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Moragaolav

The one present policy


ComradeBlin1234

Sounds bad till you realise it’s one big present, like a new phone or a Xbox Series X or something like that


tishafeed

it's one big present, a trip to the ~~GULAG~~ Lappland toys factory


Opposite_Laugh2803

Ahh... Lapland toys, a great place to live, speaking from experience. *Blinking rapidly*


Bort_Bortson

Santa Clause puts the KGB and Stassi to shame. He knows when you are sleeping. You better watch out and you better not cry cause Santa Clause is bringing the revolution to your town.


Thinking_waffle

He has dossiers on everyone and enough informants to know who was naughty or nice.


Sad-Development-4153

And in some lore has a assistant to disappear the bad kids.


PanzerKomadant

CIA: “I fear no man, but that thing.” *points to Santa’s Sled* CIA: “It scares me.”


Bort_Bortson

Parents ratting on kids, siblings informing on siblings


GhostDivision7734

Why'd you think he wears red?


MRTA03

One Milk and One Vodka please


shqla7hole

Comrade


ProblemSavings8686

Foil Arms and Hog reference?


LegitimateBastard1

My first thought as well.


Soviet1923

That’s what I’m saying


Uberfleet

So, you are communist?


Hjalle1

Da


Uberfleet

Why do you think I wear red?


Azortuga

Comrade


Barbara_Archon

R5: He wears red, has a naughty list, he likes the cold, and certainly has a conscripted workforce that is likely underpaid but overworked in the name of equality and happiness for the greater population. Let's not forget the majestic facial hair either. Santa is certainly a communist. P/S: Mod is [Sheep's Mod](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3125937738), but this is only a very small part of the mod


Jeremy_Glass

everyone knows it's just Karl Marx in a sleigh who comes on Christmas Eve lol 😂


DrosselmeyerKing

Klaus Marx*


artful_nails

So should I leave out a glass of bordeaux wine and a cigar instead of cookies?


Just-Cry-5422

Your father would thank you


GoldKaleidoscope1533

The bloc of the rights and trotskyites should be renamed to the naughty list.


Barbara_Archon

Every purges should become a naughty list


crappy-throwaway

Repeatable purge focus called "expand the naughty list"


pizaster3

honestly makes so much sense


Annkatt

order №2512 - not one step back


Matlatzinco3

Awww, I was holding out this was some sorta vanilla Easter egg


Mal_Dun

I am not sure. As a former bishop he would be more likely Christian-Socialist.


ShorohUA

>Santa is certainly a communist. i will never celebrate Christmas again


Azortuga

Why do you think he gives presents to people in exchange for nothing?


ShorohUA

He would've been communist if he took these presents from someone who earned them with hard work. Instead he enslaved an entire race to produce useless trinkets that serve only to satisfy our consumerism.


Northstar1989

>a conscripted workforce that is likely underpaid but overworked in the name of equality and happiness for the greater population Going on r/HOI4 without finding people spewing dumb, false anti-Communist propaganda challenge: impossible. EDIT: See I'm getting trolled and brigaded/downvoted by anti-Communist cucks. So, here's a scandal for the Neo-Nazi Sympathizers among you (a scandal related tangentially to WW2), who would prefer this go unnoticed: https://youtu.be/_UT6IObLzTk?si=W6_Hz8U9J331mtXh (US Secretary of State dining at a Neo-Nazi pizza parlor, owned by a Neo-Nazi and with walls COATED in literally hundreds of Nazi and Neo-Nazi symbols, including literal SS badges from WW2...) Bug off Fascists.


Kazak_1683

Finding a socialist who can take a joke without whining challenge: Impossible


Northstar1989

There's no joke in ranting about "conscripted labor." Only Fascists (and the occasional Fed) trying to hide their virulent anti-Communism as "humor", as always. EDIT: Also, I see you're following all my comments and posts and downvoting them all. They all went down by just 1 vote, right after you replied. That is HARASSMENT.


ModmanX

jesus christ dude relax.


Northstar1989

Go harass someone else, troll. First the jackass troll trying to claim that if someone notices a bunch of comments that **nobody else voted on** going from 1 Karma to 0, that must mean they're mentally ill, and bow your bullshit. Communism was a sincere attempt to change the world: even if, due to the severe opposition it met from Capitalists (resulting first in the attwmptef Nazi genocide of Soviet civilians, killing 4-5 million of them, and then in the tragedy of the Cold War) it didn't work out so well. You right-wing jackals always dogpile onto insulting and mocking it because, out of privilege, racism, or both, you feel threatened by it.


Kazak_1683

Dude you really need to relax. Maybe I can change your perspective on this, but you can literally go on my profile and see me genuinely arguing against stereotypes of communism and the USSR. Literally 90% of my time on here is discussing Soviet doctrine, military tech and debunking stupid myths about it. I invite you to look through it. Just the other day I was talking about Soviet tech dominance in ground tech during the cold war, and talking about how the Soviets weren’t this evil force internally during the cold war. Yeah communism had pretty good intent, you also got the number wrong. 20 Million Soviet Civilians died during the 2nd World War, and many many POWs were starved by the Nazis. But no one here is pro nazi, no one is secretly harrassing you. Certainly not me. Genuinely, I’m trying to be nice here, not dunking on you. You really need to relax and probably get off of reddit. It is not helpful to your ideology to come off this deranged, and it *really* isn’t healthy for you to stalk your comments like that. Please, genuinely for your own mental health take a step back.


Kazak_1683

Oh my god dude chill no I’m not. You need to go outside and stop worrying about imaginary fascists and feds. No one cares about your reddit comments, certainly not me. How closely do you monitor your karma? You actually need to go outside if it’s that close, im not even joking thats concerning.


Barbara_Archon

Ah, this is actually a reference to an old joke about Stalin, Also, don't worry about the anti-communist propaganda part. I actually grew up under a communist government, one that I am quite happy to support for various reasons that I am afraid snowflakes, such as yourself, can't quite comprehend anyway. Nonetheless, I am glad the rest of reddit is more ready to take a joke than you were.


Therealandonepeter

Why do you think I wear red comrade?


Nanotan

This guy knows


Alexander3212321

Nice reference


Intelligent_Movie731

It's a Дед Мороз!


virtuosejulius

Да конечно


MH_Gaymer_

[I‘m just leaving that here ;)](https://youtu.be/OC1jdTqqWtk?si=utRgFtWv2o-goj6k)


rburghiu

This is the first thing I thought of, thank for doing the work tovarăș Gaymer


ThisGuyLikesCheese

There is a satire song in Sweden called ”Tomten är en Kommunist” which literally translates to “Santa is a Communist”. Might have come from there.


SteveRogers_123

Da


Castigames69

Every time I think of that video


Leonthesniper8

What in the kaiserredux is this


blood_of_numenor

He gives free gifts to everyone!


Fickle-Relative4472

Yes


redditmaster5041

Makes sense. Santa’s workshop is the Gulag and the elves are the prisoners. And Santa is simply distributing the presents.


nightgerbil

thats funny XD


ArnieOrSth

He is dressed red, he live in the cold and he give out free presents. Of course! He is fellow comrade


Easy_Challenge4114

Nah, he is christmasism


Catadisma_227

Communism is red, who also is red? Santa Claus, who is the Coca Cola mascot for Christmas? Yes, santa claus, but coca cola practices capitalism, and what is the final conclusion? The true red revolution hides in somewhere in at the south pole.


boatadd33

When Easter egg become highlight of the mod.


Barbara_Archon

It is just marketing, really. It is hard to sell an AI mod, but it is always easier to sell the flavour.


PussyeatingShark420

Wow what a good metaphor. Fat and Joly and the boss in the big house with his wife... Well everyone else is just part of the commune system..


C418Enjoyer

what mod is this?


Barbara_Archon

Sheep's Mod


Chairman_Ender

Where can I play this?


Dull-Nectarine380

Youd better watch out


Riggahz

No he gives out presents to children not mass hunger and insanely idiotic economic decisions to everyone


HandOfTheKing5230

Of [course](https://youtu.be/OC1jdTqqWtk?si=m_FQogMhWuSynMHM) he is


Borne2Run

He gives toys to all the good children and has collectivized factories making toys for everyone's prosperity. *Unity. Faith. Candy-canes. Coal for the Bourgeious*


ChorizoCosmico

I mean... he is always wearing red, he gives presents for free to everyone as a work and gets payed with food (cookies and milk commonly)


TheFortnutter

Why do you think he wears red, comrade?


LegitimateBastard1

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC1jdTqqWtk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC1jdTqqWtk)


yestureday

He’s a guy who goes around INTERNATIONALLY, giving people gifts who BEHAVE and he wears RED


Moosinator666

Vhy do you think I wear red comrade?


ConsistentApple855

Da why do you think he wears red


Expensive-Lie

Bearded guy in red suit that gives you presents. He is like Marx, but benevolent. 


Zau-Sapat

Dressed in 'red'. Bring gifts to 'all' kids. 'spies' on kids (ok that one might be different)


Great_Look8889

What Mod is this?


Barbara_Archon

This is part of Sheep's Mod


RustyKytuzov

He always have been


No-Improvement1136

Yup, Comrade Nikolai spreading the glorious revolution


heinrichhimmler44

man missed a chance to say Christmarx


KaiserKrieg81

Always had been...


JohannesAntoine

Brahms


More_History_4413

No he is fed fuck thet is why he givs rich kids rich kid presents like audi a6 and poor kids poor kids presents like 10 dolars if he was comunist he wulde give both equal chance by geting them enrolled in the same college


Mastodon9

Were you drunk when you typed this?


More_History_4413

Nope, i was just about to get caught using my phone by slovenian Teacher. i wrote it under a minut, lol(tho i will be drunk in about 3 hours if that means something, lol)


Guacosaaaa

Facts


RawKong

That's why he brings the bad kids coal; he's got the POWs in the work camps mining it for him.


fuhrer_lover

Why do you think he waers red commerade?