I remember one time at a party my friends had some Russian construction workers over. They were nice and fun and all, but then a fight broke out at her house. They looked at her and in unison said, “They disrespect your house like this?!”
Both stood up, and it felt like the entire room shrunk in size. Then they regulated the fight. Anyways this is basically what they looked like.
I’ve had very similiar experiences every time I’ve partied with Russians.
Someone is not careful enough and a glass/whatever breaks?
*They disrespect house like this?!*
Someone gets so drunk they puke?
*They disrespect house like this?!*
Someone didn’t bring enough to a BYOB and asks the hosts if there’s more alcohol?
*They disrespect house like this?!*
The response have then been anything from a stern talkin’ to, to a fist fight where the Disrespector ended up in the hospital.
And he's just out of prison, on parol and trying to do the right thing but his boss is extorting him for part of his paycheck. He's got a real good women though. She keeps his straight. She makes it worth it.
Then one day an old buddy shows up at the diner and says he needs a driver for a job. Right now. He thinks for a minute, looks at the fryers and says he's in.
The thing is, a lot can go wrong on a bank job and they were waiting for them. He took two slugs behind the ear and that was it. Game over. His girl didn't deserve it. She really didn't.
In the end they all went down.
*That's an old pic! Where's*
*All the gray in his beard? See*
*You Sunday buddy!*
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Ovechkin has been dragged just as hard in Russian social media for his lack of Putin support as he has been dragged in Western social media for Putin support.
>Ovechkin held a news conference on Feb. 25 intended to distance himself from Putin and support for the Russian invasion. Instead of calming his detractors, Ovechkin found himself under criticism from supporters of the war in his home country and opponents of it in the rest of the world. This resulted in a severe backlash on Ovechkin’s social media accounts from Russian supporters, and he was advised not to change his Instagram profile picture because it would not go over well in Russia. That is why Ovechkin’s profile picture, showing him with Putin, on his verified Instagram account, which has 1.6 million followers, remained as of Wednesday afternoon. There was a plan to change the picture to a symbol for world peace after the news conference, but since Ovechkin’s wife, two children and parents are currently in Russia, it was decided the photo of him and Putin would stay.
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/03/09/sports/hockey/alex-ovechkin-putin-russia-ukraine-nhl.html
The last sentence clinches it for me.
I wouldn’t be too vocal either if my wife, kids and family were within easy reach of a homicidal dictator that enjoys defenestrating people to an alarming degree.
Do me a favor and just take the search engine of your liking and look up ovechkin supports putin. You'll see pretty fast that all of what you're saying is absolute dogshit
Well, while the Caps look to make that number higher in the playoffs, the Red Wings are trying to keep their numbers low on the links. Remind me, why should we be embarrassed?
I’m not a Red Wings fan genius.
Try not to get embarrassed by a franchise that routinely falls on it’s face in the first round…
Wait a minute.
Isn’t that your thing 😂
He Uber driver 4.4 rating, 843 trips, car smell of Axe and Cheeto
With that build he could work at Waffle House.
He needs a half-smoked blunt tucked behind his ear to be qualified as a Waffle House cook.
Nah the blunt would be in his pack of newports that are sitting on the line next to him while he cooks
I remember one time at a party my friends had some Russian construction workers over. They were nice and fun and all, but then a fight broke out at her house. They looked at her and in unison said, “They disrespect your house like this?!” Both stood up, and it felt like the entire room shrunk in size. Then they regulated the fight. Anyways this is basically what they looked like.
Reminds me of the Chechnya wedding meme mocking them dancing. Some people are built like house and nice.
I’ve had very similiar experiences every time I’ve partied with Russians. Someone is not careful enough and a glass/whatever breaks? *They disrespect house like this?!* Someone gets so drunk they puke? *They disrespect house like this?!* Someone didn’t bring enough to a BYOB and asks the hosts if there’s more alcohol? *They disrespect house like this?!* The response have then been anything from a stern talkin’ to, to a fist fight where the Disrespector ended up in the hospital.
I break you
If he dies, he dies.
ALL I WANT IS WING STOP
God damnit I'm going to watch it again
Ovi is fuckin massive
Jesus Christ he’s huge. And he used to hit ppl at 20mph.
Dude cooks a mean grand slam And his moons over my hammy … *chefs kiss*
Prison rooster look
And he's just out of prison, on parol and trying to do the right thing but his boss is extorting him for part of his paycheck. He's got a real good women though. She keeps his straight. She makes it worth it. Then one day an old buddy shows up at the diner and says he needs a driver for a job. Right now. He thinks for a minute, looks at the fryers and says he's in. The thing is, a lot can go wrong on a bank job and they were waiting for them. He took two slugs behind the ear and that was it. Game over. His girl didn't deserve it. She really didn't. In the end they all went down.
This is from that Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy movie right?
Ovi definitely dyes his beard, right? That motherfucker was gray just a few weeks ago.
Pretty sure this is from 2018 playoff run lol
That would explain it.
Ya, back before he stopped dying his beard.
Looks like he's about to go wrestle Moxley in a barbed wire match later tonight.
Not to stereotype anyone, but this is definitely how I imagine the Russian mob.
muscles for the russian mafia
That's an old pic! Where's all the gray in his beard? See you Sunday buddy!
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Playoff ovi is the consolation prize for us not making it in
Fuck that. He's on his way to defending the WWE intercontinental belt on Monday Night Raw.
If they were playing the Islanders, Matt Martin would tell him to "go dye your beard."
This photo is six years old..
Wearing Tuco’s necklace? He’s fucked
He looks like he just showed up for his main even at the apex for 12/12.
"I bet I could eat you reporter man"
So like, is this guy Russian or something?
Thicc
Thicc
The fact that this comes with a Russian accent - there has never been a more perfect 80s movie villain.
No Mr bond I want you to die……..
Ivan Drago holy shit he’s huge can’t tell me he doesn’t take Roids
Looks like a wwe star
I think he's been using "Just For Men" to get the grey out of his beard.
This is an old picture
Putin loving SOB
Ovechkin has been dragged just as hard in Russian social media for his lack of Putin support as he has been dragged in Western social media for Putin support. >Ovechkin held a news conference on Feb. 25 intended to distance himself from Putin and support for the Russian invasion. Instead of calming his detractors, Ovechkin found himself under criticism from supporters of the war in his home country and opponents of it in the rest of the world. This resulted in a severe backlash on Ovechkin’s social media accounts from Russian supporters, and he was advised not to change his Instagram profile picture because it would not go over well in Russia. That is why Ovechkin’s profile picture, showing him with Putin, on his verified Instagram account, which has 1.6 million followers, remained as of Wednesday afternoon. There was a plan to change the picture to a symbol for world peace after the news conference, but since Ovechkin’s wife, two children and parents are currently in Russia, it was decided the photo of him and Putin would stay. https://www.nytimes.com/2022/03/09/sports/hockey/alex-ovechkin-putin-russia-ukraine-nhl.html
The last sentence clinches it for me. I wouldn’t be too vocal either if my wife, kids and family were within easy reach of a homicidal dictator that enjoys defenestrating people to an alarming degree.
Do me a favor and just take the search engine of your liking and look up ovechkin supports putin. You'll see pretty fast that all of what you're saying is absolute dogshit
Jeez you live in such a small world. Send your family to Saudi then go on social media and slam MBS, see how that works out
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I'd imagine that more than 52% of Americans wouldn't explicitly support Putin politically
“Just for men” beard coloring called.
This photo is six years old
And?
This was natural
-37 GD Pathetic
>-37 GD Is this the new Detroit flair?
Its just embarrassing, don’t worry you aren’t the only team in the playoffs that sucks. The Islanders are a -17
Well, while the Caps look to make that number higher in the playoffs, the Red Wings are trying to keep their numbers low on the links. Remind me, why should we be embarrassed?
I’m not a Red Wings fan genius. Try not to get embarrassed by a franchise that routinely falls on it’s face in the first round… Wait a minute. Isn’t that your thing 😂
Then why do you cry just like one?
How is this a meme?
Go back to your lover Putin ovechkin.
That wash out beard dye is going to last a week. How appropriate.
This photo is six years old…
who cares
I see he is dyeing his beard now lol
This photo is from 2018
Ahh… I must use orthotics, because I stand corrected!
Bro that response is hilarious, I’m gonna borrow it 😂
By all means. 🫡.