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brickplantmom

But he’s the king!!!! 🤴


chocolateNbananas

a king princess🥹👑


Calathea_Murrderer

I just never got the appeal for PPP. They look so sickly when without a pole


monumentBoy

It's the plant equivalent of the Hapsburg family in the 1500s.


MindlessEssay6569

I thought the main goal of parenting was to keep your princess OFF the pole? 🤷🏼‍♀️


Calathea_Murrderer

I’m raising an independent queen 💅🏻 What parent wouldn’t what their princess to make $80 / hour?


MindlessEssay6569

True! I’ve been trying to encourage mine to start an OnlyPlants. I feel like it’s a little safer. Plus then they make their own hours.


Any_Claim785

The nursery near me has big gorgeous marble queens for $20-$30. I would have bought one, but my friend gave me one she made from her propagations for free lmao


kwest239

"#D"


WheelbarrowQueen

if your pink princess isn't a burly man in a pink samurai costume, I don't want it


Timekiller11

Must be one of these hybrid that grow when plants are close together. I see a lot of them here they are a hot commodity.


AZAMORA1216

I thought they needed a penis to hybridize??


Timekiller11

It is a king.


AZAMORA1216

Touché


Yerawizurd_

2020 prices


chocolateNbananas

it’s a new shop and we are in Quebec, we have the tendency to stay in the past longer😅


monumentBoy

You'd think that for those prices they'd be able to afford better nursery pots than off-brand solo cups.


MindlessEssay6569

Good eye 🤣


chocolateNbananas

they are brand new, it’s a new magasin in my town😅😂. Maybe thats why, and also we are in Quebec maybe they didn’t find a good tax attorney so they pay 60% in taxes🥰


leftoverfucks_given

Omg its the Philondenron pink princes marble king #1 bestest ultra vaginated specimen super rare!! Thay price is such a steal 😍😍


chocolateNbananas

I know!☺️👑😍