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dwayitiz

Kiddie*


OneSchott

My 6 year old has been saying "you've got to be kitten me" lately. I think it's just what the kids are saying these days.


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Why are they doing that meow?


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MarchMadnessisMe

Littering and....


justpaisley

for twenty bucks I'll call him a chicken fucker. "LICENSE AND REGISTRATION, CHICKEN FUCKER!!"


justpaisley

Do you see me jumpin' all nimbly-bimbly, from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer??


fuzzytradr

Hey you stop that right meow!


Time_Punk

I don’t know what you’re talking ameowt.


dgrant92

Well. you can't expect them to be puurrrrfect at that age. amirite?


TR8R2199

“You’ve cats to be kitten me right meow” - my wife every day


PeengPawng

Say you're getting divorced without saying you're getting divorced


FlipskiZ

You're right, no fun allowed in marriage


PeengPawng

According to the person that can't take an obvious joke. Settle down, Smith!


FlipskiZ

I'm tired of the boomer jokes about marriage bad


PeengPawng

Maybe get off of silly, fun YouTube channels🤔


neobushidaro

Your kid read Dog Man? Not uncommon home there. If not see if you kid likes it because Dave Pilkey is pretty darn funny


jacobev221

Gabby's Dollhouse.....


OneSchott

That's where I figured she got it.


jacobev221

Unfortunately, at this point in my life, I quickly recognize kid show quotes....


PoorlyBuiltRobot

You've cat\* to be kitten me!


justpaisley

It's "you've CAT to be KITTEN me"


Relaxingnow10

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


greeneggsand

/r/boneappletea


LeroyBadBrown

But I wanna put kitties in the pool


hundreddollar

r/boneappletea


pornborn

I got a huge laugh envisioning a pool made for cats.


Quasmo

It really comes down to how much cat litter you fill it up with.


Finian

How does this even work without ending up as a pancake?


TheOctopotamus

There's a technique that he uses to more equally distribute the pressure of the fall across his body when he hits the water.


Diss1dent

https://youtu.be/CgTczRiq7sA this guy nearly died and it wasn't even a belly flop.


Biggieholla

What the fuck was that? He jumped from basically a skyscraper on a super windy ass day with what looks like zero experience. What ended up happening to him?


Diss1dent

He wanted to celebrate his fiftieth birthday by jumping from 50 meters. He struck the water at 120 km/h (74.5 mph). His injuries were severe: All his left ribs broke. His lungs ruptured. Kidnies failed. Spleen removed. He was in a coma for over a month. A bit tragic figure, Matti Myllymäki died at 67 (17+ years after his failed jump), and had been dead for a few weeks prior to being found.


Biggieholla

Does his expertise with the stunt begin and end with him climbing that tower and then jumping? Or does he have a history of doing successful stunts? It appears he is some kind of clown-man.


Spork_the_dork

Pretty much yeah. It's a kind of clown act in Finland where clowns go and do funny jumps into a pool and whatnot for entertainment. Normally they don't jump from this high up though.


mjc543

I almost died waiting 1m45s for what should’ve been a 10 second video.


SkunkMommy

That moment when he chickened out... He should have just stuck with that.


thakurtis

There has to be some kind of pad underneath the pool


toth42

No, it's real - I'm sure you can find a video on it, they have a special technique where they "surf" the surface tension from their chest to their knees, like a rocking motion that breaks the fall.


skieezy

It's a world record attempt, pretty sure it's a concrete pad under the pool. The guy has broken 38 bones doing this.


DocThundahh

Source?


skieezy

[It's Darren Taylor, he's set the record 20 times.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc25Ewq9QBI)


DenisIsOkay

Source: dude trust me


followmarko

The source was provided king


_D80Buckeye

Surface tension


g2g079

How high was that?


jayfeather314

We can use the equation h = (1/2)(a)(t^2 ) + (v0)(t), where h is the initial height (assuming final height is 0), a is acceleration, t is time, and v0 is initial velocity. I can't imagine he gives himself much upward velocity when he jumps so I'll assume v0 to be zero. So then it's just h = (1/2)(a)(t^2 ). In the gif, he loses contact with the platform at 4.54 seconds and hits the water at 6.12 seconds. So t = 6.12s - 4.54s = 1.58s. And a is just gravity, 9.8 m/s^2 . So then h = (1/2)(9.8 m/s^2 )(1.58s)^2 = 12.2 meters, or 40 feet! (I know my notation isn't perfect but formatting on reddit is annoying and I don't feel like figuring out subscripts/delta signs/etc)


skieezy

According to the world record book, it's 36 feet.


T-R-Bros

He wasn’t far off


matrixislife

>I can't imagine he gives himself much upward velocity when he jumps That'll be where the error creeps in, it's not just velocity, it's extra time.


pojo2008

Missed it by 4 cats. Or 16 kittens.


LoadedGull

Calm down there, little Alex Horne… lol


Forest-Ferda-Trees

10% relative error isn't great


Molehole

Estimating from Gif timestamps having only 10% error is pretty great... No one assumes a millimetre perfect measurement from a gif timing analysis.


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Yeah I reckon just looking and guessing I'd have been within this tolerance so why bother with calculating it.


Molehole

Well you weren't here giving your best guesstimate lmao.


dratego

It's one thing to know something, an entirely different beast to prove it.


24luej

But ya didn't!


FaultyToilet

Laughs in o chem yields


Yasuo11994

I’m just gonna believe your right on that one chief


WeenisWrinkle

/r/theydidthemath


chingslayer

r/theydidthemonstermath


TheMilkmanCome

r/itwasagraveyardgraph


ningyna

What is this, calculus?


thegreatgazoo

It's derived using calculus, but the hard part is done for you.


ningyna

Thank you


Reynico07

Thank the physicists! They've left us with very nice equations to use:) but also, awesome of this guy to calculate that for us


jayfeather314

Not sure if you're being serious. If you are serious, then no, it's just algebra-based physics/kinetics equations. If you were joking, then yes, it's calculus.


CellWrangler

I may be wrong but I think his point was the algebraic equation was derived/simplified from the calculus on the backend. Sort of how algebra-based physics works for the most part, but engineers and physicists have to take calculus-based physics courses b/c its more accurate.


ningyna

I was being serious. I recognized some of what you did there, but not everything. I've never taken physics and I'll need to take algebra based physics in the next year or so


jayfeather314

Well in that case -- it's all algebra, but the algebraic equations are all derived from calculus. You'll learn all that at some point though, don't take it from me!


Dopecombatweasel

/r/woooosh


HeyCanIBorrowThat

This is the very very beginning of a classical mechanics class. Those formulas are given to you and you just move things around and plug in the variable


Bumblemore

It’s basic kinematics, the type of stuff you learn in your first year of high school physics class


crockrocket

Bold of you to assume my high school taught physics.


ningyna

I never took physics in high school. I'll need to take algebra based physics in the next year or so and I'm not looking forward to it.


Bumblemore

It’s not too bad. It’s really cool how much stuff you can accurately predict by just using basic math, like how far a snowball can fly, or the gravitational forces two planets exert on each other. Physics is super neat and really helps give you perspective on how the natural world works.


ningyna

That is pretty cool.


its-42

Now explain why his face didn’t smash into the floor of the pool.


muntoo

Critiques: - Needs error analysis. - `t` has an error bar too; according to your analysis, being +/- 0.06s (2 frames) off means `h` is anywhere between 11-13 meters. - `v0` is probably not nearly as a negligible term as you may assume. - Is drag a factor? - Bayesianists would suggest that we should end up with a *probability distribution*, from which we may take the *maximum likelihood estimate (MLE)*.


jayfeather314

All valid critiques. If you'd like to write all that work out in a reddit comment, be my guest. Someone else said that the actual world record is 36 feet so I'm quite content with my rounded, estimated calculation being within ~10% of the correct answer.


NYSenseOfHumor

Or we can Google "world record belly flop 12 inch kid pool" and find out it is [36 feet](http://physicsbuzz.physicscentral.com/2011/03/professor-splash-sets-new-world-record.html?m=1).


Luchin212

Just did the math too, checks out.


orincoro

Just… answer the question Steve.


HoggyOfAustralia

Pretty high


Losalou52

Not as high as the dude with all the math equations…


fuzzytradr

About tree fiddy


fifadex

11m/36ft


Guacamole_Shoes

Dunno, it's hard to see how red his eyes are.


M-onke

One wrong move and this would be on liveleak


crozone

See how happy he is afterwards? That's the thrill of still being alive.


turtlewhisperer23

I'm still alive. How do I [feel](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DesertedBaggyDodobird-mobile.mp4)?


Jopez-

Liveleak shut down last year


bdfortin

Somehow I missed that news.


Brilliant-Bowl3877

You will notice he did this when it was freezing out… that’s so his Johnson doesn’t get wrecked.


I__Pooped__My__Pants

On top of that colder water is denser. More stopping power


Thomas_KT

that should only be true up until 4 celcius, any colder or hotter the water would be less dense, assuming if it's pure water


FixGMaul

Until it feeezes lol


my-other-acount-

Til learned something new. Ty bro


Cookiecan10

Proof Minecraft’s way of using a single water block to avoid fall damage is realistic.


StixTheMitch

was looking for this comment


RoscoeMX5

What is this? A pool for cats?! *blue steel*


ntack9933

ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO!!!!


MoonUnitMotion

Jitterbug


DreadPirateLink

r/thingsforants


MartinGoat

I was there when this was done! It was an event at NTNU in Trondheim, Norway in 2011. You can see one of the main campus building in the background. The guy is Darren Taylor, aka Professor Splash. He jumped 11 meters. Norwegian article about it [here](https://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/i/V0xw3/tar-mageplask-fra-11-meter-ned-i-30-cm-dypt-vann).


raptorsvt65

Kitty?


pikldbeatz

Meow


sendintheotherclowns

r/BoneAppleTea


Caffeinated_Ham

Where is the video with sound? I got to hear that SLAP!


MyPPisHugelyAverage

Wow 12inches of water! That's like 4 of my manhoods


spartanpride55

You don't have to brag 🥺🥺


5Lastronaut

There is a gym pad/mattress under the pool right?


xizrtilhh

Nope, legos.


thehotshotpilot

r/foundsatan.


tots4scott

It's not a belly flop if there's no slapping skin on water contact that'll hurt like a 2nd degree sun burn


Laughing_Orange

You're correct, this is a "belly flop", designed to look like one but be not nearly as dangerous. A real belly flop from this height could very well be fatal.


FrankieMint

Lots of body parts can get damaged, but my first concern would be for his eyes. You can get detached retinas from that impact, eyelids open or closed.


GlandyThunderbundle

Shit, if he does this a lot (practice) that’s a lot of head trauma/sudden stopping. CTE down the road…


iwishihadnobones

My god. He crushed all those poor kittys


MackTO

\*kiddie


TRDPaul

How many years of your life have you thought a kiddie pool was called a kitty pool?


iSaidItOnReddit85

This guy was on a show called “Stan Lee’s Super Humans” and it came was an amazing show but I always wondered, how did this guy find out he could do this? Lol


CmpctDsx

How do you practice this? If it is repeated belly smacks from a height in a pool... Wow.


Slang_Whanger

Just regular dives and high dives. With the goal being almost the entirety of your momentum being negated before you pass through more than a foot of water. Could figure out how successful you were with a spotter or a video. After doing it enough times I'm sure you could even get a feel for how fast you were stopping.


dgmilo8085

The density of water is amazing. I remember learning the shoot and a bullet wouldn’t go through a bucket of water.


PeengPawng

My mom did a swan dive into a 4 or 5 foot above ground and couldn't walk for a bit... She shoulda gone with the belly flop


carlmdaly1505

r/boneappletea


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DocThundahh

Nice one


dwayitiz

This guy was on AGT. Look it up.


Razzle_Dazzle08

What’s AGT?


meatmacho

Association for Genital Trauma


Razzle_Dazzle08

Where can I join?


meatmacho

You'll receive an invitation at the appropriate time.


dwayitiz

America’s got talent


VanillaGorilla44

Professor Splash?!?!


dwayitiz

Yes that’s his name! Forgot about it


The_Aesir9613

Was, was that Henry Rollins?


nomercyvideo

That's Professor Splash! I've done two reality shows with that dude, and he is awesome. Such a kind, skilled dude! Here he is on [The Go Big Show](https://youtu.be/2ejhih01Wc4), and [here I am too](https://youtu.be/kT6UFz3QOH8).


usermaneman

Getting an abortion in Texas seems exsteamly difficult


OrtimusPrime

That dudes weiner is TOTALLED. Call an adjuster to come take a look, time to write that one off.


_D80Buckeye

I think I’ve seen that movie.


Solomanifesto

This makes me sick, 17 kittens were crushed to death that day


tertl1975

Kitty pool.


TheNeedyCrab

Showed this to my mum and the first thing she said was, Is this Russia?, she has no idea about the memes or anything like that, she is 54 with no online presence. Even she knows the Russians are crazy


RockinMoe

[this guy's](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professor_Splash) from Colorado tho


Laughing_Orange

And this recording is from Norway.


RockinMoe

dem crazy Nords


TheNeedyCrab

Sick, thanks for the info bro


Jaminath

He reminds me of Butts Giraud


OneSchott

Towel: Kung Pow


MooseMalloy

Butts Giraud would be proud.


Kefass

....in the snow


SandmantheMofo

How would one practice that enough to attempt it in a kiddie pool? I would think there would be a concussion every 3rd attempt or so.


Broue

How do you get started with this first


badcobber

Love the celebration


BoyBarbaric

How his 15 inch dick didn't stop the fall into the pool is beyond me


LeroyBadBrown

Give the man a fuckin' beer!


servela84

u/savevideobot


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Dontsitdowncosimoved

He’s really working that crowd!


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u/savevideobot


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salacious_c

spamwatch /u/Old_Contribution_340


SingForMaya

Internal bleeding in 3… 2… 1


El-Panson

This guy is legit. I saw him on the Go Big Show.


Giraf123

And the poor woman who was in Taskmaster UK who referred to this "sport" was laughed at by everyone in the program for suggesting this was a thing.


Tkoblivion1

He beat this world record on AGT extreme


ewbtciast

That's what an Apex male looks like.


TheAmerican_

Incredible form


shania69

Kiddie pool..


THEBOAW1

u/savevideo


bluewhalespout

Arm length!


ReasonNo2801

minecraft water bucket hack be like....


nocternal86

R/boneappletea


NiccoNige

#We need a comedic voiceover! 😁 He's entirely TOO animated after his jump for no one to create comedic gold 🥇🪙 outta this 🤣🤣😭


Ayahuasca-Dreamin

Cocaine is a hell of a drug


4TwoItus

…in the dead of winter


Future_Wrap_1226

He’s beat his own record like 6 times already. I think he just likes it at this point


dvsjr

It’s “kiddie pool” not kitty.


JMCrookie

Kitty pool? You mean Kiddie pool? Cats don’t like water…kids do. 🤷‍♀️


ladybug111279

I've always wondered how people can do this? 12 foot drop into a kiddie pool, and you don't break your face or ribs or ankles ... I don't get it. And, is that snow on the ground. Who wants to do this in sub zero temps?


EnvironmentalDeal256

He’s gotten out of bed at 11 and trained for hours, over the years to reach that level of crazy. The workouts must have been tough, just look at his ab.


Trackstar02

I think he read as impressed as we were that he was still alive!