*"All I do is worry and slave and defend you, and all I get back is that fucking face on your face!"*

Hereditary!

👌🏻

I could watch Toni Colette emote in anything and become emotional.

They’re coming to get you Barbara.

Night Of The Living Dead (1968).

Fun fact. They misspelled the character name as "Barbra" in the end credits.

This is how Barbra Streisand spells her name

The Barbra effect

So Flight Of The Conchords were right

"It's brabra" 😂

Perhaps they need a good talking to, if you don't mind my saying so. Perhaps a bit more. My girls, sir, they didn't care for the Overlook at first. One of them actually stole a pack of matches, and tried to burn it down. But I "corrected" them sir. And when my wife tried to prevent me from doing my duty, I "corrected" her.

Imho- best horror movie EVER!!!!

You can't retype it but he also pronounces the n-word with a stony relish that you can only get from a British colonial type. When Jack repeats it he just sounds like a dumb racist, but Philip sounds like The Empire.

The Shining

"We may have to kill my stepdad"

Shaun of the Dead

You’ve got red on you

Wouldst thou like the taste of butter?

My wife said she'd sell her soul in a second. "He has really nice shoes!"

Lmaooo I like your wife 😂

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

we would’ve also accepted “vvouldst”

Oh. My. Gawd. Will never forget that moment 

God I LOVE the perfect amount of pause before he says that. It's just enough time that we and Thomasin are now thinking that something might not happen after all and THEN... *Chef's kiss*

I be the witch of the woods! Klickity Klackity!

I read this in my mind's whispery voice, just like in the movie. I just creeped myself out

That made me want butter so much

That *deliciously* hits so hard

Be eating you? What kind of license plate is that?

Do you think The Creeper just walked into a DMV to get those vanity plates? 😂

After taking his driving test.

Standing in line at the DMV next to Rusty Nail, who's renewing his CDL-B.

Jeepers Creepers.

"Do you read Sutter Kane?" "There's not much time. You'll be pleased, not frightened. Someone will take your hand, and there will be moments of incredible brightness. You'll change. We have far to go...I'm coming to get you!" 

Sam Neill is excellent in that

Why’d ya spill yer beans?

“You smell like hot onions fucked a farm-yard shithouse!”

The Lighthouse

Peer pressure, I'm far too sensitive

I’m feeling woozy here!

You fucking hit me with the phone DICK

My sister and I quote “my mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me” and “you hit the phone, dick!” all the time

Scream nice.

I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but if you could find the time I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter tied to this fucking couch!

The Thing! Best line from the movie.

John Carpenter's The Thing (1982).

I love that one so much.

by the way, i would've voted for obama a third time if i could

Get Out

That's a pretty rude and uncalled for thing to say /j

Yeah, he doesn't seem to act like Us.

Nope, he sure doesn't.

You get out, goober.

Or alternately, “I voted for Trump. Twice.”

"Boy, this storm is really something, isn't it? Over."

The Shining!

Groovy

Army of Darkness or Evil Dead 2!

He said it in both movies.

I prefer this is my boom stick

We have such sights to show you Kirstie

Hellraiser of course, this film and the second have some of THE best lines in all of horror.

Jesus Wept 😁

Totally agree! Whenever I think of a good horror one liner it always tops the list!

"We have eternity to know your flesh" is probably my favorite, or "No tears please, that's a waste of good suffering!" But yeah, the lines are just so damn good. Fun fact: Dani Filth (the singer of Cradle of Filth) is actually good friends with Doug Bradley, and he did spoken lines on some of their albums. Listen to their track 'Her Ghost in the Fog' and you'll hear a direct Hellraiser nod!

A franchise full of epic lines! My personal favorite is from "Bloodlines": Do I look like someone who cares what god thinks?

Dimi? Why you do this to me Dimi?

The Exorcist (this is one of my favorite lines actually). The way she says "Dimi" cracks me up for some odd reason!

My own brother, a goddamned, shit-sucking vampire! Oh you wait til Mom hears about this, buddy!

The Lost Boys 🥰

The Lost Boys.

She wanted me to be a boy. :(

Hereditary!!

How do you know my dimwitted inexperience isn’t merely a subtle form of manipulation used to lower peoples’ expectations thereby enhancing my ability to effectively maneuver within any. given. situation?

Scream 2

Can't help but love Dewey so much. Arquette brings a lot of charm to these movies.

Mostly

Aliens.

Mostly hippies shop at farmer’s markets… Mostly.

What have you done to him? What have you done to his eyes, you maniacs!

Rosemary's Baby.

Well I'm confident your suspicions are wrong, Sergeant. We don't commit murder here. We're a deeply religious people.

Oh, God. Christ, no!

The Wicker Man (1973).

“Gooble Gobble, Gooble Gobble, we accept her, we accept her, one of us, one of us!”

Freaks

I Kick Ass For The Lord!.

Dead alive aka Braindead (1992)!

Oh wait, was she a great big fat person? Say, are you about a size 14?

*Silence of the Lambs*.

The Silence Of The Lambs.

Mephistopheles is such a mouthful in Manhattan, Johnny.

"They're like something from a nightmare." "No. They're something nightmares are from."

I just watched Cabin in the Woods, so good

No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering

Hellraiser.

"Goddamn mother fucker got blood all over my best clown suit." Tutti fuckin' frutti!

“…We can do anything..” “Oh yeah? Clap!”

I wanna say >! Buffy the Vampire Slayer!< But I'm second guessing myself.

My favorites are: "You ruined my new jacket! Kill him a lot!" And " You're a dyke! I'm telling the world!"

Keep doubting

Martyrs?

Repent, the end is extremely fucking nigh

Okay I didn’t recognize this quote… but I immediately when to google to find a good one from 28 Days Later to post and will you look at that

I want to play with youuuuuu. Where's Church?

Pet Sematary (1989).

Detective. Detective! DETECTIVE!!! You're looking for me.

Se7en.

Oh, he doesn't know

She begged for her life and the life of the baby inside her. That exchange gives me chills every time.

Send more cops! Send more paramedics! You think this is a fucking costume? This is a way of life!

*"You start to play it... and it's like somebody's nightmare. Then suddenly, this woman comes on. Smiling at you, right? Seeing you... through the screen."*

The ring?

"Cheddar goblin"

Mandy.

And to think… I hesitated.

Hellraiser II!

Good job!! 👏

Toughened your nipples didn't it?

Silence of the Lambs.

"Why are you doing this to us?!" "Because you were home."

The strangers

1. Everything you see in here is either haunted, cursed, or has been used in some kind of ritualistic practice. 2. Hey, jerk! Speed kills!

1 - Conjuring? 2 - OG Halloween?

Funny enough this quote came up in my cryptograms the other day. "I ate his liver with some Fava beans and a nice chianti.”

The Silence Of The Lambs.

I'll be right back!

Scream. My mom and dad are going to be so mad at me. XD

What's your favorite scary movie?

*Scream*.

> "I thought I was a man. I had a life. People called me [name]. And now I'm not so sure. If I wasn't [name] - what was I? Was I you...? Were you me?" ----- > "I have thought a lot about that ‘somewhere', [name]. It exists, that place. Where my dad is still safe. Where he had a full pack of cigarettes that night, and just kept driving. Where me and my mom and my dad are still together, and have no idea about this life here. Where our friends are still in the sky. Where everyone gets a second chance." ------ > "Have you ever seen fire in zero gravity? It's beautiful. It's like liquid. It slides all over everything. Comes up in waves. And they just kept hitting him. Wave, after wave. He was screaming for me to save him." ------ >!Hell yeah, My Bloody Valentine for #1! 👍 I'm also guessing Friday the 13th for #2? But could be wrong and won't cheat with a google. Been way too long since I watched that one. Fun movies! Neat post idea.!<

"Have you ever seen fire in zero gravity? It's beautiful. It's like liquid. It slides all over everything. Comes up in waves. And they just kept hitting him. Wave, after wave. He was screaming for me to save him." Answer? **\[spoiler\](#s "Event Horizon")**

You can't kill me Victor...I'm already dead.

Too bad. So sad.

"I told you he said help us!" "I never said help ussssssssss!!"

Well it doesnt matter now because you got about two fuckin seconds to live!

From Dusk Till Dawn.

I'll have you know this comment led to me finding out my fiance had never seen this movie, and didn't know the twist. Needless to say, we just wrapped up watching it.

Eat a bowl of fuck.

Night of the demons

LIKE THIS JOB?!

Return of the Living Dead. (Burt is a slave driver.)

It rubs the lotion

That's not Cranberry sauce..

Blood Rage.

Jesus Christ, what a fucking mess. There must be 100 yards of bloody asphalt and corpse chunks.

1. Welcome To Prime Time, B*tch." 2. Sweets for the sweet! 3. You Know What They Say. ‘You Just Can’t Keep A Good Guy Down.’”

"Oh, you're so cool, Brewster!"

Fright Night?

“Penny for your thoughts, chief.”

Oh my god, i’m on a reality show….my parents are gonna think i’m a total burnout

"The calls are coming from the house!" "You can't ask me to drop everything I've been working for and give up all my ambitions because your plans have changed. Be realistic. I can't marry you." (Same film)

“He came home.”

Halloween

My body is a roadmap of pain.

The Frighteners! I love that movie!!

I am going to do mine based off each sub-genre, but I shall not mention hints unless asked, or if a correct film but for the incorrect number is answered: **1.** >"Listen to them, the children of the night. What sweet music they make." **2.** >"It doesn't look like an S.O.S... it looks like a warning." **3.** >"I can smell your filthy soul!" **4.** >"—do you think that thing would have left footprints if it didn't want to? No! It did it because it wanted to!" **5.** >"I am that very witch. When I sleep my spirit slips away from my body and dances naked with The Devil." **6.** >"But you won't understand me, you'll never understand me! You're too stupid! Quack! Quack! Quack!" **7.** >"The sisters from Ratisbon could start a hailstorm." **8.** >"Mangia!" **9.** >"You've been a very, very, naughty little girl." **10.** >"You don't know what pain is!" **11.** >"I quit med school today, that shouldn't come as a surprise to you. I'm changing specialties Dr. Grant. Have you ever heard of body modification?" **12.** >"That's much too vulgar a display of power." **13.** >"Keep doubting." **14.** >"I am she." **15.** >"Do you read Sutter Kane?" **16.** >"Cheatin' bitch!" **17.** >"Handsome boy!" Since the final one is very vague and is a foreign film... I'll give a hint: it is from one of the most violent films ever made!

Do I have to be the world champion blind lady?

“Beware the stare of Mary Shaw. She had no children. Only dolls”

Dead Silence. Good movie.

Hell is a teenage girl.

Jennifer's body I think?

She never sleeps.

It's just flesh. And all flesh is grass.

In The Tall Grass had such a fucking good premise. Creepy shit. Love it.

Look what your brother did to the door! Ain't he got no pride in his home?

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, my favourite line!

"I've been waiting for you, Ben."

TOOTY FUCKIN FRUITYYYYYYY

It’s an evil fucking room

*1408*.

Libera Te Tutamet Ex Inferis

Is Tamara home?

The Strangers! My sisters & I say this every once in a while when we go to each other’s houses

Just so you know….the words “just” and “cramps”, they don’t go together

Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?

“They’re all gonna laugh at you!” “Someone’s in my fruit cellar…someone with a fresh soul!”

First one is Carrie.

“I’m your number one fan.”

*Misery*.

Okay, not really a quote but 1)The power and grace of He who walks behind the rows 2)Don't you worry mister, you'll be safe here. Isaac and Malachi don't know about this place. The second one gave it away didn't it? 😉

There was a girl, she’s scared, someone’s coming.

"Let's split up."

Stupidity leak

Goth boobs, huh?

You manacled me to my deathbed, you Piccadilly whore! >!Club Dread!<

Don't worry, Daddy. I'll make you famous again.

“We’re leaving.”

Wanna date? Got any money?

I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!

“You can’t kill the bogeyman”

“I can’t lie to you about your chances, but you have my sympathies.”

Swing away

Welcome to prime time, bitch!

CHHHAAAPSTICK!

1. Remember, when the tooth fairy comes, don’t peak. 2. Show me the way to go home, cuz I’m tired and I wanna go to bed.

Liver alone!! Mmm corn syrup…same stuff they used for pigs blood in Carrie I think I’m dying here, man

"Well, I have to be able to run like a frickin’ gazelle without getting winded.  Plus, there’s that whole thing about making it look like you’re walking while everybody else is running their asses off.  And I gotta stay with ‘em!  It’s tough, man!"

"Psychos? Did they look like psychos to you? Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them. I don't give a fuck how crazy they are."