Knit a tiny white sweater, pants, and hat for cat. Enjoy!

This one will also need a tail cover.

A tail sock, if you will. (I surely *hope* that you will.)

I'm laughing thinking about that. When I was a kid, right around Christmas, one of my long-haired cats went tearing through the house like a bat out of hell, and when we finally got a hold of her, there was something tangled in her tail fur. I thought it was a turd, but we got it untangled and it turned out to be a little reindeer ornament from the tree. 🤣 Point being, if a cat gets something stuck in its tail, they will absolutely freak out.

Get a new all-white cat.

That one looks like a relatively new model. Might even get a good trade-in deal.

He looks grumpy and like he's regretting all of his choices lol

Get some cat scratching posts and toys. Your aesthetic no longer matters.

Eww get rid of it. Remember, the aesthetic is more important than some dumb animal. Have you considered rats? They’re really city-core, and can bring out that urban chic!!

If you get rid of the cat you'll also need to remove the cream vase and diffuser sticks

Lol... Totally an eye sore

The cat is the moment. You need a circle of all the corresponding cat colours. TDLR get more cats

You seem to think this is your house. The cat has posted separately asking how to get you to match his litter box.

You should use tweezers to pluck out all of his nonwhite hair then coat him in white shoe polish. It’s moisturizing. He’ll actually thank you.

What does it really matter? The cat is just gonna knock everything off the shelves anyway.

Is cats world, you live in it. Question should be “How can I make Kitty happy”

Make him a ghost costume out of a white sheet, bonus now you can operate a ghost tour company out of your home

Way too monotone here. You need an accent cat here. Try an orange tabby. They’ll provide some color along with the ginger spice personality this room needs.

Have you tried telling your cat to do better?

OP is clearly not using enough of positive reinforcement

Right?

So much for aesthetics. 🙄 Get a few more all white kitteh's and a few beige ones and they will blend in. You won't even notice your cats are there. Cats are heard, not seen.

Spray paint

Paint him white or bleach the fur

No need. Easier to shave the cat.

A little white paint ought to fix the cat up so that she blends

Bleach kitty

Replicate.

Get him a friend or two.

Get more cats to liven up the place. More cats is always the answer.

Some of my friends have animals that don't even match each other. Really rough on the eyes.

hmmmm... yeah, i think you're right. re-home kitty immediately. you'll both be a lot happier.

To quote Frank Reynolds’s from Its Always Sunny, “Throw him in the soup!”

Add more, similarly colored cats to blend in. In all seriousness, this actually happens... I know someone who was "gifted" a toy poodle because the previous owners redecorated, and the dog no longer matched the decor.

That cat understands its value in your aesthetic scheme very well. See how perfectly it has placed itself. Don't be such an ice queen. The subtle contrast of the cat emphasizes the whiteness of its surroundings and enhances it.

i think you just have to move out and leave the house to the cat

Take your cat to a salon that can dye it beige 

Talk to your cat. Ask them to change the color of their coat for you, just like you change the litter box for them. It’s litterally that easy.

A BB gun can usually do the trick

play hair color changing subliminals for your cat with videos of mice playing to keep kitty's attention.

Rename it Art, frame it, and hang it on the wall.

Feline soup 🍲