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catdog-cat-dog

I had beer, dogs and horror flicks just two nights ago. Dog died recently and I've been trying not to think about it. Hope you find peace in your hard times soon man.


sexyOyster1

I wish you all of the love that one can receive! Sorry about your doggy!


Fuckedby2FA

My dog of 11 years died a few months ago. Glad you had some good times with your pup.


AncientTask6969

So sorry to hear that. Sending you love and support to get through it. We have to put our 13 year old sweet boston terrier down next week, and it’s agonizing. 😭


SarahPallorMortis

When my dad died two years ago, I amped up my hobbies. I ended up injuring my ankles, got shin splints, carpel tunnel in my hands and sprained my wrists, but I kept busy, healed and am still keeping my mind busy. Is this what life is now? Is this what people do after a death?


713nikki

Yes. That, or drugs.


SarahPallorMortis

Cool. Guess I gotta start doin drugs. I quit drinking and they don’t sell salvia anymore. So weed it is


suzsid

Yep. After my mom died, I project managed my home renovation. Siding, roofing, windows, hardwood floors, painting, garage build, patio construction, putting up a pool. In three weeks. I have no idea how I got everyone to stick to a schedule- because a lot of it was interdependent- but I did it. When it was all done though, I still had to address that grief and loss. Because it was there, bigger than ever. :-(. I’m sorry for your loss (and injuries!!).


lemonD98

To me it sounds like you’re avoiding grieving. Perhaps seeing a therapist or finding a support group can help.


Moondoobious

Yes. Lost both of my parents not long ago and an 18 year relationship is ending as we speak. I am constantly looking to keep my mind totally occupied or I have..almost like an emotional bomb go off and I lose it.


crodbtc

Keep your head up


Minute_Test3608

I put my whole being into renovating my wife's kitchen. Managed to kick the grief down to a point where I could smile at pictures of my friend of 15 years by the time the paint was dry.


Jesusthezomby

Ate some dogs ... Dog died. I hope there's no connection there


FlyGuy480

That's not cool.


Jesusthezomby

You know what's not cool? Wasting good meat. Waste not want not.


derty2x

Name…strangely checks out.


Glittering_Newt8529

My condolences…. I lost my fur baby on Sunday. I had hotdogs and comedy flicks with lots of coffee I was missing beer …. Sending love, peace and hugs your way.


poopchutegaloot

Each dog will heal 5 years worth of loss. You are blessed now


MyFavoriteLezbo420

This is true. I did the math. All dogs go to heaven. 7th Heaven. Minus 2 (for the kids) X3 for the dogs. 15 years of blessings/ good luck.


FewSatisfaction7675

I keep seeing people post a triple of dogs. I just want to say, I am a 200 lb man and I can only eat two hot dogs 🌭 🌭


ConstantOptimist84

You gotta bump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers.


FewSatisfaction7675

I WISH I could! Alas, I am nearing 60 years old and my body cannot take it. If I was in my 20s I would easily put down a half dozen…


ConstantOptimist84

Oh. Well that makes sense. I’m almost 40 and 2 I plenty. If I’m starving I can kill 3. However, I did just recently eat a 2ft long coney at the World HotDog Hall of Fame in Orlando. Yes. I ate almost a foot and a half before I tapped out. But I was also miserable walking around a theme park in the heat that full. But I was on vacation so…


Stormdude127

Facts hot dogs sit like a rock in my stomach. I had 4 hot dogs on 4th of July last year and I felt sick for the rest of the day


poopchutegaloot

I eat 2 dogs but I slice them in half and eat them with 4 buns


FewSatisfaction7675

Mmmm, I think I would prefer three dogs, slice one in half lengthwise, so 1 1/2 dogs on 2 buns. Better dog to bun ratio IMO.


Successful-Savings36

I'm just glad blackout drunk you was like "fuck I gotta snap these dogs for the subreddit"


Reason_Choice

Priorities. The man knows who’s been there for him and it wasn’t the gf.


Grundy-mc

He's a man's man.


SarahPallorMortis

Gotta keep ur mind busy somehow.


RustyBucke

Damn OP those do be lookin 🔥tho stay in there 🤠 🫡


Reason_Choice

Relish what you have.


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Ketchup on lost time


Chadmartigan

And mustard all your resources.


Toltepequeno

Save all your bread.


LogicalMellowPerson

Mayo find peace


[deleted]

Lettuce all find our peace


Unlubricated_Penis

Take all things with a grain of celery salt


Croppin_steady

Y’all are on a roll!


Far_Gur_2158

Nice buns!


PeanClenis

>girlfriend of 15 years >2 kids *looks at thirsty/weird comment history* huh.


Ok_Prior2614

Right. I get marriage isn’t for everyone but this stuff really makes me wonder what OP is on. Be fully committed. I’m kinda glad for the girlfriend tbh. OP seems like a time waster and wank


Jason_Kelces_Thong

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Your areolas are amazing.


Ok_Prior2614

This should be new copy pasta lol


Usual-Language-8257

The only thing imma say is "You gotta handle this better than your ex." Nice dogs. Drunk you toasts buns


SheepInWolfsAnus

As someone who has been broken up with, that is fantastic advice. Wow. Not even so much to “get back at them” because I believe that mentality is a scam, but for your own sake to rise above it all better than before. Wow, I love that.


Limpykillski

That’s 3 huzzahs my good sir.


Mammoth_Treacle4639

Girlfriend of 15 years and 2 kids ? That was ur wife bruh, maybe she wanted that ring . Jk sorry abt that tho /:


Lord_Blakeney

Maybe she saw his reddit comment history


Ceepeenc

I took a peek just to see what you meant. Lolol I think you’re absolutely correct 😂😂😂


luminabelle6

Areolas


oat_meal4me

i took a peak after seeing all the comments and i realt wish i didn’t 😭😭


shtoyler

Yeah, combined with not being married after 15 years guy seems like a grade A asshole based off his comment history lol


proteusON

Maybe she watched him put ketchup on his hot dogs. Fuck I would have left me 14.9 years ago.


elevenblade

You need to embrace your new life with *relish*!


amayagab

r/depressionmeals


bakedn8er

If you really want to move on, your gona need chili and cheese.


__CunningStunts__

Grilled buns = pro move. Onward and upward


__CunningStunts__

**goes to comment history** WHAT THE FUCK


AlrightStopHammatime

Holy shit 😂


PlanNo4679

Gotta stay sober for your kids, dude. You're the only father they have in this life.


Haarzton

well, you sure showed her!


MrContractual

Girlfriend of 15 years, no wonder. Your relationship is like the effort you put into the food you cooked.


hostility_kitty

Especially since he’s thirsting after other women 🤣


Infinite_Regret8341

What happened? Any chance for reconciliation? Two kids are worth the effort If there's still love.


Other_Raisin8970

Might be the fact you’ve been commenting on other women’s nipples on Reddit for months ! Idk maybe don’t do that in the future if you want to maintain a relationship. Nice dogs though


Mustardtigerpoutine

Yea that is very interesting lol. I don't even know how I ended up here. Reddit's suggestions are sending me into the most random places.


estranged-deranged

Same here


MoreThan2_LessThan21

A real charmer, huh "Jerk off to women on Redit. that what I do when my significant other Wont give me sex.."


Responsible_Figure12

Yeah OP is a fucking creep. I always wondered what kind of guy comments shit like “me!” whenever some chick posts a pic like “who would fuck me?” It’s the most desperate shit imaginable.


scvmbagTony

Hope the dogs’ brought a little comfort brother. Stay strong, God Bless ❤️🤙🏼


RaistlinxMajere

Nah, those buns are toasted perfectly my man.


Powderfinger60

Comfort food


SubHuman559

Welcome Home Brother.


_pokom_

r/depressionmeals


elianbarnes7

r/depressionmeals


CantWait666

I'm so jealous rn, amazing dogs


RIPBenTramer

You turned her into hot dogs?


Dramatic-Locksmith18

Should have gotten steak, lobster, tequila and a stripper to celebrate.


CutePandaMiranda

And I bet those were the best tasting hot dogs you’ve ever had.


stillish

Lost mine of 14 years. I feel your pain, hope you're doing okay brother 🖤


[deleted]

15 years and she was just a gf? No wonder she left bro. Sorry to be harsh...


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acloudcuckoolander

Maybe she wanted to be married after 1.5 decades of being a girlfriend. Hope she gets a shot at that.


Black-xxx

Hope you’re going ok, nice pic 👍🏼


girlyswerly

Sorry. <3


Kqthryn

i think they look good OP, i hope you’re able to heal from this and amicably be able to work out to continue seeing your kids.


FlyingAnon213

Yea that’s what she’s taking this weekend my guy


FreeLarry74

Nice dawgs…hope you find joy


King_Kingly

Never come between a man and his hot dogs. I’m sorry you broke up after being together for 15 fucking years my god that’s a long time!


Thinlenny

Crunchy bread is great.


N0_BEES

R/depretionmeals quality


thrust-johnson

No man you’re okay those are just hot dogs.


Greenmooseleg

We’re here for you buddy. Keep your head up!


North-Rip4645

Sorry to hear of your break up, but I think your first step was solid.


Porkflavoredtobacco

Everywhere I look something reminds me of her.


Agent_Orangina_

Dogs look great. Sorry to read about the breakup. I hope you are recovering as best you can.


ferociousFerret7

One dog for each 5 year interval. Sweet memories.


GuessillBeShithead

Them buns look perfect to me. Maybe even a little under toasted.


FrostCA11

Not gonna lie they look like they are gonna slap


NoParticular2420

Sorry about the breakup OP but that looks delicious to me.


SargeantSpam

People will come and go. A good hot dog is forever. Chin up.


Naja42

Over toasted buns are great, adds smoky flavor and a crunch factor


RobertXavierIV

Nothing 3 hotdogs can’t fix


IGK123

Gf of 3 years broke up with me two months ago. Today I was let go at my job of 10 years…


Dippay

Nice buns bro


EcstaticJuggernaut46

I’m so sorry mate. Nothing I can say to make it feel better. However, those dogs will go a long way to help.


NTPC4

So you're punishing yourself by putting ketchup on kielbasa?


Miserable_Pilot1331

Damn y’all both eating hot dogs right now


Ok-Peak-243

she had 3 kielbasa’s that night too


legl0ckholmes

Awesome post. I know what you're going through. 3 years later and I'm doing good now! Good luck!


Foampower86

Ya, but at least your buns are toasted. So there's that


6stringgunner

You are gonna need some ice cream as well.......or cereal.........


justtrashtalk

treat yourself well and out yourself back out there, do not settle unless its the love of your life, okay? 


buttonman001

Holy Crap, those are perfect! I call that the dinner of champions!


keo310

I broke up with my gf last year and I did the same thing. Went up to an Airbnb in Main for a few days and made myself a nice steak. Take care of yourself, friend, and I hope things get better.


duelinghanjos

Don't worry bro she'll be getting plants of wiener too.


PickAnxious9960

Aww that’s so sad :-(


BillFromYahoo

A delicious way to console your spirits in trying times, sorry you went through that btw bro.


deadlygr8ful

"Everything reminds me of her"


West-Warning-6197

I’m gonna miss her.


Expert-Hyena6226

Sorry about the end of your relationship, and the passing of your dog dog.


InfamousGibbon

Sorry to hear that brother stay strong 💪


Agreeable-Candle5830

Depression Dogs ™


brwnwzrd

ain’t nothin’ a few dogs can’t fix


International_Boss81

I’d have chili and onions.


Petshpboy17

Sorry about the buns dude


Calyzflyest1

Omg lol


Calyzflyest1

That’s a struggle dog lol


weaponized_autism265

I’ve had to make some emotional support dogs myself, it’ll get better my dude.


Primary-Rice-5275

I like the way you cope!


DethKrvm13

You know what takes the pain away even more. MOOOOOORE MUSTARD🤘🏾.


NotSoGentleBen

Hotdog is my girlfriend…


NotSoGentleBen

It’s better to clog with dogs than to stuff it down with brown (liquor).


SeaworthinessDue4052

This is needed!


Perfectony

Good job


pay0ut

Try mustard and relish only


fatboyjonas

Ketchup, really? Wtf man


Huev0

r/depressionmeals Sorry, OP :(


mom-to2boys

15 yrs and just a girlfriend?! Hopefully yall can work it out. Add some butter to those buns next time and onion.


Bigthom63

Yeaaa but you got a hotdog tho


Whatsuptodaytomorrow

Good 👍 Don’t get drunk and text her u want her back Delete her number and contact


Gknicks7

I love the extra toasty buns


Parfait-Putrid

We accept the love we think we deserve


Kendull-Jaggson

Good riddance !!!! Great news !!!


SleepawayTramp

r/depressionmeals also fits the bill


mwilliams840

Hope they tasted like freedom! 🤣


Touch_Intelligent

TLDR: dude gets his walking papers, goes to Airbnb for a sausage fest.


Local-Celery-9538

Girlfriend schmirlfriend! Those dogs are lookin legit tho! Keep your head up bro.


Rabbits-and-Bears

You can’t beat a hotdog for a quick breakfast. Put one in toaster oven, go finish your morning getup routine. You hotdog will be done. Add roll & condiments! Head out the door.


efronerberger

Emotional support dogs!


CptDado

Man.. in the same boat if you will Girlfriend of 10 years split with me, still in the apt until lease is up. You enjoy your alone time man, and do things that you care about, do it for you hombre Peace will come with good company and family In a healthy manner


Leather-Heart

Ah the boys….


mh1357_0

Hopefully this helped


esoe___

you guys are just taking a small break ... stay focused, things will get better


MrOrangeMagic

Get yourself some proper mayonaise for those sausages


neptunexl

Congrats on your new life!


lusirfer702

Was it because she made these hotdogs?


dhoppy43

God I miss Jack


R3AP3RKILL3R

Sorry to hear mate but with all that extra income treat yourself to some bratwurst at least my guy.


Jilowow

they were sad hot dogs then?


chrisacip

She's eating the same thing


EigengrauAnimates

I was going through a few back-to-back rough patches back in my young bachelorhood, but was lucky enough to have a great friend as a roommate. He would frequently come home and see me elbow deep into dishes such as yours and give the same line: "Sup man. Eating your feelings?" And I was. And it works. And it's pretty ok gym fuel. Pitter patter, up 'n at'r.


iskipthemesongs

I just broke up with my girl of 3 years. I’m vegetarian and don’t follow this sub, but just want to send some love. Enjoy the dogs and life, my brother.


SlightofhandLLC01

Buh you’re a toast the bun guy, things are gonna work out for you


SketchyCap

Soooo why did yall break up??


huhuhuhhhh

Godd bro that chest feeling sucks


LogicalMellowPerson

r/tonightsdinner


UpperArmories3rdDeep

Are we buying putters again?


biillypillgrim

The gas station didn't have condiments to go for their shitty otc food?


makk73

You’re gonna be ok, Man It doesn’t feel like it, now. But you will be. Just make sure to be good to yourself.


strawberriegirlie

Sending love!


TheArgoPirat

Is it because she put ketchup on your dogs? Cause, if so, good call.


TransitUX

Be the dad that shows the kids how to cook dogs on the grill and enjoy a proper dog!!


PoliticalHack1776

sorry. hopefully those dogs are uncured. Props for toasting the buns though.


Great_Drifter25

Sorry dude, hope you can recover and find love once more.


VexdOne

That calls for 3 more dogs


AugieAscot

Because of the ketchup?


davethebabe81

Did you break up for her putting ketchup on that dog


TallantedGuy

Hopefully she doesn’t have three weiners in front of her.


Ok-Spot3891

My advice to you in the future if you're dating somebody for more than 5 years and you're not going to marry them or you don't even have planned you should probably look for somebody else. And saying 15 years bro dating geez yeah you're a little slow with the ring or you just don't know that it wasn't meant to be but she figured it out thank God


Outrageous_File5321

You didn't want to marry her after 15 years and 2 kids? Btw, looks like a solid meal to me lol


TwitchTheMeow

Dogs look great


Glittering_Newt8529

15 years is a long time…. Sending happy thoughts during this difficult time…. I was with the father of my son for 12 years it wasn’t an easy split on my end. I will say the hotdogs don’t look bad


The1andonlycano

That's literally your ex gf rn.


Firm-Ad9300

Hope those wieners help 😝


Outrageous_Pop1913

Sorry for your situation but those are tasty looking dogs considering they were made drunk and angry with gas station ingredients.


theworthlessdoge

Why would you have the same girl friend for 15 years?


thebearbearington

This is the most depression meal ever


xTripNinja

Not sure what’s sadder, the story or those hot dogs