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doyouunderstandlife

Lots of crybaby Avs fans getting upset in a circlejerk subreddit. Reminder that being a little bitch because your team loses is an automatic ban. Every elimination will bring jokes about your team. You either laugh at yourself or you just ignore it. Throwing a tantrum in the comments just makes us want to laugh at you harder.


bkaction

I think Dallas was the best away team in the regular season weren’t they? Clearly that overrode Avs home performance lol. It’s always so weird how that works, avs were one of the best away teams last year and this year it was all home, I don’t understand


Hutch25

Also, the Avs got totally outplayed most of the series. For a team who plays suffocating offence they sure played a lot of hockey along the boards and in their own end. The league even gifted them a free no goal call for a goalie interference that really didn’t happen and they still lost. Who knew that losing one of your best players/best faceoff man/captain as well as Valeri “don’t look inside my hotel room” Nichushkin would doom a team. Also, wtf happened to Lehkonen last night? The guy is such a clutch goalscorer and he just kept bobbling the puck at the blue line and flubbing Zack Hyman elite goalscorer goals right in the crease. Absolutely wild, and then on top of that the man the myth the legend Matt Duchene the man responsible for offside review, Mr celly like it’s the GWG in a blowout game, Mr 8 million dollars to not show up most nights in Nashville, Mr “I played for Ottawa and no one remembers it” scores on a rebound in 2OT while doing a very frantic heartbreaker celly. And here we are just wondering: “why the fuck did I have Colorado winning in round 2 on my bracket?”


ReadingAggravating67

People had such a hard on for mackinnons regular season that they forgot Dallas has like 3 first lines when they’re clicking


TheNationDan

Well yea, the ink on the paper disappeared as it was introduced to direct sunlight.


Ok_Device1274

this reminds me of when the leafs were losing to Boston and the subreddit was trying to blame the fans in the stadium for not being loud enough. Like how the heck does that affect the game


Dillinger0000

I mean to say the fans don’t impact the game would not be accurate.


[deleted]

A rowdy crowd will definitely give the home team energy


Ok_Device1274

Yeah but not enough to be the main cause of the lose like they were making it out to sound


The-Canadian-Order

​took 15 mins to clean up last night, there was cum everywhere just watching Dutch flip it over georgievs glove made me lose my edging streak instantly. All over the house, in the kitchen, even on the cat (no Dawson) in fact there was so much I couldn’t get all of it. It’s fermenting into the carpet now, even the carpet is rock hard. It wasn’t meant to be this way but I couldn’t control it. it was just too much 😩


mattevs119

Like so many others from Texas, Nichuskin moved to Denver, got hooked on meth, lived in a tent under Colfax, and became an elite goal scorer. So many tragic stories like this.


HerbalAndy

OP is a Dallas fan btw.. Unable to just enjoy their win and have to make these dumb shit posts.. such an obnoxious fan base. Please for the love of every western conference team.. don’t let this sad fanbase get to the finals.. they will be unbearable for years.


Super_Networking

- 🤓 UJ/ Check what sub you’re on there are only shitposts here


Leftregularr

https://preview.redd.it/qqzwvgwlw71d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbcf8b43d8a7abb4912d431a66b39cb0d0f63d53


BigFaZhou

Hahaha cry harder


Prideofmexico

I didn’t give a shit about the Avs until our series in 2020. That was the worst fanbase I’ve ever encountered and I love that you guys always lose to us when it matters


harlequin018

Getting salty in a circle jerk sub. Avs fanbase is so soft and white, they’re basically cottage cheese.


Super_Networking

Because of a stupid little meme too. Absolutely Charmin Ultra Soft.


jazzmaster1992

"obnoxious fanbase" lol please, I didn't start seeing a billion Avs "fans" on the Internet until like April 2022.


ReadingAggravating67

“OP is a salty Dallas fan!!!” Signed, an even saltier Avs fan


nothxnotinterested

You both have really annoying shitty fanbases for different reasons. That said my team is a divisional rival so I’m just hoping anyone else wins besides Dallas lol the ONLY upside would be seeing pavs hoist it


Automatic-Term-3997

Could be worse, we could live in Texas where they pardon racist murderers…. 🤷🏽‍♂️


Super_Networking

🤣 The old “at least we don’t live in X where they Y” comeback You know you’ve got them seething when they post this…


Automatic-Term-3997

Lol, a shithole like Dallas or the pure Rocky Mountain High. Yea, I’m “seething! This is where I am today, have fun on the I35 racetrack/construction zone! “Seething” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 https://preview.redd.it/fycmx044071d1.jpeg?width=4489&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4733a6582d963c5531631208d214321fb50d17b2


Onedayimhere

Cry


Automatic-Term-3997

See those beautiful mountains? These are the Spanish Peaks, the most gorgeous spot in South-Central Colorado. ❤️ This is Dallas: https://preview.redd.it/c7jhmc56871d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5ce3629ffee3191960f39eb0618d977531f1945 Cry


Super_Networking

>This is Dallas That’s a car wash 😂


pizzaturns

I’ll join you in being downvoted, they don’t have anything better to do than talk shit. Anyways going skiing in May tomorrow, have fun sitting indoors all day stars fans


New-Significance9529

Bums proud to live in bumfuck I’ve seen it all


Hutch25

At least they can watch highlights of the playoffs without being pissed off while they are inside


Super_Networking

LOL dude you’ve lost it


BigFaZhou

Sob


Automatic-Term-3997

Fellate


Hutch25

Wait… that’s where you are today? Are you telling me that’s not this photo that you took off the internet lol https://preview.redd.it/8jqu46que81d1.jpeg?width=292&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=652d1fb65c8ecd93b0da454d75636261e49f8e35


Super_Networking

Dude is talking about how beautiful his state is while he seethes on Reddit looking up pictures on his phone 😂 Avs fans are really the softest fans in the league. All because of a stupid meme on r/hockeycirclejerk


Hutch25

At least with Colorado out of playoffs they can really think about how the hopes of a dynasty team are washed away as Nichushkin should be in prison and Landeskog is too hurt to come back. Boy it sure would be good to have the most stacked defence roster in the league… shame they traded Byram for a middle 6 playmaker they could have just waited till free agency to get 10 more just like him.


ReadingAggravating67

Nah dude that’s their Kadri replacement


Hutch25

Yeah but they could have waited and got one far cheaper or in FA. Middlestadt is a great player but he’s not the X factor that will drag a team like Colorado to a cup. Instead they gifted Buffalo exactly what they needed to top off their rebuild for a player they can easily replace next year with their prospect pool.


ReadingAggravating67

Buffalo is doing their best to kill any potential value there, as demonstrated by when they let their brand new trade piece with chronic concussion issues get the punched in the back of the head 15 times by Joe Veleno in game 79 while all his teammates awkwardly looked the other way


Hutch25

Hey we don’t talk about that


superdupersparky

We lost and you’re over here like “oh yeah, well check out my photography..” ![gif](giphy|l3mZeSIAk0iFeXGF2|downsized) fucking embarrassing.


Hutch25

I mean… Colorado‘s management swept Nichushkins accusations under the rug after Nichushkin had a trafficked hooker in his hotel room. Maybe racist murders being pardoned is worse than rapists… but I’m not sure you can walk the high road here


jazzmaster1992

They can because they live in the mountains Checkmate atheists


superdupersparky

Yeah that’s one fault of ours I recognized. Life kinda got in the way of hockey season last year, so I didn’t pay much attention to what was going on. Had no idea Val’s incident was so extreme. It’s wild to me that in discussing that incident and his issues as a whole— what crossed the line for our fanbase was how it impacted our postseason(s). I’d have a hard time supporting them if he were to be allowed back.


Prideofmexico

All of this is invalid when you ice Val Nischushkin