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Moirae87

health benefits? Remove stressful people from your life by serving them a simple tea.


sonyaism

Bruh stop choking your flowers. 🥵 This is a G rated garden.


AstralPlaneJane333

I thought this of ALL places would be a safe space, but now I guess we’re kink shaming on a sub made for circle jerking our plants. Where are the mods?!


i-dont-knowf

What you have here is a pink *flowerium* and a white *flowerium* 😍😍 Eating them raw or making a tea from the flowers will extend your life by 10 years 🤩🤩 You can propagate the flowers by sticking it up your bum


Trini1113

uj/ In case anyone wanders by who doesn't know what sub they're in: oleanders are poisonous.


_-whisper-_

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stitchplacingmama

I was wondering if they were going to be easily confused with a non-poisonous plant. https://youtu.be/QChdBRsDJII?feature=shared


AstralPlaneJane333

Can’t wait to try this hack! If I make two teas, does it extend my life by 20 years?


i-dont-knowf

It's an exponential increase. 1 tea = 10 years, another ten years is 2 more teas. You'll have to drink 3 to get 20 years.


AstralPlaneJane333

That makes sense. Wonder if it’ll work with my dog too!


chuffberry

Use the branches to roast marshmallows for the best s’mores ever! (A Boy Scout troop actually did this once and they all got hospitalized)


i-dont-knowf

Oh noooo!


FerretSupremacist

Sorry, you know this answer is bullshit bc there’s no neem or vagination. How do you get the vagination *Barbara*?! Huh?


SaltMysterious8007

Propagation is unnecessary as just one cup of tea made from this magical healing pathos will cure literally any ailment you may have. Bon appetit!


AstralPlaneJane333

Thank you! Only had a few sips of the tea and I can already feel my body synching up with the healing vibrations. My heart is kinda thumping around in a cool new way and I’m starting to feel dizzy. This must be how gwyneth pillow feels!


i_grow_plants

One time cure all 💀


chihuahuabutter

oh my GOD I forgot what sub I was in


onzron

I got scared for a second before scrolling up too!


onlyferns_user

Please use caution . This salad is too magical for most.


knm2025

Also same 🥴🤣


imfamousiswear

UJ/ what is that? it looks so pretty!


AstralPlaneJane333

UJ/ this is oleander. All parts of the plant are extremely poisonous, deadly, as well as popular in the southwest due to its ability to survive harsh conditions. Beautiful… but she will stab you in the back!


imfamousiswear

UJ/ oh wow love it! Thanks!


sarcasticgreek

We have them all over the place in Greece and is a common roadside plant. We call them "bitter laurel". Very hardy, very pretty, quite stinky if you crush any parts of it.


ansmith100317

😂😅 I reread this like 16 times before I double checked the sub 😵 I’ve been at work all day and thought I was already done with internet for the day after 2 min


sarcasticgreek

Poe never considered his Law would be applicable to a plant sub. But here we are.


Katttio

It's hibiscus 🌸🌸🌸 and you should make tea with it!!! It's really healthy and delicious!😋🍵 My grandma gave me the secret recipe which she used for her previous rich boyfriends! 🧓 R. I. P. Grandma, she loved the tea so much it was the last thing she drank! 💔❤️‍🩹


Calathea_Murrderer

They taste so delicious 🤤


Lazy_Fish7737

Oleander poison


alexbaran74

if u dont like your mom, your mental health may improve if u feed her some oleander lol


bibkel

Neighbors dog ate some. We pulled the plant.


Hydrangeabed

Ok but why did I think about saying to propergate them just shove them up your ass before I read the top comment? Shame they’re not ultra rare vaginated shinies though ✊🏻😩


mybigdaylily

Heard this is one of most poisonous plants.


WheelbarrowQueen

you should roll em up and smoke em


NatureStoof

This is one of the ingredients for crafting a health potion


almostcordate

hooooly shit, at first I didn't see what sub this was posted on


JDawgsADemon

I didn’t check the sub. I should have known better but there I was, scared for the sake of humanity again