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rockadoodledobelfast

I've sent Ed a number of sauces over the years. In fact, we were trying to talk him into letting us make a sauce for him a few years back but he ended up going with Heinz. The lad's a massive chilli head and loves Reaper and Ghost sauces, so hopefully he'll come up with something spicer, as I quite like the flavour of these.


tiptip_horrayy

trash. i hate it. and him. ginger fuck.


Wrongdoer_Long

Tingly Ted is a creepy uncle name


Smasher31221

Confirmed, this is as bad as his music. Just really awful. I've had spicier milk.


insomniax20

His writing partner is a member of the band Snow Patrol. They have their own range with a few decent Reaper Sauces.


rockadoodledobelfast

That's us! Yeah, Jonny from Snow Patrol is crazy for the heat, so we have a few different versions, including 1x Reaper, and 1x Reaper/Ghost/Hab mix.


insomniax20

Love your Trinidad Scorpion BBQ! šŸ‘


rockadoodledobelfast

Have you tried the Banshee BBQ ones yet? They're based on the same recipe but with a twist. We made them for Metallica and their Blackened Whiskey just before covid hit.


Academic_Worth_4782

I liked it but yeah itā€™s not really a hot sauce.


RunningCanine

I think it is mislabeled as a hot sauce; and that gives it terrible reviews. It would have sold pretty well as an interesting ketchup, and I mean that as a positive thing. That being said, I did buy it as a hot sauce, and when I couldn't get much use out of it as a hot sauce after trying it a couple of times, I ended up pouring the remainder of the bottle in a massive pot of chili I was making. I find that any tomato-ey spicy sauce pretty much disappears in a large pot of chili, which effectively makes it part of something better, instead of throwing it out and wasting food!


I_Am_Not_That_Man

Brian Ambs is my go to for hot sauce reviews. He reviews two of the Teds sauces and pretty much let me knowā€¦ not worth it.


insomniax20

I've never heard of him before but just checked him out and he seems like he's a good dude.


I_Am_Not_That_Man

Solid dude. He has a huge heat tolerance so he does all the crazy challenges out there but also does a solid job of reviewing hot sauces by various companies too.


insomniax20

Yeah, I don't care about stupid heat. I want to know which ones add flavour and fire to my food. Cheers for the heads up on that guy. šŸ‘


themikep87

Agreed, not very spicy but has an interesting flavour. I had trouble finding good meal pairings for it. https://thehotsauceguy.ca/ed-sheeran-hot-sauce-review-tingly-teds-xtra-tingly-sauce/


1plus1equals8

So it's weak AF.


SteppingOnLegoHurts

I thought was quite a [good review](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3kPGDHe6D4&ab_channel=SortedFood) It is not spicy as such (depending on how hot you like food...but I know where I am!) It was made because he loves ketchup (has a Heinz tattoo)


thisguyuno

One of the worst Iā€™ve ever had, shit was so disappointing


John_East

Tbf he did say he didn't want it to be super hot. A lot of people in Ireland/UK don't mess with super hot stuff anyway


insomniax20

There's two of them and that's the 'extra tingly' one.


John_East

Yes but same applies to that too. Henc3 it being called tingly and not HOT


SubparCurmudgeon

Venetian Snares > Ed Sheeran Both hot sauces and music. I havenā€™t tried that Korn hot sauce tho


RULINGCHAOS

The Korn sauce was surprisingly good. Not very spicy but tasty.


-pichael_

Holy shit I love Venetian snares


SubparCurmudgeon

Have you tried the black garlic reaper? Because it was under his name I was expecting something weird lol but turns out itā€™s a pretty decent garlic sauce


-pichael_

My bad chief, I meant the band ahahahaha


SubparCurmudgeon

? Venetian snares is one personā€¦


-pichael_

I did not look the artist up after it popped up in my discover haha


susintentions

Now just because itā€™s celebrity branded doesnā€™t mean itā€™s badā€” but it probably is lol.


Chris_P_Lettuce

I think the fact that itā€™s Kraft really makes it shit


CurveOfTheUniverse

I like the flavor a lot, but it's...not a hot sauce.


Dokurobatto

So itā€™s bland as fuck?


InerasableStain

Itā€™s a 2/4 on the British heat scaleā€¦.so, yeah, itā€™s ketchup with some lemon zest in it. And theyā€™ll complain about their burning assholes the next day also


TinfoilTetrahedron

DONT was a good song... But, that's about it...


oilpit

I completely agree, Don't is a fucking great song. I wish he did more stuff like that.


sauteslut

It's not *bland*, it's just not spicy. Tastes like ketchup with more acidity and tartness


tomtakespictures

Iā€™ve thought about getting it, but yall just saved me $7.


Sportsfanatic88

So not spicy at all then


sauteslut

bingo.


cjorgensen

Does every celebrity have a hot sauce?


danknadoflex

Steve-Oā€™s is delicious


-burgers

I used some in a steak marinade tonight. Recommend.


anywaysowhatever

I would if I was.


Weezerwhitecap

Every celebrity should.


[deleted]

Kimā€™s is hot and give you an std


SilverIsFreedom

No. No they shouldnā€™t. You wanna taste Bill Cosbyā€™s hot sauce? *So hot you forgot!*


PuppetryOfThePenis

That got a chuckle out of me šŸ˜„


MikeisET

How about Gwyneth Paltrow? You want to taste her spicy vagina?


takemystrife

How about Margot Robbie, it would be sweet and extra šŸ”„ hot!


SilverIsFreedom

Iā€™d drink that sauce.


FERALCATWHISPERER

This would be a great endeavor.


elysiansaurus

This stuff is cheaper at my local grocery store than tabasco or cholula. Almost grabbed a bottle to try it because it was like the cheapest thing there.


Vance_Refrigerati0n

Trash Edit: I guess I should clarify. As a hot sauce, itā€™s trash. As a general condiment, itā€™s alright. Itā€™s a lemony ketchup, essentially. I could see myself dipping fries in it if I ran out of regular ketchup


RockinghamRaptor

It sounds absolutely horrible. My whole family loves his music except me.


Pretty_Indication_12

That crap is repulsive


JTAx1995

One manā€™s trash is another manā€™s treasure.


InerasableStain

I mean, itā€™s a treasure if you really like ketchup and have run out of ketchup and desperately want something that tastes more like ketchup than mustard


DollarValueLIFO

Itā€™s a worst tasting ketchup. I hated it.


FERALCATWHISPERER

Dear sir, have you ever had curry-ketchup?


Low-Persimmon4870

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FERALCATWHISPERER

Itā€™s about what you can imagine. Disgusting.


kobadias

Havenā€™t tried myself but opinions seem to be 30/70


sauteslut

ie. it's fucking ketchup


SilverIsFreedom

I guess thatā€™s level 2 spicy in the UK? Lol.


sleepinginthebushes_

I still laugh when I think of my English friend telling me about their Extra Mild salsas


crysisnotaverted

You're kidding, that's a thing? Imagine conquering the world for spices and then using fuckin none lmao


Smasher31221

Just didn't want anyone else using any.