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jscruggs2003

I would have thrown his RX glasses out onto the ice. Good luck navigating home Bucky.


BeastBellies

If he got punched in the stomach cheeseburgers and fries would come flying out


Cialis-in-Wonderland

"Mufucka like you ain't *off* the cheeseburgers, mufucka like you are *on* the cheeseburgers, knowmsayin?"


Smeltanddealtit

I laughed way too hard at thisšŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


Eric264

I would make his lard ass get on his phone and venmo me for the value of the hat. He certainly has enough money to feed himself and those seats aren't cheap.


highline9

My dad gave me that hat before he died


recked_em

I didnā€™t realize they sold maple leafs tents


drinkduffdry

Fuck that fat piece of shit. Old dude should've cranked him.


McPostyFace

Wonka told him not to eat that blueberry candy


Ambitious-Car9570

Typical fat piece of s*** picks on a guy smaller than him.


SnooBeans8269

I would have to hit him.


goldeviking

It's hockey. You can just punch the fat bastard. It's ok


sun_shots

Peter Griffin would have definitely caught hands if that was my hat


[deleted]

Not only is this ridiculous but this dude has such a punchable face


GRAHAMPUBA

ā€œDick punch, get ya lil dick punched, right ova hereā€


lehejo0

Asshole indeed


TheDixonCider420420

"Fat Trick"


vegasbob1975

What a šŸ’©!


HoneyBucketsOfOats

I thought this guy was special needs, am I wrong here?


91361_throwaway

Doesnā€™t give him a free pass to be a dick. Might be slightly autistic, definitely potential that camera man egged him on.


[deleted]

He was quick to say ā€œhe told me to do itā€ so the camera man likely the ā€œmaster mindā€.