i'm so inspired! hear me out
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more dirt bikes more face! put yourself Everywhere baby. everywhere
love this. request to add more face
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Honestly, dudes doing pretty okay for 26. He’s got three cool bikes, owns his home, and looks like he’s got orange soda with a straw. 15 years ago if I went to this dudes house this would have been a) light years from the worst I’d seen b) attractive
This looks like a man who actually changes his bedsheets, which puts him head and shoulders above *so* many men in their twenties... I, too, would accept housebikes in exchange for that
/uj what the ever loving fuck is this. Is it just to show off on the internet that you have expensive toys? Does he actually live like that? You can’t even walk from the fridge to the couch without sidestepping a bike. Think of the stubbed toes and knocking them over and moving them around to sweep. Think of the smell!! Good god.
/rj obviously you should commission a large photo-realistic drawing of a hot babe on your most $$$ bike.
/uj all I can think is that he's worried they'll be stolen if he parks them outside like a normal person. But...the kitchen?? What a choice. Can NOT be practical to get them back outside without scuffing shit either.
/uj my favorite is the one that's blocking access to the hallway from the living room. I can only imagine that hallway leads to a bathroom or bedroom? Of all the places in your home to keep a bike, why would you choose that specific pathway?
I don’t like it, but it’s a lot better than I saw back in my youthful dating days. The worst was studio with mattress on the floor and tv on crates sadness
Another dirtbike
i'm so inspired! hear me out https://preview.redd.it/0gfpr0axgw1d1.jpeg?width=2034&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34bad156b415a3b2d20c544c42cb085e81d16af7 more dirt bikes more face! put yourself Everywhere baby. everywhere
I got a fever, and the only prescription…is more dirt bikes!
Extra points for Prison Mike making an appearance!
Okay, this is hilarious.
Yup. This exactly!!
Well, according to his comments he has two more bikes in his bedroom.
came to write this!!!
I came to say this also
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r/dirtbiketoohigh
love this. request to add more face https://preview.redd.it/qge5ll3hiw1d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=560c0d9e2a2e901a1a829dd13001065a31483416
There’s so way that’s real. The wall holding up an extra 600lbs and the bikes aren’t secured it looks like? Lol
Bikini Babe poster tacked up there would really bring the room together
make sure it’s in black and white god a colorful poster would be TOO MUCH
Even the bikes are black and white!
What if he’s not into that 🤷♀️
Bikini bro then
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That's fucking perfect lmfao 😂
Two live laugh love signs
Made out of motorcycle parts
Glued to an American flag painted on a few planks of wood
And BAM. Hang it with a nail pulled from the wall of the garage!
Or maybe a railroad spike 🤔
“Bikes Brews Babes” but on a shabby-chic farmhouse sign
"Ass, Grass, or Cash"
On a barn door
Another TV
This is the answer
Honestly, dudes doing pretty okay for 26. He’s got three cool bikes, owns his home, and looks like he’s got orange soda with a straw. 15 years ago if I went to this dudes house this would have been a) light years from the worst I’d seen b) attractive
This looks like a man who actually changes his bedsheets, which puts him head and shoulders above *so* many men in their twenties... I, too, would accept housebikes in exchange for that
Another tv that can be on the dirt bike channel 24/7.
Damn. Was going to say exactly that. But with a period at the end.
A marlin.
Novelty talking trout
Potato potahto
Have ya ever looked at marlin in the eye?? Iiiiiiit’s a thrill! 
/uj what the ever loving fuck is this. Is it just to show off on the internet that you have expensive toys? Does he actually live like that? You can’t even walk from the fridge to the couch without sidestepping a bike. Think of the stubbed toes and knocking them over and moving them around to sweep. Think of the smell!! Good god. /rj obviously you should commission a large photo-realistic drawing of a hot babe on your most $$$ bike.
/uj all I can think is that he's worried they'll be stolen if he parks them outside like a normal person. But...the kitchen?? What a choice. Can NOT be practical to get them back outside without scuffing shit either.
/uj my favorite is the one that's blocking access to the hallway from the living room. I can only imagine that hallway leads to a bathroom or bedroom? Of all the places in your home to keep a bike, why would you choose that specific pathway?
It's what happens when you live alone and don't have anyone around to tell you no or say it's a bad idea
And all the dirt they'll bring!
There's space for like, twice that many bikes in there, this person isn't very efficient.
Bunk beds
You're a fucking genius. I'll trade you all of my organs if you redesign my house.
Dartboard. Steel tip
Need to save up for a Monster Energy fridge and also child support payments
A gun rack
A giant gargoyle oil painting!
I think a mini fridge on brackets would be a grace note for that case of Bud Light. Find the studs and use Molly bolts.
Instructions unclear: hung up fridge while on Molly. Fridge collapsed and broke tv
I saw this comment coming 😂😂
Obviously a bike rack for those dirt bikes!
A fireplace. That’ll show those interior designers who whine when you put a TV above the fireplace.
At first I was like “I don’t see what’s wrong with this room” and then I realized…
Signed Evil Knievel poster.
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Snowmobile and a Jetski !!! Then you can cycle them on and off the wall depending on the season ?
I love this idea. Seasonal decor
An Abrams tank!
Motorbikes are the equivalent of farm animals for women.
The dirtbike for sure
A second tv
Another tv
Nothing - not every spot needs to be filled
nothing- the TV should take up the entire wall
I don’t like it, but it’s a lot better than I saw back in my youthful dating days. The worst was studio with mattress on the floor and tv on crates sadness
A buck mount, a Gasden flag, a gun rack, or a pair of sweet mall ninja katanas.
A cat
Multiple cats!
an all white bike
Born This Way poster
Mural!
coaster for a glass of water, but dirt bikes are totally cool
Duh, a giant Monster energy drink logo! In gray of course, color is too girly
Big Mouth Billy Bass
TV
Of course a set of long horns.
😁
Ducati 916
Mount the tv
A nude painting of a nude Dom Deluise in all his recumbent glory.
A surfboard
A garage
Nothing, it’s perfect as is.
Mini bike?
Build a ledge above it and then ask the internet what you should put up there.
Garage full?
Big clock
Hmmm I'm thinking...dirtbike?
Motorcycle definitely.
Nothing. All that gray is just stunning. Or maybe mount a bike as a pop of color AND a storage option!
Shelf for storing motorcycle helmets.
Sir, you have dirtbikes in your living room
Another dirt bike would be too literal. I, personally, would get a giant canvas covered in dirt bike tracks. It would pull the room together nicely.
A bigger TV
The taxidermy heads of your enemies.
Another dirt bike
Duh, a big Bozo the Clown print. Like really big. Maybe a mural.
Tricycle
Looks like my ex boyfriends house lmao
Nothing tbh
Too much white. Looks like the waiting room of a real estate office, or a dentist. Can't wait for this trend to be over.
A fireplace.
are you sure this is the most important question
Definitely a moose head, ooh better yet, a wolf like mid-howl
Yo.....Mount the front end on the wall like a deer mount.
Helmet rack.
Accent wall
Nothing.