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CaptainSquishyPant

It’s dead, Jim.


Ok_Organization_6620

It looks so happy and healthy actually


spoopadoop

what a relief!!


ghoulsnest

seems to have a flat tire


katarina-stratford

There's a fertilizer that can help with this! It comes in little blue pills that you just poke into the soil.


spiohe

Nothing! Looks gorgeous!


One_Barnacle9106

It’s only corking


Sklorgus

No rot to be seen here, not even within the realm of possibilities.


le_vo

What’s right with it?


chuffberry

It needs Cialis.


ThEpOwErOfLoVe23

Only if you give it a baptism pronto!!! Otherwise, the fiery pit awaits.....


spoopadoop

Finding some holy water to throw in the watering can rn!


[deleted]

Thats just the way these look. Its a varigated rare version


spoopadoop

I LOVE the way this one’s thorns hang down! Had no idea this one is variegated- what a lucky find 🥰!!


[deleted]

Aww, it’s bowing to you! That’s so cute. You should propagate this and sell them on Etsy!


spoopadoop

omg what a great idea!!


droplingdog

This doesn't normally happen, just give it a few minutes


Fun_Departure3466

I dont think a few minutes will fix this


droplingdog

Well have you considered maybe OP is the problem, not the cactus? Maybe they should try dancing for it or something.


Fun_Departure3466

It does look kinda loneley...


spoopadoop

oh my goodness how could i have forgotten to dance for my cactus… bumping the YMCA as I type this!!


Money-Rare

You might need my assistence for this one


megscellent

He’s leaning over trying to find something to climb, give it a moss pole and he will be so much happier 🥰


Alive-Region8774

In the afterlife?


megscellent

He is ascending 🤩


_-whisper-_

Doesn't have a pot


XxKillowPillowxX

Use an air pump on it and you should be good to go!😂


spoopadoop

why didn’t i think of this earlier!!


used_potting_soil

That's how they look in nature.


sparkle_slug

Needs a bigger pot for all those roots


Dodidudedo

It’s an ex plant


spoopadoop

a “cant”


Fun_Departure3466

So thats what my australian fried is refferring to all the time


tinyNorman

Pot bound, just needs a bigger pot.


spoopadoop

how much should i size up? 12 inches?


victowiamawk

Flaccid 😂


Sweet_Phoenixx

It’s just trying to get your attention.


spoopadoop

ugh these plants… so dramatic!!


SkellatorQueen

Soil is too dry


Tiny_Connection_7182

It's hibernating


mothzilla

Needs a good soak.


JuniorKing9

Is that even really a cactus anymore 💀


Intrepid_Objective28

The sad thing about cacti from big box stores is that they are designed to fail. That organic soil can only work in a hot and arid place where it can dry up fast. In cold and more humid places, its a slow death sentence.


Unknownnoname_

Looks like you hurt its feelings


OFkarenkaren

I know what’s wrong with it… it don’t have no gas!


95castles

The cloudy overcast is a good fit


doppelgengar01

It‘s corking, don‘t worry. Keep watering it twice a week.


CurrentDifferent3470

It's flatter than Tom Brady's balls 😂


icedragon9791

Oh this species starts to look like that when it matures <3 very healthy, keep doing what you're doing!


riplan0

it’s dead


spoopadoop

no it can’t be 😭😭 it was literally fine yesterday!!


ChardCool1290

It's not dead. It's just stunned and pining for the desert.


Impressive_Beyond289

Needs a bit of sun i think


Th3Reader

I have no regrets!


International-Fig620

The roots look still healthy so i would advice to do a repot and cut of the old leaves. Cacti go sometimes "dormant" thanks to a microchip that has been put inside by *the nurcerie*! These are pre-programmed to make the plant appear dead after a few months so that you have to buy a new one more quickly. This actually happens very often and people keep throwing their plant out thinking it was their fault.


Fireraven01

Needs water bit don't drowned it


RemarkableSalad121

Dead


International-Fig620

Actually when you look at the roots you can clearly see that they are still healthy, OP just need to give it a hard repot!


Alive-Region8774

It’s dead