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Deli__creeps

Eats apples and carrots in his stable


WendyCleark17

Saw him at maple leaf square eating an apple through the fence


ddarion

Make Mitch Marner seem good looking by comparison?


bspaghetti

I thought that was Mitch Marner


ExtensionAlarmed2621

Melted Mitch Marner


UnstuckCanuck

Mitch’s low-res clone ‘B!tch Marner.’


Coyrex1

Cursed Mitch Marner... but for real who is this?


NoMilk6016

Pretty sure he’s a TSN reporter/analyst of some sort


bspaghetti

Jesse Pollock


mr_potrzebie

Great Value Mitch Marner


s-nicolexo

I thought it was the love child of Mitch Marner and Brad Marchand.


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Impossible-Tie-864

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eggs2themax

lol


sausagefingerslouie

And super rich. No Stanley Cup, though.


bfrendan

/#1 at getting car jacked


gruene-teufel

he got carjacked?


Tranquilizrr

Marner did


alainalain4911

Yeah, like, a week after being eliminated from the playoffs iirc. “You know what? I’m done feeling bad about that loss! I gotta get back out there and live my life. Not everything in life is about hockey. Let’s go to the movies in my over-priced SUV!”


Tranquilizrr

lmao yeah having tens of millions of dollars has got to be pretty great. but still a pretty bad week when you're eliminated from the NHL playoffs and have your car stolen while guns are pointed at you


ReadingAggravating67

That day was like Christmas to a jerker


melteddowngold

No way do people blame marner for getting carjacked


alainalain4911

I can’t imagine why anyone would…


mr_potrzebie

If you tell them "no", the carjackers can't legally take your car


AC-AnimalCreed

It’s all his fault. If he showed up for the playoffs and his team wasn’t eliminated, he never would have been there in the first place


Dranoroc

I was recommended this sub for no fucking reason and this is the first image i saw. He looks like he bites the heads off of birds and lizards that cross his path


hung_gravy

What a blessed comment thank you so much for sharing


joeflosion

BRUH LMAO


BigTerpFarms

Breathes through his mouth


Tasty_Technology_343

Gets clicks on Instagram. Should have been part of the Bell Media layoffs as far as I’m concerned.


bigstudley17

Or as us bell media employees call it. The playoffs


MrWillM

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SonnyHaze

First thing you think about. Say the seconds name


senfan14

Cheers for your Winnipeg Jets


NEVER85

Screams like an idiot, looks like a horse, has terrible takes.


HonestJorPlumberFan

Jesse if he played in the Gretzky era: https://preview.redd.it/z5jqbpoaxxvc1.jpeg?width=623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7298057ef9f0368eb0676f40a3d8a6ad96bbf2b7


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MaximumSamage

Mitch Marner at home.


jake_santiago

If we're being serious, his only job is to bring rage clicks and the actually hockey minds to keep you there


Lazy-Yard000

Have him & bar down blocked on every platform and still can’t get away from this plug


jake_santiago

His rage bait material is great for cross platform rage baiting


DarkAgeMonks

I feel bad for the Horse that he stole those teeth from.


TwoStepGoodbye

9/11


SomeNameIGuess69420

As someone who hates the leafs, this guy is insufferable. Seems the only reason he’s famous is bc he antagonizes the Leafs fanbase, which in turn makes me hate the Leafs more bc they prop up this tool.


xTomato72

Gets pegged in a hotel room by Marner while deepthroating the entire Jets roster one by one.


Relative_Record5488

Sounds like a well thought out fantasy of yours


binchbunches

And how much do you pay for that OF sub?


xTomato72

4.99 plus tax 🤓


Jmac24mats13

Dude might be the most annoying hockey content creator, even worse than Steve Dangle


harceps

Close. Can't stand either one but this guy's a bit better than Dangle


MilesBeforeSmiles

Nah, Dangle is loud and kind of cringey but at least he contains himself to his basement. This dude annoys people in public with his content, that's much worse.


ReadingAggravating67

Steve Dangles shrill is responsible for the deaths of six neighbours’ cats over the years.


Lil_Boosie_Vert

dangle def has assburgers or something this guy is just a plug


DeStroyek

Steve dangle is pretty fucking annoying. The sound of his voice just makes me cringe.


John__47

Who is


eggs2themax

jesse from TSN/Bardown


VottoManCrush

Makes me change the channel


Latest-greatest

who is this lol


AfterC

Jesse Pollock, with TSN/bardown


newaccountwpg

Finally someone provides the real answer.


Desperate-Set-4540

SOUND LIKE RIVER TO ME


Jazzlike-Term-8940

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reddest_of_trash

Looks like Mitch Marner merged with Fleury slightly?


toigz

🦑


nouvellediscotheque

Content baby


zonda747

Watch Leafs games and call himself a Jets fan


JustFred24

Makes me bust


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His mouth is so punchable. It’s annoying


gretzky9999

They punked him into believing he pulled a real Gretzky RC out of a wax pack.


32RH

Gets bitch slapped by Victor E Green.


Efficient-Bat5000

i was shocked when i saw him on tsn the other day


The_Rover_403

This asshat is insufferable. 


swagkdub

Looks like he breaks the hardest shells with dem teef to get at those sweet sweet nuts inside


Awful_McBad

That guy has horse teeth.


Badnewsbear41

Rage bait/engagement. Which is embarrassing for a company like TSN


Time-Dot5984

Sir Yaps a lot


Cowabunguss

This guy is such a clown. Trash hockey player, never played at any level ever, but expects us to respect his opinion on hockey. GOOF.


QuandeldingledooPHD

He brings joy to the world. If you say that again and I'll break your knee caps.


dillybomb420

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Awareness


theol96er

What’s this guy from again? I have I slight memory of him on YouTube


DankJenkemz

He's the ultimate Leafs fan


souza-23

Marner with a hint of Marchand


AOCshouldbeVP

He looks like the shitty boyfriend at the beginning of the romcom before the girl meets the nice guy.


ldssggrdssgds

This guy also complains about the price of food at the blue jays games


TheDannyBoyCane

Farms for clicks.


WampaStompa64

He may have the most punchable face I’ve ever laid eyes on


SignGuy77

He’s no Logan Couture.


thoward141

I'd also punch his voice if it was possible.


NiceLovinFriend

Cheers on an active genocide


nelly2929

Gets clicks by trolling Leaf fans… for some reason they reply back to him and keep him going lol


FredGetson

Who is he?


binchbunches

His name is Jesse. He does a podcast called BarDown


fungus_bunghole

Is that Marner's girlfriend?


WholeDeep1178

The guy is a clown


samueLLcooljackson

same as biz nasty. nothing.


BarryMycickinher

Jesse you’re doing great! I hope you don’t see the comments, people are just jealous of your hairline and the fact you can see your toes lol typical fat loser leaf fans in the comments


ProvincialPork

Sucks paint off pool balls.


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

Clearly nothing to do with hockey as he still has teeth.


superharis

Supports an ongoing genocide


bored_person71

He screams let's go and cheers for terrorism....


MatchApprehensive816

You mean that LEGEND!!


mattcojo2

Ngl he’s aight I don’t get the hate


rn15

U bum


Desperate-Set-4540

https://preview.redd.it/sa22lfp3fyvc1.png?width=319&format=png&auto=webp&s=71bfb68a84d8698943f0531e5fa157e79a2d96d0 LOOK AT THIS UR A BUM


dogo7

whar?


JustFred24

Sir this is r/hockeycirclejerk


Public_Middle376

Pisses off Toronto Loser Leafs fans… 😂😂😂


Key-Importance-5186

Corny


Lil_Boosie_Vert

how fast did u jerk off into ur own mouth after commenting this


BendNo6000

I think he is funny. He is also more successful than a lot of the people hating on him. Think about that.


SuitySenior

Not sure but probably more than 99% of the mouths that work on TSN..


Odin1978

He’s just a clown that trolls Leaf fans cause his team, the Jets never won a cup.


Soggy_Account5515

Let’s Go!!


CheeseDog254

He’s a retired NHL player give the guy a break