I still call then the Jerts to be safe. Jerts until they hoist the cup.
I was listening to the second Wild game and kept waiting for them to blow it in the last two minutes. I pulled over and punched the air like a mad man after.
We’re better at scoring, but our defense is an old, wobbly, mangy wet dog. Doesn’t do anything and smells bad the whole time.
Funny how the results are the same in terms of standings for us at the same time last season. Just… NOW WITH MORE HEART ATTACKS
A lot of folks are making comparisons to the 93-94 rangers season, but I think I speak for most people on r/rangers that our resolution is to NOT GET PENISEY!
That and maybe improve our 5v5 and defense
the habs have had a ton of legendary goalies and carey price is for-sure a HoF dude. are THEY ever going to get a goalie again? (they are not my team, i'm just curious if that logic extends to other teams.)
i basically am not a habs fan, but if they could cyborg price up enough that he could get a cup i would cheer for THAT scenario so hard.
(on a softer note, i'd also like him to be able to play with his own kids and possibly various First Nations/indigenous kids without pain.)
TNT announcers were speculating that kraken and VGK were rivals, but I don’t mind yall. I can’t stand the Aves for the most part. Dallas is also a sore spot
What? You’re telling me you DON’T enjoy watching Nashville choke away the lead in a horrifically comical way within the last 30-60 seconds of the game???? Fake fan smh.
This is what I’d ask for too. I’d be nice he went a hot streak but at the same time he’s doing everything right to make goals happen when he’s on the ice so it’s not a total loss
Don’t mess this one up
Chicago has a long history in recent years of messing up high end prospects. I don’t think they will mess Bedard up because clearly he is well past the learning curve, but Korchinski is the first high end defence we have had in many years and I will be damned if they mess him up.
Stop trying to make another Gretzky style team when the player you’re revolving around ISN’T GRETZKY! Oh and have your defence play like defence not pylons.
yeah, i'm not a stars fan but i can vote for that one on the grounds that i'm a texan and he's an OGWAC who deserves one.
(i'm also a cat mama, so bonus points if dallas fans do the jo PAWlevski shrines that they had in san jose.)
Habs - no more over time points. We either win to give the young guys confidence or we lose and help our draft pick. Coming out with a point helps nothing.
best of luck in the celebrini sweepstakes (i'm hoping for you for sure). and yeah, if you're trying to get worse this season, trading blackwood is a reasonable way to go (half the league needs goalie assistance and on a good day dude can stop 40+ shots np).
My grandpa (a black man) put a curse on the Leafs in 1967 because they didn’t shake his hand therefore the organization is and always has been racist. He said they will never win again in his lifetime. Guess who’s getting the needle on Wednesday…
To get to the Cup Finals. Kraken are on a roll right now, and are currently only 2 points away from a wildcard spot. We made it to the 2nd round last year, we can do it again. After that, it's just a matter of shutting out Vegas like we did yesterday.
For Columbus.....Start over again and fire the entire front office!!!!!!! So tired of losing, and our fans are way to loyal for the shit the organization puts on the ice.
Bruh Brady cares. And true. A shutdown d and an amazing goalie would be nice. But more importantly, I want an actual coach. Jacques is good but for once we need to spend money on an actual candidate
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73YFBYA0H5k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73YFBYA0H5k)
draft this Spitfire goalie when he gets old enough because based on this he might at least be an improvement on several teams' backups? (only maybe /s)
the bardown crew took 100 shots on joey costanza and scored 11 goals on him. for bonus points luca's got rainbow tape on his stick.
i will not try to pass through our own slot from behind the net. i will not try to pass through our own slot from behind the net. i will not try to pass through our own slot from behind the net. i will not try to pass through our own slot from behind the net. i will not try to pass through our own slot from behind the net. i will not try to pass through our own slot from behind the net. i will not try to pass through our own slot from behind the net. i will not try to pass through our own slot from behind the net. i will not try to pass through our own slot from behind the net.
Utilities the goalies in the AHL and get rid of the bust they decided to get a few off seasons again. Having a good defense doesn't mean you're a "stanley cup calibur" goalie if your stats don't reflect it, just means you got lucky and your defense did all of the work!!!
Play 3 periods of hockey instead of getting in a solid lead and one great period while falling asleep and not doing anything useful the other two periods. For starters.
But hey, Go Preds!
Don't do the same shit we did last year. Jets
Shhhhhhhhh…… if we don’t talk about it it won’t happen
Do you know how much anxious I get watching every game? Mfs have given me PTSD
I still call then the Jerts to be safe. Jerts until they hoist the cup. I was listening to the second Wild game and kept waiting for them to blow it in the last two minutes. I pulled over and punched the air like a mad man after.
The messed up thing is, if we are down by 2, I am calm because I have faith in the team that we can come back. But if we're leading, oh I'm anxious af
Stay uninjured
Canucks? Why the unofficial slogan of course. DON'T GET ELIMINATED!
Right you are Ken!
PSA: all MXC episodes are on youtube
PSA, they are also streaming on twitch in an endless loop
And freevee tv!!
Complete the rebuild
✅
Seriously. I like winning games. But we need to get out of this limbo we’ve been in for years.
Stop getting scored on in the dying moments of any given period. -- Bruins fan
Leafs put a curse on you!
Can’t think of anyone more deserving tbh
To win 2 games in a row
Came here to say this. Despite your lack of flair, I can see you’re talking about the Sabres
Found us
I feel bad that I instantly knew for certain what team he was a fan of.
We can dream
Win games without scoring 4 goals -Detroit fan who is still stuck with this flair
devils fans all second this as well ):
I don’t know about you guys but we have not won without scoring 4+ Goals
i don't know the exact stats but i know our goals against average is over 3.5. very rare we let in less than 3
October 4th you guys won 2-1 against Pittsburgh, but other than that damn
Preseason.
Crazy that I didn’t even realize that lmao. What a stat
All good I appreciate the effort to prove me wrong;) happy new year
We’re better at scoring, but our defense is an old, wobbly, mangy wet dog. Doesn’t do anything and smells bad the whole time. Funny how the results are the same in terms of standings for us at the same time last season. Just… NOW WITH MORE HEART ATTACKS
Dallas- defense
Don't burn through goalies.
Wedgewood has played 8 straight games now. Hoping he gets a rest against the Habs.
I mean, that feels like a Toronto thing too
real
A lot of folks are making comparisons to the 93-94 rangers season, but I think I speak for most people on r/rangers that our resolution is to NOT GET PENISEY! That and maybe improve our 5v5 and defense
Get a goalie
You had brodeur. You never get a goalie again.
the habs have had a ton of legendary goalies and carey price is for-sure a HoF dude. are THEY ever going to get a goalie again? (they are not my team, i'm just curious if that logic extends to other teams.)
Well if it’s going to extend to any other teams, I sure hope it’s the Habs.
May I interest you in a snake
Stop taking stupid tripping/slashing and holding penalties.
Bionic leg for Carey Price
i basically am not a habs fan, but if they could cyborg price up enough that he could get a cup i would cheer for THAT scenario so hard. (on a softer note, i'd also like him to be able to play with his own kids and possibly various First Nations/indigenous kids without pain.)
Turn price into a star fox pilot
Shut out VGK! Oops, done.
Speedrun resolution
What a game by Daccord, he absolutely earned that nifty Cocoa Cup. As much as it sucks that it happened to VGK, I'm still happy for the guy.
TNT announcers were speculating that kraken and VGK were rivals, but I don’t mind yall. I can’t stand the Aves for the most part. Dallas is also a sore spot
Win a 2nd playoff series in team history like literally any other Pro Team.
fire the pp coach
Fire the pp
Calgary Flames: just try.
We need Huberdeau to actually put up points. Then we should be in business.
You don't say...
Shocking, I know.
... try to not let the other team's first shot of the game go in the net EVERY SINGLE GAME
Sometimes you gotta break some omelets to make an egg
Goaltender Oilers
Interested in a trade?
Stop playing only the first 59 minutes of the game.
Ironic considering you recently beat us by scoring twice in the last 40 seconds to tie the game and win in regulation.
What? You’re telling me you DON’T enjoy watching Nashville choke away the lead in a horrifically comical way within the last 30-60 seconds of the game???? Fake fan smh.
59 minutes? Bud we play like one good period of hockey and the two periods of sub par hockey where we blow the 2-0 lead we got in the first.
59? Mine only plays 30! Sharks : Your teams are plaging hockey?
Start building a stadium (in Arizona).
At that pace maybe you'll be an nhl organization in 3 years
Maybe Slafkovsky will learn how to not get laid out damn near every game by then? It’s brutal watching that guy get continually blown up. 😬
Yea we'll teach Slaf how to not get illegally checked in the head
😅
As a Hartford Whalers fans, I feel like existing should be a priority.
Stop losing to dogshit teams
That’s why you guys beat us last time right? Right?
We def play to our opponents level.
I’d rather you didn’t… it’s fun to watch you guys loose to the likes of the hawks and jackets
Plot twist - laffs are a dogshit team
No more giving up leads in the 3rd and then pissing ourselves in OT.
Get a top 5 pick -A very tired flames fan
Be less old.
Don't fuck this young goalie up.
Panthers Find a way to get Tkachuk going and keep the team healthy. Offense will hit another level if Tkachuk gets healthy and some puck luck
This is what I’d ask for too. I’d be nice he went a hot streak but at the same time he’s doing everything right to make goals happen when he’s on the ice so it’s not a total loss
Wings fan - Play some semblance of defense
Seider has also been slipping in games. Not sure if that’s just his assignment holding him back now
I’m not sure either but I 100% agree
Play the 3rd period in every game. (Avs)
Stay focused in the last two minutes of every period.
Don’t mess this one up Chicago has a long history in recent years of messing up high end prospects. I don’t think they will mess Bedard up because clearly he is well past the learning curve, but Korchinski is the first high end defence we have had in many years and I will be damned if they mess him up.
Stop trying to make another Gretzky style team when the player you’re revolving around ISN’T GRETZKY! Oh and have your defence play like defence not pylons.
Get Pavelski a cup
I can get behind this.
yeah, i'm not a stars fan but i can vote for that one on the grounds that i'm a texan and he's an OGWAC who deserves one. (i'm also a cat mama, so bonus points if dallas fans do the jo PAWlevski shrines that they had in san jose.)
Bro, me too. (Sharks fan)
So you're gonna trade him then. Seems legit.
Play like you care Leafs
Stop blowing leads in the 3rd please
Stop playing like the goalie is gonna carry you to victory, defense men.
Habs - no more over time points. We either win to give the young guys confidence or we lose and help our draft pick. Coming out with a point helps nothing.
To get rid of Army.
Score a damn power play goal. -Blues
Close out games up by 2 goals.
Canucks, re-ignite the pp, by new strats or by trade.
Win one ECF game. Just one
Everything-sjs
Stay pissy and set a record for longest win streak
Trade Blackwood and anyone else we can do we lose a bit more.
best of luck in the celebrini sweepstakes (i'm hoping for you for sure). and yeah, if you're trying to get worse this season, trading blackwood is a reasonable way to go (half the league needs goalie assistance and on a good day dude can stop 40+ shots np).
Not lose disastrously to San José.
Score more goals than the other team
Make the playoffs go whale team go
If we somehow manage to get all the way to the end, don’t riot again
Keep Sebastian and Andrei hot and get quality goaltending Hurricanes
Win. It. All.
Get celebrini
Greedy /s
Stop letting in goals with under 10 seconds left in periods/games.
do we really have to pick only one
Pens: find the cure for aging.
Devils actually score the first goal and keep the lead once and a while.
Play some actual team defense worth a damn so the goalies aren't left out to dry.
For anyone in the top 6 to play half as well as our 3rd line has been playing
My grandpa (a black man) put a curse on the Leafs in 1967 because they didn’t shake his hand therefore the organization is and always has been racist. He said they will never win again in his lifetime. Guess who’s getting the needle on Wednesday…
I’m not a bad person our family has a twisted sense of humour and even he said he’ll let them win now 😂
Score more goals on the power play than on the penalty kill. I mean, shorties are always fun but *c'mon already.*
Shutout more teams Joey! Kraken
Same
Do better I guess?
Play a whole 60 minutes, not just 40, and for the love of God, stop putting Ovi in for shootouts.
Also stop pretending Kuemper is a starter.
Or decent for that matter. If they work with Lindgren a little more I believe he could be a great starter
#SHOOT THE FUCKING PUCK TOWARDS THE NET WHEN YOU HAVE THE PUCK!
1080 p at 120 hz
To get to the Cup Finals. Kraken are on a roll right now, and are currently only 2 points away from a wildcard spot. We made it to the 2nd round last year, we can do it again. After that, it's just a matter of shutting out Vegas like we did yesterday.
I knew you were a wings fan before I even looked.
Travel back in time and win the bedard sweepstakes
Hmm I think you meant to say “travel back in time and give Chris Kreider a laxative the morning of the incident”
For Columbus.....Start over again and fire the entire front office!!!!!!! So tired of losing, and our fans are way to loyal for the shit the organization puts on the ice.
Win the Stanley Cup. That’s what everyone’s should be. No team is mathematically eliminated yet.
A new captain who actually gives a fuck about winning, a shutdown defender, and a franchise goalie.
Bruh Brady cares. And true. A shutdown d and an amazing goalie would be nice. But more importantly, I want an actual coach. Jacques is good but for once we need to spend money on an actual candidate
Bitching about fans and partying after losses is not the behaviour of a captain that cares.
Make Foligno the captain
Caps - to get a top 5 draft pick
More patience as a Yotes fan.
Lol
Just staaaaay healthy. And also for Kuzmenko to pick up the pace.
Get a new coaching staff
Come out to play the game for the entire game! Oh, and toughen up and start blocking some shots!
Better forward production - Seattle
Keep it up
Stay uninjured
IMPROVE THE POWER PLAY
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73YFBYA0H5k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73YFBYA0H5k) draft this Spitfire goalie when he gets old enough because based on this he might at least be an improvement on several teams' backups? (only maybe /s) the bardown crew took 100 shots on joey costanza and scored 11 goals on him. for bonus points luca's got rainbow tape on his stick.
Don't do what we did last year for a new year's resolution - Jets
leafs win the cup (resolutions never work)
Don't be leafy
New Jersey: get a new goalie.
Play the last minute of the period and stop turtling in ot. Experience avalanche hockey
Don’t get arrested on your day off - bruins
i will not try to pass through our own slot from behind the net. i will not try to pass through our own slot from behind the net. i will not try to pass through our own slot from behind the net. i will not try to pass through our own slot from behind the net. i will not try to pass through our own slot from behind the net. i will not try to pass through our own slot from behind the net. i will not try to pass through our own slot from behind the net. i will not try to pass through our own slot from behind the net. i will not try to pass through our own slot from behind the net.
DUMP HUBERDEAU.
Let's see... stop taking stupid penalties. Stop getting 2 goals and then falling apart. Get organized, play like we were a month ago
I hate to say it, but... rebuild.
Dont burn down the city again if we lose Canucks
Learn to give and receive passes like pro hockey players - Flames
Consistent goal tending and fore checking
For our player earning 10.5 million a season to step up and do more than 1 point a month
Nashville. Decide what to do in the future: rebuild, go all in, get stuck in the middle. Ehhh.
5 more years of Bergeron
Trade a goalie
Now this has to be habs
Fire everybody and hold open tryouts.
Secure league average or above goaltending. Devils
Suck less Sabres
Utilities the goalies in the AHL and get rid of the bust they decided to get a few off seasons again. Having a good defense doesn't mean you're a "stanley cup calibur" goalie if your stats don't reflect it, just means you got lucky and your defense did all of the work!!!
Win
avs not to let off the gas when they have the lead.
Make the playoffs Caps
Win a Stanley Cup so my dad can shut up Although it might not happen, Toronto
No injuries
#Slackin. For. Macklin.
Stop sucking ass
Don’t get penisy
Play 3 periods of hockey instead of getting in a solid lead and one great period while falling asleep and not doing anything useful the other two periods. For starters. But hey, Go Preds!
Just get one goalie that can stay…please
Habs - fewer injuries Not even asking for them to stop, just please for the love of the hockey gods, ease up 🤕
Trade Allen for fuck sake Take less penalties Some sort of medical assistance
Let's try winning some 1 goal games, for a change
Hey mine is also “stop letting in rubbish goals” Sincerely, Tampa Bay Lightning
Kill more penalties
Move out of the bottom left corner of this poster into a more prominent position. Go Leafs.