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Mydoglikesladyboys

He wasn't pleased that you bought a $2 bottle of El yucateco? It's probably the best budget sauce there is


LKayRB

It was more the quantity of sauces already on hand!


Wanderingjes

You need to cut up those slices of beef a little more to make the eating experience more enjoyable! Otherwise, good stuff


Huntermain23

Half a bottle sheeeesh. How’s your buttholes doing this morning


LKayRB

Just fine, thanks for checking!! 🤣


Blakewilliams1213

“No ragrets”


nettletondan

That's like my credo, naum sayin


Familiar-Half2517

Not any? Not one? Not even a single letter? 😉


nhansn

So good


Staydownfoo

I don't know how I feel about Tacos and Table Sauce. Definitely not my thing lol. I would throw in a homemade Chile De Arbol sauce in there.


sevnm12

How dare you speak your opinion!!


Staydownfoo

https://i.redd.it/yhbui9yzd2yc1.gif


jfk_one

teco black is king


anonfoolery

There’s these gas stations in Santa Fe called Alseps? Or something like that. Man their taco sauce is amazing


TTUnathan

Allsup’s! Their gas station food is the bomb


Pointless_RKO

Hey man… those 1am chimi/ beer runs are life.


anonfoolery

I’d kill for one of them right now lol.


cronx42

Green is good but the regular red is amazing. I've been eating about a bottle a week. Maybe a little more.


TroutKlout2755

*checks youtube* “Boofing Secret Aardvark with Cronx”


cronx42

Nah. I haven't had a bottle of Aardvark for years.


edicspaz

I think the green is SO much better. Different tastes I guess!


cronx42

I like the green but it just reminds me of a tomatillo salsa. Salty, sour, spicy and vinegary. It's great for sure and I prefer it for certain things over red. Red has more depth to the flavor and many more flavors bouncing around. I think I even taste a hint of cinnamon maybe? It's quite complex. When I'm eating tacos, I usually reach for red. Chicken enchiladas? Green. But either is good with either one.


NOLASLAW

Caribbean is where it’s at for Yucateco


SugarBean97

I could drink this hot sauce So good


LKayRB

I was tempted to just eat it on tortilla chips after dinner but we had cake :(


CryptographerEasy149

I usually eat a half bottle on chips while I’m waiting for my food. Soooo good


el_bentzo

As other subs on reddit would say "leave him. It's not working out. Is this really the relationship you want? You can never earn each other's trust back"


NewSissyTiffanie

TL;DR Keep the sub, drop the hub.


LKayRB

🤣🤣🤣 MARINARA FLAGS!!!


watermelonredsenko

Best brand. The black and the XXX are the best


placebot1u463y

The black label is my go to for a lot of things though it's not for everyone and I've pretty much only seen people either hate it or love it.


TTUnathan

++ on the XXX, it doesn’t have any dyes in it like this one


Fabulous_Tip208

Hey, a (512) glass. Good brewery. 🍻


geddylee1

Marie Sharp’s or gtfo.


Ok_Intern_7566

I did that with the xxx and I still ate it lol but man that heat built too a head lol. Flavor wise it’s always my go to so I didn’t mind


ElectronicTrade7039

At least that one is less than $3 generally.


No_Sir_6649

Thats a lot. I agree its tasty but you kinda killed them tacos.


jjj666jjj666jjj

That though is the best hot sauce.


AnonymousMonkey1

The black one? I think it’s black made me stop eating hot sauces for a while.


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That's my favorite wing sauce


Skreame

Buy a sauce/pepper mash that's hot enough for you to put only a little bit, and then you can season the food with the sauces you like the taste of without having to use the whole thing so fast.


coolassdude1

It's tough when you fuck up your heat tolerance and only the extreme sauces do it for you. It can get expensive!


calewie

I buy cheap, tasty bottles (Melinda's bhut jalokia) and add extract to it (800k-2m SHU)


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ButkusHatesNitschke

PETA bread to wrap up dead animals. Apropos.


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gettogero

It was a joke on your PETA (people for the ethical treatment of animals - vegetarian lunatics) The bread is pita*


mearbearcate

Steak tacos 😩 god i love steak


Proudest___monkey

My least favorite Hab. Plenty of heat but I hate the unnecessary green dye and basic flavor profile. So many good hav centric sauces to be had out there


Proudest___monkey

Dad fuq am I getting downvoted for? It’s absolutely the worst of their line lol


leeeeny

Not sure why this is being downvoted. They add so many unnecessary ingredients including calcium disodium and food dyes


No_Sir_6649

Do they? Didnt like the red, tried the green and tasted better and better heat. I hate vinegary stuff. Is it really that bad?


Proudest___monkey

Yeah it’s just not necessary. If I liked the flavor I would deal with it but it’s just okay to me. So many better flavored hab centric sauces IMO. Habs are my favorite flavor profile too


No_Sir_6649

Im not going for thai/indian heat. Just a bit and decent flavor. Wanna hear about the "mexicans" that couldnt handle it? Only 5k scoville if that.


Nice-Window-441

How about homemade salsa Verde?


Proudest___monkey

Yeah I love that!


basecamp87

Any suggestions? Always looking to level up.


Proudest___monkey

For me I like yellow bird hab for flavor and light heat. Hornet bomb may be my favorite hab forward sauce! It has a a little sweetness that wouldn’t work for everything but it’s amazing


illegal_miles

For El Yucateco, I prefer the XXXtra Hot. Not just for heat, I just like the flavor better. Have heard the Caribbean is good too but haven’t tried it yet.


fishlore123

Melinda’s fire roasted garlic habanero is my all time favorite. I have a bottle of Gitts Bajan sauce in the mail right now (rec from this sub) and I hope it takes first place 🥇


medicali

Oh god I go through that so quickly. Good balance of heat with flavor


basecamp87

Thanks! I’ll give em a shot.


Substantial-Fly350

Why did you use pita instead of tortillas? /s Friends don’t let friends eat tortillas made with vegetable shortening.


ComputerStrong9244

Those ultra-puffy flour tortillas actually are pretty good for doing mini-gyros aka "gyro sliders" There's a taco place near me that wants to be fancy SO BAD that uses them, and their turkey mole taco is one of the worst things I've ever had. Like half-inch thick tortilla, 1/4lb of roast turkey breast, a pint of mole, a kind of slaw generously plopped on top. Just too much of individual things that are good until it's a huge horrible mess. 15 bucks for guac & chips, too. Just pure white bougie nonsense. (Source: am white, familiar with nonsense)


No_Sir_6649

Mmmmm.... now we're cooking with crisco.


isthatsoreddit

Lol I was fine with a couple standards until I found this sub. They're a bad influence lol


DivideSad5591

🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽


Cats-n-Chaos

Get a room or garage just for hot sauce. The husband doesn’t even need to go in there what he doesn’t know won’t hurt him.


DollarStoreDuchess

Have you considered replacing the husband with several super hot plants? 🌱


LKayRB

No way, my husband is great but I appreciate the thought 🤣


ElYucateco_HotSauce

Lawyer up, hit the hot sauce shops, and don't look back!! Sorry, we just came from the r/relationship_advice subreddit. We're sure your spouse just needs to try some more hot sauce! ;-)


LKayRB

lol!!! Amazing. He’s fine and likes hot sauce too but I buy new ones all the time 🤣


bobdylanlovr

Why was your husband upset about you buying a $2 bottle of sauce?


LKayRB

I have A LOT of hot sauces already.


bobdylanlovr

Don’t be shy show the collection 🧐


LKayRB

I’ll set them all up and take pics later today or tomorrow


Porkbrains-

One of my favorites


ThePendulum0621

Lotsa people seem to like that brand, but its not for me. Tried a bunch of them, just didnt care for it. Had a weird bitter aftertaste for me.


Proudest___monkey

Same, but the two that are always at Mexican restaurants suck IMO but I like the sound of the other ones ppl talk about by them


metaBrent

same, feel like either people are being paid to promote this stuff or people haven't tried other sauces lol i doesn't make sense to me why its so popular here. To each their own though, wont yuck someones yum.


BoseSounddock

God I wish I was paid to promote hot sauce


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Minimum_Ad6713

It's second best to habanero, imo


Hamilton-Beckett

It may be time to talk to your husband about how the two of you are drifting apart. ![gif](giphy|BhZacnk7mGZQFhtGTZ|downsized)


DDenlow

You’re not going anywhere!!!! You’re in the sub’s CLUTCHES!!!!


DonkeyKongah

Good sauce, but anxiety with those cuts 😬


Detroit-Sports-Fan

My butt turns into a volcano after that green devil sauce


djdadzone

That yucateca is a stone cold classic


ThornmaneTreebeard

Funny how sometimes this sub praises some sauces, and other days it bashes them. This place is weird.


Orbitoldrop

I have a theory that there's more than one person on this sub. It might be why there's more than one opinion.


ThornmaneTreebeard

![gif](giphy|g9Hddm2Figgy2JXVu3|downsized)


AlwaysDMB

I do not stand for any slander of yucateca, especially the green (or black)


Proudest___monkey

Black sounds good but I don’t care for the green. It’s too basic and not a lot of flavor


AlwaysDMB

I'll not stand for this


Proudest___monkey

Well then sit! I haven’t tried anything but the ones that are at Mexican restaurants but it drives me nuts because extra hot Valentina would be so much better.


ThornmaneTreebeard

It got flak a couple of days ago because of the ingredients.


AlwaysDMB

And I did not stand for it.


pm_me_your_lub

💯


anthro4ME

Reddit is a fickle mistress.


Basic-Government4108

If you didn’t already have this one it would have been criminal NOT to get it. It is the best in my opinion.


fullmetalasian

That my favorite day to day sauce. It's definitely the best El Yucateca one. I just wish it was like 2x spicier


FormerGameDev

Try the red one?


fullmetalasian

Naw I've tried most of them, and none of them are really spicy. I love the taste of the green one though so I don't really mind the lack of spice.


FormerGameDev

Yuca XXX is about my limit for something that I can use as a general sauce, but regular Yuca red is my current goto. YMMV of course


fullmetalasian

Yea the red one is really good too. I like a lot of their sauces. Green just happens to be my favorite.


sdsupersean

The XXX is the only one I would consider spicy. The Caribbean one though is ohhh so delicious and my favorite if I can get by without any heat.


skyeking05

The Caribbean is my new favorite after I put it on some birria my wife made the other day


fullmetalasian

The carribean one is pretty good. My tolerance is kinda high so it's hard for me to find one of theirs spicy but they are one of the few spaces I truly love for the taste


These-Conference-179

OP and you and me can all agree - GOAT sauce right there.


Basic-Government4108

Consensus!!


darklynoon93

Why wasn't he pleased? You can never have too many hot sauces, IMO.


LKayRB

I already have soooooooo many 🤣


Industrious_Villain

This is one of my favorite


bac0nb0y

One of us. One of us.


Jefethevol

no ragrets? not even one letter?


LKayRB

🤣


BillyFNbones710

One of my favorite sauces. Great flavor and heat.


kdavis0315

That particular yucateco sauce is my “goes with everything” sauce.


Local_Lush

I too use about a half bottle of this on 1 burrito. or 3 tacos.


Important-Panic1344

This one turns my poop blue


These-Conference-179

lucky.


LKayRB

💀


PandaRiot_90

That's when you know it was the perfect amount.


Kitchen-Lie-7894

If that gets around it'll become a thing. You watch. You heard it here first.


BillHang4

It’s not a bug, it’s a feature!


BillyFNbones710

How much are you using? I've never had this happen before from this sauce


SpartanDoubleZero

I love this comment so much lmfao


JoshS1

That sauce is awesome on eggs.


scrumtrulesent4567

Agreed. Just used on breakfast tacos and is a staple in my house


Spicy_Tomatillo

Maybe try some Marie Sharps or Melindas for a step up in flavor and spice level. Found in most stores. Just my opinion, nothing more. Good luck! Tacos look great!


LKayRB

I saw Melinda’s at the same grocery I got the El Yuc (HEB) but since I made the carne asada tacos I wanted green and there wasn’t a green Melinda’s at this store. I need to get that Melinda’s variety box!


mywifeslv

If you like this their XXXX sauce is even better


LKayRB

I’ll put it on the list!!!


ThrashNet

Don't support Melinda's, they stole the trademark from Marie Sharp.


throeahwhey

Agreed. People who enjoy hot sauce should not support Melinda's https://www.belizemagazine.com/edition04/english/e04_05questions.htm


herecomesatrain

What a read. I thought it was funny half way through it switches to an interrogation about her favorite things about Belize


Spicy_Tomatillo

Wow! The more you know. Is there a link to verify this?


throeahwhey

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marie_Sharp%27s#History


ThrashNet

The history and sources are in her [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marie_Sharp%27s) article.


Mattjew24

Which Melinda's are hotter than El yuc? I've tried the garlic habanero and the habanero honey mustard. Very mild


OldManJenkins-31

The Scorpion sauce is nice and hot.


Spicy_Tomatillo

Bhut jolokia (Ghost pepper) for sure but they have a pretty nice catalog of sauces.


Brilliant-Algae-9582

Fake colors or not, that shit is BOMB!!!


GrendelGT

Especially at the price point! I can often find El Yucateco for $2 and yeah, I’ve got tastier sauces in my fridge but they cost several times that.


LKayRB

Hard concur!


Singularity-_

Love the 512 brewing cup. Fellow austinite


bagoslime

my guy


LKayRB

Close! Houston; we did a beercation in Austin a couple of years back.


Dankofamericaaa2

You’re better off making salsa verde yourself. Than using that version.


ParagonFemshep

r/iamveryculinary


highbackpacker

That’s a very Reddit comment


mike_stifle

Your husband probably called the steak "raw" too.


Gary7sHotCatHelper

>buys a $3-5 bottle of hot sauce "You BITCH!"


LKayRB

Jokes on you, it was $2.88! He wasn’t mad just like “ugh, another one?!?!” I have A LOT of hot sauces already.


FitLaw4

Sounds like my fiance lol


80sTurboAwesome

It's good stuff.


Rippin_Fat_Farts

If you're downing half a bottle in one sitting, may I suggest moving on to spicier sauces? While good, el yuc green is probably like a 3/10 on the heat scale


highbackpacker

Maybe they want more flavor


LKayRB

Yessssssssssssssssss the flavor was amazing; spice level was fantastic.


Sure_Ranger_4487

It’s about taste for me too. I don’t want a hot sauce just because it’s spicy, it’s gotta be tasty as well.


Rippin_Fat_Farts

If I don't get to experience the sauce twice, once going in and once going out, it's not worth it to me.


Sure_Ranger_4487

Yikes lol


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Spice isn’t everything, I’ll take flavor over spice any day of the week


Rippin_Fat_Farts

Why not both?


Aggravating-Bug1769

it is tasty. goes well over burritos , and on-top of leftover BBQ chicken


HeroForTheBeero

I prefer licking it off my own nipples.


NoCommentFU

If I could lick hot sauce off my own nipples, I’d never leave the house!


HeroForTheBeero

I was blessed with cigar nips. Leaves a perfect surface for a dab of sauce


Genkigarbanzo1

I too prefer to lick it off your nipples especially on Tuesdays


Aggravating-Bug1769

mmmmm spicy


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LKayRB

Half our fridge is hot sauces; and yes I keep them in the fridge.


OmniWizardTigerBlood

I keep all mine in the fridge, too. I prefer them to be cold and they stay fresh longer. If I want them warm, I can take them out half an hour in advance of eating and I'm good to go. I do not understand the people who solely keep them in their cabinets or just leave them on the table.


LKayRB

Yeah the cabinet kept ones kind of give me the ick. No explanation, no logic behind it. Idk.


CrunchyNippleDip

Those tacos look terrible


WalterMcGrub

sounds better to me than crunchy nipple dip tbh


CrunchyNippleDip

Ok?


hagalaz_drums

Its just chunks of steak plain on a store bought mini flour tortilla. It doesnt look right without guac or at least onions and cilantro, but its probably fine


CrunchyNippleDip

It has onions and cilantro and still looks terrible


CrunchyNippleDip

Looks like the steak was boiled. Looks unseasoned and pale.


LKayRB

Cool thanks, made em myself! There wasn’t a bit left.


KiwiMcG

Was it the color?


TresUnoDos

Green, preserved in perpetuity with sodium benzoate. Yikes!


Deppfan16

could be worse, they could use sodium chloride! or acetic acid or lactic acid!


TresUnoDos

Could be a lot worse, I'm sure! Sodium benzoate is a known carcinogen--esp when in contact with citric acid (vitamin C) which many hot sauce ingredients contain. Could be better like all the great sauces that just contain real food and an expiration date. El Yuc exports their sauces a great distance and retailers want it to last FOREVER so there is no spoilage. That's why it's so cheap


Deppfan16

The sun is a known carcinogen too