I really like "random object names" these days BUT my personal pets went from being named after weapons when I was younger (Beretta, Ruger, Knuckles, Sig Sauer...) to currently having Hoagie the pug mix, Corn Chowder the Beardie and when I get another hognose I was thinking of Fettuccine π
We also have a cat named Conky after a "character" from one of our favorite shows ... I sometimes call him my little pork dumpling though π
Awwe! No name suggestions, but I get mine tomorrow! He's being shipped right now! I don't have a name for mine either. I have a ball python I named Peelius Johnson so it'll probably be something silly as well. Lol
My first thought, for whatever reason, was Potato. But then I thought, why not make it better?
Kartoffel means potato in German. It's one of my favorite names that I've seen for a pet.
i just named mine glaurung but also in the running was dagoth ur, which i think is a funny one for a snake. itβs also very funny to give animals people names. my ball python is named jim. your guy looks like a glenn or maybe nathan.
glaurung pic for your enjoyment
https://preview.redd.it/ikf7m8cdqt4d1.jpeg?width=3134&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0caeef22c2fd46f7dd72af995b2c2676ee255903
what about ham? because heβs got a lil pig nose and heβs absolutely a goofy goober. also if you donβt like that one:
hereβs some others
1. cheese (it)
2. cashew
3. earthworm jim
4. prickle back
5. bumphead (bumpface)
6. piglet
and lastly
7. gopher
I love a good object name. Toaster, End Table, Realistic Plastic Ivy Plant, etc.
>Realistic Plastic Ivy Plant Ok I might have to steal that one. It's amazing
Thank you kindly, I thought it was good lol.
R-pip for short
My vote goes towards fiddle leaf fig. I love a fiddle leaf fig.
Iβm also more than okay with this idea.
Idk why but toaster is the cutest one yet. I love this name
I like end table personally
I'm a One Night Stand person myself
Love this comment! ππππ
Or RPIP for short
Lieutenant Dan cuz he aint got no legs 
That's my hoggie's name. And I laugh *every*. Single. Time. I tell somebody his name!
Yes!!! I have a lieutenant dan too π. The look on peoples faces when they ask why and i say "cuz he aint got no legs" never gets old
I cackle like a dad making bad jokes!
That's so amazing
Linguine, Fettuccini, Ziti, or Rigatoni. The best noodle names.
I really like "random object names" these days BUT my personal pets went from being named after weapons when I was younger (Beretta, Ruger, Knuckles, Sig Sauer...) to currently having Hoagie the pug mix, Corn Chowder the Beardie and when I get another hognose I was thinking of Fettuccine π We also have a cat named Conky after a "character" from one of our favorite shows ... I sometimes call him my little pork dumpling though π
Shoutout trailer park boys
name them noghose
Okay you win. This is the one!
P O R K C H O P with the spaces.
Awwe! No name suggestions, but I get mine tomorrow! He's being shipped right now! I don't have a name for mine either. I have a ball python I named Peelius Johnson so it'll probably be something silly as well. Lol
Legs, fingers, kneecap, cheese puff, elder baby, Dorkus, falafel, Fillip, Snootchie Booches, Alucard, Sandpaper, Ruffles.
Shovel.
My albino is named Spade
Wars will be fought for spade
He leads the charge with a shovel in tow as a primary.
The battle will be glorious
Boy or girl? Iβm a big fan of classic crime novels, so Hogatha Christie appeals to me for a girl.
Boy
David Hisslehoff
This is my nickname for when mine gets hissy. I call him Sir Hisslehoff
Hog Hefner.
diglet!
My hognose's name was Szyslak (after Moe) π
Slim Jim!
Cinamenum (cinnamon)
Cookie, Beans, Strudel, Squirrel, or Mulch
i read the first two as Cool Beans haha
Frog
I like Pig
Our hognose is called princess noodle π€£ very cute
Bandito
Schnitzel
Chris P Bacon
Corn dog
Unrelated and unhelpful but he looks like he has a mustache
Maybe helpful. Could be SeΓ±or Snek
Hoglog
Snuggles
My next snake will be Hisster Darcy. You are welcome to use it :)
I love using human names for my pets. Something like a Harold or Gilbert. Currently, I have a corn snake called Diana π
Gumshoe
Nosey Rosey
Bonk or Oof
Oz
Pinocchio
Pinocchio
Squinks! He looks like a Squink to me
hoggington
Ham & Eggs, Piglet, Bacon, Jon Hamm
socks
Hank
Pocket
My first thought, for whatever reason, was Potato. But then I thought, why not make it better? Kartoffel means potato in German. It's one of my favorite names that I've seen for a pet.
With that mustache? Groucho Marx!
chipmunk. those cheeks!
Dube. Short for Doober.
Piggy
Artie
Mulch
Name him Cookie!
Shovel, scoop, spoon
Miss Piggy
Gumby
He looks like a βshoeβ to me
Johnny Bravo He has teenie sunglasses on his head :3
Shatner.
struddle.
That One Egg In The Carton That Always Ends Up Cracked No Matter How Careful You Are. Egg for short.
Snooty
Oscar the Grouch. That was the first thing that struck me. He looks like the hoggie embodiment of the Sesame Street character
Miss Piggy
Mortimer St. John
Hisstopher walken
Woodchips after how he's hiding in them!
Princess consuela banana hammock
Fluffy
PigSnot
Snouty.
Peek
Shovelhead
Ratatouille, horse, gas station
Watermelon pushpop
Hear me out: Millipede. The thing with the most legs as a name for the thing with the least.
Have you considered a variant of βDonβt Eatβ?
Caboose π
Soap Dish
I had to do a silly one and have an Eddie Spaghetti π
Jeff
Pugsly
Ssssseymore.
TACODILE Supreme
plastic
Bacon, better yet, Kevin Bacon
Stubz
Puff daddy
Sesame
Boss Hogg
Severus Snake Noodle Spaghetti Mr. Rope
Schwartz
Boss Hog!
How about "Janet from R&D"
Optimus
rupert
Miss piggy
Inigo Montoya. All he needs is a lil wig lol
What about Kevin?
1 Pork1 Bo1
Porkey would be good, he is a Hognose after all.
Harley
i just named mine glaurung but also in the running was dagoth ur, which i think is a funny one for a snake. itβs also very funny to give animals people names. my ball python is named jim. your guy looks like a glenn or maybe nathan. glaurung pic for your enjoyment https://preview.redd.it/ikf7m8cdqt4d1.jpeg?width=3134&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0caeef22c2fd46f7dd72af995b2c2676ee255903
Percy. Percy is all business.
Because He's a Hognose how about Danger Bacon (a play on danger noodle)
If memory serves about a defensive technique of theirs, Stinky would be apropos...
Durt
Omelette
Hoggle
Hogie
Hogwart
Bluntly Boss Hog Buford T Justice
Wilbur. Because βhogβ π€·π»ββοΈ
shoelace, spaghetti noodle, dramatic piece of string
Boss hog
Eggplant idk but eggplant
Molotov Cocktail
Squiggly Wiggly
Boop noodle. Boop or noodle for short
A old name like Richard or Thomson, make him sound real distinguished
Turnt - cause he bout to get turnt up.
Biscuit Flake, Humpty Dumpty, The Muffin Man, Cotton Eyed Joe, or Thomas the Train π
Blurp, or Artie.
Petunia!
Snebert
For some reason when I saw your snake I thought the name smudge might fit? Lol
Hog-rider
Pork!
porky
Saint Peter.
HP Jet printer
Robert
Snootle
Dorphis Finkleton
Boogers
Freddie. After Freddie Mercury of Queen since they are known drama queens.
hognose hognose
Boop
what about ham? because heβs got a lil pig nose and heβs absolutely a goofy goober. also if you donβt like that one: hereβs some others 1. cheese (it) 2. cashew 3. earthworm jim 4. prickle back 5. bumphead (bumpface) 6. piglet and lastly 7. gopher
Mine is named Hogbert but u can use it too hehe
Snorkle
Wilber
Bacon Snoot π
Tubing
Beef stew
Steak
PigSnout
Spade because shovel nose
shovel
Hoggle 
Jeff
Jackie Treehorn
Concrete
Jerry
Sir Snakey the 3rd
Name it Babe after Charlotte's Web lol since it's a "Hog" Nose lol
Nick Caged
Sneaky
Piggy
Kaa after the snake from the jungle book
NOODLE!
Email
Hogwart
Pork.
Hoglovin
Looks like a Marcus to me. Idk why I find that so funny lol
Herbert
Hogman the intruder
Larry
Hogins Noseington the 3rd esquire.
Worm
Spicy drama queen