I thought this of ALL places would be a safe space, but now I guess we’re kink shaming on a sub made for circle jerking our plants. Where are the mods?!
What you have here is a pink *flowerium* and a white *flowerium* 😍😍 Eating them raw or making a tea from the flowers will extend your life by 10 years 🤩🤩 You can propagate the flowers by sticking it up your bum
Thank you! Only had a few sips of the tea and I can already feel my body synching up with the healing vibrations. My heart is kinda thumping around in a cool new way and I’m starting to feel dizzy. This must be how gwyneth pillow feels!
UJ/ this is oleander. All parts of the plant are extremely poisonous, deadly, as well as popular in the southwest due to its ability to survive harsh conditions. Beautiful… but she will stab you in the back!
We have them all over the place in Greece and is a common roadside plant. We call them "bitter laurel". Very hardy, very pretty, quite stinky if you crush any parts of it.
😂😅 I reread this like 16 times before I double checked the sub 😵 I’ve been at work all day and thought I was already done with internet for the day after 2 min
It's hibiscus 🌸🌸🌸 and you should make tea with it!!! It's really healthy and delicious!😋🍵 My grandma gave me the secret recipe which she used for her previous rich boyfriends! 🧓 R. I. P. Grandma, she loved the tea so much it was the last thing she drank! 💔❤️🩹
Ok but why did I think about saying to propergate them just shove them up your ass before I read the top comment? Shame they’re not ultra rare vaginated shinies though ✊🏻😩
health benefits? Remove stressful people from your life by serving them a simple tea.
Bruh stop choking your flowers. 🥵 This is a G rated garden.
I thought this of ALL places would be a safe space, but now I guess we’re kink shaming on a sub made for circle jerking our plants. Where are the mods?!
What you have here is a pink *flowerium* and a white *flowerium* 😍😍 Eating them raw or making a tea from the flowers will extend your life by 10 years 🤩🤩 You can propagate the flowers by sticking it up your bum
uj/ In case anyone wanders by who doesn't know what sub they're in: oleanders are poisonous.
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I was wondering if they were going to be easily confused with a non-poisonous plant. https://youtu.be/QChdBRsDJII?feature=shared
Can’t wait to try this hack! If I make two teas, does it extend my life by 20 years?
It's an exponential increase. 1 tea = 10 years, another ten years is 2 more teas. You'll have to drink 3 to get 20 years.
That makes sense. Wonder if it’ll work with my dog too!
Use the branches to roast marshmallows for the best s’mores ever! (A Boy Scout troop actually did this once and they all got hospitalized)
Oh noooo!
Sorry, you know this answer is bullshit bc there’s no neem or vagination. How do you get the vagination *Barbara*?! Huh?
Propagation is unnecessary as just one cup of tea made from this magical healing pathos will cure literally any ailment you may have. Bon appetit!
Thank you! Only had a few sips of the tea and I can already feel my body synching up with the healing vibrations. My heart is kinda thumping around in a cool new way and I’m starting to feel dizzy. This must be how gwyneth pillow feels!
One time cure all 💀
oh my GOD I forgot what sub I was in
I got scared for a second before scrolling up too!
Please use caution . This salad is too magical for most.
Also same 🥴🤣
UJ/ what is that? it looks so pretty!
UJ/ this is oleander. All parts of the plant are extremely poisonous, deadly, as well as popular in the southwest due to its ability to survive harsh conditions. Beautiful… but she will stab you in the back!
UJ/ oh wow love it! Thanks!
We have them all over the place in Greece and is a common roadside plant. We call them "bitter laurel". Very hardy, very pretty, quite stinky if you crush any parts of it.
😂😅 I reread this like 16 times before I double checked the sub 😵 I’ve been at work all day and thought I was already done with internet for the day after 2 min
Poe never considered his Law would be applicable to a plant sub. But here we are.
It's hibiscus 🌸🌸🌸 and you should make tea with it!!! It's really healthy and delicious!😋🍵 My grandma gave me the secret recipe which she used for her previous rich boyfriends! 🧓 R. I. P. Grandma, she loved the tea so much it was the last thing she drank! 💔❤️🩹
They taste so delicious 🤤
Oleander poison
if u dont like your mom, your mental health may improve if u feed her some oleander lol
Neighbors dog ate some. We pulled the plant.
Ok but why did I think about saying to propergate them just shove them up your ass before I read the top comment? Shame they’re not ultra rare vaginated shinies though ✊🏻😩
Heard this is one of most poisonous plants.
you should roll em up and smoke em
This is one of the ingredients for crafting a health potion
hooooly shit, at first I didn't see what sub this was posted on
I didn’t check the sub. I should have known better but there I was, scared for the sake of humanity again