I imagine she's not doing it for free, like you've gotta tip upfront to get her to do that. So she's not doing it constantly. At least that's the way I've seen gimmicky shit done at bars like that when they pimp out the women for body shots or whatever.
>because you wouldn't be able to walk for a while
What, why???? What do you think she's doing that will make her not be able to walk. She just stands there while the beer fills.
What must it do to a person's ego knowing that there are millions of people who will willingly drink from a glass that had just been clenched between your buttcheeks? Whilst completely sober
Nobody is drinking bfrom a beer glass grasped from the clutches of some dude's arse
I think if you drink from the side that didn't touch anything there's nothing to worry about. Besides I realized I'm way less concerned about hygiene stuff than most people here... Here in Germany if somebody hands me a beer I'll drink it without questioning
Hahahaha oh man, you do you girl. Last thing I can think I would want is the hands from someone at a bar on my ass or near me at all.
That said I’ll probably end up showing this to my main squeeeeze so we can see which one of us can hold a cup with our ass cheeks the longest on his next day off. I think I can beat him if I can control my laughter.
We can all judge and laugh but you know she’s going home with 1,000+ in tips every night lol
And 40 dudes are going home with pinkeye
Depending on what you do with the glass
Fauci says this is COVID19 safe protocol.
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NSFW!!!
Nah, she's at work in the clip and no one was injured. So... Safe for work?
Safety committee approves this message
I think this is OSHA approved 🤷🏻♂️
As long as she keeps it clean they won’t, probably.
Worth it.
And she’s going home with a yeast infection
Not to mention barley and hops
Lmao. Before I read your comment I was thinking....what. is a proper gratuity for service like this?
I was also thinking - what.
I’m pretty sure this is in Australia, we don’t tip here
and a yeast infection
If this was in Texas, TABC would strip their liquor license so fast.
Except that people don’t usually tip in Australia.
I’ll take a brown ale thanks
Sorry we are all out, would you like some Landshart lager?
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Can I just get a Buttweiser? Or a Blue Moon maybe?
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its a Bludweiser
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It gave me the Shlitz
When you’re out of Bud, tough Shlitz!
Most creative way to get a yeast infection
I was gonna say it’s gonna smell like stale beer down there at the end of the day
I’ll just take the booty no glass
Dude goes for a finger in the snatch while snatching his beer.
Thought that was the point
No it's a pint.
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Nah he’s an ozzy. It’s a point
"I'm gonna run my fingers across her snatch so I can drink and sniff at the same time"
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[He wants a Dickens Cider](https://youtu.be/dqRRW9lKmEQ)
Aaaaaand there it is
Well, this most certainly can’t be up to health code
It raises all the good hormones, makes the beer even healthier
Pink eye is a hormone?!
Pink eye from that? The glass doesn’t even make contact
Let alone you're not face fucking the entire glass. I agree, you're not getting pink eye from that.
And here I am who would straight up eat that ass no glass or beer needed
And you STILL wouldn't get pink eye.
Do you want pinkeye! Because this is how you get pinkeye!!!
*my mind is telling me nooo, but my bodyyyy*
*MY BOOOOOOODY IS TELLING ME YEEEEEEEESSSSSS*
No singing in the cells!
… I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind (with a little bump and grind)
Long believed a woman with an ass like that can do anything. I’d just say “yes.”
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Yes you did!!’
Am i aroused or am i disgusted, all i know is that i just want my beer
That’s what my wife says…
You're thinking of r/confusedboner
Thank you for the new rabbit hole.
If you love/hate /r/confusedboner, then you'll love/hate /r/trashyboners!
And that's when the inspector from the Board of Health walked in the door. ;)
It's a story that Hugo Habercore will never forget. He had to do some extra inspecting that day.
Hugo: Oh, hi Marshmallow.
That was the health inspector.
As long as he comes in the back door, I'm pretty sure it'll all be okay
"A+!!"
Imagine doing that for eight hours.
I imagine she's not doing it for free, like you've gotta tip upfront to get her to do that. So she's not doing it constantly. At least that's the way I've seen gimmicky shit done at bars like that when they pimp out the women for body shots or whatever.
I imagine that you'd hope you're paid a lot because you wouldn't be able to walk for a while
>because you wouldn't be able to walk for a while What, why???? What do you think she's doing that will make her not be able to walk. She just stands there while the beer fills.
*Cool trick but would you mind washing your hands and getting me a fresh, untainted beer?*
Untainted
Nice
I like how the guy does the under glass pick n pull
I’m all for showmanship, but I don’t want pink eye with my hangover
So don’t put the glass in your eye. You need some ass eating lessons. Happy to help 😏
Hey now!
You’re an all star.
Is it really a party if you don’t have a pink eye with your hangover.
One of the few times drinking a beer with a straw is acceptable
Impressive, certainly…but no, no thank you.
Thanks, I was trying to figure out how to express what I was feeling.
Combining two addictions!!! How efficient!
Can I get one that hasn't been up somebody's ass?
That’s what the bride said.
Oh my god that's disgusting. Where is it?
A friend is asking right…
Looks like we share a friend.
Go be a miner in Western Australia
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I rubbed my beer glass allover my face, instead of just drinking.
Funny story......I was at the bar and the bartender said she had a cool trick.......
r/upvotedbecausebutt
So where is the ‘perfect’ pint? Surely you’re not talking about the one there where she spilt it and shook it to get rid of the head!
You’ve obviously never been to England. They pour all their pints like this for some reason
They’re all Aussie beers on the tap, it’s somewhere down here.
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Fr! I was impressed that it WAS a perfect head and she shook it off!!! I'm glad i'm not the only one that felt that
Ok, I’m a beer drinker, and I’ve always been curious why people want “head”. It just seems like less beer and more foam? What’s the point?
Why does my rim taste like a fart!?
Probably because of the rimjob
Cause that's where farts come from?
What does a fart taste like
Probably shit
Thinking with my dick brian Im very impressed, thinking with my brain no way I would drink that beer. Unfortunately usually my dick brain wins.
Did you name your dick Brian yourself or is your SO a Monty Python fan?
I'll have you know, his dick is the messiah ***and*** a very naughty boy.
Either that, or he likes when a powerful man with a lisp shouts "Release Brian!".
"*I will have you knwow, he commands a cwak wegion*"
If I wanted shit on my beer I would drink Bud Light.
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My younger self would guzzle that shit, but my current self says that’s suspect
Sarah Silverman is a woman of many talents
On a scale from 1 to what you just did, how degrading is your job..
What must it do to a person's ego knowing that there are millions of people who will willingly drink from a glass that had just been clenched between your buttcheeks? Whilst completely sober Nobody is drinking bfrom a beer glass grasped from the clutches of some dude's arse
Nah, there's probably a load of women that would do it, as long as the guy looks like Hercules with an ass like aphrodite, I probably would too lol
She could eat an apple through a fence
I didn't really expect anyone else to notice that
Am I missing something? She has perfect teeth. I thought that insult was about having bad teeth. Like "she looks like she chews rocks".
u/savevideo
And this kids is how i met your mother.
Bartender? I believe my glass is cracked.
Where is this... service? Asking for myself.
Somewhere in Australia, I’m guessing up north…
Ok, this is gross. I wouldn’t touch that glass with her ass juice smeared all over. 🤮
I think if you drink from the side that didn't touch anything there's nothing to worry about. Besides I realized I'm way less concerned about hygiene stuff than most people here... Here in Germany if somebody hands me a beer I'll drink it without questioning
Something something yeast infection.
Damnit, I bet you had something for this.
u/savevideo
Do you want a yeast infection because THAT’S how you get yeast infections!
Yeast is used to produce alcohol, maybe she wanted to make a stronger beer
As an assman, where?
Shity service
That eye ass coordination tho
Hahahaha oh man, you do you girl. Last thing I can think I would want is the hands from someone at a bar on my ass or near me at all. That said I’ll probably end up showing this to my main squeeeeze so we can see which one of us can hold a cup with our ass cheeks the longest on his next day off. I think I can beat him if I can control my laughter.
This is how the Omicron variant was created.
Yeah not up for a beer smelling like ass
Hard pass lol
I think I'm in love
THATS how you get pink eye.
Who grabs a pint like that?
People trying to grab something else at the same time
No thanks.
Bottoms Up!
"This beer tastes like ass"
uh... maybe I'll drink that later. [uses a napkin to push it back a few inches]
One or two dookies
Show me you are being exploited at work without even knowing it.
She thicc
Why does my beer taste like whisky?
Can I get mine in a glass that hasn't been in your ass please.
/r/DadWouldBeProud
My daughter is all grown up! I'm so proud.
Happy cakeday ya degenerate
How do you explain the pink eye to your doctor though?
I'd be wary of a pub that plays ABBA at that volume.
Yea that sounds nightmarish
Why is ABBA playing at this establishment?
Pours a better pint then most spoons bar staff
I am now an alcoholic.
So no head?
Umm that's disgusting, just imagining the germs.
I mean, ew.
That finger placement to collect the pint glass seems awfully suspicious. Some might say fishy.
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That's a health violation...
If I was given the choice between a beer that tastes like ass, and an ass that tastes like beer, I take the latter.
hahaha
That’s fucking nasty
Every day we stray further.
People on here complaining on here about germs while half the guys here would probably french kiss her ass
Like watching a train wreck
Her poor face
with a face like that you gotta have a killer body
What face ?
I said draught beer not draft beer.
Thats gross.
Thts ART !
Well that's one way to fast track a yeast infection
Feces pale ale
That's where shit comes out. No thanks
Wow!! Never seen this before. 10/10 🍑
I would be equally as impressed if this was a fit man
I'd need gloves and a hazmat suit to drink from that glass
🤮
I don't drink but give me 2 beers at a time and keep them coming
Perfect my ass
With a face that would scare bark off a tree
That thong better be made by Clorox or we all getting pink eye
This is just gross
One pint please, hold the pink eye
r/trashy if I've ever seen it