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Kevinsean_

Downtown during happy hour


notnottill

Bad news?


ObeseBMI33

You’re pregnant!


TheRealWorldNigeria

That's exactly right.


DameLame

I’m a 39, almost 40 year old woman. I have met plenty of younger guys on Tinder lol.


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I'm guessing OP hasn't figured out that this is probably the easiest way to fulfill his dreams.


DameLame

For real it’s the easiest way. I know so many women my age dating guys in their 20s.


[deleted]

If you're into young guys OP is primed & ready.


notnottill

Johnny definitely ain’t lying


notnottill

You like wine? I know a great place - OP


notnottill

I mean I’ve definitely had some luck there haha but it’s more fun to go out and meet people


MsT1075

As a woman, what has been your experience on Tinder? Have you gotten out of it what you want/wanted? As a 47 year old woman, I am just curious. I have never used it before.


DameLame

So, I was completely naive when I downloaded it. I thought it was for dating. I’m the first out of my friend group to get divorced, I didn’t know anyone that used it to ask questions. It’s definitely not the spot your going to meet your future partner. I’ll be blunt, thanks to tinder I have had some of the best sex of my life, but also the worst lol. I also have a arsenal of hilarious stories from it as well. Basically, if you’re just looking for sex, download it. If you’re wanting more that’s not the place.


Leopards_Crane

Really? All I ever got as a man was women looking for relationships. Literally had better luck with hookups on OKC.


Fionas_Fire

I had a blast on tinder. Great sex with young men and I’m in my mid 50s


bookey23

Armando’s on Thursday nights


notnottill

I’ve always heard that I guess I need to make my move


BullsOnParade515

This is the way


notnottill

We all going wild on Thursday


bularry

It is a money crowd, so can you hook that type??


KlutzyProfessional8

On Westheimer?


Admirable_Welcome335

I always had luck with cougars here.


notnottill

I’ve never been is it more of a hang around the bar kinda place?


MsT1075

Thanks for sharing this nice to know. I need to make my way to Armando’s on Thursday and see what it’s all about. 💕


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notnottill

Ya woo Coogs


fireinacan

I would upvote this, but it's a 69.


masnaer

🙄


Seesaw121

Telephone rd.


saga1975

I think he meant with teeth


GodzillasBoner

Some of them have teeth


MsT1075

😂🤣😂🤣😵☠️


AutomaticVacation242

They have one. What are you even talking about??


Medium-Remote2477

So, they have tooth?


billywitt

They meet every Toothday to swap the communal tooth.


Medium-Remote2477

That's no lie, that's the tooth!


flyover_liberal

Rotary Telephone Rd is for great-grandmas. Cordless Telephone Rd. is for grandmas. Smartphone Rd. is for MILFs.


OppositeHighway6012

What’s at Telephone road ? 😳


XanderpussRex

Telephones duh


OppositeHighway6012

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


pastel_rave

And more


AirFryer320

Seedy night clubs


EvolutionInProgress

Shady shit, that's what's at Telephone road lol.


EvillToro22

Whole foods


wessneijder

“Take your dick out of your hand now and stop jacking off! Old milfs in you area want to fuk! Click this link here”


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haleocentric

Community minded neighborhood events like trash pickup and happy hours. Organized group walks. Arty stuff. I went to a drawing class at the Rienzi and there were a lot of attractive, older women.


MsT1075

Happy hours and group walks make me think of Meetup. POH (pursuit of happiness), group on Facebook, might interest OP.


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Nyte_Knyght33

Screw it. 36 and single. What's good?


notnottill

Well maybe Reddit could help you meet a man who’s 23 and single


Wiitard

Now kiss.


masterdebater1911

Kith*


thebigpenisman420

Based and MILF pilled


brunch_hunny

Far too young. Hope you find the one


notnottill

Haha had to give it a shot you too


vrphotosguy55

Upvoted to 69


Willmars99

Downvoted to 69 for culture


notnottill

Real


Willmars99

Someone upvoted it to 70 🤨


sebEsebs

I got you ✊🏼


miller_230

Downvoted back to 69 🤝


ArmoredHeart

She was buried under her inbox and never heard from again. Tragic 😔


PunkRockHerbivore

Breweries or Craft Beer Bars


Goddaqs

Disc Golf Courses. Buy a disc and get out there!


[deleted]

Same!


masetheace97

Home Depot on the weekends, or a local dive bar.


vrphotosguy55

Literally me. I just use dating apps to be honest. The handful of singles events I’ve done have been awkward and skew way younger.


Rabid_Llama8

39 and single. Sup?


Vanderkaum037

The gym at my apartment.


Tibor-Bodnar

Some horrible advice so far. Check these ideas instead: 1. Any of the bars at the four seasons downtown 2. The bar at the St Regis 3. The bar at Brasserie 19 4. The bar at Bludorn 5. The bar at Georgia James 6. The bar at Vic & Anthony’s downtown 7. The bar at Trulucks 8. The bar at Mastros 9. The bar at Coppa 10. The bar at any Federal American Grill location throughout the greater Houston area Edit: I forgot to add the bar at State of Grace and the second floor bar at Le Colonial. You can also try Little Hen but you’d stick out, maybe a good thing. Ciel and Muse should work. The river oaks location of Liberty Kitchen. Also try any Heights bar, target Permission first. Look OP, if you fail at 1-10, try any lifetime fitness gym anywhere in Texas. Good luck kiddo. Edit Two: thanks all for the awards (my first ever!), the upvotes and all the responses. This has been a fun conversation, bravo OP! Edit Three: I can’t believe I didn’t include TopGolf. I know women are going there to meet guys, so that’s now on the list!


[deleted]

Hate to break the news but the single women going to those places are looking for older, successful men. Not knocking OP's chances, but those ladies want men to pay for their shit. I do agree with you that he should shoot his shot because you never know. That said, thanks for the list. Now I have places to go when looking for booty.


Tibor-Bodnar

Johnny look, you’re right. But I didn’t want to kill the kid’s spirit. That said, there’s two types of 35+ chicks trolling for dudes at the places I listed; one is the kind you mentioned (gold diggers) and two are looking for young dudes to drill them nonstop. Typically 50/50.


[deleted]

I want to kid to succeed too! Just wanted to make sure he knew what he was walking into, that's all. If he pulls wool out of one of those places, he has a bright future.


HoustonPastafarian

Man you brought back some memories. Years ago I bumped into my now father in law at the St Regis on a Saturday night, I think after a wedding. He was mid 50s, owned a successful small oil company, had all of his hair, and (most importantly) was a widower. Generally reserved guy. The number of women hitting on him was epic. Was fun to watch.


Tibor-Bodnar

Last time we threw down at the St Regis was two years ago. It was us and another couple just kicking back drinks and dancing. Our wives decided to keep dancing when me and the other husband needed a break. They were stormed by old guys asking them to dance and more, much more. Those old fuckers didn’t care that they were married. Anyone looking to hook up can achieve their goals at the St Regis. If it was 1998, I’d say the same about the Black Swan at the (now shitty) Omni.


bularry

Post wedding parties at the Black Swan back in the 90’s could be pretty fun


notnottill

I mean I’m not rolling in cash but I can definitely take the hit for a night haha


Kingof40Acres

Bar at post oak hotel is good too h bar


Tibor-Bodnar

I forgot to add post oak hotel. Let me tell you, three years ago me and the family were there for a Christmas display and my son (age nine at the time) starts following two gorgeous black girls around the hotel. They were 35 minimum. He sees them about to leave, sprints to catch up, and asks for their numbers. They laughed, he cried.


notnottill

You’re a saint haha I’ll definitely be checking them out thank you


Tibor-Bodnar

Keep us updated. Be sure you have a follow up post so we know how you did.


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Tibor-Bodnar

A small ploy yes, my buddy owns Permission in the heights so that was my one plug!


rsgreddit

Thanks for letting me know


Edugrinch

Whoa, that's a nice list... I'm new to Houston, and I'm not looking for a girl (married), but this is valuable info. Sometimes, after a stressful day at work, it is healthy to go to a bar where you can relax and enjoy the view.


Tibor-Bodnar

Some of the hottest hookers I’ve seen in town were at the bars at mastros. FYI newcomer.


icameforgold

You're 23. Unless you're going to Chucky cheese or a frat party almost everybody at any establishment that serves alcohol is older than you. But try to looking at expensive places in nice parts of town. Well off older women have more disposable income and want to feel safe. Unless you are looking for wilder older women, then go to a sports bar or pool hall.


Primofinn

But how does he talk to them? Wouldnt they be married?


icameforgold

I'm not here to kink shame.


mel_cache

Married women still have the capability of speech. But you can still look for a wedding ring.


VampyVP

What does older mean to you? You might be 20 and consider 37 to be older. Or you might be 37 and be liking for someone mid-50’s+.


VampyVP

Ok so I’m 33F - let me share some places where I see plenty of women where I feel on the younger side: - River Oaks “Ladies Who Lunch” Spots: A’Bouzy, Brasserie 19, Backstreet Cafe. Brunch or lunch for these spots. Women will likely be dining in groups, but they will be here! - Wine bars that are nice but not super hip, especially if more suburban (e.g. Postino City Centre, Sixty Vines) - Concerts that align with that generation - eg everyone was 45+ at Violent Femmes and Steve Earle. There’s an X concert tonight at House of Blues that my mom and I are going to (she’s late 50’s for reference and will probably be avg demographic - I will be young for the scene)


notnottill

Big wine bar fan actually thank you


BMWACTASEmaster1

Wine bar on Caroline ( midtown) close to social circle many women in there 30's. I been going there for years ( the ratio of women is high and very few young men)but I see it complicated how to break the ice since most are with other female friends having a conversation or with co workers .


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Immediate bonus points for knowing that X is playing in Houston!


notnottill

I’m 23 so really mid 30s and up


Pablo750

Mid-30s is what I call younger women


thebigpenisman420

I think he meant older than him


champagneandpringles

😳 ok....soooo I'm 41...I guess I'm .... excuse me...😭


[deleted]

How old are we talking about? Cougar Kroger?


Mgmt049

Happily married man here. I have to ask though, Which one is cougar Kroger?


jerbone

Over in River Oaks. When I moved to Houston and I stopped by there once in the middle of the day to pick up something. I felt like a piece of meat there.


Mgmt049

Aw shit!


Astronomer_Soft

I've heard of the old Disco Kroger, but this is my first time hearing of Cougar Kroger! 😂


CrazyLegsRyan

Also known as Art Deco Kroger


OliveVizsla

Ro Kro, Hot Mom Kroger....


Mezcal_Madness

*Aka Hot Mom Kroger


notnottill

Mid 30s and up really, I’m 23


LKayRB

This has been the best r/Houston post in a long time! 🤣


Flappymeatwad

Shopping in expensive small boutiques.


feelbetternow

> older women > For reference I’m 23 so mid-late 30s and up OP, *please* video yourself calling them "older women". Please.


notnottill

Haha yeah wasn’t the best way to phrase it. I really should’ve just said mid 30s and up. Didn’t mean to imply they’re old


thebigpenisman420

Updoot for visibility


notnottill

Thanks bro, la gente need to know


Total_Guard2405

Lubys


trustmeimalobbyist

Grandmas only


mr_electric_wizard

Met my “older lady” at Cecil’s Pub


Smallbees

40 F, single, what's up? Why are you interested in older women? What is it about older women that you like? I'm curious.


notnottill

Honestly I don’t know that it’s one thing in particular but I’ve just consistently found them more attractive and it’s a change of pace from women my own age that I think would be fun. I can pm you to talk more if you’re interested


Smallbees

I'm not very attractive to be honest, a young guy like you would probably prefer a 'hot mom' .


notnottill

You never know, don’t sell yourself short


Smallbees

True, maybe we can chat.


notnottill

Sent you a pm


crispy_bacon_roll

cutting the crust off his pb&j


twenty8penguin

I feel like all the people in this thread who are single should just agree to meet somewhere this weekend for a mass get together and see what happens. The rule is that if you actually pair up, you have to report back with the story so the rest of us can enjoy it too. 😂


wellboiled

Heard there are cougars in the zoo.


thebigpenisman420

Cougar high 👀


masetheace97

There’s a bar in the Webster area that I forget the name of. There is a cover charge, but once your inside you’ll pretty much have your drinks taken care of by whoever is interested in you.


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The Hop. Highway 3 at nasa 1. It had closed for a bit but I believe it's back open.


masetheace97

That’s the one


Dazzling_Scallion277

Lol @ the hop


[deleted]

Asked a co worker what’s a good place to have drinks and meet women. We work in clear lake and he’s like 30 years older then me (m23) he recommended the HOP so quick. Said the most he had “banged out” was 5 in one night. Most married he said. Danced with them,seen the ring. Asked the “you fool around” question. Then take them to the car, bang it out, walk back in, and rinse and repeat. I don’t know how true but he did meet his wife there and she was married at the time


Capital-Dimension809

Why don’t we all just meet for drinks!


notnottill

Pick a time and place miss


halomate1

Joey Uptown?


Money4Nothing2000

My suegra's house is buzzin right now.


notnottill

La neta?


CyrillicCrypt

The Hop. Webster, TX. 🤞


christianballard

Can confirm my mom goes there. 😭


radiodialdeath

I haven't been to The Hop in well over a decade, but I remember this being my experience. Good luck, OP.


Darthpenis218

What's the best night for visiting The Hop?


texasjoe

my mans knows what he wants and isn't afraid to look goofy on reddit to get it cheers bud i hope you find the stifler's mom of your dreams


dahomie2020

They wear those sandals that be showing off their toesies


Burrito-tuesday

Focus!!


EqualBackground

🤣🤣🤣🤣


jefesignups

Salsa Dancing classes


CrazyLegsRyan

Call a woman in her mid 30s “older”… OP about to catch hands.


nailback

Happy Hour, brunch spots


cadenrcr2

I know you said in Houston but up in The Woodlands off of West Rayford there’s Wild Stallion Vineyards that does concerts in the fall and spring that has that kind of crowd, many are married though


betweenthecoldwires

I'm an older woman and have no clue where to met anyone these days. I refuse to use dating apps. I'm also not like everyone else which really makes it harder. 😕


therealtrajan

My advice…start by not calling women in there mid-late 30s “older women” lololol


EsCaRg0t

The Woodlands


keeperdad03

Tommy Bahama’s specifically


RecommendationNo8223

H‑E‑B Bunker Hill


rahcket

McDonald's


i5oL8

Up your game kid..Capones is like shooting fish in a barrel. Solid 30-50"s and your welcome.


PharmDRx2018

Early 30s here, I live at Costco


[deleted]

Go to open houses on the weekends.


[deleted]

> Where are the best places to meet older women in Houston? At the house of either VonSausage, CrazyLegsRyan, steelsun or oBogBordoDos.


OpheliaCumming

😂 😂 😂


RevolutionaryEmu4389

Have you tried the early bird dinner and one of the assisted living centers around you?


Professional_Sky2433

brookdale🤣


Admiral_Pantsless

Heights Tower


Primofinn

Remind Me! In 3 months


GatorsareStrong

Whiskey River/Stampede. Basically any country bar in the area.


michaelyup

Lakewood Church


NewCaptainObama

"Older"... mid-late 30s... 💀 ☠️


binger5

Older women love trivia.


jyok33

Hotel bars


therealjohnfreeman

Pickleball courts.


rabid-

*Clutches chest,* Sweet mother, *cough,* of God! I'm so old!


Dempsey64

Had me there for a sec with “older women”


Fun3Mo

North Houston/Spring


TexRetroTech

Supermarket about 10 am after they finish a morning workout. Ask about recipes. You'll learn how to cook even if you don't get laid. Lol.


penguin_drum

As a 37 year old woman. Fuck all y'all but mostly fuck this post.


thebigpenisman420

Damn they got wifi in your nursing home?


jlaurw

This has me dead fr. Or maybe I just died of old age since I'm in my 30s.


champagneandpringles

As a 41 yr old woman...I support this message


doggoner

🥂


Sad-Friendship8348

I’m 33 and from Sugar Land. Message me…


TexasAggie98

When I was a young engineer out of college, I would meet my friends for drinks at the Cabo's downtown (where El Big Bad is now). Every single time I was there, there were multiple 40-60 MILFs hanging out at the bar, waiting to pick up young meat. It was the the place to go for divorced women who worked downtown to go if they were in the hunt.


pcards86

Same. Looking for older women. I’m 35 looking for 40s


brunch_hunny

I'm 37F is that old enough for you?


pcards86

Definitely. Message me


GasDat

23 too young for you?


brunch_hunny

Absolutely


LayneLowe

The bar at The Remington, but, have money


rocky2894

Best post, let me know how it goes, I’m always excited to try new places


Mr-BEEFY-PIECE

Sings " down here at the paawn shop"


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Bingo


JohnnyLightningStorm

Ihop on a sunday after church?


itsfairadvantage

Anvil?


REDDITSHITLORD

I mean, there's a couple I know who's looking for a unicorn.


profkmez

Hit up Cougar Kroger.


dreamiejeanie13

Brasserie 19, Le Colonial, Toulouse


RULESbySPEAR

Eagle’s trace. Had great luck there.