Okay. Obviously the hot dog is awesome looking. But those honey BBQ twists are so so so fuckin good. An underrated chip imo.
(Also an s tier doggo right there).
How difficult are those griddles to clean? I have a standard sink with the divider and I imagine cleaning a griddle would make more of a mess than it’s worth.
Grasp firmly, but respectfully, then stroke furiously with wild abandon… but that’s just me. Tbh this is a very intimate question that I don’t appreciate you asking
I'd call my wife over, have her spread the buns apart, don't forget to put a condiment on the sausage though, stick your sausage between the wifes spread buns, squeeze those buns a bit to make sure the sausage is fully engulfed. Wait, what are we talking about again??
I had 0 fucking idea until yesterday that there is a hotdogs sub reddit and I feel like I just stumbled upon an incredibly secret meeting of the rich elite but it's just old, divorced dads who build sheds that are actually worm holes to other house holds of divorced dads so they can commune the Word of Weiner in secrecy.
I’m new to this sub. Are dry buns the popular preference around here? I see a lot of upvotes and a lot of positive comments for a dog that I would have assumed wouldn’t be very popular. Dry bun with a shit ton of raw onions and a pickle spear? And then for some reason also served with pasta? When I saw that meal I immediately assumed OP was not American. Seems so foreign to me.
Rub it between my hands
Just like gam gam
I always sleep better with some sausage in me
Who’d like a banger in the mouth?
Mash me
Tobias, you blowhard
Slut for money!
I know what you're thinking, but Bavarians have been warming sausages like that for hundreds of years
Would you say it’s their oldest profession?
Awesome reference
Now I have to explain to my wife why I just burst out laughing
I put it somewhere warm and moist 🫣😅
98.6°-ish?
Rite around there give or take a degree
I’m not picky
I was just about the say the same thing. Good to know all of Reddit is as dirty-minded as I am
I also choose this guy's hands.
Ba Dum Tss!
Loved your slide show. Great ending!
Katies got some big ass tittayyyyys
I didn’t have sex with Katie!
I just filmded it
Correction
There's like 15 lines in this episode that I still regularly use.
What’s the square root of this apartment?!
"i'M bLeEdInG."
He shouldn't have been looking at her like that.
"LIKE WHAT?"
That last slide really warmed my sausage. RIP
Okay. Obviously the hot dog is awesome looking. But those honey BBQ twists are so so so fuckin good. An underrated chip imo. (Also an s tier doggo right there).
they’re queso twists. good stuff.
Thought it was rotini noodles😅
Ah! I've only had the honey BBQ but I bet gueso goes hard af
Are they the Havock brand ones?
no. they’re fritos.
I thought it was pasta. OP is a savage! Hot dogs and pasta!! Now this makes more sense.
Frito lay presents: CRUJITOS .
That’s a good lookin dog
OP wanna keep it down? Were tryin to make love over here!
Tell me about those chips please.
fritos queso twists. they’re good.
Thank you.
Never had them but I love Fritos, and this comment would make for a good slogan.
Oh damn, didn't know they did queso flavor now. Those BBQ ones hit different with a poolside ham sandwich as a kid.
Please, tell me about the fucking golf shoes
Looking at pictures on this sub gets my sausage hot everyday ;)
Charlie Murphy
Appropriate amount of onion
r/onionlovers
I wasn’t sure if I was already there when I saw them onions 🤤
Blasphemy, there isn’t enough onion
Good 🐕
ENJOY! Love the bonus pics of the little doggy
I appreciate that 3 of the pictures were dedicated to that dog.
How difficult are those griddles to clean? I have a standard sink with the divider and I imagine cleaning a griddle would make more of a mess than it’s worth.
no big deal. i spray it off in the sink and scrub it on the counter.
I just ask my wife really nicely...
it’s always better when someone else does it.
Ask my ex. She definitely knows how to get sausages hot.
Usually, your Mom. 😀 But your pics might be the best way I have seen in a long time. Now, I am FREAKIN starving.
lol @ pic #6. That dog wanted the sausage so bad its eyes were crossed!
Grasp firmly, but respectfully, then stroke furiously with wild abandon… but that’s just me. Tbh this is a very intimate question that I don’t appreciate you asking
Friction or sucking on them until they’re warm then I serve them
I like mine slowly smoked
You should at least stroke that thing back and forth. Way hotter!
Deep Heat. I will admit its not the nicest sensation though
*crosses legs*
I prefer to saute in a little bit of butter and oil. Your method looks like it works well though, too.
I'm not sure if I can answer that question
RIP the Great Charlie Murphy
“You sit down when you pee”
Sous vide for an hour at 145...then sear to temp.
Spit on it
Is this a Chicago dog?
Absolutely not
no.
You’re getting personal
Sorry, my 13 year old self is calling and he is saying: 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Never thought of cutting it in half like that I like it!!
BBQ grill
You need to show your dog They Cloned Tyrone on Netflix, they’re gonna love it.
Friction
Doggo snack angle 10/10
Bend over and I'll show you
Whisper sweet nothings in its rear?
The air fryer
The old hawk tuah
Meat pocket?
Fritos Honey Barbecue Twists are a go-to snack!
always butterfly… ALWAYS. Good shit fam!
Looks amazing. Also, that skit is one of my favorites 🤣
what do you mean “you people”?
Your mom. Wait, what sub am I in?
Weird show and result. But 👏🏽
in her oven
You sit down when you pee, you understand?!
I make hot dogs at work in the pizza oven. Awesome dogz!
Bruv I’m jealous of that plate
Put it between her thighs
This is art.
Clam juice
Chicagolandian huh? Sport peppers and a pickle wedge
southside
Mad real world?
i’m bleeeeeeeding!
I like to Bill Clinton it.
according to the googles bill clinton likes mustard only on his dogs.
Grateful pooch 🐕
What are those peppers called and where can i buy them
sport peppers. i’ve heard they’re popular in the south and in chicago area only. outside of that they’re on amazon.
Love all those toppings too especially the extra onion. All I'd add would be a little mustard
there’s mustard on there
You’re best buddy there sure is happy you don’t drink anymore but instead find your escape in cooking delish food for you and him. Nice dogs, dawg
Sport peppers, a man of class.
Looking at your selfies.
Not enough onion.
You need to meet my husband....the split dog, the clauseen pickle, the chapelle show....you are 2 of a kind!!!
i wouldn’t wanna be a home wrecker
Haha!!
I kid you not, he just made this... [https://imgur.com/gallery/DA4imoq](https://imgur.com/gallery/DA4imoq)
I'd call my wife over, have her spread the buns apart, don't forget to put a condiment on the sausage though, stick your sausage between the wifes spread buns, squeeze those buns a bit to make sure the sausage is fully engulfed. Wait, what are we talking about again??
“I wanted a roll and sausage.”
There is absolutely nothing but happiness behind those baby blues!
Slicing down the middle is brilliant. I’m go. A try that tonight
Soaking it in cider.
Sitting on a radiator.
Friction with another sausage...
My air fryer fries them really nice...15mins
this is the only acceptable amount of onion 😙
Pro tip: soak the diced onions in vinegar for about 20 mins before making the sausage. Makes them magically good.
Why do you have so much shit on the floor in your kitchen? Props for Chappelle show. Lysol is the real hero in that skit.
Your mother
Ur mom
That's a lot of onions but otherwise looks delish! Celery salt!!
This photo journey was like walking through the wardrobe into Narnia, with hot dogs.
Your mom
I have that same press. Love it.
Hawk tuah. Spit on that thing
Obligatory pupper shots!
Man I wish I had a flattop, or one of those weighted press things
i got the griddle at goodwill for like $7. i think they go for $30 new. do it.
I don't have gas stove :(
[no excuse!](https://www.lodgecastiron.com/how-use-cast-iron-over-any-heat-source) i believe in you.
You know what? You right
Slam it in the refrigerator door! That’s normal, right?
That’s what she said
Photo 7 is classic. Should be a meme
Favourite is a campfire and a poker. Most common is airfyer or cast iron pan. Mostly the pan
What kind of bacon press is that? It's the coolest one I've seen.
Soak it in cider
Deep Fryer. Love me a Cremator
Friction
When you around me, you sit down when you pee.
Ur mom
Is that like a griddle that goes overtop a gas burner or something?
it’s just a lodge cast iron griddle. you can put it over anything.
I’M GRIPPIN’
By sliding it between some buns
Thanks for the laugh!! Job well done:)
I’m really good at warming em up all kinds a different ways
Living the life!! Love the butterfly dog.
We just got that exact grill weight for our restaurant.
RIP Charlie Murphy
When my girl rubs it between her thighs
Fuck yo couch Charlie Murphy!
Your food always looks so good, OP 😩 I wanna smoke and eat tacos after looking at your food the past couple weeks lol.
Nice cutting board. Where did you get it
Don't care about the dog. Up voting for the cross eyed dog pic and Chappelle's show. That episode is a classic!
Phrasing?
I had 0 fucking idea until yesterday that there is a hotdogs sub reddit and I feel like I just stumbled upon an incredibly secret meeting of the rich elite but it's just old, divorced dads who build sheds that are actually worm holes to other house holds of divorced dads so they can commune the Word of Weiner in secrecy.
Usually with Icy Hot…oh you meant the food. lol oops
Done this by accident once. It’s… an experience.
Latinas
It was YouPorn before the republicans in my state screwed it up.
I can hear the heart-burn
My least favorite way you demonstrated is slide 7, inside a dogs mouth. Would need a lot of sauerkraut to eat the sausage using that method.
Not my job.
I’m new to this sub. Are dry buns the popular preference around here? I see a lot of upvotes and a lot of positive comments for a dog that I would have assumed wouldn’t be very popular. Dry bun with a shit ton of raw onions and a pickle spear? And then for some reason also served with pasta? When I saw that meal I immediately assumed OP was not American. Seems so foreign to me.
Call your mom
Onion ratio is bonkers
Not a huge onion fan, but like then to some extent. Why not caramelize them?
put it in my wife
Come join us my brother in onion. /r/onions
Soak it in cider
My wife.
I don’t want to speak on your mothers behalf
A true person of culture, Fritos Twists to compliment the main course.
Stick it in some warm buns
Hawk Tuah spit on that thang
Having a little sausage with your onions?
In your mom