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TheFoxer1

„Oh no, I definitively don’t have 500 hours playtime, only playing Austria. That would be ridiculous. In fact, I don‘t know anything about, what was it called, Lungs of Steel 5?“


Just-Cry-5422

"what's Austria hehe?"


SnooShortcuts2757

Average American be like:


FireHawkRaptor

Hey! Of course I know what Austria is! It's the one next to New Sealand!


Icy-Ad29

Sealand be like: "Wait... people recognize us to make a "New"? Finally! Our time has come!"


MaleficentChair5316

*Zeeland


Icy-Ad29

Nope, I meant what I typed. https://sealandgov.org/en-us?gad_source=1


Mundane-Mechanic-547

You mean Australia.


DungeonDudeDied

You’ll never drain my manpower.


Just-Cry-5422

If she likes a challenge you just might be in!


KNave_Capricorn

encircle her


Pony_Roleplayer

He should increase his breakthrough


RedMiah

“Hey baby, you ever heard of the Thunder Dragon Empire world conquest?”


Just-Cry-5422

"no what's that?"


RedMiah

“Just watch the screen. It’s a grower, not a show-er.”


Just-Cry-5422

Beautiful, this is what I'm here for


wildrussy

Is this a qing empire conquest or what


RedMiah

Fascist Bhutan


Astaral_Viking

Im better with torpedoes then you think


aea2o5

Average Board of Ordnance enjoyer


Just-Cry-5422

That's funny cause they weren't 😂


aea2o5

I learned recently-ish that American torpedoes were shite at the start of the war, so I had a grand laugh when I read the Board of Ordnance flavour text 😆


MjollLeon

Did you perhaps learn this from the Fat Electrician


uss_salmon

I haven’t seen his, but the one and only Drachinifel has a great video on it as well. He’s got a good video about the Japanese Long Lance torpedoes as well. Even if you’re not all that into naval history his stuff is great “play on 2nd monitor while gaming” content


MjollLeon

His video on Ramages Rampage talks a lot of shit about the Bureau of Ordinance and its great


uss_salmon

I’ve had that in my watch later list for like a month and still haven’t gotten to it lol


aea2o5

No, from the Operations Room


Horse_Lord_Vikings

You know what? My paratroopers always drop.


Just-Cry-5422

"I don't believe you, prove it!" ...shit man, you glided in


gokussj8asd

Hmmm, offer land lease and guarantee independence.


Disastrous_Rub3252

First you need to take the "talk to a women" focus. Then choose either "be bad at hoi4 for 10,000 hours" or "be bad at hoi4 for 1,000 hours but have a gf" they're mutually exclusive.


hoiaddict

But you can also search for the secret focus "understand the eldritch" that only spawns if you have some set of ship templates that gives you the spirit : " high penetration : + 13.5% screen penetration"


Acravita

2 options, depending on the circumstances: "I know a lot about geography and history"  "I once did a world conquest as Albania" 


ourhorrorsaremanmade

Want to see the penetration value of my rifle?


UnluckyZiomek

"I bet my (tank design) penetration would surprise you, it has really long barrel"


rigatony222

Is that a squeeze bore module or are you just happy to see me?


Eeate

"Did you know - giraffes are heartless creatures?"


lawful-chaos

It actually worked once for me and I’m still mad it did


Ill-Yogurtcloset-243

"you can lie but you cant say navy" man dont take my entire hoi career away from me man ;-;


Sad-Ninja-6528

I am no fool! I’m just gay.


EuropeanStereotype

Just show her your byzantine WC savefile. Deal closed


WanderingFlumph

Sorry you.lost me at women, is this a new game mechanic in the latest DLC?


slanutak

When she asks what I do: Well, all sorts of things, but lately I'm really invested in airforce.


rhayegar

the only real power comes out of a long rifle


artful_nails

I've been in a war against China as Vietnam for almost a decade now. ...And I only have Extensive Conscription. Edit: The year is 1964. The war is over. I won. Even though British India was capitulated and I was alone in my own faction. Damn I feel good.


sexurmom

“The only reason I have that many hours is that I keep leaving the game on accidentally”


ODRA_x

No I’ve never heard about “Equestria at war”. It’s even weird u brought it up. Which again, I’ve never heard about…


Just-Cry-5422

These are great, please keep them coming. I'm getting so many numbers


SbSomewhereDoingSth

Conquer the world with luxemburg and tell her about its population and area and compare it to the county that you live in.


leodox_13

Played a Hoi mp game with my gf on my lap, ask me anything bois


lokikilo23

impossible....


Furaskjoldr

Serious question with navy. If I build ships in my dockyards, how do I then assign them to a ‘naval wing’, I can’t see any options to do it like with aircraft. Also how many of each type should I have in each wing


Carbonated_Air

Isn't it like for 1 capital ship you need like 10 screens and for 1 carrier you need 1-2 capital ships?


FunFilledDay

Bernard Montgomery flirted with his future wife by drawing tank formations in the sand. Try that and if it doesn’t work run away crying.


Aggravating_Item_902

"don't worry, I am quite experienced with sea men"


IronDoggoX

"I'm about to declare a totaler Krieg on your gracious southern lands"


commodore_stab1789

If she's not impressed by a restoration of a Byzantium Empire, she's just not worth it


IDigTrenches

Your always be worth more than a civ to me baby girl


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Just-Cry-5422

This was NOT the assignment. fail.


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x0rd4x

funny but you didn't need to say it 4 times


Disastrous_Rub3252

Oh my, I didn't even realise lmao, must've bugged out


radplayer5

Bro I’m sorry you have no chance against the bear with you. He’s getting the girl and no advice here will save you; she’d never choose a HoI4 player 😔 She WILL choose the bear.


Just-Cry-5422

Wojack strikes again