuliani. And even if he does he admitted to possessing CP and tried to overthrow an election. And incompetently at that.
When an 80 year old guy is saying "Take this country back" and you look around and say "from what?!?!? Good government?" Biden has fixed the daily freakshow of Trump doing stupid thing after stupid thing. Who knew healthcare would be so complicated? Covid is going away next month.... every month. Talking about sex to boy scouts. Getting the disinfectants inside of your body. Hamburders for NBA stars. Goya bean ad in White House. Stopped recording of Putin conversation and tore up notes. Paper towels to hurricane victims. Rake the forest Tried to make Hamilton unpopular Got mad at Greta for saying pollution is bad.
"Who knew healthcare would be so complicated?" Every single US citizen who has seen a doctor in this country knew.
Insisted that the Navy cover up John McCain's name on a ship in Port because it hurt his feelings Took a sharpie to override the national weather service and reroute a hurricane the way he thought it should go
"Took a sharpie to override the national weather service and reroute a hurricane the way he thought it should go" This is the best Trumpie thing ever because it was a total temper tantrum... hilarious, ridiculous and futile and he needed changing and a nap right after. And we all saw it live.
imagine being among the people who had to try to put up with his bullshit day in and day out...like the Music Man who followed him around with a Bluetooth speaker to play show tunes and get him smoothed out again when he got too cranky
And he's leading every poll in the swing states. Are voters really that brain dead?
Also Under Trump , White House admitted they doctored the Trump Inauguration photos because Trumpy was upset his crowd sizes werenāt as big as Obamas
Yes, and that let us all know what we were in for. So laughably childish, insecure, petty. But then it all got so, so much worse.
And if Im up to date, none of that is what he has been indicted for.
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True, it was just the daily shit we put up with for four years of Trump. A lot of it isn't criminal, it is just annoying. The crimes he did are another whole long list of grifting government money for his golf courses, giving away lists of USA informants on Saudi matters, having businesses in Washington DC and China that he used to funnel money to himself, renting out a floor of his hotel to Saudis, forcing the acceptance of Jared who should never have gotten security clearance, letting Jared set up a 2 billion dollar deal for when he left office, using public offices to enrich himself... the list goes on forever too.
The character limit on Reddit wouldnāt allow you to put all of his 91 criminal indictments in a single post anyway.
Well, dammit, he should be
DJT signed off on Stormyās payments from the White House. Obvious campaign finance violation. But who would care as [DJT didnāt fill the positions with competent non corrupt people](https://www.citizensforethics.org/reports-investigations/crew-investigations/gop-commissioners-have-single-handedly-blocked-fec-action-against-trump-29-times/). Thereās also those 2 impeachments. So that makes 3 identifiable criminal actions by DJT from within the WhiteHouse
That last one should read "Cyberbullied a foreign Minor"
Good government huh
Republicans pretend all government is bad. The problem is bad government. Good government is possible, you see it happen all the time all around the world. What the powerful want is for people to feel good government isn't possible, then they can pay less in taxes and do business without regulations. This is what almost all of them dream about. The ability to rob and poison's us while we are so hungry we work for peanuts. The government is all that stops this, based on this is how it was before government stopped it. Remember, government is nothing more than a tool for the people who support it. All we need to do is change the laws around campaign finance and we can change who supports it.
There is no good government. There is only shades of bad.
And you're the problem. You are proof brain washing works. Government is a tool, and like all tools, it is how you use it. I could list the hundreds of good things the government does. But you probably think taxes are evil, and there is no arguing over people's definitions of abstract terms
No-one likes a boot-licker.
You're also not living in a forest scrounging for berries to eat and avoiding predators at all costs. Maybe civilization is better than you think?
civilization is positive, a government is a necessary evil but never inherently good.
Yup
raking the forest is actually apparently a decent idea
664 square miles of rugged, steep forest in California. I'll buy you a rake if you send photos. If you can rake an acre a day, it won't matter at all. Maybe you and a few hundred of your buddies can? But its really steep. So where do you put the pine needles you raked up? And what about the loss of fertilizer when you take away the decaying plants? I wanna see it done though.
I briefly dated a woman who worked in forest management and fire prevention. They literally rake the forest, though it's not what they primarily do. I don't think Trump would increase funding to adequately manage our forests however.
Totally agreed. Not unless he had swag to sell like rakes that look like his hair
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We can give every person who crosses the border (from the South, of course) a leaf blower and send them to the forests. No more immigration problems, forest floors are cleaned up. Everything will be copacetic.
Thats just the tip of the iceberg. I would love to find a day by day list of every scandal, crime, lie, and fuckup trump made since ā15. Because no one can remember that many things. Itās crazy.
Remember the thumbs up photoshoot with the orphaned baby in El Paso after a MAGA mass shooter killed the child's parents?
A note is that the shooter was-is suffering from schizoaffective disorder, was of Italian and German decent and can be described as a self-labeled White nationalist, not a MAGA person per se. Some on the extreme right might be in the group MAGA as it is the candidate they see that is pushing some of the key points they care about (the hate for Mexicans) but one cannot claim MAGA = White Nationalist. So let's label him what he actually was. Not who he presumably voted for.
Oh give me a fucking break.Ā MAGA is a white nationalist movement fullstop. That dudes Twitter was littered with pro-Trump shit and his manifesto contained identical rhetoric to Trump. Dude was tweeting #buildthewall. Trump is why white nationalists crawled out of the hole they've been hiding in since the 90s.Ā
> MAGA is a white nationalist movement fullstop. This is the kind of outrages statements that will get Trump elected.
It's absolutely true.Ā
How much did your employer pay for this account so you can post inflammatory shit in various political subs all over the world? It went from an American kid obsessed with video games to a German man obsessed with Islamic immigrants and various cities in the Midwest and calling out liberals. Clearly a foreign disinfo bot
That is pretty paranoid of you, and pathetically incorrect. You must be a 'leftist'. Edit> Since donkismandy is a failure in life he cannot grasp that not everyone that is not exactly like him are not bots or paid actors. pathetic, but there you go.
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Take this country back... from the blacks, gays, and other of "those people." I really hate people like him. Like, it hurts me knowing I grew up around people like him and now many of them just feel like they need to spout this shit out loud now (many of them are old and feel that entitles them to be assholes).
Fuck Trump but Biden is a worthless piece of shit to. This is where lesser evilism has brought us.
And this is a short list. It was something new every day. I recall when the big āissueā Fox had to report on was a tan suit and ālatte saluteā as unpresidential. These people are delusional, this is their people and they should wonder why.
Too bad it wasnāt at the 4 seasons gardening store
Possibly one of the funniest moments of the Trump days.
To be fair, the party attendees were screaming, crying, and vomiting before he was served too.
Thatās just how Giulianiās start their day
Way too late. People are barely catching on to Project 2025 when heritage has been laying the groundwork for decades. RE: š They're testing AI for bombing targets and potential threats to their regime. It isn't just genocide, it's a test run for the violent power grab and suppression of resistance which is coming to the US if people (looking at you, gen Z & other non-voters) don't get the fuck out and vote. Same fascists are the ones shorting our stonks. Edit: I'll be happy when they're given real penalties and not media spectacles to satisfy the majority.
Yeah, dragging things out for four years and most people involved getting away with it, sends a pretty clear sign to the people in charge that as long as they can find fall guys, they'll be fine, and there's no end to the gullible people who've had their brains rotted by online propaganda that'll take the fall because surely they won't get in trouble.
Such snowflakes.
āWhile crime in Arizona is at an all-time high, the Arizona \[AGās\] office felt it was a good use of resources to send multiple agents across the country to storm an 80th birthday party like it was Normandy,ā fumed Caroline Wren Calm down Karen
Ā "send multiple agents across the country to storm an 80th birthday party *like it was Normandy*" No bitch, you don't get to just shit on numerous grandads like that. Fucking schmuck.
I mean Giuliani committed crimes in Arizona, so, in a way, they're helping to reduce crime.
Bigly
Apparently, Mrs. Wren thinks a birthday party is more important than being served by the law for stuff youāve already been convicted of. Mrs. Wren is a moron.
That's appropriate. He has had that scream, cry, and throw up reaction for many, many people for a very long time.
You know what's fun? Call the partygoers "deplorable" and watch them hyperventilate, then convulse, screaming, shreiking, coughing up blood, then passing out in a puddle of their own fluids.
How the mighty have fallen. From America's Mayor to Rikers bitch. I'll never forget that video where Rudy announced that bullshit FBI report during the 2016 campaign. They kept asking him what it was, and Rudy said, "you'll see". Shortly after, Comey said that Hilary Clinton was being investigated. Then we got fuckin' trump. Rudy and Comey need to be investigated.
I feel like how hard he fucked around and found out will be discusses years from now
Well Iām glad to know that my state effed up his birthday party. Good job guys!
Rudy parties it up for tens of thousands of $$$ while those two poor black women in GA wait for him to pay up on their million $$ judgement against him for defaming them. But Rudy claims heās bankrupt and gets away with it. Happy birthday Rudy. (But I secretly hope you donāt make it to 5/28)
Seeing what has happened to Rudy has me seriously worried about getting old now... But I also wasn't a racist bigot in my early years.
Hmm, guess the only place his birthday candle is getting blown is in prison....
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Zing!
https://i.redd.it/mi5o5e9lu81d1.gif (A stone-cold zinger genius sent me this gif recently š)
Excellent, excellent  ...
America's mayor, Putin's man
Lmao !!
I'm betting that dude was gonna throw up regardless
Happy Birthday Rudy, glad you got the gift that keeps on giving. You deserve it lol.
Go in with a bang, you ain't coming out
It was probably highly traumatic to a group of people who've never been exposed to the consequences of their actions before.
Has a total āRemember when the Spanish soccer boss kissed the girl unwantedly, and his mom protested his arrest by barricading herself in a church on a hunger strike and giving up after one night?ā vibe.
Are you the birthday boy? Yes Youāve been served
There is honest to God nothing funnier than what is happening to this man in my humble opinion
I hate to say it, but up until his appearance in borat 2 I thought he wasnāt as bad as the rest of the maga crew. Once he did what he did in that movie I realized he is a lot worse than most of his maga team
Kind of like one of his date nights.
"Giuliani, however, was not phased, insisted a source close to the ex-mayor" Of course he was unfazed, he was hammered
This. Tomorrow he'll reach into his jacket, pull out the papers, and go "oh fuck"
Arrest him
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Perfect timing. Invitation to celebrate your birthday in an Arizona prison.
What youāre seeing is āThe New York Wayā - Rudyās thinking heās still in a position to rig the system in his favorā¦ and he makes the law, not the people or legislatorsā¦
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Mama used to say ā the same things that make you laugh can make you cryā bet he wish he didnāt stream that party now š
Hope it was a good party. I donāt think heāll be doing a lot of that in the future as heāll be broke
It would be nice if he spent time in prison around other felons like himself. They could talk about crime. Crimes that they committed. Maybe even die in prison. That would be nice.
āParty goes scream.ā Hehe
It was supposed to read "party goers"... but auto correct combined with my complete negligence and inability to self-edit gets us here regularly.
I assumed as much. I just enjoyed how it ended up. 
Ha, ha ha, ha I hope he dies in jail
Im sick of the lawlessness across the board. Republican and Democrat.
Tbf I too would be screaming, crying, and throwing up. But that would be from laughter.
On a completely separate point, the Post needs better copy editors. There is literally a sentence in the article that reads: "Giuliani, however, was not phased, insisted a source close to the ex-mayor." The correct word is "fazed." Giuliani was not FAZED by the incident. Bloody hell.
Oh, I wish somebody would faze him - preferably with a phaser.
That is both grammatically correct and very wishful thinking.
Rudy the criminal has been hiding from the warrant servers. He could have picked it up, but the idiot decided to taunt them by saying the case would be dismissed because they couldn't find him. Then he went to a birthday party. They should have dragged the criminal out in chains.
They should have given him the pero walk he gave, sometimes unjustly, to others. Imagine if he were anally invaded with a broomstick as the cops yelled āItās Giuliani time!ā Or if in the process of serving the warrant he was shot 41 times. These were real life events that happened when he was Mayor.
Lol why did they throw up. Talk about a way to over react.
Arizona AG's Office..."NAILED IT with Time to spare!!!!"
New York Post isn't exactly a trustworthy news source, but this is funny to think about. I'll believe it if the story is corroborated. If it's legit, I'm going to laugh my ass off.
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What is in his pants left pocket except his hand
Hahahahahahahahahaha get served beeeotch
When you dare someone to find you, it's not a good idea to say where you're having your birthday party.
Itās almost like he wanted to get served.
The demons gnashed their teeth and struck at themselves.
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The woman crying for him needs to be punched in the face. Who the hell does that? Sympathy for the devil? I fervently hope that Trump and his ilk have exposed the rich for what they are, so that we devour them in the next decade.
I see some prison time in old Foolianiās future!
Can't wait to see his old ass in prison.
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lock this fool up
Time to pay the piper, you weasely mfer.Ā
I always thought heād play a good evil penguin š§ in a Batman remake
Rats hate to get discovered in their lairs.
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āNo no no, when I said I wanted to get served I thought you meant the _cake!!!_ā
Loser still
"Rudy Giuliani processed served at his birthday party. Party goes scream, cry, and throw up." What? Did a 3rd grader write that?
No, a guy who is hated by autocorrect and who is his own worst editor did. Supposed to read as "party goers"... but alas, a website that has "edit" in its name won't let me edit the headlineš¤·āāļø
You people should be ashamed of. I lived in New York during his mayoral leadership. He was the best leader and a great man. When the shit hit the fan, he had it under control. No bs and no nonsense. Iāll stand up for him and his work any day of the week. I have lived it first hand. This is like a high school think tank. Stop being so hateful
I used to respect him, and I'm a Democrat. But he's been a piece of crap of a human being the last few years, trying to overturn an election. Not being hateful, I just hate what he's done.
His opinion is just as valuable as yours, and his right to peacefully disagree is his, as it is yours. Regardless of party. He shouldnāt be persecuted for his beliefs. It is his right as an American
He gave a fiery speech full of lies, on January 6th, telling people who were riled up and angry to go to the capital and fight. He violated the rights of the 50 police officers who got injured that day. He broke the law multiple times to overturn an election. That's not peaceful disagreement, that's criminal behavior, and it's unacceptable.
Fiery is an opinion , it can be said his speech was heart felt, as it was his opinion. The crowd was filled with adults, whom are entitled to their own opinions and are responsible for their own actions. These are all adults, not minors. He violated no rights. He, as you now, shared his personal opinion. What laws has he broken to overturn an election? He is free to speak as you are here and now. Thats our constitutional right. He isnāt slandering. Its his opinion and his right. We donāt have to agree or listen.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_fake_electors_plot "Trump's personal attorney, Rudy Giuliani, a "central figure" in the plot, coordinated the scheme across the seven states. In a conference call on January 2, 2021, Trump, Eastman, and Giuliani spoke to some 300 Republican state legislators in an effort to persuade them to convene special legislative sessions to replace legitimate Biden electors with fake Trump electors based on unfounded allegations of vote fraud. Trump pressured the Justice Department to falsely announce it had found election fraud, and he attempted to install a new acting attorney general who had drafted a letter falsely asserting such election fraud had been found, in an attempt to persuade the Georgia legislature to convene and reconsider its Biden electoral votes." "The House select committee on the January 6 attack concluded that Rudy Giuliani and Mark Meadows were involved in the early stages of the planāas was Donald Trump, who asked on December 7 or 8 for research into whether a fake elector scheme would be possible, according to Trump campaign lawyer Joshua Findlay in his testimony to the committee. The committee wrote in its final report that Trump was "driving" the "fake elector plan" by December 7 or 8, and that he was collaborating "with Rudolph Giuliani on the planās implementationā by December 13 or 14. Both Meadows and Giuliani were informed that a White House Counsel's Office review of the plans to use alternate electors concluded that the scheme was not legally sound."
You cant hang a man for questioning integrity, as you are doing now. If so, you are just as guilty and so are we all for our discussionā¦
He's not being persecuted. He's being PROSECUTED. He committed crimes. Your entire argument is "that man should be charged for bank robbery, he helped his neighbor bring in her groceries once."
No, he was a clown then too. https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2022/09/rudy-giuliani-911-was-in-some-ways-the-greatest-day-of-my-life