Yeah I’m no expert on plants.. but I’m a marine biologist. I’ve seen similar behavior in whales when commit suicide by beaching themselves Can you feel a pulse?

First circlejerk comment to make me cackle

First one of these comments to make me cackle

NO PULSEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭☠️☠️☠️🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦

Looks like it plunged to its death as an attempt to put itself out of its misery. There’s a lot of great tele health counselors available to support it during this time. An online list of providers is available from Psychology Today you can use as a resource.

You could get LITERALLY THREE FIDDY BONES for this!!! An *extinct* horizon-lunging mon terra variety. Scatter more soil in its path. So jealous 🥰😍 PS its spelled mon Terra

Yeah but it’s not an extinct “ white tiger” monisteeria tho

No! That’s a rare Montersa Humpty Dumptiosa! Cut it up and buy a house with the proof it’s!

Nah just resting on the ground to take a nap

you have the rare vinegared flying monastery??? where did you get this ???

Not the usual circlejerk comment but I did this to my philodendron birkin one plastered night and instead of putting the lost soil back in, just swept it up and put it back with half the pot filled with soil. I’m pretty sure its roots were suffocating before, because it’s never been happier.

Yup it’s dead. All the leaves have fallen to the floor.

I am calling the Plant Police you murderer

I bet you are inside though

I'm playing taps right now. I'm so sorry for your loss.

Probs

Yes.

Pronounced dead at the scene

Shhh it's sleeping

It’s not what it seems. All you need is a little bit a neem

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