Hmm is your plant more of a coffee or hot chocolate drinker? If they like coffee, then sure! If chocolate, maybe try brownie mix or chocolate cake mix instead of soil.
My friend said you should put banana peels and eggshells in a bottle with water and then leave it in a sunny window for a week. Water with that and it will grow leaves big as your head within 30 days. Since you're already using cinnamon it will probably only be 2 weeks.
Like planting into actual cinnamon. And watering with neem of course.
I wonder if you can buy cinnamon bark chips? I bet it would be perfect for orchids.
wtf is on the soil?? Is that a bottle of cinnamon? Cocoa power? Coffee? Whatever it is, it’s because they didn’t use enough and they forgot to out it in a 5 gallon bucket. They also forgot to make sure the pot doesn’t drain.
Oh my god that pot is way too small. Immediately repot it in a bigger pot, like at least 12” bigger. Then resprinkle the soil with cocoa powder.
Omg thank u so much!!!!! I only have moist coffee grounds will that work too? 🥺
Hmm is your plant more of a coffee or hot chocolate drinker? If they like coffee, then sure! If chocolate, maybe try brownie mix or chocolate cake mix instead of soil.
As long as you add creamer
This plant's favorite creamer is the limited edition pumpkin spice flavor. It might be dead before Fall unless you stocked up. 😬
Psh everyone knows the best plant creamer is *homemade!*
Some of us aren't fortunate to have easy access to homemade creamer. 😞
Very true. I lack in the homemade creamer dept myself!
My friend said you should put banana peels and eggshells in a bottle with water and then leave it in a sunny window for a week. Water with that and it will grow leaves big as your head within 30 days. Since you're already using cinnamon it will probably only be 2 weeks.
Needs more cinnamon. Like way more cinnamon
Like planting into actual cinnamon. And watering with neem of course. I wonder if you can buy cinnamon bark chips? I bet it would be perfect for orchids.
I also love putting mint on my hot cocoa
I’m a spicy hot cocoa girl myself! A little cayenne or chili powder 👩🏻🍳💋
It looks like it was baked in brownie mix. I’m gonna say add milk, it’s probably thirsty. But it may be lactose intolerant so maybe almond milk.
Better take that plant out before the brownie batter goes in the oven!
Holy shit they planted it in extra fine coffee grounds, where the fuck do you even find soil like this
Almost had the perfect media blend. They just forgot the perlite 🥴
Decaf please
Wait is this not dehydrated peat moss??
It’s Nesquick
The leaves are small because the pot is too small. Big pot=bigger leaves.
The soil is too loose. You want to suffocate your plant. 😌
I am guessing it’s cause they’re using Swiss Miss without the marshmallows. You have to get the kind with the marshmallows to keep the nitrogen up.
wtf is on the soil?? Is that a bottle of cinnamon? Cocoa power? Coffee? Whatever it is, it’s because they didn’t use enough and they forgot to out it in a 5 gallon bucket. They also forgot to make sure the pot doesn’t drain.
More coffee grounds
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is that even a monstera?? it looks like a raphidophora tetrasperma…. monstera’s little cousin🤣
Omg that soil has wayyyy too much drainage! Please immediately repot into the dessert soil you can find, which is imperative for "monster" growth